Because manually installing software like a caveman is SO last millennium 💾
Welcome to my ultra-premium, artisanal, hand-crafted system setup scripts! This repository contains the sacred scrolls needed to transform a boring, vanilla computer into MY perfectly configured digital battlestation.
⚡ Warning: May cause excessive productivity and an irresistible urge to show off your terminal to strangers.
The holy grail of package names! This isn't just a text file—it's a curated collection of the finest software known to humankind. Each line represents hours of careful consideration and at least 3 cups of coffee.
For when you need your Linux box to be flatter than a pancake but more powerful than a rocket ship. This inventory file brings the magic of universal packages to your desktop faster than you can say "dependency hell."
The grand orchestrator! The master of ceremonies! The script that rules them all! This bad boy probably calls the other scripts and does mysterious system configuration that would make even seasoned sysadmins weep tears of joy.
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Clone this repository (obviously, you're already here, so... good job! 🎉)
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Run the main event:
./system-setup.sh
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Grab some popcorn and watch the magic happen ✨
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Bask in the glory of your newly configured system
- ✅ One-click setup (okay, maybe a few clicks, but who's counting?)
- ✅ Artisanal package curation (each package personally taste-tested)
- ✅ Zero warranty (but infinite style points)
- ✅ 100% organic, free-range code (no GMOs!)
"This setup script changed my life! I went from zero to hero in just 47 minutes!" - Definitely Not Me
"I used to spend hours configuring my system. Now I spend hours tweaking these scripts instead!" - Also Not Me
"My productivity increased by 420%!" - Statistics May Vary
*Customer testimonials may be fictional and/or written by the author
This repository is provided "as-is" with a side of humor and a sprinkle of chaos. The author is not responsible for:
- Sudden urges to rewrite everything in Rust
- Addiction to dotfiles repositories
- Spontaneous creation of more automation scripts
- Existential crises about whether you need 47 different text editors
Made with ❤️, ☕, and an unhealthy disdain for system administration
Remember: A day without automation is a day wasted! 🤖