Engineered by Oblivion Development & Hosting
🪟 Using Windows? First of all, I'm sorry. Second of all, you're probably here because your connection is slower than a dial-up modem from 2003 caught in a hurricane.
Internet Optimization Script v5.0 is here to save your miserable excuse of a network stack — not because you deserve it, but because we got bored and decided to do what Microsoft still can't.
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🔁 IP Configuration Refresh
Because Windows can’t DHCP properly unless you beg it. -
🧹 DNS Cache Flush
Clears the rotting digital junk Windows has been hoarding like your grandma’s attic. -
💥 TCP/IP Stack Reset
Smashes your network stack with a hammer. You're welcome. -
🚫 TCP "Optimizations" Disablement
Disables the "smart" features that made your internet feel like you're browsing from a fridge. -
📦 MTU Adjustment
Sets MTU to 1500 — like it always should’ve been, if anyone at Microsoft had passed Networking 101. -
🌐 Google Public DNS
Replaces your ISP’s DNS server, which was probably located in a Soviet-era basement. -
🧠 ARP Cache Reset
Forces Windows to stop talking to ghosts of routers past. -
🧭 Route Cleanup
Deletes junk routes so bad, even Clippy would’ve told you to give up.
- Download the script.
- Run it as Admin, because Windows still thinks you’re an infant with a keyboard.
- Watch it repair the damage caused by years of neglect, while Windows cries silently in a corner. 🧎♂️💻
- Any Windows system still shambling along.
- Admin rights (because Microsoft thinks "power user" means you own RGB lights).
Renewing IP... because Windows gave you that 169.254 clown IP again.
Flushing DNS... hope you didn’t enjoy waiting 30 seconds to load Google.
Resetting TCP/IP... surprise! It was broken. Deeply.
Deleting trash routes... how did these even get here?
All done. Network: optimized. Windows: ashamed.
Script by Oblivion Development & Hosting — doing Microsoft’s job since always.Use it, tweak it, print it out and burn it to a disc just to feel something again. Just credit us. Or don’t. Windows won’t notice either way.
Discord: https://discord.gg/na8gqhQYJR
Vent, cry, or ask for help. We’re used to hearing pain from Windows fans.
This script changes system settings. If it breaks something, blame Windows — we just exposed the cracks. Backup your system, unless you enjoy reinstalling Windows... again... for the third time this week.
Let me know if you want an Advanced Edition that not only optimizes your internet,
but also permanently deletes Edge — that sad, reanimated corpse of Internet Explorer
dressed up in Chrome cosplay trying to convince your grandma it’s a “modern browser.” 🪦👻
Let’s be real:
Edge is Internet Explorer in skinny jeans pretending to be useful.
If you're still defending it, you're either in denial, or you work at Microsoft.
We can fix that too.
FOR FREE. 😈
Oblivion Development & Hosting
🔥 Fixing Windows one insult and script at a time — because someone f***ing has to.
Let me know if you want to include a payload that changes the system sound to a scream every time Edge opens.
Developed with much anguish by @ivanbg_2004 and forced to be remastered by Oblivion Development & Hosting 6 years later. Oblivion Development & Hosting is a Linux-first company, but we reluctantly support other platforms.