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Jim Carrey (Full Interview) | Real Time with Bill Maher #2

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Jim:Lets check this out .i went out today and buy me some nikes.
Bill:its great to see you in front of microphone
Jim: I am so happy to be here i like your show and absolutely admire what you do
Bill:It took me forever to get you here
Jim:Thank you for waiting for me
Bill:i would always wait for you i've a fan of yours i tell you since first time i saw you you didnt act you didnt even speak you just did impression with your face
Jim:thats right .it started early when a saw a goledn pond when i was i kid i was like i didt know i was doing i saw myself in a shop window and i went wow thats his face it came from the inside btw i have to tell the story but we auditioned the same night at the comedy store for mitz years ago
Bill:Certainly it was years ago
Jim:Thats the new school of thought all time happens to okay
Bill:you were enacted to cover
Jim:Yes i suck.It make it past so tight you got rich you were regular and stuff i got up there and the microphone fell about hands the first thing that happened you know its gonna be one of those nights riht even i ran past me its c back to canada for two years
Bill:I noticed you know we are both around the same age and you are a little younger but as time goes by i noticed your mind really noticed furniture i dont think that was me i think you are transferring them
Jim:Oh really
Bill:you are thinking of greg kinnear i dont remember ever doing one of the confident oh..i am glad your memory of my life are better than my own
Jim:you are beautiful
Bill:But i tell you you know i've seen you in so many movies and one way i judge actors is by like i look at a pardon ago he did great in that part could anyone else do it and usually the answer is yes .would you a lot of times ace ventura no
Jim:My secret is making the wrong choices but committing completely
Bill:No i dont think you have my favorite movie and i love many of them are cable guy
Jim:Oh thank you
Bill:Cable guy and truman show and i feel like they should be on a film festival together there's something about them that is very prescient about the way the world came to be you think they
Jim:We are parentless we are babysat by the television we are tought how to think by television thats the dangerous time i think about whats going on right and there are generations growing up right now who are learning to lie the lying is ok,that you supposed to hate half the country if anything we got back to a place where we realize that a vote is not who you are and because you voted looking you are not stupid you are not different you are not worthless you know i can break bread with anybody who voted for trump we could find some common ground to love each other just stop doing stupid shit thats all we expect so get it together
Bill:Why this character this hitting shot called kidding
Jim:Well you know these sly like mr.rogger
Bill:I think the show is really interesting because first of all i get to work with Michel Gondry again which is you know was a dream first time and a dream come true again the movie was on china.Yeah it was a beautiful experience its about a guy love being hit by lighting i mean this is about a gentleman whose heart is so big his approach is so authentic that its undeniable when you come in contact with them
Bill:Thats sounds like you.i always thougt well i was thought of you as a seeker you were like you are always seeking something right you're not always happy
Jim:no,i am not always happy thats for sure .happy is the whether and sunny place let the flowers grow.bro you know its because its hard to find what you are looking when its deep and basically i've learned how to and i am angry and caught up in the stuff as anyboyd outrage its like a carpet bombing of outrage thats happening
Bill:I see it in your art.you know i first serious i didnt realize until i saw you on jerry seinfield coffee show when you what he was at your studio what a great artist you are and now i see it all the time on social media because it took me only show you of these okay .i love this one of trump
Jim:Perhaps i was not detailed enough to and then Lincoln symblize because trump is always the president that actually you know had the worst tribulations our countries has ever faced and brought us together .now the opposite is happening right now we had a president whos started out when the country was together and it had a wonderful leader and he is tearing us from limb to limb destroying every insititution
Bill:Lets talk about donand trump you know we dont want to lets bringing on the panel
Jim:He is a car salesman he is a user congress absolute and hes you konw he didnt make american great again but he did turn back the odometer
Bill:As i watched this week what i kept thinking was it all comes down to this case of narcissistic personality disorder we all talked about it since you've been on the public scene but we see it in real time sombody really unravelling spiraling toward madness so i know there was a tape of him talking to Bob woodward right we heard that this week at the end of it he gets a little frustrated and he says well accruate is nobody's ever done a better job than i'm doing as president he
Jim:what demolition man
Bill:A cup of weeks ago we gave himself an A+ you saw that if you even thought these things you to say them out loud as often as he does
Mary:But thats his trick.i mean he kind says these things are so outrageous over and over and over again until enventually people think that there must be something there right that even if its not you know even he's not worth 10 billion dollars he must be worth 1 billion dolloars as opposed to you know a few million or it was supposed to being in debt a few million right everybody ordered a hundred it was worth five
Jim:So thats the ratio of truth to bullshit you know anything he says is 20 to 1 okay
Bill:When you have the disorder like when he is like i was saying before his whole his personal cabinet now has turned on him the person with this disorder is never gonna go maybe its me
Jim:But you know the one not everybody sound like trump now everybody saying
Bax:Receiving end of one of the Tantrums i met with him twice and well i told him no three times it was face he took it well the first time it was the second time and third time he didnt take it so we're in over the heath care issue and i tried to explain him what i thought with problems with a bill on Medicate exchanges and planned parenthood and in the second time i told him he said well i told hime i was opposed at the bill and he said why i said for the same reason i told you on Tuesday two days before and i went throught the issue and he cut me off and he said you are gonna destroy the republican party you know the tax reforms gonna go down and its just
Bill:you're gonna destory the republican party because he couldnt remember what you said on Tuesday
Bax:Because i want want for the health care bill he said way to take down my wife finally i interrupted him after about you know it seemed like goona forever this is was in the cabinet room getting late into that here that mr.president you tell me
Jim:You said president as a affirmation
Bax: The health care tax didnt pass and i said are you didnt pass the health care bill in this form we're not gonna be able to tax a form coz the baselines not low enough that's exactly right when you lose you lose and off he went again and they are in a whole room said yes if you lied to him and then he comes back to me at the end i still no president goes off of me again and then i said well mr.president and hes i am talking to you i dont hear anymore
Jim:I had a girlfriend one time long time ago and we're having problems i went to therapy and the therapist said sounds like your girlfriends' a little bit borderline personality and shes you know a narcissist and what ever and i said well maybe if i just you know find a different way intellectualize or get used to whats she's saying and i could you know my comebacks would be different and that i could just accept the fact shes gonna be a dick every once in a while whatever and she said please do please try for a week to ignore and not react to these buttons that being port orders i said there needs to be people around them
Bill:OK Lets ask about house we have democratic consultant here of the last successful election the democratcs seem to be getting their groove back a little bit and when i mean by that is that Alexander our caveat cobia Cortez I anna these are all women who won primairies werenet supposed and they did it with unabashed liberal proposal medicare for all ending student debt a different approach to the war on terry ending mass incarceration .it seems like if there is a maybe a shinning spot in this trump tragedy .its made democratics sort of rediscover who they are and the voters is that whats going on
Som:Look i think those fundamental issues health care a secure job a security you know and all of the things that are being addressed whatever form it takes you are hearing this kind of cross across the board those candidates reflected their districts well they reflect their constituencies you know well connor lamb and your state probably has a slightly different slant on this things but fundamentally the values i think are very consistant
Bill:So you know the republicans are running with the word socialism they are trying to say and scare people
Jim:I grow up in Canada,we socialized medicine and i am here to tell you that this bullshit line that you get on all of the political shows from people that its a failure in Canada can i never waited for anything in my life i chose my own doctors my mother never paid for a prescription it was fantastic and i just got back from vancouver and i keeping hearing like canadians are so nice they can be nice because they have health care.There are certain people in our society that need to be taken care of there are people without as many opportuinities that need to be helped toward those opportunities there there are people who are sick that they dont have to lose their home as your mother got sick
Bill :I am boy i am always said the USA has been a quasi socialist government for hundred years for crying out loud its not a sauna
Jim:and it also medicare and social secruitiy and yes
Bill:There is nothing more socialistic than some of the pentagon programs that they are just job programms the pentagon says we dont want these tanks and they build them anyways if thats not socialism i dont know what is

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