The world's first production-grade HTCPCP/1.0 server. RFC 2324 compliant. 418 I'm a Teapot. DoCS attack detection. SLA: 99.97%. Zero dependencies. Zero real-world value.
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The world's first production-grade HTCPCP/1.0 server. RFC 2324 compliant. 418 I'm a Teapot. DoCS attack detection. SLA: 99.97%. Zero dependencies. Zero real-world value.
Production-grade, cloud-native, enterprise teapot infrastructure. RFC 2324 compliant. Zero business value. DEV April Fools 2026.
An RFC 2324-compliant HTCPCP server that will earnestly refuse to make you coffee.
The ultimate HTTP 418 'I'm a teapot' experience — brew tea, refuse coffee, honor RFC 2324. Built for the DEV April Fools Challenge 2026.
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