Former Network Engineer turned Cloud Magician
Automating AWS with Terraform, Python, and just the right amount of humor
| Tool | Usage | Comedy Level |
|---|---|---|
| Terraform | Making clouds bend to my will | 😎 Professional |
| AWS | My magical playground | 🚀 Scalable |
| Python | Automating all the things | 🐍 Sssserious but fun |
| Go | When Python isn't fast enough | ⚡ Blazingly hilarious |
| CI/CD | Because manual deployments are so 2015 | 🔄 Continuously comedic |
- The Disappearing Cost Trick: Making AWS bills smaller through optimization
- The Infinite Scalability Illusion: Auto-scaling groups that grow on demand
- The High Availability Houdini: Services that never die (mostly)
# Example: How I automate with style
def deploy_infrastructure():
serious_work = build_cloud_resources()
appropriate_humor = add_clever_tags_and_comments()
return serious_work + appropriate_humor