I'm a fullstack software engineer from the holy land – because someone has to code between rocket alarms 💻🚨
- 🔭 Juggling multiple frontend and backend projects with React and Node.js like it's a circus (minus the applause)
- 🌱 Explaining design patterns so thoroughly, even your grandma could understand the strategy pattern (and she still knits socks)
I pretend to be social online so you don't have to...
Things I claim to be good at on the internet:
Yes, I use dark mode. No, I won’t fix your printer.





