Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5714 (?)
- SCP-5714 is an observatory at the University of California, Irvine, which itself is not unusual. However, if two people in a romantic relationship enter it and open the sky dome between 10:00 PM and 10:30 PM, they will slowly float up into space while performing a waltz. They will then orbit various planets and celestial bodies in the Milky Way for about 48 hours, unharmed by the vacuum of space, before returning to Earth. As they re-enter the atmosphere, they perform a final spin and kiss before burning up and turning into ash. The area around the observatory is now walled off and guarded to prevent this from happening.
- The Crucified Soldier (?)
- "The Crucified Soldier" was a widely circulated story or myth during World War I, describing German soldiers allegedly crucifying an Allied soldier, often Canadian, to a barn door or tree on the Western Front. This tale, which varied in its specifics and lacked concrete evidence at the time, was extensively used by the Allies as atrocity propaganda. Despite being largely dismissed as an urban legend, a later 21st-century investigation claimed to have found evidence identifying the soldier as Sergeant Harry Band. The story also inspired a bronze sculpture and appeared in various forms of popular culture.