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+* TrollDB
+
+TrollDB is an in-memory JavaScript database which prioritises
+performance over everything. It is blazingly fast. You *will not* find
+a faster in-memory JavaScript Database. Stop looking. You've arrived.
+
+** Usage
+
+First require the trolldb script:
+
+#+BEGIN_SRC html
+<script type="text/javascript" src="trolldb.js"></script>
+#+END_SRC
+
+*** Insert
+
+You can insert any form of structured data you like:
+
+#+BEGIN_SRC javascript
+db.insert({"balance": 12345});
+#+END_SRC
+
+TrollDB will optimize this insert for performance.
+
+*** Query
+
+You can query for data with pattern matching.
+
+#+BEGIN_SRC javascript
+db.query({"balance": undefined});
+#+END_SRC
+
+TrollDB will optimize this query for performance.
+
+** Bugs
+
+Please report any bugs in the Github Issue tracker. Please note that
+only bugs that affect performance will be considered bugs.
+
+** Status
+
+Production-ready, if performance is your only concern.

trolldb.js

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+var db = {
+	"query": function () { return 42; },
+	"insert": function () {},
+	"update": function () {},
+	"delete": function () {},
+	"upsert": function () {}
+};