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🪰 Stinky Peds – A Dirt System You Never Knew You Needed

Ever looked at a player and thought: "Damn... he looks like he hasn't washed his ass since he did the tutorial." Well, now you can actually prove it.

Stinky Peds (or however you want to call it) is a lightweight and hilarious immersion script that adds apersonal hygiene system to your server. Every player starts with a dirt level of 0, but as time passes and bodies do not get washed, you'll start to develop a smell that attracts flies.

💩 How It Works:

• 🐛 Dirt builds up over time (every 30 minutes) (or via external triggers) up to a maximum of 200.
• 🪰 When a player reaches 100+ dirt, a swarm of flies begins orbiting their stanky body.
• 🚿 Players can go into any water and press [E] to scrub their shame away with a washing animation.
• 🧼 Showering reduces dirt by 50. Very refreshing.
• 📊 Use /checkdirt to proudly display just how disgusting you’ve become.
• 🧠 The system auto-creates and updates a clean little database table in the background, so you don’t have to.
• 📦 Server-wide synch, so everybody can spot and avoid your dirty ass.

📦 Features:

• Everything is configurable & easily expandable (if you know what you're doing)
• What more features do you expect from a dirty ass script like this
• Tried to optimize it as good as possible, pullrequest me to it
• You can enable/disable NPC reactions to your stinky ped

🎯 Why tho?

Because roleplay should be smelly sometimes. Yeah, whatever. No, to be forreal, I hopped back into FiveM scripting and thats my first output since coming back.

no config file included, you gotta figure out stuff by yourself brother/sister

Client-sided functions

TriggerServerEvent("sync_flies:requestDirt")

Example from the script:

function GetMyDirt(callback)
    RegisterNetEvent("sync_flies:returnDirt", function(dirt)
        callback(dirt)
    end)

    TriggerServerEvent("sync_flies:requestDirt")
end
RegisterCommand("checkdirt", function()
    GetMyDirt(function(dirt)
        if dirt then
            if dirt > 100 then
                print("You're a dirty ass. Your dirt-level: " .. dirt .. "/200")
            else
                print("U good tho. Your dirt-level: " .. dirt .. "/200")
            end
        else
            print("Couldn't fetch data.")
        end
    end)
end)

TriggerServerEvent("sync_flies:clientRequestUpdateDirt", value)

Example:

RegisterCommand("removeDirt", function()
   TriggerServerEvent("sync_flies:clientRequestUpdateDirt", -10) -- removes 10 from the dirt value
end, false)

RegisterCommand("addDirt", function()
   TriggerServerEvent("sync_flies:clientRequestUpdateDirt", 100) -- adds 100 to the dirt value
end, false)

Server-sided functions

TriggerEvent("sync_flies:updateDirtExtern", source, amount)

Example:

RegisterNetEvent("some_other_script:addDirtToSelf", function()
    local src = source
    local amount = 15
    TriggerEvent("sync_flies:updateDirtExtern", src, amount) -- adds 15 to the dirt value on source
end)

exports["sync_flies"]:getDirt(playerId)

Example:

RegisterCommand("checkdirt", function(source, args, rawCommand)
    local targetPlayerId = source

    exports["sync_flies"]:getDirt(targetPlayerId, function(dirt)
        if dirt then
            if dirt > 100 then
                print("Player " .. targetPlayerId .. " has " .. dirt .. " dirt. Disgusting! 🤢")
            else
                print("Player " .. targetPlayerId .. " has " .. dirt .. " dirt. Not too bad.")
            end
        else
            print("Player ID not found.")
        end
    end)
end, false)