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Description:
  The purpose of "Fuck" (capital F) is to provide a programming language to
  insult people, but still allow the recipient to decipher what you're really
  trying to say.

Dependencies:
  This language has two implementations.

  Lua:

  This is a linux script pointing to `/usr/bin/lua`.
  This script has been tested with lua5.1.
  For aptitude users please use: `sudo apt-get install lua5.1`

  PHP:

  This is a linux script pointing to `/usr/bin/php`.
  This script has been tested with php5-cli.
  For aptitude users please use: `sudo apt-get install php5 php5-cli`

Operation:
  Fuck reads every word until it finds a valid command.
  Once it has a command it will read until it finds a valid argument type
  (var|label|raw).

Usage:
  fuck [options] input
  Options:
     -d|--debug               Enable debug mode to show how the code is being
                              rendered.
     -c|--clean               Run the code using the clean reserved words.
     -h|--help                Display this information

Types:
  <var>   .. A variable as defined with fuck (table_init)
  <raw>   .. A series of characters without a space
  <label> .. A label defined with motherfuck (label_define)

Commands:
  fuck (table_init)
    arguments: <raw>
    description: Initializes <raw> as a variable.

  fucking (table_set)
    arguments: <var> <raw>
    description: Sets <raw>'s value to <var>.

  fucked (table_mod)
    arguments: <var:1> <var:2>
    description: If <var:1> and <var:2> are numbers, it adds them, otherwise it
    concatenates <var:1> with <var:2>.

  unfucking (table_input)
    arguments: <var>
    description: Store input from keyboard into <var>.

  unfucked (table_output)
    arguments: <var>
    description: Print <var> to stdout.

  motherfuck (label_define)
    arguments: <raw>
    description: Initializes <raw> as a variable.

  motherfucking (label_jump)
    arguments: <label>
    description: Changes the pc (jump) to <label>.

  motherfucked (label_branch)
    arguments: <var> <label>
    description: Changes the pc (jump) to <label> if the <var> variable evaluates to true.