Introducing the Blank++ Chromium extension, the ultimate solution to your Chromium tab woes. In a world filled with clutter, chaos, and waste, we bring you the pinnacle of digital minimalism – a completely blank new tab page.
In a world tangled with distractions, Blank++ stands as a beacon of minimalism. We understand that sometimes, less is more—much, much more. Our team of highly trained professionals, product teams, and advanced Artificial Intelligence have worked tirelessly to bring you the pinnacle of blank technology.
- 🌱 Eco-Mode Engaged: By literally doing nothing, Blank++ conserves both memory and processing power, ensuring your device maintains peak performance.
- 🔒 Perfect Privacy: Nothing to display, no data collected. Your privacy is our top priority, and Blank++ guarantees it.
- 🧘♂️ Zero Configuration: No settings, no options—we've taken the liberty of not giving you any choices. Like Henry Ford said, "Any color as long as it’s black."
- 🌌 Groundbreaking Blankness: With ☐++, your new tab is not just blank – it's Blank Plus Plus! Experience the revolutionary emptiness that can only be achieved through cutting-edge algorithms and rigorous testing.
- ⏱️ 24/7 Uptime: Blank++ is always there for you, doing nothing, all day every day. #AlwaysOn #FiveNines #BaaS
- 🏋️♂️ Fully Optimized: We've rigorously tested Blank++ in countless scenarios, ensuring that it does nothing in every possible situation.
- 👶 User-Friendly Interface: The simplicity means you won't even notice it's there. Because it isn't.
We’ve conducted extensive testing to ensure Blank++™️ remains the gold standard in doing absolutely nothing.
- 💻 Zero-Resource Consumption: Our engineering marvels have achieved the unthinkable—a software that uses no CPU*, no RAM*, and almost no disk space. Welcome to the future of efficiency.
- 🚀 Zero-Load Technology: Blank++ boasts an unparalleled load time of 0 milliseconds*. Yes, you read that correctly—zero. So fast it's almost like it's not doing anything at all.
- Install directly in the Chrome Web Store
- Or you can download the latest release on the Releases Page, and follow from step 2 of the manual install instructions.
- Clone the repository:
git clone https://github.com/kjerk/blankplusplus-chrome.git
- Navigate to the project directory:
cd blankplusplus-chrome - Load the extension in Chrome:
- Open Chrome and go to
chrome://extensions/ - Enable "Developer mode"
- Click "Load unpacked" and select the
bpp_extension/subdirectory.
- Open Chrome and go to
- Open your browser.
- Look at the blank page.
- Feel the emptiness.
- Repeat as necessary.
bpp_demo.mp4
Interested in contributing? Awesome! You can't. This project is perfect. But feel free to fork it and tinker around. Can't improve on perfection.
Our team of 10x Engineers and Prompt Scientists have meticulously analyzed the psychological impact of a featureless, distraction-free environment over a grueling series of charrettes. Through extensive research and endless hours of doing nothing, we've discovered that Blank++ improves cognitive performance by an astounding 0.000000001%. That's not even a rounding error—that's precision engineering at its finest!
“Wow, this is truly unremarkable. I’ve never seen anything so empty.” - Anonymous User, Probably Fake
“Blank++ transcends the trivial trappings of modern software. It’s like the void staring back at you.” - AI that pretends to understand poetry
"I'm sorry, I do not have knowledge that extends beyond 2023." - ChatGPT, when asked about Blank++
"Why are you standing around outside my house?" - Martin Fowler
"The future of venture capitalism is in doing nothing. That's why I’m all in on Blank++." - Silicon Valley Overachiever, Definitely Fake
If you encounter any issues or bugs, please report them to our dedicated blank support team. We won't read them, because why fix what's already perfect? But feel free to vent.
- As an environmental measure, we've decided to save resources by not responding to any queries. Our planet thanks you.
Are you the CISO of a company that craves a checklist to ease those existential dreads? See our Security Document.
Did the mere whisper of 'Artificial Intelligence' set your investor appetite ablaze and loosen your wallet? Dive into our Funding Document, where you'll discover that the true treasury of Blank++ lies in its sublime emptiness. No currency, just serenity—buy high, sell never.
BlankPlusPlus is licensed under the GPLv3 License. For more information, see the LICENSE file within this repository, or just ask a language model.
We'd like to thank everyone who helped make Blank++ the magnificent piece of art it is.
- Our AI Overlords: For relentlessly optimizing and testing to ensure Blank++ does nothing better than anything else possibly could.
- The Blank Foundation: For their unwavering support and strategic partnership.
- You: For believing in the power of doing nothing and making Blank++ an essential part of your daily routine.
May your blankness be pure and your browsing experience as empty as it is vast.
Cheers! 🍻 ~The Blank++ Team
* Claims not validated.