feat: migrate processor plugins to new sample config format

[sspaink]

Depends on: #10886

This migrates all processor plugins to follow the new sample config format introduced in #10886.

This is a separate PR in an attempt to keep #10886 smaller and more easily reviewable.

The CI is expected to fail until #10886 is merged

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amd64.deb	aarch64.rpm	darwin_amd64.tar.gz	windows_amd64.zip
arm64.deb	armel.rpm	darwin_arm64.tar.gz	windows_i386.zip
armel.deb	armv6hl.rpm	freebsd_amd64.tar.gz
armhf.deb	i386.rpm	freebsd_armv7.tar.gz
i386.deb	ppc64le.rpm	freebsd_i386.tar.gz
mips.deb	riscv64.rpm	linux_amd64.tar.gz
mipsel.deb	s390x.rpm	linux_arm64.tar.gz
ppc64el.deb	x86_64.rpm	linux_armel.tar.gz
riscv64.deb		linux_armhf.tar.gz
s390x.deb		linux_i386.tar.gz
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		linux_mipsel.tar.gz
		linux_ppc64le.tar.gz
		linux_riscv64.tar.gz
		linux_s390x.tar.gz
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