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Expand Up @@ -45,4 +45,34 @@ export const LOADING_PHRASES = [
"Authenticating puns... password: 'whythelongload'",
'Parsing sarcasm syntax... brace yourself.',
'Cleaning up code... and sweeping bugs under the rug.',
'Procrastinating algorithms... deadlines apply.',
'Refactoring spaghetti code... sauce is everywhere.',
'Herding cats... errors are on the loose.',
'Inserting TODO comments... forever.',
'Waiting for the CI pipeline to finish... coffee break!',
'Feeding caffeine to the compiler... energizing binaries.',
'Waking up modules... snooze button pressed.',
'Buffering witty comebacks... please hold.',
'Compiling with optimism... warnings: 42.',
'Overflowing stack... recursive puns ahead.',
'Debugging in production... wish me luck.',
'Applying hotfix... life support engaged.',
'Charging developer batteries... 0% → 100%.',
'Writing unit tests for these jokes... assertions pending.',
'Linting code... your style is my command.',
'Upgrading dependencies... hope for no breaking changes.',
'Validating JSON... with human emotions.',
'Polyfilling promises... callbacks are jealous.',
'Downloading a world of bugs... network unstable.',
'Loading virtual machines... reality optional.',
'In npm we trust... sometimes.',
'Escaping the infinite loop... almost there.',
'Encrypting developer secrets... shh!',
'Sassying style sheets... CSS making sass happen.',
'Partitioning hard drives... making room for humor.',
'Protecting production servers... hairdryer mode on.',
'Preheating IDE... syntax highlighting incoming.',
'Unlocking debugger... breakpoints engaged.',
'Wiping clipboard history... secrets safe.',
'Loading README changes... hope you read this.',
];