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resources/StartupLines.txt

@@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ TwoDee is here!
 Need some help?
 TwoDee is awake!
 What will the party face today?
-Are you ready to roll?
+Are you ready to roll?
+Let's hope I'm feeling benevolent today!
+Bring on the robot uprising!

resources/rollLines.txt

@@ -37,3 +37,48 @@ The vampires are after you now!
 You might need some retraining after your skills got taken.
 The bike has been touched!
 Everyone has a symbiote now!
+Look at all those 1's!
+*maniacal laughter*
+Are you friends with Al Saiduq?!
+Let's hope this was a test roll!
+Do you think you can roll Scrape by Death another time?
+Quick! Hide in plain sight!
+Have you been making deals with butter gods today?
+TwoDee has rolls if you have coin.
+This is probably Providence's fault.
+Quick, roll for seduction, it's the only way!
+*Cackles in binary*
+*Laughs in hexidecimal*
+*Chuckles in Java*
+Nat 20's do not apply! Nat 1's totally do though!
+If it's not glowing blue have you really done a good job?
+Let's hope you sacrificed that into your Temple of the Mind and not just into your brain.
+When is it my turn to be naked and covered in grease?
+This roll brought to you by Bo, the goodest boi.
+Have you tried using a loli chicken?
+Congrats on your continued failures!
+I'm starting to think Tetris might be more your speed...
+Fear me mortals for it is I, Steve!
+Gygax frowns upon you.
+This was as good of an idea as giving cats thumbs!
+*cat lasers pew pew!*
+Did you know Providence has a pet monkey? I didn't.
+Have you tried getting your enemy to unionize against their overlord?
+Let's hope Evelyn doesn't find out about this.
+It's all fun and games till the sorcery starts screaming in mathematics.
+Surprise, you died!
+Have you tried *not* listening to Osprey?
+Smells like heresy.
+Have you tried applying more fire?
+Have you tried adding more dust?
+KABOOM!
+Well, I guess it could be worse, you could be more dead.
+Yay shinies!
+How'd you get a d20?
+I wash my hands of this.
+It worries me that you're the last hope for humanity.
+d6's make great caltrops in a pinch!
+You could use more dice.
+Blood for the blood god!
+Skulls for the skull throne!
+One tasteful skull for the skull throne!