Because no crypto bro profile is complete without an absolutely unnecessary wall of badges:
A full-time believer, part-time philosopher, and lifelong degen.
I operate at the intersection of hype, hope, and highly questionable financial decisions.
- Spread alpha I may or may not understand
- YOLO into things with confidence that is medically concerning
- Talk about “building” while doing absolutely none of that
- Summon bull markets through vibes alone
- Saying “WAGMI” with spiritual intensity
- Reading charts upside down and still feeling bullish
- Calling every project “early,” even the dead ones
- Maintaining unwavering faith during dips no human should endure
Decentralization. Freedom. Community.
Also: vibes, memes, and pretending volatility is part of the plan.
If you want to talk tokenomics, airdrop speculation, moon theory, psychedelics, or discuss past rugs as a form of group therapy - I’m here.
Stay degen. Stay blessed. Stay permanently on-chain.