insults.py

'''
Function that generates a random three word shakespeare insult. 
Used in the simple conversation alexa app for my YouTube video
Web source for these insults below.
http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Funny-pages/shakespeare-insult-kit.html
'''
import random

adjectives1 = ['bawdy', 'beslubbering', 'bootless', 'churlish', 'cockered', 'clouted', 'craven', 'currish', 'dankish', 'dissembling', 
	    'droning', 'errant', 'fawning', 'fobbing', 'froward', 'frothy', 'gleeking', 'goatish', 'gorbellied', 'impertinent', 
	    'infectious', 'jarring', 'loggerheaded', 'lumpish', 'mammering', 'mangled', 'mewling', 'paunchy', 'pribbling', 
	    'puking', 'puny', 'qualling', 'rank', 'reeky', 'roguish', 'ruttish', 'saucy', 'spleeny', 'spongy', 'surly', 
	    'tottering', 'unmuzzled', 'vain', 'venomed', 'villainous', 'warped', 'wayward', 'weedy', 'yeasty']

adjectives2 = ['bat-fowling', 'beef-witted', 'beetle-headed', 'boil-brained', 'clapper-clawed', 'clay-brained', 'common-kissing', 
		'crook-pated', 'dismal-dreaming', 'dizzy-eyed', 'doghearted', 'dread-bolted', 'earth-vexing', 'elf-skinned', 'fat-kidneyed', 
		'fen-sucked', 'flap-mouthed', 'fly-bitten', 'folly-fallen', 'fool-born', 'full-gorged', 'guts-griping', 'half-faced', 
		'hasty-witted', 'hedge-born', 'hell-hated', 'idle-headed', 'ill-breeding', 'ill-nurtured', 'knotty-pated', 'milk-livered', 
		'motley-minded', 'onion-eyed', 'plume-plucked', 'pottle-deep', 'pox-marked', 'reeling-ripe', 'rough-hewn', 'rude-growing', 
		'rump-fed', 'shard-borne', 'sheep-biting', 'spur-galled', 'swag-bellied', 'tardy-gaited', 'tickle-brained', 'toad-spotted', 
		'unchin-snouted', 'weather-bitten']

nouns = ['baggage', 'barnacle', 'bladder', 'boar-pig', 'bugbear', 'bum-bailey', 'canker-blossom', 'clack-dish', 'clotpole', 
	    'coxcomb', 'codpiece', 'death-token', 'dewberry', 'flap-dragon', 'flax-wench', 'flirt-gill', 'foot-licker', 'fustilarian', 
	    'giglet', 'gudgeon', 'haggard', 'harpy', 'hedge-pig', 'horn-beast', 'hugger-mugger', 'joithead', 'lewdster', 'lout', 
	    'maggot-pie', 'malt-worm', 'mammet', 'measle', 'minnow', 'miscreant', 'moldwarp', 'mumble-news', 'nut-hook', 'pigeon-egg', 
	    'pignut', 'puttock', 'pumpion', 'ratsbane', 'scut', 'skainsmate', 'strumpet', 'varlot', 'vassal', 'whey-face', 'wagtail']

def get_insult():
	adj1 = adjectives1[random.randint(0,len(adjectives1)-1)]
	adj2 = adjectives2[random.randint(0,len(adjectives2)-1)]
	noun = nouns[random.randint(0,len(nouns)-1)]
	return adj1 + ' ' + adj2 + ' ' + noun

print(get_insult())