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Mohamed Hassan (JOHN) edited this page Sep 26, 2024 · 5 revisions

How the fuck a developer can be both frontend and backend developer at the same time with the same amount of salary with the same fake mind that can not follow up on the career path as monkeys 🙈 🙉 🙊 globally.

Full-stack developer word is coined to recycle fake money from it into the local economy per country.

Check the below samples as a roadmap of failure:

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