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 # Dev Joke
 
 #### Send me a PR if you know a good Dev Joke.
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+Why do programmers have bad digestion?
 
+They only have semi-colons
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 Me: Why isn't this working? 🤔
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 #### What did the Java code say to the C code?
 
 Answer: You've got no class.
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+Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
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+Due to Coronovirus (COVID19) all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid Handshakes..!!
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+![StackOverflowPro](./images/stack-overflow-pro.jpg)
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+***
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+![HurtDoggy](./images/hurt-doggy.jpg)
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