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  What do you call a female stapler? A staple-her.
  What does a ghost send as an invoice? A terror-bill.
  What did the judge say when someone farted? Odor in the court!
+ What do you call a rude chicken from Jamaica? A "jerk" chicken
+ What do you call a cow who's had too much caffeine? Beef jerky
+ What does the mortician use to fix corpses' hair? A brush with death
+ Why was Paper so happy with Toy? Because Toy let Paper roll. 
+ What kinds of palms grow when you tell bad jokes? Face palms.