channel.py

#encoding: utf-8

import sopel
from random import choice
import datetime
import requests
import re

shrugs = [u"乁( ⁰͡ Ĺ̯ ⁰͡ ) ㄏ",
          u"¯\_(ツ)_/¯",
          u"¯\(º_o)/¯",
          u"┐(ツ)┌",
          u"¯\_( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )_/¯",
          u"ʅ(°_°)ʃ",
          u"┐(°,ʖ°)┌",
          u"¯\_(⌣̯̀ ⌣́)_/¯",
          u"¯\_(°ᴥ°)_/¯",
          u"¯\_(ツ)_/¯",
          u"¯\(º_o)/¯",
          u"┐(ツ)┌"]

@sopel.module.commands('quakecon')
def quakecon(bot, trigger):
   now = datetime.datetime.now()
   qcon = datetime.datetime(2018, 8, 24, 10)
   delta = qcon - now
   if delta.days < 6:
      hours, remainder = divmod(delta.seconds, 3600)
      minutes, seconds = divmod(remainder, 60)
      output = "{days} days, {hours} hours, {minutes} minutes, and {seconds} seconds until QuakeCon!".format(days=delta.days, hours=hours, minutes=minutes, seconds=seconds)
   else:
      output = "%s days until QuakeCon!" % delta.days
   bot.say(output)

@sopel.module.commands('blizzcon')
def blizzcon(bot, trigger):
   now = datetime.datetime.now()
   bcon = datetime.datetime(2018, 11, 2, 19)
   delta = bcon - now
   if delta.days < 7:
      hours, remainder = divmod(delta.seconds, 3600)
      minutes, seconds = divmod(remainder, 60)
      output = "{days} days, {hours} hours, {minutes} minutes, and {seconds} seconds until BlizzCon!".format(days=delta.days, hours=hours, minutes=minutes, seconds=seconds)
   else:
      output = "%s days until BlizzCon!" % delta.days
   bot.say(output)

@sopel.module.commands('zen')
def zen(bot, trigger):
   bot.say(requests.get("https://api.github.com/zen").text)

@sopel.module.commands('nfact')
def nfact(bot, trigger):
   bot.say(requests.get("http://numbersapi.com/random").text)
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@sopel.module.commands('42')
def fourtytwo(bot, trigger):
   bot.say(requests.get("http://numbersapi.com/42").text)

@sopel.module.commands('tfact')
def today(bot, trigger):
   month = datetime.datetime.now().month
   day = datetime.datetime.now().day
   bot.say(requests.get("http://numbersapi.com/%s/%s/date" % (month, day)).text)

@sopel.module.commands("lenny")
def lenny(bot, trigger):
  bot.say(u"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)")

@sopel.module.commands("shrug")
def rand_shrug(bot, trigger):
   bot.say(u"%s" % (choice(shrugs)))

@sopel.module.commands("wowalert")
def wowalert(bot, trigger):
    result = requests.get("http://status.wow-europe.com/en/alert").text
    pattern = re.compile('<.*?>')
    result = re.sub(pattern, '', result)
    bot.say(result)

@sopel.module.rule(r'(^|.+)4me(.+|$)')
def for_you(bot, trigger):
 bot.say("4u!")

@sopel.module.rule(r'(^|.+)airhorn(.+|$)')
def airhorn(bot, trigger):
   bot.action(' *airhorn.wav*')

@sopel.module.rule(r'(^|.+)hackes(.+|$)')
def hackes(bot, trigger):
   bot.say("THIS CHANNEL HAS BEEN HACKES!!!! ALL USERNAME THAT STAYED HERE FOR MORE THEN 300 SECONDS WILL AUTOMATICALLY RECEIVE A VT7.83 MICRO BUG THAT WILL DISABLE YOUR WINDOW SYSTEM EXCEPT WINDOW XP V1.03")

@sopel.module.commands("invasion","invasions")
def invasion(bot, trigger):
  bot.say("https://wow.gameinfo.io/invasions")

@sopel.module.commands('rd')
def reverseDict(bot, trigger):
  word = trigger.group(2)
  if not word:
    bot.say("syntx: .rd <definition/description>")
  else:
    result = requests.get("http://api.datamuse.com/words", params={"rd": word}).json()
    if result:
      reply = "Possible words matching '%s': %s" % (word, ", ".join(w["word"] for w in result[0:5]))
      bot.say(reply)

@sopel.module.commands('askreddit', 'asscredit')
def ask(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  bot.say(choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/askreddit.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]["title"])

@sopel.module.commands('shower')
def shower(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  bot.say(choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/showerthoughts.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]["title"])

@sopel.module.commands('5050')
def fifty(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/fiftyfifty.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s - %s" % (pick["title"], pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('til', 'todayilearned')
def til(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s" % (pick["title"]))

@sopel.module.commands('kadse', 'kazachstan', 'c@', 'cat')
def kadse(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/catgifs.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s" % (pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('livestreamfail', 'lsf', 'fail')
def lsf(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/LiveStreamFail.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s" % (pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('aw', 'aww')
def aww(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/aww.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s" % (pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('tifu')
def tifu(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s - %s" % (pick["title"], pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('rather','wyr')
def rather(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/wouldyourather.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s - %s" % (pick["title"], pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('hmf','fries','pommes','holdmyfries')
def hmf(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyfries.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s - %s" % (pick["title"], pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('wcgw')
def wcgw(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  pick = choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/whatcouldgowrong.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]
  bot.say("%s - %s" % (pick["title"], pick["url"]))

@sopel.module.commands('DOOM')
def DOOM(bot, trigger):
  header =  {"User-Agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/60.0.2228.0 Safari/537.36"}
  bot.say(choice(requests.get("http://www.reddit.com/r/MFDOOM_txt.json?limit=100", headers=header).json()["data"]["children"])["data"]["title"])

@sopel.module.commands('jpg','jpeg')
def jpg(bot, trigger):
   bot.say("Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? https://youtu.be/QEzhxP-pdos")

@sopel.module.commands('fap','fapathon')
def fap(bot, trigger):
   bot.say("https://i.imgur.com/9ciSNye.gifv")

@sopel.module.commands('hexspeak1','hexspeak')
def hexspeak1(bot, trigger):
    raw = requests.get("https://raw.githubusercontent.com/phixion/hexspeak/master/hex1.txt")
    bot.say(choice(raw.text.split('\n')).split(" ")[-1])

@sopel.module.commands('hexham')
def hexham(bot, trigger):
    bot.say("the fucking command for weather is .wea")

@sopel.module.commands('gpoy')
def gpoy(bot, trigger):
    bot.say("https://youtu.be/OLHBAzAiFNk")

@sopel.module.commands('lewd','sfw','nsfw')
def lewd(bot,trigger):
    url = 'https://westcentralus.api.cognitive.microsoft.com/vision/v1.0/analyze'
    headers = {'Ocp-Apim-Subscription-Key': 'APIKEYGOESHERE'} #requires microsoft computer vision api key
    params = {'visualFeatures':'Adult'}
    if trigger.group(2):
        data = {'url': trigger.group(2)}
        req = requests.post(url, headers=headers, params=params, json=data)
        js = req.json()
        if js['adult']['isAdultContent']:
            bot.say("[NSFW] wow lewd... lewd score: %.3f/1.00"%js['adult']['adultScore'])
        else:
            bot.say("phew safe... lewd score: %.3f/1.00"%js['adult']['adultScore'])

@sopel.module.commands('wit')
def wittest(bot,trigger):
    line = trigger.group(2)
    res = requests.get("https://api.wit.ai/message?v=20171003&q={}".format(requests.utils.quote(line)), headers = {'Authorization':'APIKEYGOESHERE'}).json() #requires wit.ai api key, and some training.
    try:
        x = res['entities']['datetime'][0]['value']
    except:
        x = res['entities']['datetime'][0]['to']['value']
    bot.say(x)