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@@ -50,3 +50,26 @@ Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris never cries.
 Chuck Norris went into a McDonald's and ordered a "Whopper"...and he got one.
 Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.
 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
+If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
+In the Beginning there was nothing … then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.
+Chuck Norris has a mug of nails instead of coffee in the morning.
+If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
+The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.
+Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
+If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, ‘Two seconds till.’ After you ask, ‘Two seconds to what?’ he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
+Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
+Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
+The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
+Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.
+If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
+Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
+Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn. Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't get "heart-burn". 
+If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
+Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
+Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
+Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
+Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
+Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
+Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris
+Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
+Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.