Jokes in DevOps profession
Having no computer science degree ☠ 💩 🏳️🌈 🛡 ⚠ 🚫 ❌ to recognize the meaning of automated-software-deployment. Besides using continuous monitoring that affects the deployed app stability. Once you go for production, you do not have to monitor on low level. You just need to use the app as a black-box without gathering any low level unnecessary statistics that get discarded later. Just for show-off.
