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{"cards": {"white": [{"text": "A sexy saddle."}, {"text": "A one-way ticket to Gary, Indiana."}, {"text": "The TARDIS."}, {"text": "John Wilkes Booth."}, {"text": "A racially pure Cloudsdale."}, {"text": "An ether-soaked rag."}, {"text": "Falling a little more in love every day forever."}, {"text": "A Nicolas Cage body pillow."}, {"text": "Boring vaginal sex."}, {"text": "Handcuffing a wizard to a radiator and dousing him with kerosene."}, {"text": "An evangelizing minion."}, {"text": "Celestia's Hoof."}, {"text": "An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children."}, {"text": "**Bill Murray**\n1950-, American actor and comedian. Star of Ghostbusters, Stripes, Groundhog Day, and Lost In Translation."}, {"text": "Chainsaws for hands."}, {"text": "Tom Baker, in nothing but a scarf."}, {"text": "**A Bad Haircut**\nThe perfect start to a bad hair day."}, {"text": "**A Cheap Motel**\nNo charge for the cockroaches."}, {"text": "The quiet majesty of the sea turtle."}, {"text": "Hating Hillary Clinton."}, {"text": "A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else."}, {"text": "Horns and hooves."}, {"text": "Undead body-swapping space vampire teens."}, {"text": "Virgin Spike."}, {"text": "Starting a shitty podcast."}, {"text": "Fuck Mountain."}, {"text": "LordKaT's used nipple tassles."}, {"text": "Gavino."}, {"text": "Spike's understanding of biology."}, {"text": "Bacon."}, {"text": "Explosive Runes."}, {"text": "Meatspin."}, {"text": "**The End Of The World**\n\"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine ...\" -REM."}, {"text": "Girls with glasses."}, {"text": "Copping a feel."}, {"text": "A passionate Latino lover."}, {"text": "More bandaids."}, {"text": "Fingering."}, {"text": "RainbowBob."}, {"text": "The GARtender."}, {"text": "Crying in the fitting room during bikini season."}, {"text": "Completely losing your shit over Endless Eight."}, {"text": "Nailgun fights."}, {"text": "**Lucille Ball**\n1911-89, American actor and comedian. You love Lucy? I love Lucy."}, {"text": "A very tight vest from Primark."}, {"text": "Matching denim outfits."}, {"text": "**Weapons Dealers**\nOK, what kind you need? Assault, Automatic, Atomic ...?"}, {"text": "Slowly evaporating."}, {"text": "My sex robot Fisto Roboto."}, {"text": "Xenophilia."}, {"text": "Sick freaks who love foalcon."}, {"text": "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes."}, {"text": "Magic: The Gathering."}, {"text": "**James Dean**\n1931-55, American actor of film, stage, and television. His role in Rebel Without a Cause helped define \"cool.\"."}, {"text": "Dead catgirls."}, {"text": "A timeless reading from Fifty Shades of Grey."}, {"text": "Sailor Moon."}, {"text": "The goddamn Maho."}, {"text": "Life after Parole."}, {"text": "The eternal pervert, Eric Vale."}, {"text": "Bennett the Sage."}, {"text": "Spotting a FED."}, {"text": "**Chorus Girls**\nLong legs and high kicks!"}, {"text": "**Magic Tricks**\n\"Nothin' up my sleeve ...\" - Bullwinkle."}, {"text": "Bitch tits."}, {"text": "DAN GREEN."}, {"text": "Poopy diapers."}, {"text": "Porn stars."}, {"text": "Tourneyfags who turn off all items when playing Super Smash Bros."}, {"text": "Natural selection."}, {"text": "Gray beard, gray balls."}, {"text": "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS."}, {"text": "The Blue Yeti microphone."}, {"text": "The inevitable beach episode."}, {"text": "A snot rocket."}, {"text": "Swallowing a cue ball."}, {"text": "A good sniff."}, {"text": "My Johnny!"}, {"text": "A Bane impression."}, {"text": "Not reading the FAQ."}, {"text": "Werepoo."}, {"text": "Goof Troop."}, {"text": "A mediocre dominatrix."}, {"text": "Statistically validated stereotypes."}, {"text": "A hasty vasectomy."}, {"text": "Docking."}, {"text": "A constant need for validation."}, {"text": "Increased ratings with the use of gratuitous nudity."}, {"text": "Being trapped in a dog cage."}, {"text": "Willingly filling buckets with Eridan."}, {"text": "A FUCKING DRAGONITE, MOTHERFUCKER!!"}, {"text": "Pop, Pop, Ret."}, {"text": "**The NRA**\nNational Rifle Association. They're gunning for your vote."}, {"text": "**Rolling The Car**\nYou'll flip for this one ..."}, {"text": "**Meg Ryan**\n1961- , American actor and girl-next-door star of When Harry Met Sally, Sleepless In Seattle, and You've Got Mail."}, {"text": "Dominic the Bartender."}, {"text": "Sarah Palin."}, {"text": "The Trygvipedia."}, {"text": "Alcoholism."}, {"text": "Chulip."}, {"text": "302 Card Redirect."}, {"text": "Game Bro Magazine."}, {"text": "Camping, as a legitimate strategy."}, {"text": "A little too much glitter."}, {"text": "Kale farts."}, {"text": "Banana."}, {"text": "10 Incredible Facts About the Anus."}, {"text": "The league of being a big faggot."}, {"text": "Anti-Matter Chopsticks."}, {"text": "The elimination of all culture you don't control."}, {"text": "Lovingly describing your character's throbbing cock."}, {"text": "Queefing on someone's dick."}, {"text": "**The FBI**\nThe Federal Bureau of Investigation: the investigative agency for the U.S. Department of Justice. They're listening ..."}, {"text": "A Serbian Film."}, {"text": "Changing a person's mind with logic and facts."}, {"text": "Black Santa."}, {"text": "The Amazing Bulk."}, {"text": "Stayin' Alive."}, {"text": "That dirty weekend in Cabo."}, {"text": "Thornforg."}, {"text": "Wondering who's gonna die first."}, {"text": "SHAFT being SHAFT."}, {"text": "Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button."}, {"text": "Sweating it out on the streets of a runaway American Dream."}, {"text": "Finding your soul mate."}, {"text": "The sweet release of death."}, {"text": "Your Mary Sue fantroll."}, {"text": "Blood farts."}, {"text": "**Supermodels**\nLong legs = big bucks."}, {"text": "Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora! Ora!"}, {"text": "Landshark."}, {"text": "A pair of rusty handcuffs and a bottle of lube."}, {"text": "**Firestorms**\nSome severe wildfires require more than 10,000 firefighters. And, wouldn't ya know it, some idiot parked in front of the hydrant!"}, {"text": "Lemon and Bill."}, {"text": "Being knowledgeable in a narrow domain that nobody understands or cares about."}, {"text": "Go Nagai sideburns."}, {"text": "Anne Frank."}, {"text": "Robb Stark, heir apparent of Winterfell."}, {"text": "Getting 20% cooler!"}, {"text": "Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel."}, {"text": "Explosively masturbating with Malachite's Hand."}, {"text": "Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up."}, {"text": "One a them bamboo things that goes \"doonk\"."}, {"text": "Fuck tables."}, {"text": "Prying SpacemanHardy's Master Keaton boxset from his cold, dead hands."}, {"text": "A town with no ducks."}, {"text": "**My Future**\n\"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ...\" -Timbuk-3."}, {"text": "The band Egoraptor."}, {"text": "Whooping your ass at Mario Kart."}, {"text": "An expensive rental costume."}, {"text": "Gender equality."}, {"text": "Alexis Park."}, {"text": "Your FLGS."}, {"text": "The size of my penis."}, {"text": "Indescribable loneliness."}, {"text": "Being small but perfectly well formed."}, {"text": "Ghosts that come out of your asscrack."}, {"text": "Surf ninjas."}, {"text": "When Aunt Erma visits."}, {"text": "**Chicken Pox**\nInfectious disease usually contracted in childhood. Just don't scratch 'em!"}, {"text": "3D printed P0rn."}, {"text": "The terrorists."}, {"text": "**Girlfriends**\nGirlfriend - let's talk!"}, {"text": "The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge."}, {"text": "Kankri Vantas."}, {"text": "Bayonetta."}, {"text": "An overpriced cup of coffee."}, {"text": "The Celestial Toymaker's plaything."}, {"text": "Transvestite police officers."}, {"text": "Tumblrinas."}, {"text": "**Skiing**\nThe Super Giant Slalom: Swiss for \"suicide.\"."}, {"text": "I AM AWESOME!!"}, {"text": "**Kilts**\nIf Mel Gibson can wear one, so can you."}, {"text": "**A Bull Fight**\nAlso known as \"la fiesta brava\" (the brave festival). A whole lot of bull.."}, {"text": "Getting raped to death by reavers."}, {"text": "Read me 10 for all coffee."}, {"text": "Late-stage dementia."}, {"text": "Hokuto! Hyakurestu-ken!"}, {"text": "A powerful gag reflex."}, {"text": "Chipotle."}, {"text": "Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits."}, {"text": "Quivering jowls."}, {"text": "Deman making a racist pun."}, {"text": "Linkara."}, {"text": "BENCH ALL THE MOTHERS."}, {"text": "Not knowing what a rusty trombone is."}, {"text": "Engine Heart."}, {"text": "Testicular torsion."}, {"text": "Padding."}, {"text": "Spending the year's insulin budget on Warhammer 40k figurines."}, {"text": "A bass drop so huge it tears the starry vault asunder to reveal the face of God."}, {"text": "Cockissimo Fantastico, the legendary lover with the wonderous wang."}, {"text": "A test tube baby."}, {"text": "The Higgs Boson."}, {"text": "The sweat-drenched, rippling muscles of several truly majestically endowed hoofbeasts."}, {"text": "Tropes vs Women in Video Games."}, {"text": "A duffel bag full of lizards."}, {"text": "Girls with guns AND glasses."}, {"text": "Finding Waldo."}, {"text": "Freeing Willy."}, {"text": "A 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio."}, {"text": "Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes."}, {"text": "Northernlion's cancelled Assassin's Creed II let's play."}, {"text": "Sausage."}, {"text": "Falling down the stairs with a bag full of glass."}, {"text": "**Mexico**\nFederal republic in North America. The capital and largest city is Mexico City."}, {"text": "Our baby."}, {"text": "And boom goes the dynamite."}, {"text": "Werewolf."}, {"text": "Gettin' down there and bein' all like \"this shit is nasty, yo. Fuck this, yo.\"."}, {"text": "A railroad with no end."}, {"text": "Santa Claus."}, {"text": "Being terrible at games."}, {"text": "8-Bit Mickey on an unstoppable merry-go-round."}, {"text": "THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE."}, {"text": "Lesbian subtext."}, {"text": "The emprah."}, {"text": "Sexercise."}, {"text": "M'lady."}, {"text": "An Oosik, or Inuit war club made from the penis bone of a walrus."}, {"text": "**Apple Pie**\nIt's as American as ... as ... something ..."}, {"text": "A purple nurple."}, {"text": "Van Gogh's severed ear."}, {"text": "A jury of your peers."}, {"text": "Eating the Holocaust."}, {"text": "Going around pulling people's tampons out."}, {"text": "Achievement City."}, {"text": "The Hippo Lantern Corps."}, {"text": "Pure Moods, Vol. 1."}, {"text": "Invisible stabwounds."}, {"text": "Shedding skin like a snake."}, {"text": "The eighth graders."}, {"text": "A see-through wedding gown."}, {"text": "Caleb Denecour."}, {"text": "Dogs wearing pantyhose."}, {"text": "Only being on the site because of the influence of famous acquaintences."}, {"text": "Laughing Eldar."}, {"text": "Getting wood."}, {"text": "An unstoppable wave of fire ants."}, {"text": "A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out."}, {"text": "Ewoks."}, {"text": "BOOM! Pregnant."}, {"text": "Ricardo."}, {"text": "**Homework**\nSomething to do during comercials."}, {"text": "A Rotisserie Chicken."}, {"text": "A breath of fresh air."}, {"text": "Certified Breast Maintenance Engineer."}, {"text": "Dirty hippies."}, {"text": "Giving Anne Frank a drum kit for her birthday."}, {"text": "Gambling on a fart and losing."}, {"text": "Secretly being a changeling all along."}, {"text": "Sacred cows."}, {"text": "**Abraham Lincoln**\n1809-65, 16th U.S. president, led the Union to victory in the American Civil War and abolished slavery. Was assassinated for his efforts."}, {"text": "Pelvic sorcery."}, {"text": "Bumpses."}, {"text": "Linkara, sexily eating a salad."}, {"text": "Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon."}, {"text": "Lemon grenades."}, {"text": "Playing tonsil-hockey."}, {"text": "A WHOLE GALLON OF BOOBS."}, {"text": "**My Love Life**\n\"All you need is love ...\" -The Beatles."}, {"text": "Mike Tyson."}, {"text": "An Amputee's chapped limb nub."}, {"text": "Phreak staring at you and never blinking."}, {"text": "Garbage collectors... IN SPACE!!"}, {"text": "Druidic Mysteries."}, {"text": "Regidar."}, {"text": "Humanized."}, {"text": "When the tampon's too low and you feel it with every step."}, {"text": "Lara Croft."}, {"text": "Damara Megido's existence."}, {"text": "Drunken Muppet."}, {"text": "The Necronomicon."}, {"text": "Banjo-Kazooie."}, {"text": "Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep."}, {"text": "Japanese-style elf ears."}, {"text": "**Knock-Knock Jokes**\nWho's there?"}, {"text": "Tag nirvana."}, {"text": "Henry Goto falling down the stairs, receiving a massive head injury, and believing he's really Sailor Moon."}, {"text": "Being paralyzed from the neck down."}, {"text": "Stealing money off dead wolves."}, {"text": "Getting mauled by a mountain lion AND a grizzly bear at the same time."}, {"text": "Derek the Bard's hat."}, {"text": "Cartoon buttholes."}, {"text": "Dr. Jellyfinger."}, {"text": "Bukkake."}, {"text": "Becoming Tumblr famous."}, {"text": "Shrine maidens."}, {"text": "Using a live squid as a condom."}, {"text": "Teaching a robot to love."}, {"text": "A lifetime of crippling regret."}, {"text": "A slaughtered sperm whale."}, {"text": "Soul traveling."}, {"text": "Getting kicked out of your own wedding reception."}, {"text": "Cliched JohnKat fanfiction."}, {"text": "Bloodbowl."}, {"text": "Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis."}, {"text": "A little same-sex experimentation."}, {"text": "Geriatric diaper rash."}, {"text": "Dorito breath."}, {"text": "Praying and reading the Torah."}, {"text": "Pinkamena's hacksaw."}, {"text": "Flipping a table."}, {"text": "Bowser's sweaty balls."}, {"text": "The unbelievable world of mushrooms."}, {"text": "Dick fingers."}, {"text": "Sora and Emperor Palpatine in an awkward, skeezy relationship."}, {"text": "Only shaving up to the knee."}, {"text": "Blood Ravens."}, {"text": "A mobile meth lab in your pants."}, {"text": "Beating a man to death with his own skull."}, {"text": "An angry leprechaun."}, {"text": "Getting a pube stuck in your teeth."}, {"text": "All the gayness in GetBackers."}, {"text": "Gingivitis."}, {"text": "Kidnapping a barely-legal woman to time travel with."}, {"text": "Mixing M&Ms; and Skittles like some kind of psychopath."}, {"text": "Awesome Prussia."}, {"text": "Blondes, brunettes, and redheads."}, {"text": "Faking a jellyfish sting so someone will pee on you."}, {"text": "WcDonald's."}, {"text": "Aborting the shit out of a fetus."}, {"text": "Excuse me?"}, {"text": "Surprise sex!"}, {"text": "Griffith's mysterious disappearing penis."}, {"text": "Gobots."}, {"text": "Agent Washington."}, {"text": "Fapping on the family computer."}, {"text": "**Blizzard**\nExtreme cold, strong winds, and a head snowfall. Also known as Canada."}, {"text": "SRDF (Self Righteous Dick Face)."}, {"text": "**Mahatma Gandhi**\n1869-1948, Indian leader and philosopher who preached nonviolence. Was assassinated for his efforts."}, {"text": "Mitt Romney's eight sons Kip, Sam, Trot, Fergis, Toolshed, Grisham, Hawkeye, and Thorp."}, {"text": "**A Haunted House**\nMaybe if people would STOP building their dream homes on ancient burial grounds ..."}, {"text": "**Jodie Foster**\n1962- , American actor began her career on Mayberry, R.F.D. and went on to win Academy Awards for The Accused and Silence Of The Lambs."}, {"text": "**Getting A Hug**\nHmmmm ... nice."}, {"text": "Your dyslexic friend that wants you to come watch a marathon of Doctor How."}, {"text": "**Tyrannosaurus Rex**\nLarge carnivorous dinosaur of the latter part of the Mesozoic era. My, what big teeth you have!"}, {"text": "Banging 1,000 dudes."}, {"text": "Completely missing the tutorials and instructions."}, {"text": "A time travel paradox."}, {"text": "The tailstar tango."}, {"text": "Bling."}, {"text": "A blanket with a hole in it."}, {"text": "ANUSTART."}, {"text": "Generic white male actor PBs."}, {"text": "A large, flared Chance."}, {"text": "Dipping your balls in the sand."}, {"text": "SHAZAM!"}, {"text": "Hour long quest adventures over Omegle."}, {"text": "Being worshipped as the one true God."}, {"text": "The premise of every furry comic ever."}, {"text": "Space Guy."}, {"text": "Farting on your cat."}, {"text": "Egoraptor."}, {"text": "German dungeon porn."}, {"text": "The ceremonial spanking of the bride."}, {"text": "Shenaniganty."}, {"text": "**The Olympics**\nAn international athletic competition held every four years. The thrill of victors and the agony of defeat."}, {"text": "Getting inside the Horadric Cube with a hot babe and pressing the transmute button."}, {"text": "A PowerPoint presentation."}, {"text": "MR RAGE."}, {"text": "Lt. Worf's naturally-ribbed Klingon schlong."}, {"text": "Darth Vader."}, {"text": "Magic: the Gathering."}, {"text": "Being circumcised with a deli slicer."}, {"text": "Some real spicy shrimps."}, {"text": "Going through the effort to build a wall in your back yard just to bash your head into it over and over again."}, {"text": "Physics."}, {"text": "Trickle-down economics."}, {"text": "2 cat."}, {"text": "**Grass Skirts**\nHula loves you, baby?"}, {"text": "Santa Christ's raging boner."}, {"text": "Catastrophic urethral trauma."}, {"text": "Poopy butt."}, {"text": "Googling."}, {"text": "Actually getting shot, for real."}, {"text": "Long Schlong Silver."}, {"text": "A bit o' the ol' slap and tickle."}, {"text": "Italians."}, {"text": "Flicking the bean."}, {"text": "Fez."}, {"text": "Wielding a toddler as a weapon."}, {"text": "The homosexual agenda."}, {"text": "Taking off your shirt."}, {"text": "Heated debates about human genitalia versus animal genitalia."}, {"text": "The Secret of Monkey Island."}, {"text": "Erotic incestuous toothbrushing."}, {"text": "PENTAFAIL!"}, {"text": "HuBot (Chatroom bot)."}, {"text": "Googly eyes on a cock."}, {"text": "Smoking a joint with former President Barack Obama."}, {"text": "Travelling by bones."}, {"text": "Mandatory Sex Party."}, {"text": "FUCKING GAMESTOP."}, {"text": "That guy."}, {"text": "Developing a deep fear of the sound of clown horns after becoming a Homestuck."}, {"text": "Ass hair."}, {"text": "A hopeless amount of spiders."}, {"text": "Ezekiel 23:20 \"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.\"."}, {"text": "Spice World."}, {"text": "Millionaire Beaver."}, {"text": "A \"read the manga\" style ending."}, {"text": "Password: Guest."}, {"text": "A 'Pair of Docs'."}, {"text": "A gay sorcerer who turns everyone gay."}, {"text": "Cunnilingus."}, {"text": "Whipping lower-class white men into a xenophobic frenzy."}, {"text": "A very serious hat."}, {"text": "Ale and whores."}, {"text": "Five-Dollar Footlongs\u2122."}, {"text": "**Porsche Boxster**\nA two-seat, six cylander roadster - elegant design and superior drivability."}, {"text": "Asshole pomegranates that are hard to eat."}, {"text": "**Mardi Gras**\nFat Tuesday marks the final day before the Christian fast of Lent, a 40-day period of self-denial and abstinence. SO LET'S PARTY!"}, {"text": "Indy wrestling."}, {"text": "ROCKET PUNCH!"}, {"text": "Lifting your tail."}, {"text": "Quoting Monty Python."}, {"text": "**Garth Brooks**\n1962- , American country music singer and songwriter. He's got friends in low places."}, {"text": "Several Michael Keatons."}, {"text": "Reading the comments."}, {"text": "Waving it around all willy-nilly."}, {"text": "**Gen. George S. Patton**\n1885-1945, the commander of the American Third Army during World War II. -a.k.a. Olf Blood and Guts."}, {"text": "The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth."}, {"text": "Breastfeeding a ten year old."}, {"text": "Hitting a Nightshade cartridge with Thor's Hammer only to break the hammer."}, {"text": "Idiots who don't seem to realize that Avatar: The Last Airbender isn't really an anime."}, {"text": "Being able to recognize your friends by the scent of their asses."}, {"text": "Danny's crippling Skittles addiction."}, {"text": "Rule 34."}, {"text": "Malena Ernman's massive arms."}, {"text": "Playing slaps to break a tie."}, {"text": "Dan getting some action with one of Egoraptor's action figures."}, {"text": "404 Not Found."}, {"text": "Schr\u00f6dinger's Nepeta."}, {"text": "**Deer Hunting**\nNooo! Nooooo! Not BAMBI'S MOTHER!"}, {"text": "A shitty Doctor Who knock-knock joke."}, {"text": "Arin Hanson / Egoraptor."}, {"text": "Spiking the juice at AA."}, {"text": "The Hare Hare Yukai dance."}, {"text": "Accurate avian anatomy."}, {"text": "Throwing a Baby Tumbles Surprise down a staircase."}, {"text": "A thirsty, sperm-jacking wanna-be baby mama."}, {"text": "**Meryl Streep**\n1959-, accomplished American actor, two-time Oscar winner, with over a dozen Academy Award nominations."}, {"text": "Princess Luna."}, {"text": "Wearing your headphones backwards during a podcast week after week."}, {"text": "Meatbread."}, {"text": "Saying \"Me so horny!\" in a Yoda voice."}, {"text": "A beached whale."}, {"text": "**Joan Of Arc**\n1412-31, patron saint of France who decisively turned the tide of the Hundred Years' War, which really burned her up."}, {"text": "Pooping in the bathtub."}, {"text": "Alpha/Beta/Omega."}, {"text": "I'LL ANSWER THE PHONE FROM NOW ON, LILY!!"}, {"text": "A black friend."}, {"text": "An intellectually superior overlord."}, {"text": "Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missle."}, {"text": "Blowjob Jesus."}, {"text": "**Mad Cow Disease**\nDegenerative brain disorder in cattle. The reason they don't know enough to come in out of the rain?"}, {"text": "Bec Noir."}, {"text": "The RJX-21 Laser Scope."}, {"text": "Using donation money for weed."}, {"text": "A respectful discussion of race and gender on the Internet."}, {"text": "**Cow-Pies**\nWhen dried, these \"cow chips\" are hurled discus-like over great distances. It's true."}, {"text": "The last shreads of dignity."}, {"text": "Hungarian Larper."}, {"text": "Pretending you'll wear that bridesmaid dress again."}, {"text": "Sigmar."}, {"text": "Ham night!"}, {"text": "Uncontrollably retching at the mere mention of mayonnaise."}, {"text": "Shippers."}, {"text": "Bees. My God."}, {"text": "The all-new Nissan Pathfinder with 0.9% APR financing!"}, {"text": "**Pigeons**\nBirds with small heads, short necks, stout bodies, and an incredible attraction to statues."}, {"text": "Peter 'Littlefinger' Baelish."}, {"text": "Misha (from Katawa Shuojo)."}, {"text": "Not reading the game's instructions."}, {"text": "Naked News."}, {"text": "Sir Thomas More's Fruitopia\u2122."}, {"text": "Licking things to claim them as your own."}, {"text": "Getting abducted by Peter Pan."}, {"text": "Rails with pails."}, {"text": "The Slender Man."}, {"text": "Githyanki therapy."}, {"text": "Sucking blood from a Japanese girl's tits."}, {"text": "Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant."}, {"text": "Holly Heights."}, {"text": "Stroking a cat the wrong way."}, {"text": "Charles Darwin."}, {"text": "Linkara's masculine arms."}, {"text": "PantsKat."}, {"text": "Carnies."}, {"text": "Yard Tards."}, {"text": "The Hilarocaust."}, {"text": "One Salty Hash."}, {"text": "Paradisa."}, {"text": "darf's corpse, Faust rest his soul."}, {"text": "Shag carpeting."}, {"text": "Malala's gunshot wounds."}, {"text": "**Having A Baby**\n\"Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top ...\" Who would put a kid on a tree top?"}, {"text": "Ruby and Tom."}, {"text": "Butchered Dutch."}, {"text": "The Orphaner Dualscar."}, {"text": "Dr. Phil."}, {"text": "A butt pooping upwards an egg."}, {"text": "Adultery."}, {"text": "**Cults**\nThey seemed nice ..."}, {"text": "Realistic expectations."}, {"text": "EXTERMINATE."}, {"text": "Magical girls."}, {"text": "The shock and anger you feel when your neighbour doesn't give you 12 points."}, {"text": "Shitting in a wizard's spell book and jizzing in his hat."}, {"text": "Ferdinand Von Turrell."}, {"text": "Glue."}, {"text": "Tables."}, {"text": "Swiftly achieving orgasm."}, {"text": "Tavros's wheelchair."}, {"text": "Chuck Norris."}, {"text": "**MTV**\n\"Video killed the radio star.\" -The Buggles."}, {"text": "Carbon monoxide poisoning."}, {"text": "Black cosplayers."}, {"text": "Revenge fucking."}, {"text": "**Witch Hunts**\nPopular locations: Salem, Massachusetts and Washington, D.C."}, {"text": "**Weddings**\n\"Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime ...\" -My Fair Lady."}, {"text": "President Donald Trump."}, {"text": "Bitches."}, {"text": "Being a terrible mother."}, {"text": "Storygames."}, {"text": "Adam Wan."}, {"text": "The lived experience of African Americans."}, {"text": "A cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence."}, {"text": "Rarity."}, {"text": "FACT IT!"}, {"text": "GLaDOS."}, {"text": "Maid cafes."}, {"text": "But then I'd have to kill you."}, {"text": "Space Jam on VHS."}, {"text": "Two shitty kids and a garbage husband."}, {"text": "Homosuck."}, {"text": "The Gooby Curse."}, {"text": "The Writer's Group."}, {"text": "Dealing Meat Damage."}, {"text": "Viagra\u00ae."}, {"text": "Suplexing your teacher."}, {"text": "Shiny!"}, {"text": "**Incense**\nIncense is better than no sense at all."}, {"text": "How good lead paint taste."}, {"text": "Riding off into the sunset."}, {"text": "NOT FUCKING THIS!"}, {"text": "The miracle of childbirth."}, {"text": "Poor people."}, {"text": "Too damn many kids."}, {"text": "**Backstreet Boys**\nThe latest American pop boy band. Which one do you think is the cutest?"}, {"text": "KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOO!"}, {"text": "stat me."}, {"text": "Consensual sex."}, {"text": "**Ireland**\nIsland of the British Isles, west of Great Britain. Known for its distinctive traditional dance and music."}, {"text": "On A Cross And An Arrow."}, {"text": "Smegpot."}, {"text": "Benchpressing."}, {"text": "**Stonehenge**\nPrehistoric stone monument located north of Salisbury, England."}, {"text": "Dakkon Motherfucking Blackblade."}, {"text": "Jamiroquai."}, {"text": "My own fingers."}, {"text": "-4 str."}, {"text": "An 8 million yen debt to a club of rich pretty boys."}, {"text": "Genital warts."}, {"text": "The corporations."}, {"text": "Storm Crow."}, {"text": "Electric Skateboards."}, {"text": "The card game Neil Gaiman wrote: \"Three elves at a time.\"."}, {"text": "CENTURY SOOOOUUUP!!!!!"}, {"text": "Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven TARA Way."}, {"text": "Slowly easing down onto a cucumber."}, {"text": "Hot cheese."}, {"text": "Vultures circling a birthday party."}, {"text": "Tom drunk off his ass."}, {"text": "Signing and destroying a copy of Sonic '06."}, {"text": "Shooting the poop."}, {"text": "Teaching the newbie about THE SYSTEM."}, {"text": "**Vietnam, 1968**\nMore than 30,000 Americans had been killed in the Vietnam War by the end of 1968."}, {"text": "The Hamburglar."}, {"text": "Flying sex snakes."}, {"text": "Minecraft."}, {"text": "Ponychan."}, {"text": "Spring break!"}, {"text": "Jake English's choice ass."}, {"text": "A urination break."}, {"text": "Take-backsies."}, {"text": "My privileged white penis."}, {"text": "Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken."}, {"text": "Three buckets of urine, free for 2 nights, with no late fee."}, {"text": "A peyote-fueled vision quest."}, {"text": "Pinkie Pie."}, {"text": "Puns involving the word \"knot.\"."}, {"text": "Dr. Who."}, {"text": "The American Dream."}, {"text": "Role-playing and roll-playing."}, {"text": "Zeus's sexual appetites."}, {"text": "Luke's curly hair."}, {"text": "Choo choo, motherfucker."}, {"text": "Blistering barnacles!"}, {"text": "A spooky jamjar."}, {"text": "The face of pure evil."}, {"text": "**Icebergs**\nMay reach 300 to 500 feet above the oceans's surface. Ask the captain of the Titanic about the 90 percent that's UNDER water."}, {"text": "Dying over and over again."}, {"text": "**Camping Trip**\nWhen you just have to get s'more nature."}, {"text": "Cuddling."}, {"text": "Casual use of 'sudo'."}, {"text": "Cardgames on motorcycles."}, {"text": "A Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster."}, {"text": "Ashens."}, {"text": "A pile of squirming bodies."}, {"text": "CryptoLocker."}, {"text": "Accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating."}, {"text": "Having a drill for a penis."}, {"text": "A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, and my libido."}, {"text": "Horuss Zahhak."}, {"text": "Dr. Tease & Dr. Block."}, {"text": "Toilet Wine."}, {"text": "Puella Magi Madoka Magica."}, {"text": "Real men of Genius."}, {"text": "Grayson Hunt."}, {"text": "Child-bearing hips."}, {"text": "Bitches for Thulsa Doom."}, {"text": "A miniature Tower of Pimps."}, {"text": "The royal afterbirth."}, {"text": "Peanut Butter Jelly Time."}, {"text": "My asshole."}, {"text": "Sandwich."}, {"text": "A Facebook stalker."}, {"text": "The Iron Throne."}, {"text": "Checking the wiki."}, {"text": "Feeling the emotion of anger."}, {"text": "2spooky."}, {"text": "Built a 700 foot high wall to keep out bad things."}, {"text": "**Marriage**\nIf love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage ... who's the horse?"}, {"text": "RTX."}, {"text": "Every ounce of charisma left in Mick Jagger's tired body."}, {"text": "Every man's ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina."}, {"text": "The amount of gay I am."}, {"text": "My little Bronies."}, {"text": "Winter Wrap Up."}, {"text": "World Dick Barf Syndrome."}, {"text": "A Costco-sized bag of Jelly Babies."}, {"text": "Cheeseysaurus Rex."}, {"text": "A smart joke."}, {"text": "**Buying A House**\nIf only we had the money, we could get a mortgage."}, {"text": "Working so hard to have muscles and then having them."}, {"text": "Halo."}, {"text": "A puppy being beaten to death with a flower pot."}, {"text": "An elaborate alien abduction fantasy."}, {"text": "My sides."}, {"text": "**My Dreams**\n\"What dreams may come ...\" -Shakespeare's Hamlet."}, {"text": "Comprehensive immigration reform."}, {"text": "Chaotic randumb."}, {"text": "**Grace Kelly**\n1929-82, Princess of Monaco and American film star of Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, and To Catch a Thief. Always chic, always elegant."}, {"text": "Going on a diet for the sole reason of being able to fit in a fursuit."}, {"text": "Don't Blink."}, {"text": "Grant Kirkhope."}, {"text": "A skeptical sheriff."}, {"text": "Tara's tramautic childhood stories."}, {"text": "Jade's dog penis and knot."}, {"text": "The Irresponsible Captain Tylor."}, {"text": "**Psychiatrists**\n\"And how do you feel about that?\"."}, {"text": "**Bell-Bottoms**\nBell-bottoms and pea coats -who would have thought the Navy could be such a trendsetter?"}, {"text": "Dolphin rape."}, {"text": "A strategically placed hole."}, {"text": "Tommy Wiseau."}, {"text": "The Great Cornholio."}, {"text": "Spess mehrines."}, {"text": "High Seas."}, {"text": "Who really did 9/11."}, {"text": "A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling teeth."}, {"text": "A Motown group."}, {"text": "A balanced breakfast."}, {"text": "Getting F'd in the A with a D."}, {"text": "A strong, independent woman who don't need no man."}, {"text": "Clark Gable's Tourette's."}, {"text": "Showing all the boys my pussy."}, {"text": "Sonyggers."}, {"text": "Making a big fat deal out of nothing."}, {"text": "**South Africa**\nTwo oceans, rugged mountains, traditional villages, game sanctuaries, wineries...forget the past and bring on the tourists."}, {"text": "Boxing up my feelings."}, {"text": "A giant mechanical bird with a tragic backstory."}, {"text": "Blue Water Studios."}, {"text": "50 Shades of Gay."}, {"text": "Vikings."}, {"text": "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes."}, {"text": "/d/M."}, {"text": "Vigilante justice."}, {"text": "Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer."}, {"text": "Gabby Giffords' physical therapy."}, {"text": "The Silence."}, {"text": "Fillyfooler."}, {"text": "The Night's Watch."}, {"text": "Dis bitch."}, {"text": "A cat's sand papery tongue bath."}, {"text": "Terminal Tokyo."}, {"text": "That time when Machinima played actual machinima videos."}, {"text": "Naked aggression."}, {"text": "Anthrocon."}, {"text": "Metagaming."}, {"text": "Being trapped on the Moon for 1000 years."}, {"text": "That one leftover screw."}, {"text": "Developing secondary sex characteristics."}, {"text": "User Error."}, {"text": "**Angry Hornets**\nWho put the bees in their bonnets?."}, {"text": "Troll Will Smith."}, {"text": "**Shopping Mall**\nThree-quarters of the North American population visit a shopping mall at least once a month."}, {"text": "Tard."}, {"text": "Mad hacky-sack skills."}, {"text": "Honey Boo Boo shotgunning a 2-litre bottle of \"go-go juice.\"."}, {"text": "Chin hairs you pretend you don't have."}, {"text": "The RDA drinking game."}, {"text": "**Richard Nixon**\n1913-94, 37th President of the United States and the only president to have resigned from office. At least that's what the tapes say ..."}, {"text": "**Remote Controls**\nThe world's handiest invention. That is, if you can find it."}, {"text": "**Mark Twain**\n1835-1910, American writer and humorist, best known for the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn."}, {"text": "**Toys**\nThey're not just for kids, anymore ..."}, {"text": "THE COCK."}, {"text": "THIN YOUR PAINTS."}, {"text": "People who don't understand THAC0."}, {"text": "Snow white shit."}, {"text": "Yellow snow."}, {"text": "Nekomimi."}, {"text": "Whatever you wish, mother."}, {"text": "Sexual fantasies involving Mindy Lahiri and a sumptuous coffeecake."}, {"text": "Sodaj."}, {"text": "The Land of Chocolate."}, {"text": "Moses gargling Jesus's balls while Shiva and the Buddha penetrate his divine hand holes."}, {"text": "Princess Peach."}, {"text": "Satoshi Kon."}, {"text": "Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath."}, {"text": "Estrogen."}, {"text": "**A School Bus**\nThe only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin D. Roosevelt."}, {"text": "A CGI dragon."}, {"text": "A mighty wwizard of wwhite science."}, {"text": "Lockjaw."}, {"text": "Tickle Me Elmo."}, {"text": "Masturbating with a Sonicare."}, {"text": "That thing on the Internet everyone's talking about."}, {"text": "A Brad Jones impersonation."}, {"text": "Dragon boobs."}, {"text": "Being waterboarded with Wild Turkey\u00ae 101."}, {"text": "/r/sloths."}, {"text": "The Grinch's musty, cum-stained pelt."}, {"text": "Natalie Portman naked, petrified, and covered in hot grits."}, {"text": "A fat Russian Blue that pees on the carpet."}, {"text": "Rufio."}, {"text": "CLANG!"}, {"text": "Moist and Juicy."}, {"text": "**Hummingbirds**\nWhy do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words ... ... da-dum, dum!"}, {"text": "Civillization IV."}, {"text": "Strangling hardcore otaku nerds with razor wire."}, {"text": "Monsters with bedroom eyes."}, {"text": "**Dolly Parton**\n1967- , American singer, songwriter, and actor. Known as much for her personal style as for her successful career."}, {"text": "Cute boys."}, {"text": "The Klobb."}, {"text": "Dr. Insano."}, {"text": "Watersports Fetish."}, {"text": "Actual mutants with medical conditions and no superpowers."}, {"text": "Holy dildos."}, {"text": "When a FOX News anchor causally references 'ebonics'."}, {"text": "Karkat Tantrum Bingo."}, {"text": "Peanutbutter jelly time."}, {"text": "Historically black colleges."}, {"text": "Ataraxion."}, {"text": "JSmithOTI."}, {"text": "**Meatloaf**\nLarge and intimidating -the dish not the singer!"}, {"text": "A titanic, undead, six-headed space dragon spewing bubbles."}, {"text": "Scritches."}, {"text": "A bachelor's degree in communication."}, {"text": "Jeb!"}, {"text": "Survivor's guilt."}, {"text": "Dexter Grif."}, {"text": "\"Bang.\"."}, {"text": "Otherkin."}, {"text": "**Mount Rushmore**\nMemorial carved into the side of the Black Hills in South Dakota. Heads above all other monuments."}, {"text": "Dean/Goku."}, {"text": "Depression."}, {"text": "Arthour the lusus."}, {"text": "Shitting on my face."}, {"text": "MC Frontalot."}, {"text": "Carl Copenhagen."}, {"text": "Donald Trump holding his nose while he eats pussy."}, {"text": "A dick so big you have to give it a hugjob."}, {"text": "Swearing praise upon the Sultan's hideous daughters."}, {"text": "Walking down the aisle to \"Baby Got Back.\"."}, {"text": "Anonymous."}, {"text": "Executive parking."}, {"text": "Enormous Scandinavian women."}, {"text": "Whisper-fighting in the kitchen."}, {"text": "Dancing carefree in white linen pants."}, {"text": "Ruslana's vast array of animals she may or may not have slain with her bare hands."}, {"text": "Learning the prince is a bastard and the product of incest."}, {"text": "Ohm, our god."}, {"text": "Fad fandoms."}, {"text": "Anal tearing."}, {"text": "An erotic audio drama, complete with moans and groans."}, {"text": "2, the Ranting Gryphon."}, {"text": "Monstergirls."}, {"text": "The Chocolate Mousse Moose."}, {"text": "**Scene Of The Crime**\nIt was Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick."}, {"text": "Rule 34 of Linkara and a lamp."}, {"text": "The Master, baiting the Doctor into a trap."}, {"text": "Suggesting GURPS. No matter what."}, {"text": "**The Mississippi River**\nThe Algonquin words \"Misi sipi\" mean \"big river.\" What's Algonquin for \"muddy\"?"}, {"text": "A song about how great Nebraska is."}, {"text": "Geromy."}, {"text": "Twilight's secret clop stash."}, {"text": "Porrim's motherly affections."}, {"text": "Dodger's ban chain."}, {"text": "Confounding jerry at every turn."}, {"text": "RIDIN' ON CARS!!!"}, {"text": "Masturbation."}, {"text": "Blockbuster Buster busting a nut."}, {"text": "Getting boned."}, {"text": "An eight-foot man smoking a six-foot bong."}, {"text": "**The Grand Canyon**\n217 miles long, 4 to 18 miles wide, and more than 1 mile deep. Now THAT'S grand."}, {"text": "Slow Clap."}, {"text": "PedoBear."}, {"text": "Sexy the Cat."}, {"text": "Tentacle rape."}, {"text": "100-ton Atlas-class Mech."}, {"text": "Sweetie Belle."}, {"text": "**Wine Tasting**\nSpit or swallow?"}, {"text": "JJ Abrams putting lens flares all over everything."}, {"text": "Gushing."}, {"text": "A sense of resignation."}, {"text": "\". . . .\"."}, {"text": "Polychromatic."}, {"text": "/r/Letsplay."}, {"text": "Raptor Jesus."}, {"text": "Anne Frank doing a striptease."}, {"text": "The Continuity Alarm."}, {"text": "Tail-sex."}, {"text": "Playing vidya."}, {"text": "Sexy, barely-legal Thri-kreen."}, {"text": "Tiny nipples."}, {"text": "Vomiting in the shower."}, {"text": "**Pit Bulls**\nAny of several crossbreeds of bulldogs with terriers. Or, several radio hosts we could mention."}, {"text": "dho's penis."}, {"text": "My ANUS is bleeding!"}, {"text": "That Kevin Golby."}, {"text": "Never being able to touch your lover ever again."}, {"text": "A Cybermat in a bow tie."}, {"text": "Taking 2d6 emotional damage."}, {"text": "Pigeon superpowers."}, {"text": "**Gold Chains**\nThe more, the better."}, {"text": "Slightly creepy comments about Tara's hair."}, {"text": "Barking at strangers."}, {"text": "Telling Sollux what happens to male bees after sex."}, {"text": "The heart of a child."}, {"text": "Having STRONG surprise buttsex."}, {"text": "The Hawaiian goddess Kapo and her flying detachable vagina."}, {"text": "Ohm's mindgames."}, {"text": "Sucking down thousands of pounds of krill every day."}, {"text": "Northernlion's pooping album."}, {"text": "Home For Infinite Losers (HFIL)."}, {"text": "The Friendship Express."}, {"text": "Theon Greyjoy's dismembered member."}, {"text": "Taking the second and third blue buff."}, {"text": "Rape."}, {"text": "A poop sandwich."}, {"text": "A bigger, blacker deck."}, {"text": "A prehensile penis."}, {"text": "Ronald Reagan."}, {"text": "Pissing on your significant other to show ownership."}, {"text": "Timing."}, {"text": "That damned HDPVR."}, {"text": "Drones."}, {"text": "knighty."}, {"text": "Bill Nye the Science Guy."}, {"text": "A FUCKING PONCHO!"}, {"text": "**The Vatican**\nThe Papal State in the middle of Rome. Home of the Pope, Swiss Guards, and lots of pigeons."}, {"text": "Seananners joyously dropping \"presents\" on the African minority in GTA."}, {"text": "A very steampunk rat."}, {"text": "**Truck Stops**\nBreakfast 24 hours a day and you're on your way."}, {"text": "A MILF."}, {"text": "HoN."}, {"text": "A Ugandan warlord."}, {"text": "The Y2K bug."}, {"text": "Arbitrary code execution."}, {"text": "Getting diddled again."}, {"text": "Sugoi Yuri."}, {"text": "Fishmalks."}, {"text": "Fist full of assholes."}, {"text": "Wrapping your hands around a penis and twisting in opposite directions."}, {"text": "Ron Edwards' brain damage."}, {"text": "Sleeping ten people to a room at conventions."}, {"text": "Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing."}, {"text": "A silly old sea captain who's just *full* of stories."}, {"text": "Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL."}, {"text": "An interracial handshake."}, {"text": "Yaoi."}, {"text": "Kirino's ass."}, {"text": "**Labor Unions**\nLook for the Union label. And, while you're at it, look for Jimmy Hoffa ..."}, {"text": "The Four Horsemen of The Apocolypse."}, {"text": "Same-sex ice dancing."}, {"text": "Butthurt."}, {"text": "Tower of Animus."}, {"text": "Scrotal frostbite."}, {"text": "A giant horse cock."}, {"text": "Expelliarmus!"}, {"text": "The rocket launcher."}, {"text": "Rageface."}, {"text": "The green apple splatters."}, {"text": "JonTron's musical theater voice."}, {"text": "Blackrom orgies."}, {"text": "**The First Day Of School**\n\"Fear has many eyes.\" -Cervantes."}, {"text": "**Crystal Balls**\nI see a Green Apple card in your future."}, {"text": "**Silly Putty**\nIt's putty in your hands!"}, {"text": "Mutton Vindaloo Beast."}, {"text": "Bitchy resting face."}, {"text": "Married sex."}, {"text": "A crusty old sock."}, {"text": "Friends with benefits."}, {"text": "Sex, violence, and Daffy Duck screaming."}, {"text": "Queen Chrysalis."}, {"text": "A disembodied orgasm hippo."}, {"text": "Angrily eating lettuce."}, {"text": "Kneeing a wizard in the balls."}, {"text": "Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser."}, {"text": "An emotionally draining friendship."}, {"text": "Putting Baby in a corner."}, {"text": "An oversized lollipop."}, {"text": "Magical fairy sex."}, {"text": "**My Mind**\nIt's a terrible thing to waste."}, {"text": "Swinging."}, {"text": "Ninja badge."}, {"text": "Sleeping on the couch."}, {"text": "A tongue-beast."}, {"text": "Dark Souls."}, {"text": "*liveshot*."}, {"text": "Fucking kender."}, {"text": "Buying virtual clothes for a Sim family instead of real clothes for a real family."}, {"text": "Mountain Dew."}, {"text": "Slacktivism."}, {"text": "My inner demons."}, {"text": "Sad Panda's lanky, manly chest."}, {"text": "Political correctness."}, {"text": "Chester A. Bum."}, {"text": "A medium horchata."}, {"text": "Conquering the continent with dragons."}, {"text": "A stinky pinky."}, {"text": "A couple that spends over 30 manga volumes trying to get to first base."}, {"text": "Gaben."}, {"text": "**Sleeping Pills**\nI remember taking them ... I just ... don't rememmer ... how mamy."}, {"text": "Alicorn OCs."}, {"text": "Blue's Clues."}, {"text": "Bad at Magic."}, {"text": "Js'keep goin'."}, {"text": "A kick to the dicebags."}, {"text": "**Quicksand**\nJust don't let it get you down."}, {"text": "The female orgasm."}, {"text": "Dicking around on the guitar for an hour."}, {"text": "**Conspiracy Theories**\nOh, that was just a coincidence!"}, {"text": "Diplomacy."}, {"text": "Eating three sleeves of Chips Ahoy!"}, {"text": "**Brains**\nVital to human existence and mad scientists."}, {"text": "An icepick lobotomy."}, {"text": "A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie."}, {"text": "Getting sucked into a fantasy world."}, {"text": "Giant naked Rei."}, {"text": "Deregulating the mortgage market."}, {"text": "A stillborn fetus."}, {"text": "Spy Party racism."}, {"text": "**Eleanor Roosevelt**\n1884-1962, first lady, social activist, author, lecturer, and U.S. representative to the United Nations."}, {"text": "Roaming through a wasteland of windblown trash and deserted highways."}, {"text": "Lame bucket jokes."}, {"text": "You."}, {"text": "A boat load of cocaine."}, {"text": "Being marginalized."}, {"text": "Steve Jackson's beard."}, {"text": "Duke Nukem."}, {"text": "Raising three kids on minimum wage."}, {"text": "God."}, {"text": "Centaur milk."}, {"text": "A cold and indifferent universe."}, {"text": "An ending where everyone dies."}, {"text": "Bagpipes."}, {"text": "Bear punching, tiger chopping, shark suplexing, & helicopter bodyslamming."}, {"text": "Dick and/or Balls."}, {"text": "Best Pony."}, {"text": "DC 80 Escape Artist check."}, {"text": "Turning 32."}, {"text": "Anal lice."}, {"text": "Nude-modding Super Mario World."}, {"text": "A guy and two robots who won't shut up."}, {"text": "Sports games the come out year after year."}, {"text": "Ryan Gosling riding in on a white horse."}, {"text": "Doing your kegels at work."}, {"text": "Naoki Urasawa."}, {"text": "**At My Parent's House**\nLike never-never land, you're never seen as an adult here."}, {"text": "Natascha, the anthro husky."}, {"text": "Matt Smith."}, {"text": "The Garden of Sinners."}, {"text": "Mewtwo."}, {"text": "Diamanda Hagan's sexbot."}, {"text": "**The Cold War**\nThe post-World War II struggle between the US and its allies, and the former USSR and its allies. Things could have gotten hot."}, {"text": "Shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad girl."}, {"text": "Used panties."}, {"text": "FUNimation."}, {"text": "Chronic Lyme disease."}, {"text": "A naughty nurse outfit."}, {"text": "Drinking responsibly."}, {"text": "A 50% divorce rate."}, {"text": "AnthroCon."}, {"text": "A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid."}, {"text": "Fart science."}, {"text": "Lil' Cal's raging boner."}, {"text": "An apartment full of internet-obsessed losers."}, {"text": "Anne Frank's diary."}, {"text": "Obelisk Blue Linkara."}, {"text": "Ice cold water\n(and it's only a dollar)."}, {"text": "Barney's rape dungeon."}, {"text": "An indie dev that no one knows about."}, {"text": "The medium divide."}, {"text": "A REALLY big hoopla about nothing."}, {"text": "I AM A MAN!"}, {"text": "Comparing someone to a trainwreck."}, {"text": "Wasting all your money on hookers and booze."}, {"text": "The Village People."}, {"text": "Dumpster juice."}, {"text": "Banana Hammocks."}, {"text": "That thing that gives your dick a knot IRL."}, {"text": "Nash dressed in drag."}, {"text": "**Intellectuals**\nThey think they're so smart."}, {"text": "The legendary MAGFest orgy."}, {"text": "Demonic possession."}, {"text": "Shenanigans."}, {"text": "The plan was to crowd source a plan."}, {"text": "GAO! GAI! GAR!!!"}, {"text": "Snotsicles."}, {"text": "Bearshark."}, {"text": "Something that is top."}, {"text": "Making a human centipede."}, {"text": "If only Tom Bombadil gave a fuck."}, {"text": "Winking at old people."}, {"text": "Pause balls."}, {"text": "A really good booby weight."}, {"text": "Force-feeding Sheryl Sandberg the pages of Lean In, one by one."}, {"text": "Metal Boxes."}, {"text": "Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series."}, {"text": "Nightmare Moon."}, {"text": "Using the tears of an abused toddler to conquer my foes."}, {"text": "Indentured servants."}, {"text": "Damara Megido."}, {"text": "The end of the world."}, {"text": "Being really passive-aggressive because you \"don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings\"."}, {"text": "A box."}, {"text": "**Industrial Revolution**\nThe first Industrial Revolution occurred in Great Britain at the end of the 1700s. The second came with the invention of the \"Clapper.\"."}, {"text": "Borat's one piece."}, {"text": "A ball pit filled with testicles."}, {"text": "Fucking 502 errors."}, {"text": "Leonard Church."}, {"text": "Staph infections from dirty nail salons."}, {"text": "**The Dump**\nJust remember to recycle."}, {"text": "STEVE HOLT."}, {"text": "Rapenards."}, {"text": "**Telemarketers**\n\"No, thank you ... No, I'm not interested ... No, I have to go now ...\"."}, {"text": "The fine line between feral and outright bestiality."}, {"text": "**The Beach**\nA day at the beach is no day at the beach, ya know?"}, {"text": "Priest in a thong doing the Gangnam Style."}, {"text": "Losing an hour's worth of footage to a brief blackout."}, {"text": "Jizz."}, {"text": "A Super Soaker\u2122 full of cat pee."}, {"text": "Rock bottom."}, {"text": "Committing suicide at the Old Country Buffet."}, {"text": "Bow to your sensei!"}, {"text": "Being heteroflexible."}, {"text": "The Biggest, Blackest Knight."}, {"text": "**Star Fruit**\nLooks like plastic, tastes like lemons."}, {"text": "**Michelle Pfeiffer**\n1957-, American actor whose career began with Grease 2. She'd like us to forget that but remember her Oscar nominations."}, {"text": "That squee noise."}, {"text": "Ejaculating a pound of tinsel."}, {"text": "OMGBTFBBQ."}, {"text": "**Rappers**\nPAENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT Hasn't seemed to hurt sales..."}, {"text": "Appointed as Hand of the King."}, {"text": "Finding out that democracy might not be such a great idea."}, {"text": "Foodmanes."}, {"text": "CACAW!"}, {"text": "An absinthe enema."}, {"text": "Furfags."}, {"text": "Wearing an octopus for a hat."}, {"text": "Wubs."}, {"text": "Rephrasing it as an \"I feel\" statement."}, {"text": "Graphic violence, adult language, and some sexual content."}, {"text": "Being banned from /r/pyongyang."}, {"text": "The placenta."}, {"text": "**Michael Jackson**\n1958-, American popular singer, dancer, and songwriter. Welcome to Neverland."}, {"text": "Grandma."}, {"text": "Laura, the Fender Stratocaster Goddess."}, {"text": "One Ring to rule them all."}, {"text": "Mods."}, {"text": "A disappointing birthday party."}, {"text": "Smells."}, {"text": "Crazy Hassan."}, {"text": "Broken-ass Aizen."}, {"text": "Not knowing what to believe anymore about butter."}, {"text": "The full force of the American military."}, {"text": "(unsure)."}, {"text": "An armored truck full of shit."}, {"text": "A used sock collection."}, {"text": "**Britney Spears**\n1981-, American singer. From mouseketeer to international pop star."}, {"text": "Hope."}, {"text": "Kramer."}, {"text": "Pretentious, illegible formatting."}, {"text": "A brown smudge equally likely to be period blood or chocolate."}, {"text": "Gork and Mork."}, {"text": "Wibble."}, {"text": "Ray's douche-cut."}, {"text": "Tonguing up."}, {"text": "Discord."}, {"text": "LOUD NOISES."}, {"text": "Tangled Slinkys."}, {"text": "Eugenics."}, {"text": "Getting drunk on sake."}, {"text": "Plot holes so wide you could drive a truck through them."}, {"text": "My collection of high-tech sex toys."}, {"text": "Arlo the Orc."}, {"text": "Pool2Girl."}, {"text": "**Dr. Seuss**\n1904-1991, Theodor Suess Geisel , the cat who came up with \"The Cat in the Hat.\"."}, {"text": "Rode a dragon, like a boss."}, {"text": "An oppressed people with a vibrant culture."}, {"text": "Hipsters."}, {"text": "Low self-esteem."}, {"text": "Groovy."}, {"text": "Phelous making love to his Turtles collection."}, {"text": "Father's forbidden chocolates."}, {"text": "Fisting a nun."}, {"text": "Praying the gay away."}, {"text": "Literally ripping your own heart out."}, {"text": "ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS."}, {"text": "Pee Wee Herman."}, {"text": "Mr. Fred Rogers, blessed be his name."}, {"text": "Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile."}, {"text": "A face full of horse cum."}, {"text": "**Thanksgiving Day**\nThe fourth Thursday of November in the U.S.; the second Monday in October in Canada."}, {"text": "Killing Gavin."}, {"text": "An awkward sponge bath."}, {"text": "Masturbating at work."}, {"text": "A boxing match with a giant box."}, {"text": "Getting killed by a motherfucking paralyzed Taillow."}, {"text": "Tampons in every hole."}, {"text": "**James Bond**\nFictional British secret agent created by English author Ian Fleming. Shaken, but never stirred."}, {"text": "Warhammer Fantasy."}, {"text": "The slammer."}, {"text": "Cool 90s up-in-the-front hair."}, {"text": "Pawing-off."}, {"text": "Hulk Hogan."}, {"text": "Santa's heavy sack."}, {"text": "That feel."}, {"text": "Josh's washing machine."}, {"text": "Crying and shitting and eating spaghetti."}, {"text": "My boomstick."}, {"text": "Girls with guns."}, {"text": "Feeling bloaty and crampy."}, {"text": "Forgetting the safety word."}, {"text": "**Berlin**\n1945 - Adolph Hitler's last stand. Bunker ... I mean -hunker down, soldier."}, {"text": "Slamming a dunk."}, {"text": "1337 Sp3ak."}, {"text": "**Australian Outback**\nBeware of dangerous temperatures, strange animals, and didgeridoos."}, {"text": "When you fuck a dog in the ass and it shits all over your dick."}, {"text": "Erectile dysfunction."}, {"text": "Insufficient serotonin."}, {"text": "The haunting stare of an Iraqi child."}, {"text": "Script kiddies."}, {"text": "Piles of dead children."}, {"text": "Chilled and Smarty's wedding."}, {"text": "smoochy moochy."}, {"text": "The notorious Grey's Anatomy let's play."}, {"text": "A 10-year old with boobs twice the size of her head."}, {"text": "Eternal screaming madness."}, {"text": "Mild autism."}, {"text": "Sexbots."}, {"text": "Getting stuck on the ceiling for no explicable reason."}, {"text": "Constructive criticism."}, {"text": "The purging of the disloyal."}, {"text": "Rule 34."}, {"text": "**Surfing The Net**\nwww.otb-games.com."}, {"text": "Gotfried's voice."}, {"text": "Hot anime moms."}, {"text": "**Pulling Weeds**\nIt's either this or chemical warfare."}, {"text": "Canadian tuxedo."}, {"text": "A black fly in your chardonnay."}, {"text": "P0rn."}, {"text": "Viking Metal."}, {"text": "Hemostuck."}, {"text": "WINNING!!"}, {"text": "Ponies wearing clothes."}, {"text": "Dark Tangent."}, {"text": "Muscle Wizard."}, {"text": "The Golden Girls' never-ending supply of frozen cheesecake."}, {"text": "Franken Fran."}, {"text": "Self-flagellation."}, {"text": "Polygamy jokes in a kid's show."}, {"text": "403 Forbidden."}, {"text": "The Great Youtube Unsubbing of 2012."}, {"text": "**The Three Tenors**\nOpera stars Placido Domingo, Jose Carreras, and Luciano Pavarotti began recording as The Three Tenors in 1990."}, {"text": "A car landing on a roof."}, {"text": "Falling into a pit of waffles."}, {"text": "**Zen**\nJapanese form of Buddhism, originated in China. Zen again, maybe not."}, {"text": "Bear tits."}, {"text": "The Midnight Crew."}, {"text": "Courageously going ahead with that racist comment."}, {"text": "**Big Bang Theory**\nA cosmological theory for the origin of the universe. An explosive idea!"}, {"text": "A DraculaFetus animation."}, {"text": "**Commuting**\nThe daily grind. And we're not talking coffee."}, {"text": "Marky Mark's foam rubber penis from Boogie Nights."}, {"text": "Finding out you're actually cousins."}, {"text": "Cat memes."}, {"text": "Cocktimus Prime: the laser-guided dildo rocket."}, {"text": "Pedo-bear."}, {"text": "The Queen in Yellow."}, {"text": "Tons of Damage."}, {"text": "Henry Goto being savagely raped by a bear."}, {"text": "Feline Leukemia."}, {"text": "That stupid opening song from Steel Angel Kurumi getting stuck in your head."}, {"text": "Tachikoma-kun."}, {"text": "Getting 'Squatted'."}, {"text": "Krazy Mike."}, {"text": "Implied Situational Consent."}, {"text": "Genital piercings."}, {"text": "1.21 Jigawatts."}, {"text": "**Socks**\n\"Black socks, they never get dirty, the longer you wear them the stronger they get.\" -Bill Harley."}, {"text": "Tenderly dominating Uncle Jesse from behind."}, {"text": "Michael Caine's spider collection."}, {"text": "A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint."}, {"text": "The eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion."}, {"text": "Kevin Golby."}, {"text": "Two midgets stacked up pretending to be one person."}, {"text": "Air Bud."}, {"text": "Pure grade-A opium."}, {"text": "The true meaning of Christmas."}, {"text": "Maven's secret sparkling vampire dildo."}, {"text": "Feeling lots of feelings."}, {"text": "Unicorns and lollipops."}, {"text": "The fuck zone."}, {"text": "March Eridan."}, {"text": "**Flying Monkeys**\nThe reason why \"The Wizard Of Oz\" still gives us nightmares."}, {"text": "A thousand shitty wedding-planning websites."}, {"text": "Homoerotic undertones."}, {"text": "MOGAR!"}, {"text": "Stretching your anus in preparation for horse cock."}, {"text": "Interspecies marriage."}, {"text": "**Death Valley**\nArid, desolate and hellish region of California. Named by a survivor of an attempted 1849 crossing."}, {"text": "Low-flying planes."}, {"text": "Golby's itchy testicles."}, {"text": "\"WE UNDERSTAND ANIME FAN WANTS!!\"."}, {"text": "Linkara crying in his Gatorade made of cybermat tears."}, {"text": "**Humphrey Bogart**\n1899-1957, American film actor, starred in such classics as The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. \"Here's looking at you kid.\"."}, {"text": "Walt Disney's frozen head."}, {"text": "The Power Glove."}, {"text": "Bum Tickley."}, {"text": "Sad Panda."}, {"text": "Stridercest."}, {"text": "Mega."}, {"text": "Jack Pattillo."}, {"text": "Harry Potter and the Chamber of a Salty Surprise."}, {"text": "A really pimped out DeLorean."}, {"text": "Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak."}, {"text": "**A Used Car Lot**\nOne of the most honest places around. Honest ..."}, {"text": "Hentai artists who don't change their pen name when they go legit."}, {"text": "My browser history."}, {"text": "Northernlion's coffee maker."}, {"text": "A demonic Teddy Ruxpin doll."}, {"text": "Holding hands when you get old."}, {"text": "Puppets made from the skin of children."}, {"text": "Fifi the dancing poodle."}, {"text": "Kamiya."}, {"text": "Kitler."}, {"text": "Bolshevik the wolf."}, {"text": "Failing your Privilege Check and taking full damage from the Tumblrdragon's breath weapon."}, {"text": "BAZINGA!"}, {"text": "Judge Judy."}, {"text": "You dumbass!"}, {"text": "David Bowie's package."}, {"text": "Jiggle physics."}, {"text": "An Oedipus complex."}, {"text": "Decking from a room in a love hotel."}, {"text": "K-9 humping your leg."}, {"text": "Sharks with legs."}, {"text": "The rarest form of Arin having fun."}, {"text": "Dragon dildos."}, {"text": "One unforgettable night of passion."}, {"text": "Some god-damn peace and quiet."}, {"text": "End User License Agreement."}, {"text": "Sonic the Hedgehog."}, {"text": "Performing surgery in space."}, {"text": "The stench of half a dozen unwashed bronies."}, {"text": "Na-ah-ah You didn't say the magic word!"}, {"text": "A daisy sandwich."}, {"text": "parasprite."}, {"text": "Self-loathing."}, {"text": "Losing to Monstro after 300 hours of experience."}, {"text": "Martial dailies."}, {"text": "**Nicholas Cage**\n1964- , American actor known for his edgy characters in Leaving Los Vegas, Raising Arizona, and Moonstruck."}, {"text": "Free samples."}, {"text": "Vampire LARP."}, {"text": "Touching each other's butts."}, {"text": "A creepy Corruption of Champions OC."}, {"text": "Nepeta Leijon."}, {"text": "A slack-jawed yokel."}, {"text": "Crippled foals."}, {"text": "Some punk-ass little bitch."}, {"text": "Princess Celestia."}, {"text": "Seeing things from Hitler's perspective."}, {"text": "Unlocking a new sex position."}, {"text": "Showing you the Maiden Tower 15 times."}, {"text": "4Kids."}, {"text": "The mere concept of Applebee's\u00ae."}, {"text": "Gilgamesh."}, {"text": "The invisible hand."}, {"text": "Furry porn, shamelessly taped to the walls."}, {"text": "Fifty fucking Nepetas."}, {"text": "Well, what is it?"}, {"text": "Crawling into a vagina."}, {"text": "90's Kid's comic collection."}, {"text": "Farting a huge shit out of my pussy."}, {"text": "That \"not-so-fresh\" feeling."}, {"text": "A cocktail umbrella."}, {"text": "Nonni's mantis."}, {"text": "The Kirk vs Spock fight scene music."}, {"text": "Asians who aren't good at math."}, {"text": "An obligatory cameo."}, {"text": "Yet another Thunderdome reference."}, {"text": "A gratuitous claymation sequence."}, {"text": "Classist undertones."}, {"text": "How bright the sun is."}, {"text": "\"INUYASHA!!\"\n\"KAGOME!!\"."}, {"text": "A Rusty Cyberman."}, {"text": "A nervous breakdown at IKEA\u2122."}, {"text": "50,000 volts straight to the nipples."}, {"text": "A dominant Kankri."}, {"text": "Two girls, one cup."}, {"text": "Like a boss!"}, {"text": "Totoro."}, {"text": "Doing what Jesus would do."}, {"text": "A cooler full of organs."}, {"text": "Period poops."}, {"text": "Viewing anoncomms in flat-view like a heathen."}, {"text": "**Root Beer Floats**\nActually, it's the ice cream that floats!"}, {"text": "**Barbara Walters**\n1931- , American television journalist and author. Voted one of the most important women of the century by \"Ladies Home Journal.\"."}, {"text": "Forgetting your anniversary, year after year."}, {"text": "NobodySaysThis."}, {"text": "Furries in heat."}, {"text": "Space Core."}, {"text": "Bingeing and purging."}, {"text": "The Doctor having a chance encounter with a couple of 80s metalheads."}, {"text": "Launching dump trucks off an unfinished bridge."}, {"text": "Pooping in the potty."}, {"text": "Mike Mearls."}, {"text": "Facehoofing."}, {"text": "A call on the listener feedback line that turns out to be a wrong number."}, {"text": "A sea of troubles."}, {"text": "Bathing naked in a moonlit grove."}, {"text": "A Hak5 Pineapple."}, {"text": "Michele Bachmann furiously masturbating with a coathanger."}, {"text": "The Angry Video Game Nerd."}, {"text": "A manhole."}, {"text": "An angry stone head that stomps on the floor every three seconds."}, {"text": "Ginger baby."}, {"text": "Being screamed at in German."}, {"text": "That bastard Jesus!"}, {"text": "Making a pouty face."}, {"text": "Kegels."}, {"text": "Freaky, pan-dimensional sex with a demigod."}, {"text": "THAC0."}, {"text": "TARDIS."}, {"text": "Fighting over whether or not you're fighting."}, {"text": "**Pigs**\nDomesticated mammal of the swine family. Thaaa ... thaaa ... that's all, folks!"}, {"text": "Mamoru Miyano."}, {"text": "Sage's \"RAPE!\" face."}, {"text": "Jah be dwarfin' it up!"}, {"text": "The Rapture."}, {"text": "Penis envy."}, {"text": "The passage of time."}, {"text": "Cowboys from Hell."}, {"text": "Frolicking."}, {"text": "All these decorative pillows."}, {"text": "The eyeless girl demographic."}, {"text": "My relationship status."}, {"text": "A mime having a stroke."}, {"text": "**Feathers**\nWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?"}, {"text": "Gl'bgolyb. AKA Feferi's fucking lusus."}, {"text": "Drilling."}, {"text": "A large paper fan."}, {"text": "Dad's pipe."}, {"text": "Lucky Pierre."}, {"text": "Having every embarrassing kink of yours indulged at one time for a \"shamegasm.\"."}, {"text": "A greased-up Matthew McConaughey."}, {"text": "Soggy biscuit."}, {"text": "Fake furry girls."}, {"text": "Inspirational Dove chocolate wrappers."}, {"text": "Whatever a McRib\u00ae is made of."}, {"text": "Cod Tier Gamzee."}, {"text": "Chuckward, before he was banned."}, {"text": "Calling out the name of your attack."}, {"text": "Honey badger."}, {"text": "**The Common Loon**\nA spotted, red-eyed diving bird -or various friends or family."}, {"text": "Bacon-flavored lube."}, {"text": "Scrubbing under the folds."}, {"text": "DockLeeSmile."}, {"text": "Breast envy."}, {"text": "Post-coital bliss."}, {"text": "An apple infused with tin."}, {"text": "The Big Bang."}, {"text": "Lotto Money."}, {"text": "Hatsune Miku."}, {"text": "Patrick Star."}, {"text": "Monte Cooke's rancid fursuit."}, {"text": "KERMIT FLAIL."}, {"text": "Dodging blowjobs."}, {"text": "Princess Mi Amore Cadenza."}, {"text": "Women in yogurt commercials."}, {"text": "Walking around in my banana shoes."}, {"text": "Sticking your finger up her ass."}, {"text": "Sarge's funeral."}, {"text": "Crabdad."}, {"text": "A 30-year-old man who's obsessed with K-on!"}, {"text": "Walpurgisnacht."}, {"text": "Wearing panties on the head."}, {"text": "Birdemic."}, {"text": "**The YMCA**\nThe Young Men's Christian Association has 30 million members in 110 countries. \"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.\" -The Village People."}, {"text": "Trigger word."}, {"text": "\"The\" Hateboner."}, {"text": "That's Racist!"}, {"text": "The Boy Scouts of America."}, {"text": "Settling arguments with dance-offs."}, {"text": "Answering casual questions in Iambic Pentameter."}, {"text": "Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry."}, {"text": "Don Knotts."}, {"text": "Bowser's aching heart."}, {"text": "Kord."}, {"text": "Your 300 pound matronly freight-train."}, {"text": "Fuck you, I'm a bear."}, {"text": "**Barney**\nPurple dinosaur. \"I love you, you love me, blah, blah, blah ... \"."}, {"text": "Miss Piggy."}, {"text": "Rocks fall, everyone dies."}, {"text": "Maple Hoof."}, {"text": "Slo Mo Guys."}, {"text": "**Salvador Dali**\n1904-89, Spansih artist best known for his dream imagery and surrealism, including the limp watches in The Persistence Of Memory."}, {"text": "Strawberry Shortcake sexing up a Carebear and giving birth to NyanCat."}, {"text": "**Men**\nREAL Men."}, {"text": "Rainbows and magic."}, {"text": "The Dark Lord Shawne Kleckner."}, {"text": "Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices."}, {"text": "Cezar Ouatu, his opera falsetto voice, his lifting dress and his naked dancers."}, {"text": "Lupa's brand of hair dye."}, {"text": "Watching a hot person eat."}, {"text": "**My Body**\nMine is a temple. Specifically, the Temple of Doom ..."}, {"text": "Self-identifying as a DJ."}, {"text": "Combat afros."}, {"text": "**Cold Pizza**\nThe breakfast of champions."}, {"text": "A lifetime supply of Olive Garden breadsticks."}, {"text": "Grimbark Jade."}, {"text": "Rubbing chocolate pudding all over Bill Cosby's nipples."}, {"text": "The entire Palladium Books\u00ae Megaverse\u2122."}, {"text": "Uncle Kage."}, {"text": "Licking Cinnabon icing off of your partner's dick."}, {"text": "Kaizo Mario."}, {"text": "Talking like a pirate."}, {"text": "**Cactus**\nRequire little care and exhibit bizarre forms. As such, they are often mistaken for Survivalists."}, {"text": "Sean Connery."}, {"text": "Vinyl Scratch / DJ Pon-3."}, {"text": "A human-sized hamster ball."}, {"text": "And then it died."}, {"text": "Taking the knot."}, {"text": "The town drunk."}, {"text": "The glory that is BroJohn."}, {"text": "The Star Wars Holiday Special."}, {"text": "Karkat actually topping, for once."}, {"text": "My hot cousin."}, {"text": "Do not connect to this!"}, {"text": "Hussie constantly breaking copyright."}, {"text": "Blaring Gangnam Style on repeat."}, {"text": "Taking a seat with Chris Hansen."}, {"text": "Soviet Russia."}, {"text": "A dead hooker."}, {"text": "**High School Reunions**\nSee also: \"root canal, as fun as ...\"."}, {"text": "Riding the bomb."}, {"text": "**George Washington**\n1732-99, First President of the United States. He chopped down a cherry tree to make false teeth, or something like that ..."}, {"text": "Aplos, or Steve, the Wizard."}, {"text": "Cultural Marxism."}, {"text": "Setting my balls on fire and cartwheeling to Ohio."}, {"text": "**Los Angeles**\nLA LA Land."}, {"text": "Sexy schoolteacher types."}, {"text": "Unfathomable stupidity."}, {"text": "Short Skirts and Explosions."}, {"text": "Pikmen."}, {"text": "Chak looking like Ross Kemp on a good day."}, {"text": "Plan G."}, {"text": "Brought home a new baby bastard for your wife to hate."}, {"text": "Ros, the red-headed whore."}, {"text": "Got it done!"}, {"text": "Pelor."}, {"text": "Athlete's Hand."}, {"text": "Astro Boy."}, {"text": "Tractor Beam."}, {"text": "A bigger, blacker dick."}, {"text": "Over 5,000 flavored condoms."}, {"text": "Not having sex."}, {"text": "Axl Rose."}, {"text": "Deez nuts."}, {"text": "Not contributing to society in any meaningful way."}, {"text": "Dropping stuff and knocking everything over."}, {"text": "*Game of Thrones* spoilers."}, {"text": "Bible Black."}, {"text": "Getting anally violated by a silverback gorilla."}, {"text": "Aaron Burr."}, {"text": "Fursuiters at anime conventions."}, {"text": "A salty surprise."}, {"text": "Chained to the bed and whipped to orgasmic bliss by a leather-clad woman."}, {"text": "**Las Vegas**\nThe first casino opened in Las Vegas in 1946. Las Vegas ... or it that Lost Wages?\"."}, {"text": "Octavia."}, {"text": "Destroying Dick Cheney's last horcrux."}, {"text": "**Reggae Music**\nThis contemporary Caribbean music, originating in Jamaica, remains an influential style of popular music. Ya mon!"}, {"text": "Linkara's cybermat invasion force."}, {"text": "Slaughtering innocent orc children."}, {"text": "A big floppy donkey dick."}, {"text": "**The Vietnam Memorial**\n\"The Wall,\" built in 1982, was designed by 21-year-old architecture student, Maya Lin."}, {"text": "Foreplay."}, {"text": "Strapping hand grenades to your pubes."}, {"text": "Fiduspawn."}, {"text": "**John Glenn**\n1921- , The first U.S. astronaut to orbit the earth in 1962, and a U.S. Senator. Never too old to shoot for the moon!"}, {"text": "**Jimmy Stewart**\n1908-97, America's favorite self-image. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Rear Window, Vertigo, and It's a Wonderful Life, ... and it probably was."}, {"text": "**Israel**\nLocated on the Mediterranean, the state of Israel was reated by a 1948 U.N. mandate."}, {"text": "Ejaculating live bees and the bees are angry."}, {"text": "A supermassive black hole."}, {"text": "Boku no Pico."}, {"text": "The Insane Clown Posse."}, {"text": "**Spilled Milk**\nGot milk? WHOOPS! Apparently not ..."}, {"text": "Ripping a dog in half."}, {"text": "Three big feet of pleasure."}, {"text": "Man-Gobbler, the turkey bestiality movie."}, {"text": "**Boxing**\nAn ancient and honorable sport - not just for boys anymore ..."}, {"text": "Joe Quesada."}, {"text": "**Sport Utility Vehicles**\nNeed new tires?"}, {"text": "Putting the fucking lotion in the basket."}, {"text": "Sexting."}, {"text": "A magical piss forest."}, {"text": "Corn."}, {"text": "BETRAYAL!"}, {"text": "High-stakes mahjong."}, {"text": "Online backups."}, {"text": "Groincobblers."}, {"text": "Ma-Ti being castrated and having his balls shipped to Oancitizen in the mail by Diamanda Hagan."}, {"text": "Yume Nikki."}, {"text": "The ol' reach-around."}, {"text": "Taking someone by the shoulders, throwing them on the bed and riding them like a stallion."}, {"text": "Mild amusement."}, {"text": "A Sonic Screwdriver stuck on the vibrate setting."}, {"text": "Making your husband love you through cunning use of reverse cowgirl."}, {"text": "The blue liquid from tampon commercials."}, {"text": "The jitters you get before a meetup."}, {"text": "Chris Gaines."}, {"text": "Robert Pattinson with Freddy Mercury's moustache and Gilbert."}, {"text": "Evil Ryan."}, {"text": "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."}, {"text": "**Being In Love**\n\"Love's like the measles, all the worse when it comes late.\" -Douglas Jerrold."}, {"text": "Bosnian chicken farmers."}, {"text": "**Midlife Crisis**\n\"Here comes your 19th nervous breakdown ...\" -The Rolling Stone."}, {"text": "**Clint Eastwood**\n1930-, American film actor and director, past mayor of Carmel, California. Has earned fistfuls of dollars."}, {"text": "Welcome Taco."}, {"text": "Beheaded on the steps of the Sept of Baelor."}, {"text": "Using a zip-tie as an impromptu cock-ring."}, {"text": "An old dog full of tumors."}, {"text": "My penis catching fire."}, {"text": "**Milk Duds**\nChocolate and caramel candy balls. Tooth extractions at no extra charge!"}, {"text": "Mods."}, {"text": "Inappropriate yodeling."}, {"text": "Coat hanger abortions."}, {"text": "**Social Security**\nAmerican program designed to provide income and services in the event of retirement, sickness, disability, death or unemployment."}, {"text": "Realizing the Kama Sutra is actually really lame."}, {"text": "A dead Ms. Paint."}, {"text": "The FLQ."}, {"text": "**Family Reunions**\nJust to remind you why you moved away in the first place ..."}, {"text": "**The Little Mermaid**\nThe 1837 story by Hans Christian Anderson or the 1989 animated film by Disney. Guess which made more money?"}, {"text": "Centaur Therapist Jesus."}, {"text": "A great big floppy donkey dick."}, {"text": "Kink shaming."}, {"text": "A bootleg ninja turtle action figure possessed by Satan."}, {"text": "Being an attractive elf trapped in an unattractive human's body."}, {"text": "Bearded dwarven women."}, {"text": "ROCKET BOOTS!"}, {"text": "Hamberger Helper."}, {"text": "**Public Radio**\n\"Good morning . . . . . This morning . . . . . . . . . . . .we have Wolfgang . . . Amadeus Mozart . . . for your listening pleasure . . .\"."}, {"text": "Turning the rivers red with the blood of infidels."}, {"text": "Mary, the anthro mare."}, {"text": "Stephen Hawking talking dirty."}, {"text": "Waluigi."}, {"text": "**X-Ray Vision**\nAvailable to Superman -for emergency use only."}, {"text": "Disco fever."}, {"text": "The Master Race."}, {"text": "Letting everyone down."}, {"text": "iJustine."}, {"text": "Wondering if you made the right decision."}, {"text": "Sticking a chopstick in your pee-hole."}, {"text": "Farting with your armpits."}, {"text": "Kyle's \"unicorns.\"."}, {"text": "Kamen Rider."}, {"text": "Not a single fuck was given."}, {"text": "Ranch dressing."}, {"text": "**Exorcism**\nTo ceremoniously expel an evil spirit."}, {"text": "Plush animals that come to life long enough to drink all your rum."}, {"text": "Morbid obesity."}, {"text": "64 Bit Keys."}, {"text": "Sequelitis."}, {"text": "Vriska Serket."}, {"text": "**Rush Limbaugh**\n1951- , conservative talk-radio personality. Claims to host his radio show with half his brain tied behind his back, just to make it fair."}, {"text": "A much younger woman."}, {"text": "Ugly Mexican Hookers."}, {"text": "Bringing the Hamburglar to Justice."}, {"text": "African children."}, {"text": "Randy Savage."}, {"text": "**India**\nThe world's seventh largest country by area, but the second most populous, with one billion people."}, {"text": "An obscure reference only two people will get."}, {"text": "Identity theft."}, {"text": "Fujoshi."}, {"text": "A joke too funny for women to understand."}, {"text": "Making out and stuff."}, {"text": "Advice from a wise, old black man."}, {"text": "**Neil Simon**\n1927-, American producer, playwright, and screenwriter of The Odd Couple, Biloxi Blues, The Sunshine Boys, California Suite, and many more."}, {"text": "Asking Larry Summers increasingly difficult mathematical questions until Bar and Mat Mitzvahs are considered equally important."}, {"text": "Threat modeling."}, {"text": "Frank \"Doc\" DuFresne."}, {"text": "Driving into a tornado to learn about tornadoes."}, {"text": "Because bitches ain't shit."}, {"text": "**Woodstock**\nThe 1969 love, music and mud festival attended by 400,000. Or, the little yellow bird."}, {"text": "Hagan's dictator tendencies."}, {"text": "Hot female bass players."}, {"text": "Groping strangers on a train."}, {"text": "Four Loko."}, {"text": "An incurable homosexual."}, {"text": "Projectile annoyance."}, {"text": "BETTY FUCKING CROCKER."}, {"text": "Fursuit adventures."}, {"text": "Spraying compressed air with a bittering agent in your face, and subsequently vomiting."}, {"text": "Eating 120 White Castle burgers\u00ae."}, {"text": "HODOR!!"}, {"text": "An ugly face."}, {"text": "Good Ash."}, {"text": "CR."}, {"text": "A tactical backflip."}, {"text": "Y Ruler Of Time."}, {"text": "E Rod's smooth, smooth dance skills."}, {"text": "Golby."}, {"text": "Bajan Canadian's fridge."}, {"text": "Only knowing music from Guitar Hero."}, {"text": "Computational Linguists."}, {"text": "Linkara's 'special' comic books."}, {"text": "A giant robot German suplex."}, {"text": "orkupy waaaghstreet."}, {"text": "Going around punching people."}, {"text": "Duke Nukem Forever."}, {"text": "Sexy pillow fights."}, {"text": "**Atlantis**\nMythological city where the folks had that sinking feeling."}, {"text": "Rainbow Dash."}, {"text": "Your mom."}, {"text": "The Necronomiconexmortis."}, {"text": "The Salkia Island award."}, {"text": "Electronic Frontier Foundation."}, {"text": "ISIS."}, {"text": "A tree."}, {"text": "Real cheese flavor."}, {"text": "John McAfee."}, {"text": "The shitty remains of Taco Bell\u00ae."}, {"text": "Sex."}, {"text": "Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop."}, {"text": "The cliterati."}, {"text": "A nuanced critique."}, {"text": "Swapping bodies with mom for a day."}, {"text": "That one episode of CSI."}, {"text": "The thick, muscular arms of ChaosD1."}, {"text": "A killer corset."}, {"text": "Moe Moe Kyun!"}, {"text": "Lightsaber Fightsaber."}, {"text": "599 US Dollars."}, {"text": "Ask That Guy raped by Ma-Ti live."}, {"text": "A half-naked, fencing JewWario."}, {"text": "A back-alley abortion from a Mexican cyborg doctor."}, {"text": "Rage Quit."}, {"text": "Natural 20."}, {"text": "Lord English's peg leg."}, {"text": "Christopher Walken."}, {"text": "An actual gravy train."}, {"text": "Kate's Mario Party skills."}, {"text": "Route 29."}, {"text": "Doing a dig-down."}, {"text": "An acid rain shower on Skaro."}, {"text": "A doppelganger in black leather with a sword."}, {"text": "Saya no Uta."}, {"text": "Barbara Dunkelman."}, {"text": "Sex with vegetables."}, {"text": "The hideousness that is Raxacoricofallapatorious."}, {"text": "Cave Story."}, {"text": "Natural male enhancement."}, {"text": "Henry Goto."}, {"text": "Me wearing a penguin suit."}, {"text": "Cockulous Maximus, tremendous tallywacker of Tripoli."}, {"text": "No pants."}, {"text": "**John F. Kennedy**\n1917-63, 35th president of the US. \"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.\"."}, {"text": "Luceti."}, {"text": "Geoff Lazer Ramsey."}, {"text": "The Chilled Knife."}, {"text": "Pretending to have the hiccups."}, {"text": "Gandhi."}, {"text": "A cat trying to stick its nose up your asshole."}, {"text": "BORK."}, {"text": "No males, no herms, no cuntboys, no shemales, no trannys, no furries, no aliens, no vampires, and no werewolves. ONLY STRAIGHT OR BI HUMAN FEMALES."}, {"text": "Honk! Honk!"}, {"text": "Poorly written Star Wars\u00ae fan fiction."}, {"text": "Double ROT13."}, {"text": "Grimdark."}, {"text": "Romantic cancer."}, {"text": "The Boxcar Children."}, {"text": "Making the baby Jesus cry."}, {"text": "Climbed the wrong wall at the wrong time."}, {"text": "Bong hits for Jesus."}, {"text": "Pepper spray."}, {"text": "A shitload of yen."}, {"text": "**Watermelons**\nPardeeville, WI - home of the Watermelon Seed-Spitting & Speed-Eating Championship. The record is 2.5 lbs. of melon eaten in 3.5 seconds."}, {"text": "Floppy Disk."}, {"text": "The new Radiohead album."}, {"text": "A victim."}, {"text": "Derpy Hooves."}, {"text": "Shameful childhood memories of envying the wheelchair girl who got all the attention."}, {"text": "Drinking Beyonc\u00e9's DivaCup and becoming immortal."}, {"text": "The body of a 46-year-old man."}, {"text": "Antidepressants."}, {"text": "Andrew Hussie."}, {"text": "Catching 'em all."}, {"text": "Forcing someone to watch every episode of Dragon Ball GT."}, {"text": "A sexy senior citizen."}, {"text": "Peanut Butter and Baby sandwiches."}, {"text": "A small creature being stuffed in a smelly boot."}, {"text": "Wondering where that rash came from."}, {"text": "Being beaten to a bloody pulp by a middle school student."}, {"text": "Horrifying laser hair removal accidents."}, {"text": "My Spankerchief."}, {"text": "A sexually aggressive koala."}, {"text": "Cyber Punk."}, {"text": "Getting a blowjob in a theater."}, {"text": "Twilacorn Autism."}, {"text": "**The Dallas Cowboys**\nNational Football League team known for their cheerleaders and their performance, both on and off the field."}, {"text": "Minimum wage."}, {"text": "A terrified fat child who won't come out of the bushes."}, {"text": "Having sex with a man and then eating his head."}, {"text": "Titty sprinkles."}, {"text": "A gnawing sense of dread."}, {"text": "Ending an episode on \"Heil Hitler!\"."}, {"text": "All my friends dying."}, {"text": "Nun fuckery."}, {"text": "Beating it on camera."}, {"text": "It's just a bunch of ones and zeros."}, {"text": "CR's collection of My Little Pony pins."}, {"text": "Rocket. To the moon."}, {"text": "Anything with a hole."}, {"text": "Forgetting which set of fursuit paws you use for handjobs."}, {"text": "Watching FLCL while tripping on acid."}, {"text": "Shitting into someone's hat for revenge."}, {"text": "Level 8 Portal."}, {"text": "Rapping samurai."}, {"text": "Used panty vending machines."}, {"text": "A smaller, whiter dick."}, {"text": "Cards Against Humanity."}, {"text": "Devil May Cry."}, {"text": "**Garrison Keillor**\n1942- , American author and radio star. He shares the Midwest perspective with 2.6 million listeners each week on A Prairie Home Companion."}, {"text": "wgar."}, {"text": "Mario brutally murdering Sonic."}, {"text": "People who can't take a joke. Seriously."}, {"text": "A penis approximately the size and shape of a Guinness can."}, {"text": "The creative use of a pool noodle."}, {"text": "Applying your obscure, unrealistic fetishes to 90's cartoon characters."}, {"text": "Vectron's kindly claw."}, {"text": "JSmith's salty nuts."}, {"text": "All the boys staring at your chest."}, {"text": "Looking up where someone lives because they posted something you didn't like on the internet."}, {"text": "Fapping to Billie Piper portraying a callgirl."}, {"text": "Pelistorm."}, {"text": "**Recycling**\nMore than one million tons of aluminum are NOT recycled each year. Where do you throw your cans?"}, {"text": "Discedo."}, {"text": "The Frienderman."}, {"text": "A wet paper towel."}, {"text": "Literally spanking a monkey."}, {"text": "Apocalypse Zero."}, {"text": "No clothes on, penis in vagina."}, {"text": "Rape culture."}, {"text": "Constantly breaking Hussie's copyright."}, {"text": "Passive-aggressive editing."}, {"text": "Too rad to be cis."}, {"text": "A gentle caress of the inner thigh."}, {"text": "Boris the Soviet Love Hammer."}, {"text": "**Paying Taxes**\nDeath or Taxes? Do we have to choose right away?"}, {"text": "Nash."}, {"text": "Burying my only son."}, {"text": "Sobbing uncontrollably while reading fanfiction."}, {"text": "The fabled Mongolian Death Worm."}, {"text": "Monoray."}, {"text": "Shit happens."}, {"text": "The complex geopolitical quagmire that is the Middle East."}, {"text": "Giving up and building a house."}, {"text": "**Friction**\nResistance to the motion of a body in contact with another body ... any body will do."}, {"text": "**Princess Di**\n1962-97, beloved English Princess who died in an auto crash. \"Good-bye England's Rose ...\" -Elton John."}, {"text": "Stealing Tavros's wheelchair."}, {"text": "Bullets."}, {"text": "**Beethoven**\n1770-1827, German composer, considered one of the greatest of the western world."}, {"text": "The all-seeing Eye of Sauron."}, {"text": "Seven tubs of ass wax."}, {"text": "Quiznos\u00ae."}, {"text": "The Rap Critic."}, {"text": "Found enough wolf cubs for all the children."}, {"text": "September 11th."}, {"text": "Tyrone the Monk."}, {"text": "Explaining complicated plot with lots of naked women around."}, {"text": "Vodka spiked with GHB."}, {"text": "My genitals."}, {"text": "Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers."}, {"text": "Wolfieshy."}, {"text": "Twilacorn."}, {"text": "Flighty broads."}, {"text": "Literally going to Hell."}, {"text": "**Wimbledon**\nStrawberries ... cream ... temper tantrums ..."}, {"text": "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere."}, {"text": "A Maka Chop."}, {"text": "Immaculate conception."}, {"text": "Because they'd like it."}, {"text": "The Cakes."}, {"text": "Mister Dude, Sir Brah, Dood Dude, Vitamin D, Dude Esquire."}, {"text": "Pok\u00e9mon TCG."}, {"text": "**Tibet**\nMountainous region of China and religious enclave for a form of Buddhism called Lamaism. Known as the roof of the world."}, {"text": "Jon's soulful singing."}, {"text": "DeviantArt."}, {"text": "My badass numchucks."}, {"text": "Grave robbing."}, {"text": "An elevator party."}, {"text": "**Money**\n\"The best things in life are free/ But you can give them to the birds and bees/ Just give me money ...\" -Bradford and Gordy."}, {"text": "Edward Snowden."}, {"text": "RWBY."}, {"text": "**Casinos**\nSlots and slots of fun."}, {"text": "A bunny girl having a lightsaber duel with Darth Vader."}, {"text": "**Elvis Presley**\n1935-77, American singer and actor and the king of rock-and-roll. His death left the music world all shook up."}, {"text": "No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny."}, {"text": "Krazy Mike doing a backflip, throwing a talking nut, and chanting \"Hello!\"."}, {"text": "Authentic Mexican cuisine."}, {"text": "Winking at waitresses."}, {"text": "Having a giant drill for a dick."}, {"text": "Brimstone."}, {"text": "Dwight Schrute."}, {"text": "The Fanta\u00ae girls."}, {"text": "Kitty Cat Dance Party."}, {"text": "GOATS."}, {"text": "Dropping dead in a Sbarro's bathroom and not being found for 72 hours."}, {"text": "Robots with tits."}, {"text": "Needing to lei down."}, {"text": "A vampire ninja."}, {"text": "Another doughnut! With extra sprinkles!"}, {"text": "Selling your sister to Dothraki nomads."}, {"text": "Suggestively eating a banana at the sight of David Bowie."}, {"text": "**Hand Grenades**\nClose only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades!"}, {"text": "Rainbow Crash."}, {"text": "Groinal Exploder."}, {"text": "Separate drinking fountains for dark elves."}, {"text": "The oceans rising to reclaim the land."}, {"text": "Dryhumping."}, {"text": "Weaponized ebola."}, {"text": "Gay."}, {"text": "Paying $1,475 for a bath sponge."}, {"text": "The King in Yellow."}, {"text": "Dissociated mechanics."}, {"text": "**Daytime TV**\nSoap operas, game shows, talk shows and reruns ... is this a great country or what?"}, {"text": "Becoming so rich that you shed your body and turn to vapor."}, {"text": "Sending strange things through the mail."}, {"text": "Terezi Pyrope."}, {"text": "Robot Anne Robinson."}, {"text": "The taste of human flesh."}, {"text": "A fat middle-aged man in a Sailor Moon costume."}, {"text": "Frottage."}, {"text": "Zodion."}, {"text": "Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate."}, {"text": "**Salsa Dancing**\nPopular form of Latin American dance. A little jazz, a little blues, a touch of rock and lots of heat."}, {"text": "That thing politicians do with their thumbs when they talk."}, {"text": "Buckbeak."}, {"text": "Pistol-whipping a hostage."}, {"text": "Super yoga."}, {"text": "Decanter of endless water rocket."}, {"text": "Tweeting Cory Booker about that guy walking behind you."}, {"text": "A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer slide."}, {"text": "A fear-boner."}, {"text": "An extremely horny Granny Smith."}, {"text": "FUCK YOU."}, {"text": "Self-replicating fudge."}, {"text": "Demi Moore's bush."}, {"text": "**Saturday Cartoons**\nGet your blanket, a bowl of cereal and snuggle in for three hours of commercials."}, {"text": "FOR THE EMPRAH."}, {"text": "Panty raids."}, {"text": "MAGfest."}, {"text": "Permanent Polaroid invincibility."}, {"text": "Michelle Obama's arms."}, {"text": "No Reason."}, {"text": "Mad Bull 34."}, {"text": "A homoerotic subplot."}, {"text": "**Confucius**\nc. 551-479 BC, K'ung Fu-Tzu, Chinese philosopher and one of the most influential figures in Chinese history."}, {"text": "Bad K-on! fanart."}, {"text": "Skeletor."}, {"text": "ICANN."}, {"text": "Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR."}, {"text": "Meeting the weekly cunnilingus quota."}, {"text": "BEARS!"}, {"text": "Cupcakes."}, {"text": "Spontaneous pie fights."}, {"text": "Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate."}, {"text": "**Toes**\n\"This little piggy went to market ...\"."}, {"text": "Clicking shit."}, {"text": "Reptilians."}, {"text": "Getting a dog."}, {"text": "The human body."}, {"text": "Half-assed foreplay."}, {"text": "Stupid damage."}, {"text": "Social justice warriors."}, {"text": "Sinister laughter."}, {"text": "Taking things too literally."}, {"text": "Spelljammer."}, {"text": "Sample prompts."}, {"text": "Eggs."}, {"text": "Shitposting."}, {"text": "Lechuga."}, {"text": "Tumblr spoilers."}, {"text": "Bringing millions of dangerous low-paying manufacturing jobs back to America."}, {"text": "Facepalm."}, {"text": "**Forest Fires**\n\"Only YOU can prevent forest fires.\" The heat is on!"}, {"text": "Porrim's condom stash."}, {"text": "Everything."}, {"text": "Mr. Tinycheeks."}, {"text": "Natalie Portman."}, {"text": "A bunch of snot-nosed, know-it-all twentysomethings."}, {"text": "A zesty breakfast burrito."}, {"text": "Vic Micderpaderp."}, {"text": "**Power Tools**\n\"More power! More power! Argh! Argh!\" -Tim, the Tool Man, Taylor, \"Home Improvement\"."}, {"text": "Playing TGWTG Cards Against Humanity at stupid o'clock."}, {"text": "Triggers."}, {"text": "Gubbins."}, {"text": "Accidentally sexting your mom."}, {"text": "The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey."}, {"text": "Punching a man so hard his clothes fly off."}, {"text": "A squid orgy."}, {"text": "Harmony Korine."}, {"text": "New Age music."}, {"text": "Samba-dancing dinosaurs."}, {"text": "Anonymous Soporifics Support."}, {"text": "Making a sandwich."}, {"text": "A misguided Tumblr activism campaign."}, {"text": "Going vegetarian and feeling so great all the time."}, {"text": "Doubling up on sports bras."}, {"text": "Justin Bieber."}, {"text": "Grand Theft Auto: Fort Lauderdale."}, {"text": "Deflowering the princess."}, {"text": "The violation of our most basic human rights."}, {"text": "Really, really liking Disney's Robin Hood."}, {"text": "A bizarre love octagon."}, {"text": "Eldrad."}, {"text": "A legion of spiders."}, {"text": "**Cocaine**\nAlkaloid obtained from leaves of the coca plant and used as a local anesthetic and abused as a drug."}, {"text": "Wiimote."}, {"text": "Checking your privledge."}, {"text": "A beautiful little moment."}, {"text": "Having hot pony sex with Bloomberg."}, {"text": "Todd in the Shadows."}, {"text": "Dung pies."}, {"text": "More 502 errors, christ."}, {"text": "Tickle-fight-induced vomiting."}, {"text": "Selling out."}, {"text": "Cthulhu."}, {"text": "Rainbow cumdrops."}, {"text": "The clown that followed me home from the grocery store."}, {"text": "Total Party Kill."}, {"text": "Cosplay sex."}, {"text": "A novelty slot machine."}, {"text": "My Little Dashie, even though it's a piece of shit."}, {"text": "The tiger that killed my father."}, {"text": "Smegma."}, {"text": "Asura."}, {"text": "Inoue Kikoku, 17-years old."}, {"text": "**Republicans**\nA U.S. political party symbolized by an elephant ... and don't forget it!"}, {"text": "The secret to truly resilient hair."}, {"text": "Nintendo."}, {"text": "Two knots."}, {"text": "An awkward slash fic between The Nostalgia Critic and The Angry Video Game Nerd."}, {"text": "**My Neighborhood**\n\"Please, won't you be my neighbor?\" -Fred Rogers."}, {"text": "Geno."}, {"text": "Oxytocin release via manual stimulation of the nipples."}, {"text": "Stolen laptops."}, {"text": "Harry Mason."}, {"text": "Preteens."}, {"text": "Marzkara fanfiction."}, {"text": "The NES."}, {"text": "The Northernlion Story."}, {"text": "Tyrion Lannister, 'The Imp'."}, {"text": "A beard longer than 12 inches."}, {"text": "Eridan's lowwer half."}, {"text": "Like you, but not rogue-like you."}, {"text": "The hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago."}, {"text": "The sneaking suspicion that having sex with a theriomorph is actually bestiality."}, {"text": "Faygo."}, {"text": "Don Draper."}, {"text": "Broccoli trees."}, {"text": "**Georgia O'Keeffe**\n1887-1986, American abstract painter known for her still life compositions. Her skull paintings prove that beauty is more than skin deep."}, {"text": "The Royal Canadian Mounted Police."}, {"text": "Two midgets shitting into a box."}, {"text": "Not since the accident."}, {"text": "Dirty Mad Libs."}, {"text": "Rape fantasies."}, {"text": "A fan artist."}, {"text": "A Hello Kitty! vibrator."}, {"text": "A little bitch."}, {"text": "Shounen retards."}, {"text": "**Diamonds**\nThe hard fact: they are just highly refractive crystalline allotropes."}, {"text": "Butt meat."}, {"text": "Participating."}, {"text": "**The JFK Assassination**\nNovember 22, 1963. The funeral of President Kennedy was watched on television by millions around the world."}, {"text": "Dennis Rodman, professional diplomat."}, {"text": "Pubic hair needle attack."}, {"text": "Hello Kitty! pregnancy doujins."}, {"text": "Daddy issues."}, {"text": "Obscurus Lupa."}, {"text": "Discovering monster porn."}, {"text": "Rocky Dennis and John Merrick's lovechild."}, {"text": "Kirby."}, {"text": "Samuel L. Jackson."}, {"text": "**Chain Letters**\nSend this game to ten of your friends and good luck will follow. Honest!"}, {"text": "That jackass Aegis Shield."}, {"text": "**Scavenger Hunt**\nOK kids, here's your list: a marshmallow, a safety pin, a red rubber band, and a moon rock. Go find 'em!"}, {"text": "Poison Joke."}, {"text": "Fuckweasel."}, {"text": "A big wet pink laser sword."}, {"text": "Make-up sex."}, {"text": "Anime News Network."}, {"text": "Ryan Haywood."}, {"text": "Getting high with mom."}, {"text": "Trouser snakes."}, {"text": "**Teachers**\nIf you can play this game, thank a teacher."}, {"text": "X-Ray and Vav."}, {"text": "Log\u2122."}, {"text": "Corporate Commander."}, {"text": "'I Survived Ada Camp' Challenge Coin."}, {"text": "There's talks at DEF CON?"}, {"text": "GaLm's sunglasses."}, {"text": "**Underwear**\n\"Let's keep this brief.\"."}, {"text": "Film Renegado creaming himself over Pacific Rim."}, {"text": "Unleashing the vixen within."}, {"text": "Sunny D! Alright!"}, {"text": "A leopard print fundoshi."}, {"text": "Russian super-tuberculosis."}, {"text": "A starsip powered by orgasms."}, {"text": "Team Neighborhood Watch."}, {"text": "Mister Mosquito."}, {"text": "Chance Time."}, {"text": "Finished it last week!"}, {"text": "Kung Tai Ted."}, {"text": "Hussie constantly breaking copyright and then telling his fans to not break his copyright."}, {"text": "Whispering all sexy."}, {"text": "Penn and Teller."}, {"text": "**Ear Wax**\nA waxy, yellowish substance that protects the ear from dust, bacteria, and from hearing things you don't want to hear."}, {"text": "Being sexually attracted to children."}, {"text": "**Homeless Shelters**\nIn the United States, nearly three-quarters of the help for the homeless comes from the private sector, mostly from church soup kitchens."}, {"text": "An Olive Ewe."}, {"text": "Clams."}, {"text": "Straight blazin' 24/7."}, {"text": "You cactus bastard!"}, {"text": "Guro."}, {"text": "Whatever the hell the Utena movie was about."}, {"text": "The World Docking Champion."}, {"text": "Going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship."}, {"text": "Spontaneous human combustion."}, {"text": "Very Serious Island."}, {"text": "Pirating games because you hate the government."}, {"text": "Making the penises kiss."}, {"text": "Chopstick-based martial arts."}, {"text": "Commissar Fuklaw."}, {"text": "Pancake bitches."}, {"text": "Bathing the homeless."}, {"text": "Stallions with cunts."}, {"text": "Oral knotting."}, {"text": "When \"blowing ten bucks\" makes you think of a long night with a bunch of deer."}, {"text": "Really letting yourself go."}, {"text": "Vegeta's sweet goatee."}, {"text": "A bong rip so massive it restores justice to the kingdom."}, {"text": "**Ghosts**\nNonmaterial embodiments or the essence of organisms (mostly human beings). Quite spirited."}, {"text": "The brown note."}, {"text": "3.7 billion years of evolution."}, {"text": "**Televangelists**\nNot to be confused with Teletubbies."}, {"text": "Wood for sheep."}, {"text": "A Category 5 assnado."}, {"text": "Changed."}, {"text": "A kid in a gas mask asking if you are his mummy."}, {"text": "Teen pregnancy."}, {"text": "Species stereotypes."}, {"text": "A speeding NERF dart to the junk."}, {"text": "Jews."}, {"text": "Daniel Benoit."}, {"text": "HELLO FURRIEND, HOWL ARE YOU DOING."}, {"text": "Blowing a child's head off with a rocket launcher."}, {"text": "Vejazzled vagina."}, {"text": "**Vacations**\n\"Vacation, all I ever wanted, Vacation, had to get away ...\" -Go-Go's."}, {"text": "Female DM."}, {"text": "**The National Enquirer**\nAmerican tabloid newspaper. Inquiring minds want to know ... Why the heck does this thing sell?"}, {"text": "A visually arresting turtleneck."}, {"text": "**Alien Abductions**\nThere was a blinding light -and she was gone!"}, {"text": "Lovingly rendered dragon anus."}, {"text": "A mysterious, floating orb."}, {"text": "Acidic breast milk."}, {"text": "Oinkbane The Wereboar Assassin."}, {"text": "**Electricity**\nThe repulsive or attractive force between two stationary bodies. No problem unless one of those bodies is yours."}, {"text": "Tufted ears."}, {"text": "The Chinless Wonder."}, {"text": "An older man."}, {"text": "Smoking 1,000 cigarettes, just so you can sound like a Dalek when you talk."}, {"text": "The harsh light of day."}, {"text": "Lady Gaga."}, {"text": "Slow seductive tentacle rape."}, {"text": "Juvijuvibro."}, {"text": "Toilet paper."}, {"text": "Surprise blowjobs."}, {"text": "Wild Tiger's Hundred Power."}, {"text": "Getting minged up your quelch."}, {"text": "SCIENCE WAND!"}, {"text": "**My 16th Birthday**\nDad, can I have the keys to the car, please?"}, {"text": "**A School Cafeteria**\nFood fight!."}, {"text": "Capitan Falcon."}, {"text": "Lenore."}, {"text": "Being the only woman at the office-mandated sexual harassment training."}, {"text": "**Speeding Tickets**\n\"No, officer, I don't have any idea how fast I was going.\"."}, {"text": "Frozen Heart Ashe."}, {"text": "FATE."}, {"text": "Unsheathing my massive horse cock."}, {"text": "The Grand Galloping Gala."}, {"text": "The token lesbian."}, {"text": "Twilight's Library."}, {"text": "Swishing the wine around and sniffing it like a big fancy man."}, {"text": "Coding while listening to whale songs."}, {"text": "Old Man Henderson."}, {"text": "A sweaty, panting leather daddy."}, {"text": "The Duck Hunt dog."}, {"text": "Finding Autons oddly attractive."}, {"text": "Nazi super science."}, {"text": "Carlos Maraka."}, {"text": "**Swiss Cheese**\nGuess it comes from holey cows ..."}, {"text": "Production I.G."}, {"text": "A corgi wearing a sailor moon outfit."}, {"text": "Gayle from HR."}, {"text": "Tubemonster."}, {"text": "A woman's right to choose."}, {"text": "Ferngully."}, {"text": "Kevin Bacon Bits."}, {"text": "**Giant Squid**\nGoing fishing for giant squid? Nautilus I have to ..."}, {"text": "Luke."}, {"text": "The entire cast of School Days."}, {"text": "Being compared to a Cathy Cartoon on Metafilter."}, {"text": "Julian Assange."}, {"text": "**Wall Street**\nThe financial center of the United States. See also: roller coaster."}, {"text": "Hagan's make up artist."}, {"text": "Pretending you were just kidding."}, {"text": "Reading fan fiction on a live stream."}, {"text": "Whatever the fuck I was just talking about."}, {"text": "**Rain**\n\"When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads; they might as well be dead.\" -The Beatles."}, {"text": "Amputees."}, {"text": "A Togepi omelet."}, {"text": "Nunchuck moves."}, {"text": "A robot bird."}, {"text": "Making 77 cents on the dollar (unless you're Latina)."}, {"text": "Wedding crashers passing out Ecstasy to your elderly relatives."}, {"text": "Dark Magicks."}, {"text": "Dan Kaminsky."}, {"text": "**Chameleons**\nThe chameleon is a lizard that changes color when frightened -or is that a politician?"}, {"text": "Monkeys throwing shit."}, {"text": "Balticon!"}, {"text": "The RDA IRC channel."}, {"text": "Pretending youtube let's playing is a real job."}, {"text": "Elf tears."}, {"text": "The ghost of Marlon Brando."}, {"text": "Cheese pizza."}, {"text": "Pulling down panties with your teeth."}, {"text": "Your significant other coming home and finding you in full grey cosplay."}, {"text": "It being too late to stop having sex with a horse."}, {"text": "Mituna Captor."}, {"text": "The Demoman (who takes skill)."}, {"text": "Snowdicking."}, {"text": "Dead babies."}, {"text": "All of this blood."}, {"text": "Emma Watson, Emma Stone, EMMA THOMPSON BITCHES."}, {"text": "A REALLY cool cape and tights."}, {"text": "Mom's pad."}, {"text": "**State Fair**\nAw, gee whiz, a blue ribbon for Bessie!"}, {"text": "Andy the bomb."}, {"text": "Haters gonna hate."}, {"text": "RoboCop."}, {"text": "Vomiting mid-blowjob."}, {"text": "A whale's blowhole."}, {"text": "Squats."}, {"text": "Sweetie Belle's virgin marshmallow pussy."}, {"text": "Getting DPed by the Property Brothers on a custom granite countertop."}, {"text": "Game Grumps remixes."}, {"text": "Getting tired of being on top."}, {"text": "Cards Against Alternia."}, {"text": "Ejaculating into an insulin pump."}, {"text": "Ohmwrecker."}, {"text": "A dollop of sour cream."}, {"text": "Using CPR to treat a bullet wound to the head."}, {"text": "Inconceivable!!"}, {"text": "Eridan's empty quadrants."}, {"text": "A *really* bad yeast infection."}, {"text": "Two Best Friends."}, {"text": "Puzzle platformers with rogue-like elements."}, {"text": "Up in the air like a George Clooney movie."}, {"text": "The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn."}, {"text": "A tragic Christmas hang-gliding accident."}, {"text": "The saga of Krazy Mike."}, {"text": "Rose and Kanaya snuggling."}, {"text": "Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time."}, {"text": "Your creepy uncle with the wandering hands."}, {"text": "Paul and Storm."}, {"text": "**Spit**\nLadies and gentlemen, straight from the Salivary Glands ..."}, {"text": "The Gay Yiffy Club."}, {"text": "Japan Time."}, {"text": "Almost giving money to a homeless person."}, {"text": "Shitty swords."}, {"text": "nogames."}, {"text": "Joshua-the embodiment of male self loathing."}, {"text": "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt."}, {"text": "Call of Cthulhu."}, {"text": "MOON MOON."}, {"text": "Johannes Krauser II."}, {"text": "Saving the Rainforest Cafe."}, {"text": "...Metal Gear?!"}, {"text": "Alice in Sexland."}, {"text": "**Hiccups**\nHow do you, hic, get em? How do you, hic, get rid of \"em?"}, {"text": "TAB."}, {"text": "Luke Skywalker making out with his sister, Leia."}, {"text": "Readying my torch for burnination."}, {"text": "Mega64."}, {"text": "The life-sized Gundam statue."}, {"text": "A shrubbery!"}, {"text": "My sex dungeon."}, {"text": "Equius's copy of \"Fifty Shades of Neigh.\"."}, {"text": "Leaving little love notes around the house."}, {"text": "Pony-Griffon marriage."}, {"text": "Jace:the Wallet Sculptor."}, {"text": "A cage fight with Nicolas Cage."}, {"text": "Auto-erotic asphyxiation."}, {"text": "**Mold**\nFuzzy growth produced on organic matter by several types of fungi. Particularly attracted to students' refrigerators."}, {"text": "Norio Wakamoto."}, {"text": "Horse meat."}, {"text": "Catching a live salmon in your mouth."}, {"text": "Being a motherfucking box."}, {"text": "Flamboyantly gay William Shakespeare."}, {"text": "The whizzard."}, {"text": "Flightless birds."}, {"text": "Underboob swet like rancid milk."}, {"text": "Sphincter Bleaching."}, {"text": "sweet bro and hell jeff."}, {"text": "Geese."}, {"text": "The happiest man on Earth."}, {"text": "**My Personality**\n\"I'm good enough, smart enough and, gosh darn it, people like me.\" -Stewart Smalley played by Al Franken."}, {"text": "**Parenting**\nThe process of discovering you are becoming just like YOUR parents."}, {"text": "FelixDawn."}, {"text": "Passive-agression."}, {"text": "Ryuka."}, {"text": "A gay cave. A gayve."}, {"text": "Samus Aran."}, {"text": "Tits on your hand."}, {"text": "FOUR HOURS?!"}, {"text": "Jack Thompson."}, {"text": "Internet porn analysis paralysis."}, {"text": "The walk of shame."}, {"text": "The Longbox of the Damned."}, {"text": "Rouge's gross bat face."}, {"text": "Suzy the Goose."}, {"text": "My testicles."}, {"text": "Umbreon."}, {"text": "A sobering quantity of chili cheese fries."}, {"text": "Finger nigiri."}, {"text": "Altair 8800."}, {"text": "Papa BrownMan."}, {"text": "The age of consent."}, {"text": "Running out of things to talk about."}, {"text": "PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!"}, {"text": "Medieval Times\u00ae Dinner & Tournament."}, {"text": "Running during the credits."}, {"text": "Lacinias."}, {"text": "Consensual, nonreproductive incest."}, {"text": "What Jesus would do."}, {"text": "Caressing a man's hairy chest."}, {"text": "A bucket of fish heads."}, {"text": "Ennui."}, {"text": "A bunch of idiots playing a card game instead of interacting like normal humans."}, {"text": "Garglebutts."}, {"text": "Birdy the Mighty."}, {"text": "Chakats."}, {"text": "Gilbert Gotfried."}, {"text": "**Large Mouth Bass**\nOh, please, let it not sing ..."}, {"text": "Each other."}, {"text": "Renne."}, {"text": "**Niagara Falls**\nNiagara Falls was formed about 12,000 years ago, when glaciers retreated north, and honeymooners approached from the south."}, {"text": "HIPPOS!"}, {"text": "Tickling someone until they almost piss themself."}, {"text": "A simultaneous nightmare and wet dream starring Sigourney Weaver."}, {"text": "Neck beard."}, {"text": "A woman scorned."}, {"text": "Blackula."}, {"text": "An All White Jury."}, {"text": "A beef swarm."}, {"text": "Tongue."}, {"text": "Twincest."}, {"text": "Special snowflakes."}, {"text": "**Hiroshima**\n1945 - \"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds\" - J. Robert Oppenheimer, on the detonation of the first atmoic bomb."}, {"text": "The graveyard shift at 7-Eleven\u00ae."}, {"text": "Fyodor."}, {"text": "The wedding-industrial complex."}, {"text": "Putting more black people in jail."}, {"text": "**Oil Spills**\nThe American oil tanker, Exxon Valdez, went aground in Prince William Sound, Alaska, Mar. 24, 1989. Slick Move."}, {"text": "Motherfucking cupcakes."}, {"text": "Yahtzee."}, {"text": "**My Refrigerator**\nIt's a science experiment!"}, {"text": "Albert Einstein but if he had a huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock."}, {"text": "A hand-crocheted Diva Cup case from Etsy."}, {"text": "The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now."}, {"text": "Paws."}, {"text": "Velociraptor."}, {"text": "Ponycunt."}, {"text": "A street cleaning simulator."}, {"text": "A hamster with a throbbing erection."}, {"text": "Grandpa's ashes."}, {"text": "A genderswapped vampire AU Cloud Strife."}, {"text": "Cockvore."}, {"text": "Literally drinking bottled fangirl tears."}, {"text": "Jon/Arin slash fiction."}, {"text": "A dead meme."}, {"text": "Fluttershy."}, {"text": "**Meat Cleavers**\nNo relation to Ward, June, or the Beaver ..."}, {"text": "(I glances.)."}, {"text": "Saying goodbye to Exodia."}, {"text": "Daddy's credit card."}, {"text": "Gay marriage."}, {"text": "Seized the Iron Throne by any means necessary."}, {"text": "David Tennant."}, {"text": "Stupid fucking Kululu."}, {"text": "Loading from a previous save."}, {"text": "**Atomic Bombs**\nThe Italian physicist Enrico Fermi succeeded in producing the first nuclear chain reaction in 1942, at the University of Chicago."}, {"text": "Three months in the hole."}, {"text": "A clone army."}, {"text": "Making up for 10 years of shitty parenting with a PlayStation."}, {"text": "A giant go-fuck-yourself spider."}, {"text": "tfw no qt gf."}, {"text": "**A Flat Tire**\n\"Whaddya mean, there's no spare?\"."}, {"text": "Wearing your IUD into an MRI."}, {"text": "Die in a fire."}, {"text": "Holly."}, {"text": "Topping from the bottom."}, {"text": "Fluttershy's secret stash."}, {"text": "Toilet displacement."}, {"text": "Gargling noises."}, {"text": "Hunting down every single copy of Ninja Resurrection and setting them on fire."}, {"text": "Gav & Bob."}, {"text": "Toni Morrison's vagina."}, {"text": "PMS-ing at the altar."}, {"text": "Tentabulge headcanons."}, {"text": "A solid five-year plan."}, {"text": "Getting Jeremy Irons to do your dialogue."}, {"text": "Con funk."}, {"text": "Kirby."}, {"text": "Lots and lots of abortions."}, {"text": "Can Town."}, {"text": "Nash, making \"vroom vroom\" noises."}, {"text": "Dropbears."}, {"text": "Just a sniff."}, {"text": "Cod Palace."}, {"text": "Feferi Peixes."}, {"text": "Coming on Milhouse."}, {"text": "Gently stroking the horn."}, {"text": "/vg/."}, {"text": "Orgy."}, {"text": "A prolapse."}, {"text": "Buying GW paints and primer."}, {"text": "A laser horse."}, {"text": "Brina Palencia as an angsty teenage boy, Monica Rial as his bratty little sister, and Shelley Calene-Black as their hot mom."}, {"text": "RubberRoss."}, {"text": "Non-consensual sex with Zaush."}, {"text": "**Oral Surgery**\nYou said a mouthful."}, {"text": "Doing a double barrel roll and immediately running someone over."}, {"text": "Dump cards."}, {"text": "Felica Day."}, {"text": "Nigerian scammers."}, {"text": "Valvrape the Dominator."}, {"text": "AIDS."}, {"text": "Getting in a fistfight with an earthquake."}, {"text": "Poopsicles."}, {"text": "An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea."}, {"text": "Mistakenly hitting on a *League of Legends* statue."}, {"text": "The smell of glitter and lost dreams."}, {"text": "Leftist Propaganda."}, {"text": "Stepping on a god damn friggin' LEGO."}, {"text": "Becoming the President of the United States."}, {"text": "The hole in my chest where my heart used to be."}, {"text": "The MacGuffin."}, {"text": "**Bart Simpson**\nFictional animated character. Don't have a cow, man!\"."}, {"text": "A blurry picture."}, {"text": "Reserving a popular character and never apping."}, {"text": "Game balance."}, {"text": "The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges."}, {"text": "**Flipper**\nAmerican television dolphin of the 1960's ... like Lassie, only wetter."}, {"text": "**Bottled Water**\nHow much are you willing to pay for something you can get for free?"}, {"text": "Mormons."}, {"text": "Putting the cats in the pre-nup."}, {"text": "A brain tumor."}, {"text": "Crawdaddy."}, {"text": "Jerking off to a 10-second RealMedia clip."}, {"text": "Forgetting to breathe and then dying."}, {"text": "Eating ass."}, {"text": "Heartwarming orphans."}, {"text": "Plush Rump Magazine."}, {"text": "Nessie."}, {"text": "A middle-aged man on roller skates."}, {"text": "Boob plate armor."}, {"text": "Protective custody."}, {"text": "Mexican Spider-Man."}, {"text": "A Machinima contract."}, {"text": "Masa! <3."}, {"text": "Kanaya Maryam."}, {"text": "The asshole sitting to my right."}, {"text": "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog."}, {"text": "Morgan Freeman's voice."}, {"text": "Droopums."}, {"text": "Conan the Librarian."}, {"text": "A toxic family environment."}, {"text": "**Electric Eels**\nSlippery and slimy snakelike fishes that emit electrical charges. The shocking truth!"}, {"text": "Insisting that Jesus is technically a zombie."}, {"text": "Sonny Strait's manly parts."}, {"text": "Panda sex."}, {"text": "Linkara's fangirl support group."}, {"text": "George Costanza."}, {"text": "One Direction."}, {"text": "Sponge baths."}, {"text": "An angry little man."}, {"text": "The Adventures of Horsemeat and the Placenta #1."}, {"text": "Clown college."}, {"text": "**William Shakespeare**\n1564-1616, The English poet and playwright. And all the world IS a stage ..."}, {"text": "**Creamed Corn**\nEat it, it's good for you."}, {"text": "Praying and reading the Bible."}, {"text": "A giant squid in a wedding gown."}, {"text": "Nerdy kids in Speedos."}, {"text": "Mitt Romney doing a burlesque routine in a giant champagne glass."}, {"text": "Mining for nose gold."}, {"text": "A DMCA takedown notice."}, {"text": "A legitimate reason to commit suicide."}, {"text": "A freshly-filled diaper."}, {"text": "Content."}, {"text": "Banana bread."}, {"text": "Sharing all your most embarrassing secrets. Except one."}, {"text": "Spontaneous Combustion."}, {"text": "Black people's nostrils."}, {"text": "Playing a terrible game for more than a hundred episodes."}, {"text": "Skinny dipping in a vat of bubble solution."}, {"text": "The Exiles."}, {"text": "An orcgasm."}, {"text": "Period globs."}, {"text": "Keanu Reeves."}, {"text": "BUCKETS."}, {"text": "Ribs so good they transcend race and class."}, {"text": "Mall Santa."}, {"text": "A floor that is literally made of lava."}, {"text": "joseph gordon-Levitt wearing nothing but a kitten."}, {"text": "A decorative toaster cozy."}, {"text": "Exsilium."}, {"text": "Too much cocaine."}, {"text": "The soft love-honks of a lust goose."}, {"text": "Hussie jacking it to our tears of anguish."}, {"text": "I CAST FIST!"}, {"text": "**Black Holes**\nThe gravitational field of a black hole is so strong that nothing, including light, can escape from its vicinity."}, {"text": "Beautiful bishonen boys."}, {"text": "Talking dirty in a Spanish accent."}, {"text": "**Mosquitoes**\nThey suck."}, {"text": "Neophyte Redglare."}, {"text": "**Toasted Marshmallows**\nHow do you like yours - golden brown or flaming?"}, {"text": "Blackguard."}, {"text": "Catholic priests who drink, smoke, and carry guns."}, {"text": "A horny stallion."}, {"text": "That shitty apple."}, {"text": "Columbine. Dear fucking Celestia, Columbine."}, {"text": "Making sweet, sweet love all night long."}, {"text": "Britney Spears at 55."}, {"text": "**My Friends**\nWith friends like there, who needs enemies?"}, {"text": "Linkara lying naked on his futon, playing with a Cybermat."}, {"text": "Fighting to the death on pigback."}, {"text": "Beyonc\u00e9."}, {"text": "Lotion."}, {"text": "**A Dozen Red Roses**\nWhen eleven just won't do."}, {"text": "Ze Germans."}, {"text": "**Feminists**\nPolitical and social activists who support selected women's causes."}, {"text": "Hideaki Anno's poor, tortured therapist."}, {"text": "Jake English."}, {"text": "Lopez la Pesado."}, {"text": "Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time."}, {"text": "Demons and shit."}, {"text": "Keeping the government out of my vagina."}, {"text": "Butt oranges."}, {"text": "**Clark Gable**\n1901-60, American film actor, noted as a romantic lead. Frankly, my dear, he didn't give a damn."}, {"text": "Being punk in drublic."}, {"text": "The Pope."}, {"text": "**Strawberry Shortcake**\nSummertime and the eating is easy ..."}, {"text": "TL;DR."}, {"text": "**Europe**\nThe Old Country ... except to people who live there."}, {"text": "Disturbing comments in the RDA chat."}, {"text": "SORD."}, {"text": "Juggalos."}, {"text": "Poison Mushroom."}, {"text": "An inability to form meaningful relationships."}, {"text": "**Ghost Towns**\nPopulation unknown."}, {"text": "Cosplayers who don't seal their paint."}, {"text": "Riding a horse."}, {"text": "A can of whoop-ass."}, {"text": "Yu-Gi-Oh."}, {"text": "PetSmart."}, {"text": "A succubus living inside your testes."}, {"text": "**Challenger Explosion**\n\"Without a wish, without a will/ I stood upon that silent hill/ and stared into the sky ...\" - Ralph Hodgeson."}, {"text": "The Sun engulfing the Earth."}, {"text": "Being fuck deep in meowcats."}, {"text": "Dante, but you an call him Dante the demon killer."}, {"text": "HL3 confirmed!"}, {"text": "Primo schlick material."}, {"text": "Ultramarines."}, {"text": "A crazy little thing called love."}, {"text": "Crying your eyes out at a bunch of online reviewers."}, {"text": "James Sunderland."}, {"text": "Deep Ones."}, {"text": "Man Spike."}, {"text": "Bacon."}, {"text": "A squadron of line-dancing hippos."}, {"text": "Teenaged miniskirt-wearing space pirates."}, {"text": "Neil Patrick Harris."}, {"text": "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus."}, {"text": "**Mars**\nThe fourth planet from the sun. Where men come from."}, {"text": "Traps."}, {"text": "Princess Aurora maniacally devouring the still-beating heart of Maleficent."}, {"text": "The Umbrella Corporation."}, {"text": "Sexy witches."}, {"text": "Super Milk-chan."}, {"text": "Misogyny."}, {"text": "25 shitty jokes about House of Cards."}, {"text": "Hilarious foreigners!"}, {"text": "Soldier A."}, {"text": "Dump stats."}, {"text": "Faptau."}, {"text": "**A Honeymoon**\nAmerica's top honeymoon spots are Hawaii, Niagara Falls, Las Vegas and Florida. You can get there by air, land, sea ... or shotgun."}, {"text": "Hogging the bathroom."}, {"text": "NSA."}, {"text": "Sarah Fuckin' Palin."}, {"text": "**The Universe**\nEverything. The big \"It.\" Huge. Massive. THAT big."}, {"text": "Staring at a menu while Ross stuffs his disgusting face with candy."}, {"text": "The sudden need to conceal a massive boner."}, {"text": "Baked Bads."}, {"text": "500 internal card error."}, {"text": "Lich."}, {"text": "Agent Maine / the Meta."}, {"text": "Rally Vincent firing a gun in her underwear."}, {"text": "A penis that's almost too big."}, {"text": "Lice."}, {"text": "Just the tip!"}, {"text": "Sex on the kitchen table."}, {"text": "Party Mexicans."}, {"text": "The Google."}, {"text": "Patti Stanger's line of jewelry."}, {"text": "Public schooling."}, {"text": "Just the tip."}, {"text": "**Jelly Beans**\nWell, as long as we HAVE to eat our vegetables ..."}, {"text": "Something Elon Musk thought up while floating six inches above the floor in a meditative trance."}, {"text": "Accidentally punching your cohost in the face."}, {"text": "Eating someone else's drool."}, {"text": "A father and son fighting each other over the last scrap of bread."}, {"text": "Jacuzzi Splot."}, {"text": "Microaggressions."}, {"text": "A rapist cuttlefish."}, {"text": "Lord Vyce."}, {"text": "The syrupy goop inside a Stretch Armstrong doll."}, {"text": "The secret handshake."}, {"text": "The Tom Shark."}, {"text": "Helena Paparizou breathing a sigh of relief that she didn't win during the economic crisis."}, {"text": "#solidarityisforwhitewomen."}, {"text": "Laying an egg."}, {"text": "Geoff's hobo beard."}, {"text": "A walrus with a beret."}, {"text": "Smashing my balls at the moment of climax."}, {"text": "Handcuffs."}, {"text": "Double penetration."}, {"text": "TotalBiscuit's top hat."}, {"text": "Another shot of morphine."}, {"text": "BL1ND JUST1C3."}, {"text": "Assless chaps."}, {"text": "Highschool of the Dead."}, {"text": "Cookie Monster's substance abuse issues."}, {"text": "Grumping it."}, {"text": "A douchequake."}, {"text": "Wishing you were half as happy as your social media posts make you seem."}, {"text": "A good old-fashioned case of whiskey dick."}, {"text": "Satan worshipping Christians."}, {"text": "A moose giving birth in Maggly's yard."}, {"text": "Fruit flies."}, {"text": "Six gummy bears and some scotch."}, {"text": "The ridiculous fact that some people communicate without luminous rear ends."}, {"text": "A killer rabbit."}, {"text": "Sharkleberry Finn-flavored Kool-Aid."}, {"text": "Gackt."}, {"text": "Never watching, discussing, or thinking about My Little Pony."}, {"text": "**Picking Your Nose**\nNoses run in our family."}, {"text": "Sakurai."}, {"text": "Becoming engorged with social justice jelly and secreting a thinkpiece."}, {"text": "A Cleveland steamer."}, {"text": "The Tin Man."}, {"text": "Pol Pot pies."}, {"text": "**A Car Crash**\n\"Hey, it was an accident!\"."}, {"text": "**The Titanic**\nIt sank in 1912. Get over it!"}, {"text": "My massive SSD."}, {"text": "Let's Fighting Love!"}, {"text": "The Master singing Bad Case of Loving You."}, {"text": "A Masamune Shirou artbook."}, {"text": "Sploosh!"}, {"text": "Putting your balls in her butt."}, {"text": "Icon elitism."}, {"text": "Schmirler the Curler."}, {"text": "Typing with your genitals."}, {"text": "A 1971 Ford Pinto."}, {"text": "Rising from the grave."}, {"text": "Deep Rot."}, {"text": "Unquestioning obedience."}, {"text": "Ancient Athenian boy-fucking."}, {"text": "Sexy jutsu."}, {"text": "My boyfriend's stupid penis."}, {"text": "Solaire of Astora."}, {"text": "Prince Ali,\nfabulous he,\nAli Ababwa."}, {"text": "A banana. You know, for scale."}, {"text": "Droid Rot."}, {"text": "Chaos Spawn."}, {"text": "A juice box."}, {"text": "**Stunt People**\nWhen you need someone to take the fall."}, {"text": "A Literal Black Knight."}, {"text": "Stephen Harper."}, {"text": "I AM HOW BABIES ARE MADE."}, {"text": "The secret formula for ultimate female satisfaction."}, {"text": "FemiNazi's."}, {"text": "Weeaboos."}, {"text": "Smashing all the pottery in a Pottery Barn in search of rupees."}, {"text": "Full frontal nudity."}, {"text": "**Miles Davis**\n1926-91, innovative, influential, and respected American jazz trumpter player and band layer."}, {"text": "Jumanji."}, {"text": "Mansplaining."}, {"text": "The boners of the elderly."}, {"text": "A butt egg."}, {"text": "Sudden Poop Explosion Disease."}, {"text": "100 Baneblades."}, {"text": "**Saturn**\nSixth planet from the sun, and the second largest in the solar system. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?"}, {"text": "A Waco, Texas-themed novelty barbecue pit and smoker."}, {"text": "Traumatic insemination."}, {"text": "Octopus balls."}, {"text": "A pineapple with chlamydia."}, {"text": "Rage quit."}, {"text": "Dank ass cancer weed."}, {"text": "K-Pop."}, {"text": "Filthy Casual."}, {"text": "Fiery poops."}, {"text": "Scissoring."}, {"text": "A tauntaun puppy."}, {"text": "A soulful rendition of \"Ol' Man River.\"."}, {"text": "My soul."}, {"text": "**Cuba**\nIsland republic in the Caribbean, just south of Florida. Beans and rice never tasted so good."}, {"text": "Wanking about a private musebox."}, {"text": "Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand."}, {"text": "The hottest MILF in Dallas."}, {"text": "Orion's penis."}, {"text": "A were-salmon."}, {"text": "A homoerotic volleyball montage."}, {"text": "Notch."}, {"text": "**Chains**\nGold or iron: name your shackles."}, {"text": "YouTube videos of horse breeding."}, {"text": "Fluttertree."}, {"text": "Mark Rein\u00b7Hagen."}, {"text": "The Bechdel Test."}, {"text": "**Water Parks**\nYou can go down Dead Man's Drop and I'll take the Lazy River."}, {"text": "The Box."}, {"text": "Bleeding Anuses."}, {"text": "**Armed Robbery**\nYou got your Robbery, your Armed Robbery, your Strong Armed Robbery, and, of course, the five finger discount."}, {"text": "Being popular and good at sports."}, {"text": "Shinji being a whiny little bitch."}, {"text": "A slightly shittier parallel universe."}, {"text": "Killed by a member of the Kingsguard."}, {"text": "Boobs."}, {"text": "Playing with my pussy while I watch TV."}, {"text": "A man in yoga pants with a ponytail and feather earrings."}, {"text": "A Native American who solves crimes by going into the spirit world."}, {"text": "Henry Goto having an accident in his pants during the live Aniplex of America panel."}, {"text": "**Bangkok**\nCapital of Thailand. Location: near the Gulf of Siam. Population: five million. Reputation: seedy."}, {"text": "Call of Duty 4."}, {"text": "**Rubber Gloves**\nJust in case ..."}, {"text": "No sense of right and wrong."}, {"text": "Karkat going through puberty before every other troll and being, like, nine feet tall."}, {"text": "Lilly (from Katawa Shuojo)."}, {"text": "Falling Rocks."}, {"text": "A digital chastity belt."}, {"text": "Dick Simmons."}, {"text": "**Broadway**\nThe New York theater district. \"They say the neon lights shine bright on Broadway.\" -Barry Mann."}, {"text": "Being too hung-over for a hand job."}, {"text": "Beating the shit out of Terezi."}, {"text": "A big ol' plate of fettuccine alfredo."}, {"text": "Hungry Hungry Hippos."}, {"text": "Unbelievably soft carpet."}, {"text": "**The Far Right**\nFar right for some and far wrong for others."}, {"text": "Casca's hairy unshaven vag."}, {"text": "A chainsaw-wielding male magical girl zombie."}, {"text": "90's Kid."}, {"text": "A Claymore swimsuit issue."}, {"text": "Ronnie."}, {"text": "A DJ with a Wham! obsession."}, {"text": "LIIVI."}, {"text": "The Harlem Globetrotters."}, {"text": "Newfies."}, {"text": "Waking up inside of a tornado."}, {"text": "Caliborn."}, {"text": "Jailbreak."}, {"text": "Taking the form of a falcon."}, {"text": "**Frank Sinatra**\n1915-98, the greatest American pop singer of his generation, award winning film and television actor. Do-be do-be do, baby."}, {"text": "A robust mongoloid."}, {"text": "The World of Warcraft."}, {"text": "Sheila the tank."}, {"text": "Kromgol."}, {"text": "**Talk Radio**\nTalk about air pollution."}, {"text": "An arrangement wherein I give a person money they have sex with me."}, {"text": "One-pixel borders."}, {"text": "The asshole sitting to my left."}, {"text": "Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses."}, {"text": "Bill Gates pissing on Steve Jobs's grave."}, {"text": "BLORF."}, {"text": "Cockasaurus rex: the horniest dinosaur of them all."}, {"text": "A Doctor Who body pillow."}, {"text": "John Madden."}, {"text": "Tabasco in your pee-hole."}, {"text": "Not being pregnant."}, {"text": "Catdog."}, {"text": "Spanish soap operas."}, {"text": "Brown and bloom."}, {"text": "S-Mart."}, {"text": "Def Con Wireless."}, {"text": "Freddie riding to school on a wild black stallion."}, {"text": "Buying chicken fingers for homeless people."}, {"text": "A fedora enthusiast."}, {"text": "**Divorce**\nIt's a trial separation that goes to trial."}, {"text": "Hellion."}, {"text": "A really attractive wolf."}, {"text": "All this liquid in my mouth."}, {"text": "Lewhora."}, {"text": "A murder/suicide pact."}, {"text": "Cloaca."}, {"text": "Her Imperious Condescension's royal butt-plug collection."}, {"text": "A fake ID made from Kinko's."}, {"text": "Sperm whales."}, {"text": "Applebucking."}, {"text": "A sock fetish."}, {"text": "**Salads**\nLettuce not knock the vegetarians."}, {"text": "Insatiable bloodlust."}, {"text": "Michelle Ru-\ner, I mean... \"Sophie Roberts.\"."}, {"text": "A black woman's vagina."}, {"text": "Jason, the teen mayor."}, {"text": "**A Full Moon**\n\"When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!\" -Dean Martin."}, {"text": "Shotas."}, {"text": "Headlight fluid."}, {"text": "Licking the cake batter off of grandma's fingers."}, {"text": "Linkara, dressed as the Green Ranger."}, {"text": "Valve."}, {"text": "A hot mess."}, {"text": "Shut up and take my money."}, {"text": "Fruit Fuckers."}, {"text": "How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies."}, {"text": "Cumalot."}, {"text": "An immediately regrettable $9 hot dog from the Boston Convention Center."}, {"text": "**My Bank Account**\nSpeaking of theoretical mathematics and unreal numbers ..."}, {"text": "The Big Bang Theory (TV)."}, {"text": "THE GODDAMN BATMAN."}, {"text": "An argument lasting over an hour about what mo\u00e9 really is."}, {"text": "Pouting in a rain storm and having to take a wicked piss."}, {"text": "A kiss on the lips."}, {"text": "The fuck machine dungeon of the Cybermen."}, {"text": "Stealing your sister's underwear."}, {"text": "**The 1960s**\nPros: the Moon Lsnding, the music. Cons: hippies who refuse to believe they're over."}, {"text": "**Muhammad Ali**\n1942- , American heavyweight boxing champion. \"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee.\"."}, {"text": "Ghosts."}, {"text": "**Car Bombs**\nNot including the Ford Pinto, of course."}, {"text": "The Major's hips and bust."}, {"text": "Jizzing into Santa's beard."}, {"text": "Cyber war."}, {"text": "Reviewer dibs."}, {"text": "Applejack."}, {"text": "Vectron, his name be praised."}, {"text": "**Cher**\n1946- , American singer and actor, she makes aging look good."}, {"text": "All the Things!"}, {"text": "Dad Egbert/Dad Crocker."}, {"text": "**Redwood Forests**\n\"From the Redwood Forests to the Gulf Stream Waters/ This land was made for you and me.\" -Woody Guthrie."}, {"text": "**The Green Bay Packers**\nTwelve time National Football League world champions, beloved by \"Cheeseheads\" everywhere. Are those brats done yet?"}, {"text": "RBDash47's latest blog post."}, {"text": "anything but video games."}, {"text": "A falcon with a cap on its head."}, {"text": "Being a casual fuck."}, {"text": "Tig ol' bitties."}, {"text": "**The 1920s**\nPros: the Jazz Age. Cons: Presidents who look like librarians."}, {"text": "A turd."}, {"text": "Sexual tension."}, {"text": "Playing an ocarina to summon Ultra-Congress from the sea."}, {"text": "The Dolorosa."}, {"text": "**Oprah Winfrey**\n1954- , Television talk show host, actor and all-around American success story."}, {"text": "BadWrongFun."}, {"text": "Parkour."}, {"text": "**Andy Warhol**\n1928-87, American painter and filmmaker, a leader of the pop art movement. Famous for slightly more than 15 minutes."}, {"text": "Kyle playing GTA while drunk."}, {"text": "**Woody Allen**\n1935- , American comedian, actor and director, of Bananas, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, and lots of New York Stories."}, {"text": "Kyubey."}, {"text": "Kids with ass cancer."}, {"text": "**Beanie Babies**\nTiny plush collectibles to love and cherish. Don't take that tag off!"}, {"text": "The Spocker."}, {"text": "A van down by the river."}, {"text": "Being forced to marry an abusive king."}, {"text": "Xbots."}, {"text": "Australia, Florida of the Pacific."}, {"text": "Siltheen farts."}, {"text": "Object permanence."}, {"text": "The plot hole."}, {"text": "Asking a teenage girl if she's 'bled yet'."}, {"text": "Prancing."}, {"text": "A hoof in the ass."}, {"text": "The imagination of Peter Jackson."}, {"text": "Shapes and colors."}, {"text": "Haiyore Nyaruko-San."}, {"text": "That Patchouli."}, {"text": "Powerful thighs."}, {"text": "An acrobatic fucking pirouette."}, {"text": "The ghost of Ohmwrecker."}, {"text": "Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll."}, {"text": "Getting so much plastic surgery you have to be framed and moisturized."}, {"text": "Bro."}, {"text": "A subscription to Men's Fitness."}, {"text": "Edward Macaroni Fork."}, {"text": "Steven Magnets."}, {"text": "Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour)."}, {"text": "**Baked Potatoes**\nHot potato, couch potato, potato head, twice baked, half-baked, ... whatever."}, {"text": "A bus that will explode if it goes under 50 miles per hour."}, {"text": "Bigfoot."}, {"text": "Grumpy Cat."}, {"text": "**Jesse Jackson**\n1941-, American civil rights leader. Named to \"The Gallup List of Ten Most Respected by Americans\" for ten years."}, {"text": "A neck beard that is 10% cheese."}, {"text": "Denzel."}, {"text": "A 5-page-long kink list."}, {"text": "Big Data."}, {"text": "Literally eating shit."}, {"text": "Post-partum depression."}, {"text": "A 55-gallon drum of lube."}, {"text": "Seeing my village burned and my family slaughtered before my eyes."}, {"text": "Agriculture."}, {"text": "The Pony Fiction Vault, before it fucked off into the sunset."}, {"text": "Macha's stash of mon-keigh lewds."}, {"text": "An alternate version of the Washington Monument that looks kind of like a vagina."}, {"text": "Your Character Here."}, {"text": "An unacceptable volume of body hair."}, {"text": "Nixon."}, {"text": "To the pain."}, {"text": "**The Williams Sisters**\nVenus, 1980-, and Serena, 1981-, Williams, American tennis champs. One heck of a sister act."}, {"text": "Jerking off on an unconscious friend's feet."}, {"text": "FATAL."}, {"text": "**Tobacco Companies**\nWho says tobacco's not addictive? THEY can't give it up ..."}, {"text": "Afa The Wild Samoan."}, {"text": "The Summoner."}, {"text": "**Video Games**\nJust how DO you get to the thirteenth level of \"Doom\"?"}, {"text": "Kale."}, {"text": "Shitting on the White House lawn."}, {"text": "**Penguins**\nFlightless, aquatic birds that reside in the Southern Hemisphere. All dressed up and no place to go."}, {"text": "Upskirts."}, {"text": "darf."}, {"text": "A literal shaved beaver."}, {"text": "Flop sweat."}, {"text": "A poisson distribution."}, {"text": "Goku."}, {"text": "Rainbow tables."}, {"text": "A bitchin' Camaro."}, {"text": "Deep C Phishing."}, {"text": "Tits."}, {"text": "Reconciling quantum theory with general relativity."}, {"text": "Sexual interest in pretty much anything with a hole."}, {"text": "The Condesce's selfies."}, {"text": "The Great Race of Yith."}, {"text": "Outrunning The Flash!"}, {"text": "An Imperial titan."}, {"text": "Lunchables\u2122."}, {"text": "Griffy's tits."}, {"text": "Reaching a billion total views on YouTube."}, {"text": "Prairie dogging during an interview."}, {"text": "Important news about Taylor Swift."}, {"text": "Hyperventilating at the gynecologist's office."}, {"text": "**Detroit**\nThe Motor City is the world's foremost automobile manufacturing center, and the tenth largest city in the U.S."}, {"text": "Shaking Dat Plot."}, {"text": "Artificial fun."}, {"text": "Another goddamn PhilBuni Vine."}, {"text": "Bad dragon erotica."}, {"text": "Playing for the story."}, {"text": "Repression."}, {"text": "Neckbeards."}, {"text": "Pretending to be a malfunctioning robot."}, {"text": "Shipping it."}, {"text": "GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!"}, {"text": "Skullcrusher Mountain."}, {"text": "KHAAAAAAAAAN!"}, {"text": "A bigger, bluer TARDIS."}, {"text": "Taking a potato chip... and EATING IT."}, {"text": "Space muffins."}, {"text": "Filling every pouch of a UtiliKilt\u2122 with pizza."}, {"text": "**Dr. Kevorkin**\n1928- , Controversial advocate of doctor-assisted suicide."}, {"text": "Rob Liefeld."}, {"text": "The Handmaid."}, {"text": "All this lube."}, {"text": "The dominate one."}, {"text": "Republicans."}, {"text": "Vaginal warts."}, {"text": "Goats screaming like people."}, {"text": "Ven's voice, a gift from the fairies."}, {"text": "Front flip for style!"}, {"text": "The Rainbow Factory."}, {"text": "Chu Chu Rocket."}, {"text": "Harry Acropolis."}, {"text": "Silver the Hedgehog."}, {"text": "SNES cartridge cleaning fluid."}, {"text": "The blue candle."}, {"text": "Drow blackface."}, {"text": "Eating KFC on Christmas day."}, {"text": "Autocannibalism."}, {"text": "NSFW blogposts filled with guro and incest."}, {"text": "A talking motorcycle."}, {"text": "Unconditional love."}, {"text": "Bad decisions."}, {"text": "Deep existential loneliness."}, {"text": "Unironically using the word \"kawaii\"."}, {"text": "Poking small holes in noodle cups."}, {"text": "**Michael Jordon**\n1963- , American professional basketball legend, led Chicago to six world championships. No bull."}, {"text": "A plushie cybermat."}, {"text": "Michaelalfox's muscles."}, {"text": "Smoking a blunt butt-ass naked."}, {"text": "The Hustle."}, {"text": "Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle."}, {"text": "The white half of Barack Obama."}, {"text": "Donte."}, {"text": "**Casablanca**\nThe largest city in Morocco, and one heck of a good movie. \"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...\"."}, {"text": "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor."}, {"text": "**Mel Gibson**\n1956-, Australian actor. Known for The Road Warrior, Braveheart and :eatha; Weapon I, II, III, IV ..."}, {"text": "The SNES."}, {"text": "#SOCKS."}, {"text": "The Holy Bible."}, {"text": "Pony racism."}, {"text": "A pi\u00f1ata full of scorpions."}, {"text": "Damn dirty ape."}, {"text": "Mark Rosewater."}, {"text": "TMI public plurks."}, {"text": "/sp/."}, {"text": "**Fast Food**\nYou want fries with that?"}, {"text": "An adorable baby sloth."}, {"text": "LAZAR!"}, {"text": "An artbox that feels like human skin."}, {"text": "Danny Sexbang."}, {"text": "Jumping out at people."}, {"text": "A Crystal Pepsi\u00ae-flavored enema."}, {"text": "/d/."}, {"text": "**Goldfish**\nThe pet, the carnival prize, or the snack cracker."}, {"text": "Mongolian \"beef.\"."}, {"text": "DEATH FROM ABOOOOOVE!!!"}, {"text": "Another boring wank about f/f."}, {"text": "Tapping Sara Angel."}, {"text": "Having been dead for a while."}, {"text": "**Clowns**\nThey would be really funny if they weren't so darn scary."}, {"text": "The mere concept of the Olive Garden."}, {"text": "Ninjas!"}, {"text": "Getting banned from Dave & Buster's."}, {"text": "**My Bathroom**\n\"The bathroom was drenched with their splashings\" -Aldous Huxley."}, {"text": "Moon people."}, {"text": "Drinkable fire."}, {"text": "A ratcatcher with a small but vicious dog."}, {"text": "FUCKING LEGO CARS!!?!"}, {"text": "Mr. Tadakichi."}, {"text": "Omega / O'Malley."}, {"text": "PhelousD1."}, {"text": "#Krazymike."}, {"text": "Eight Point Eight."}, {"text": "**Postal Workers**\n\"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night, stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.\"."}, {"text": "Nanomachines, son."}, {"text": "Stalking wedding photos on Facebook, weeping softly."}, {"text": "**Whoopie Goldberg**\n1950-, American actor and comedian. Starred in such movies as Ghost, which earned her an Academy Award. Whoopee!"}, {"text": "John Egbert."}, {"text": "**The Internet**\nComputer-based worldwide information network, and global shopping market."}, {"text": "Ask That Guy With The Glasses."}, {"text": "The wind."}, {"text": "The Kool-Aid Man."}, {"text": "A happy ending."}, {"text": "**The KKK**\nIf they're supposed to be the master race, why do they keep misspelling \"Clan\"?"}, {"text": "**Castles**\nKings, queens, knights in shining armor, and little square hamburgers."}, {"text": "Blackjack."}, {"text": "Sarge."}, {"text": "Tavros Nitram."}, {"text": "THE END OF TIME ITSELF!"}, {"text": "Gay aliens."}, {"text": "Third base."}, {"text": "Squirrel."}, {"text": "Dice Bags."}, {"text": "The fear and hatred in men's hearts."}, {"text": "**Jennifer Lopez**\n1970-, American singer and actor of Selena, Money Train, and Maid In Manhattan."}, {"text": "**Beach Parties**\nUp for some \"Beach Blanket Bingo,\" Annette?"}, {"text": "A Raspberry Pi."}, {"text": "A robotic ninja catgirl maid."}, {"text": "Cthulhu himself."}, {"text": "The orignal Xbox controller."}, {"text": "Warhammer of Zillyhoo."}, {"text": "Giant areolas."}, {"text": "Motherfucking."}, {"text": "A misunderstanding involving a strap-on."}, {"text": "The Tsukihime anime."}, {"text": "A beautiful, ever-expanding circle of inclusivity that will never include Republicans."}, {"text": "The Golbies: like the jitters but with a concern towards stabbings."}, {"text": "Hyper-endowed squirrels."}, {"text": "MAWNING LESCUE!!!"}, {"text": "Exciting content!"}, {"text": "September 11th, 2001."}, {"text": "**Tom Cruise**\n1962-, American actor. It looked like Ricky Business early on, but by 1986 he was Top Gun. No Mission Impossible for him."}, {"text": "Ripping off part of your penis."}, {"text": "**Sean Connery**\n1930- , Accomplished Scottish actor, although best known as the REAL Bond, JAMES Bond ..."}, {"text": "Being born with a tail."}, {"text": "Losing 20 gallons of blood... and surviving."}, {"text": "A Ray-Cam masturbation moment."}, {"text": "Pooping as quietly as possible."}, {"text": "The Royal Baby."}, {"text": "The Crisis of Treachery\u2122."}, {"text": "A small price to pay for half off the catering."}, {"text": "**Fidel Castro**\n1927-, Cuban revolutionary and Communist dictator since 1976. He earned a PhD in law in 1950."}, {"text": "The myriad of songs you associate with your OTP."}, {"text": "A botched genital piercing."}, {"text": "Verka Serduchka."}, {"text": "Honey Boo Boo."}, {"text": "Giant mutant cockroaches."}, {"text": "Moisturize me."}, {"text": "Peasant railguns."}, {"text": "Meenah Piexes."}, {"text": "**Playing Chess**\nHas tantalized many of the world's greatest minds for almost 14 centuries. It just confuses the rest of us."}, {"text": "**The San Andreas Fault**\nGeological feature in California stretching 600 miles. Like the state doesn't have enough faults already."}, {"text": "Linux."}, {"text": "These dolphins."}, {"text": "Being used as a plot device by Steven Moffat."}, {"text": "Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar."}, {"text": "Ecco the Dolphin."}, {"text": "My machete."}, {"text": "Hot lettuce."}, {"text": "MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES!"}, {"text": "Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster."}, {"text": "Loud, scary thunder."}, {"text": "Roll-play."}, {"text": "Speedrunning life."}, {"text": "Communism!"}, {"text": "Realizing that rimming is pretty cool."}, {"text": "Paying the iron price."}, {"text": "A night of Taco Bell and anal sex."}, {"text": "**Gila Monsters**\nThe largest, and only poisonous lizard found in the United States."}, {"text": "Engrish."}, {"text": "**Country Music**\nEncompassing styles such as western swing, honky-tonk, bluegrass and rockabilly. Should mention a pickup truck and a dog named \"Bo.\"."}, {"text": "**Crazy Horse**\n1849?-77, chief of the Oglala Sioux. A leader in the Native American resistance to the westward expansion on the United States."}, {"text": "Cersei Lannister, the Queen."}, {"text": "**Brain Surgeons**\nHey, it ain't brain surgery ... oh ... wait a second ..."}, {"text": "Derek the Bard."}, {"text": "Some sort of Asian."}, {"text": "Sort of wishing the baby on the plane would die."}, {"text": "Started a pointless vendetta with another House."}, {"text": "Erotic roleplay."}, {"text": "**The Great Depression**\nProzac was invented six decades too late."}, {"text": "The world's tallest midget."}, {"text": "Leveling up."}, {"text": "A $50 cup of coffee literally made from cat shit."}, {"text": "An unending, unquenchable thirst for orange Fanta."}, {"text": "Maven of ze Eventide."}, {"text": "**Summer Camp**\nIf the bugs don't get you, the poison ivy will!"}, {"text": "Eating the wrong end of a chocolate cornet."}, {"text": "I should buy a boat."}, {"text": "Breeding elves for their priceless semen."}, {"text": "Beefin' over turf."}, {"text": "The Metal!"}, {"text": "Clothing-dissolving slime."}, {"text": "Obsidrones."}, {"text": "Having a Spy Moment."}, {"text": "That one guy who always dresses up as the Red Ranger."}, {"text": "A history of abuse."}, {"text": "Injecting speed into one arm and horse tranquilizer into the other."}, {"text": "Nektan Whelan."}, {"text": "Parting the Red Sea."}, {"text": "Kappa."}, {"text": "Mouth herpes."}, {"text": "Accidentally resetting a video game."}, {"text": "**Leonardo Da Vinci**\n1452-1519, Florentine artist, sculptor, architect, engineer, scientist, and all-around smartypants."}, {"text": "Ice hair."}, {"text": "The hardworking Mexican."}, {"text": "G\u00fcf Troop."}, {"text": "Never dating a Serket."}, {"text": "An emergency root canal."}, {"text": "A mating display."}, {"text": "That bitch, Stacy."}, {"text": "Michael Jones."}, {"text": "Showing episodes of Toriko to starving children."}, {"text": "Solid Snake."}, {"text": "**Snakes**\nSurprising, snakes move rapidly without legs. Also surprising, they find OTHER snakes attractive."}, {"text": "Mares with dicks."}, {"text": "A tear stained copy of Reviving Ophelia."}, {"text": "Maple syrup."}, {"text": "Situational awareness."}, {"text": "Friction."}, {"text": "Lactating when a stranger's baby cries on the train."}, {"text": "A vagina full of spiders."}, {"text": "Adoptables with visible genitalia."}, {"text": "Carl Macek."}, {"text": "Cronus Ampora."}, {"text": "Azathoth."}, {"text": "A cocained-fuelled sex orgy heart attack."}, {"text": "**The 21st Century**\nThe future is NOW!"}, {"text": "Captain Bravo."}, {"text": "Susan, that bitch."}, {"text": "A bowl of gourds."}, {"text": "Tumblr user Egberts."}, {"text": "Conservative talking points."}, {"text": "Westeros."}, {"text": "Black lives mattering."}, {"text": "STRGG."}, {"text": "Thundercunt."}, {"text": "Shapeshifters."}, {"text": "Sonic '06."}, {"text": "Casey."}, {"text": "Getting horribly diarrhea'd on by an owl."}, {"text": "Anorexia."}, {"text": "Smash Fighter."}, {"text": "Sneaking dirty British humour into an unassuming video game about a bear and a bird."}, {"text": "Mami getting her head bitten off."}, {"text": "Female Space Marines."}, {"text": "A fountain of vomit."}, {"text": "Noh."}, {"text": "Raptor attacks."}, {"text": "Mega Upload."}, {"text": "Spacedicks."}, {"text": "Guys who don't call."}, {"text": "Baby Dave."}, {"text": "Homeless people."}, {"text": "Gantz. Just.... Gantz."}, {"text": "Alexey Pajinov."}, {"text": "A Vashta Nerada that just wants a hug."}, {"text": "Comicron One."}, {"text": "I'm Batman. WHERE ARE THEY?!?"}, {"text": "Leprechaun m-preg."}, {"text": "**A Morgue**\n\"Given strange eons, even death may die...\" -H.P. Lovecraft."}, {"text": "Two dumb cunts."}, {"text": "**David Letterman**\n1947- , American television entertainer and talk-show host. And ... the Number One reason to watch him (drum roll, please): TOP TEN LISTS!"}, {"text": "Asymmetric encryption."}, {"text": "Midna and Wolf Link."}, {"text": "Beer Pong."}, {"text": "Front row seats to the Shit Show."}, {"text": "Sex in your mouth."}, {"text": "Eridan's cape."}, {"text": "The sound a single ThunderStix\u00ae makes."}, {"text": "The Wal-Mart."}, {"text": "**Jamaica**\nThird largest island of the Greater Antilles, south of Cuba. Tropical climate, reggae music, and jerk cooking."}, {"text": "Gavin's dick."}, {"text": "The Doctor going back in time to solve a REAL problem: Twilight."}, {"text": "Objectifying women."}, {"text": "Banana sushi."}, {"text": "Jews Against Humanity."}, {"text": "Coughing into a vagina."}, {"text": "Questioning my sexuality."}, {"text": "Andrew Hussie's lips."}, {"text": "Mierfa Durgas' troll-horn nunchakus."}, {"text": "Unreasonably long transformation sequences."}, {"text": "A lousy comb-over."}, {"text": "Robots ordering cheese pizza."}, {"text": "Rapidly pounding themselves in the face with a hammer."}, {"text": "One HELL of a butler."}, {"text": "The Cinema Snob Movie DVD."}, {"text": "My first period."}, {"text": "Lil' Cal."}, {"text": "Being awesome at sex."}, {"text": "**Walt Disney**\n1901-1966, the head of some Mickey Mouse company."}, {"text": "How strange it is to be anything at all."}, {"text": "**Keanu Reeves**\n1964- , American actor of Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Matrix and Speed. Keanu means \"cool breeze over the mountains.\"."}, {"text": "Good Guy Greg."}, {"text": "MUNGLE!!\n**shakes fist**."}, {"text": "Jack's dick."}, {"text": "**The Marx Brothers**\nChico, Groucho, Harpo, amd sometimes Zeppo. Their 1930s films include Duck Soup and Animal Crackers."}, {"text": "Joe Biden getting his freak on."}, {"text": "The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass."}, {"text": "Being the big spoon."}, {"text": "Subtle pigmen."}, {"text": "Vampire: The Masquerade."}, {"text": "Another fucking Iron Liz pun."}, {"text": "Henry Goto's massive peyote & wine cooler addiction."}, {"text": "A 3am phone call."}, {"text": "80's Dan."}, {"text": "Feminism."}, {"text": "'Winter is Coming'."}, {"text": "Death by snu-snu."}, {"text": "Emma Goldman burning the whole motherfucker down."}, {"text": "Steve Motherfuckin' Blum."}, {"text": "Diction watching a burly outdoorsman skin a bear while eating honey and crying."}, {"text": "**The Milky Way**\nThe galaxy that includes the sun, its solar system, and a chewy layer of caramel."}, {"text": "**The Indy 500**\nContestants must drive the full 500 miles. Bathroom breaks ARE allowed."}, {"text": "The whole goddamned thing."}, {"text": "Starfish Hitler."}, {"text": "Hiding the M&M;'s\u00ae."}, {"text": "A replay from Barry."}, {"text": "Film roles for actresses over 40."}, {"text": "Captain Crunch (John Draper)."}, {"text": "Sleeping with your therapist."}, {"text": "The ABBApocalypse."}, {"text": "My huge penis and substantial fortune."}, {"text": "Queeg 500."}, {"text": "Alexander Rybak."}, {"text": "Paradox slime."}, {"text": "My apparent inability to read a few simple words out loud."}, {"text": "Rose's review of \"My Immortal.\"."}, {"text": "Mother 3."}, {"text": "A drugged Oancitizen in a schoolgirl outfit."}, {"text": "The tiniest shred of evidence that God is real."}, {"text": "A weed elemental who gets everyone high."}, {"text": "A whole cheese pizza just for me."}, {"text": "Ladd Russo."}, {"text": "Existing."}, {"text": "**Billboards**\nOnly 1,254 miles to Wall Drug ..."}, {"text": "**Jesse Ventura**\n1951-, wrestler, Navy Seal, and former governor of Minnesota. Author of I Ain't Got Time To Bleed."}, {"text": "Sugar madness."}, {"text": "A squadron of attack Corgis."}, {"text": "Hooters."}, {"text": "**Glaciers**\nIt'll be a cold day when we see THEM again ..."}, {"text": "A LARPing sleeper cell."}, {"text": "Ham?"}, {"text": "Giving a dolphin a handjob for science."}, {"text": "A heart-shaped Jacuzzi filled with champagne and Viagra\u2122."}, {"text": "Stuff a child's face with Fun Dip\u00ae until he starts having fun."}, {"text": "Bigby's Groping Hands."}, {"text": "Emmelie de Forest's big doe-eyed look."}, {"text": "Sticky sap."}, {"text": "Getting hammered in the ass so much you die of getting hammered in the ass."}, {"text": "Sacred leggings."}, {"text": "Ciaphas Cain."}, {"text": "Rin (from Katawa Shuojo)."}, {"text": "An unexpected finger in the anus."}, {"text": "A Fleshlight\u00ae."}, {"text": "The gravity gun."}, {"text": "Having sex at a screening of Mr. Popper's Penguins."}, {"text": "PipeFan413."}, {"text": "Oviposition."}, {"text": "**Babe Ruth**\n1895-1948, American baseball legend, and one heck of a candy bar!"}, {"text": "Kanaya destroying Cantown."}, {"text": "Whatever turns you on, big guy."}, {"text": "The backroom casting couch."}, {"text": "Eldar Gasimov's stone cold,, dead eyes."}, {"text": "Chest-hair afros."}, {"text": "The Hollaad Tonnel."}, {"text": "A giant cup of STFU."}, {"text": "Some really fucked-up shit."}, {"text": "How great my ass looks in these jeans."}, {"text": "My vagina."}, {"text": "Drinking urine to survive."}, {"text": "The profoundly handicapped."}, {"text": "Belly rubs leading to awkward boners."}, {"text": "**VW Beetles**\nThe prototype for the original VW Beetle was developed in 1934, and production begin in 1945. Functional, yet so fashionable."}, {"text": "**Black Velvet**\nSmooth, silky and sophisticated ... until you paint an Elvis on it."}, {"text": "Syrupy sex with a maple tree."}, {"text": "The 52 oz. \"Fizzinator\" from Sheetz."}, {"text": "The TGWTG site redesign."}, {"text": "**Tom Hanks**\n1956-, American actor and star of such varied films as Big, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan and Castaway."}, {"text": "Time Cube chess."}, {"text": "DOOOOOMM!!!!!!!"}, {"text": "**The New York Yankees**\nLegendary American baseball team. With so much success, it's obvious why they're reviled."}, {"text": "A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires."}, {"text": "Oil!"}, {"text": "Naga's extremely annoying laugh."}, {"text": "Smoking kittens."}, {"text": "That ass."}, {"text": "Canadian Kindness."}, {"text": "Magical friendship lasers."}, {"text": "That DM."}, {"text": "Anita."}, {"text": "The Animatrix."}, {"text": "JewWario."}, {"text": "Double Facepalm."}, {"text": "Governor Ishihara."}, {"text": "/vp/."}, {"text": "Detroit Dock City."}, {"text": "**Choir Boys**\nThey sound angelic, but ..."}, {"text": "Throwing a boy out of a window to cover up incest."}, {"text": "Wearing a blue fox fursuit on Casual Friday."}, {"text": "One of them big-city Jew lawyers."}, {"text": "Milking the poop for red hearts."}, {"text": "Hagan's masturbating minion."}, {"text": "Two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo."}, {"text": "Schr\u00f6dinger's cat."}, {"text": "Apologizing."}, {"text": "Some shit-hot guitar licks."}, {"text": "**Chimpanzees**\nSure, they're related to us; but they don't write, and they NEVER call!"}, {"text": "Eating ramen noodles for a month because you HAD to have that out of print Macross boxset."}, {"text": "The Tempur-Pedic\u00ae Swedish Sleep System\u2122."}, {"text": "Dick Cheney."}, {"text": "Negotiated a wedding no one will like."}, {"text": "Raising your husband's bastard son as your own."}, {"text": "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist."}, {"text": "The way white people is."}, {"text": "**Funerals**\n\"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.\" - Anonymous."}, {"text": "Africans, the racist white kind."}, {"text": "Accidental video posts."}, {"text": "Guts."}, {"text": "**The French Riviera**\nHoliday home of the rich, the famous, and the half-naked."}, {"text": "That Aussie Guy."}, {"text": "**Leather**\nAnimal hide. Leather you like it or not."}, {"text": "One of Chuggaconroy's awful puns."}, {"text": "The Sufferer/The Signless."}, {"text": "Manly tears of manliness."}, {"text": "The Goshdangodon."}, {"text": "Artificial difficulty."}, {"text": "YouTube."}, {"text": "Twilight Sparkle's massive, throbbing princesshood."}, {"text": "My constituents."}, {"text": "Not shipping it."}, {"text": "An asexual bonobo."}, {"text": "**Bumper Stickers**\nYour personal billboard!"}, {"text": "Vanilla Ice."}, {"text": "Username elitism."}, {"text": "All the ass in the world!"}, {"text": "ARMS."}, {"text": "Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina."}, {"text": "W.O.P.R."}, {"text": "ECATS? CAT DESK? WE SCAT?"}, {"text": "Security theater."}, {"text": "Monty."}, {"text": "One-word replies."}, {"text": "Old man dragon dick."}, {"text": "Gygaxian naturalism."}, {"text": "Erotic fiction featuring Snape and Hermione."}, {"text": "Zodan The Unbouncable."}, {"text": "Duchess Von Fingerbang."}, {"text": "A mouthful of potato salad."}, {"text": "Master Chief."}, {"text": "**My First Kiss**\nSparks were flying. Of course, that could have been the braces ..."}, {"text": "Breaking into song."}, {"text": "A ferret with wings strapped on."}, {"text": "Rachel Tietz, trying to Kill the Nostalgia Critic."}, {"text": "Crazy opium eyes."}, {"text": "Horny, stupid livestock."}, {"text": "Snakes on Every Plane!"}, {"text": "The sound of one hand fapping."}, {"text": "Tripping, falling, and landing with your face in a girl's breasts."}, {"text": "Lower expectations."}, {"text": "**Machine Guns**\nAutomatic, rapid-fire, repeating weapons. The Gatling gun was used as early as the American Civil War."}, {"text": "A Henry Goto joke that no one will laugh at other than SpacemanHardy."}, {"text": "Another fucking TFLN meme."}, {"text": "Lolis."}, {"text": "Jew-Fros."}, {"text": "Necronomicon."}, {"text": "Weekly date nights at the local BDSM dungeon."}, {"text": "Christopher Robin."}, {"text": "Trolls misunderstanding what \"Bucket List\" means."}, {"text": "Being locked in a Prospitian prison."}, {"text": "A bird fucking a horse."}, {"text": "Engagement photos on train tracks."}, {"text": "The Shawk."}, {"text": "A box within a box."}, {"text": "E.T. for Atari."}, {"text": "The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr."}, {"text": "Three consecutive seconds of happiness."}, {"text": "Changing both your last names to \"Danger.\"."}, {"text": "Noble whore."}, {"text": "Magic missile."}, {"text": "Electroejaculating a capuchin monkey."}, {"text": "Ash and Checkers."}, {"text": "Song of Storms."}, {"text": "The Pegasus Master Race."}, {"text": "A Natural 20."}, {"text": "Screaming out Whitney Houston's \"I Will Always Love You\" in primal agony."}, {"text": "Dildo of Enlightenment +2."}, {"text": "GMPC."}, {"text": "Slicing a ham in icy silence."}, {"text": "Mommy and daddy fighting all the time."}, {"text": "Scoot, Scoot-A-Loo."}, {"text": "Teabagging a siamese midget while benchpressing a cybernetically enhanced bear."}, {"text": "Nipple hair."}, {"text": "Theon Greyjoy, Ned Stark's youthful ward."}, {"text": "Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick."}, {"text": "Pewdiepie."}, {"text": "**Lollipops**\nSucker!"}, {"text": "Figuring out how to have sex with a dolphin."}, {"text": "Revy Two-Hands."}, {"text": "Scotsmen marrying their sheep."}, {"text": "My Magical Realm."}, {"text": "Hearing the same jokes over and over again for all eternity."}, {"text": "The Holy Grail."}, {"text": "Outsourcing jobs to India."}, {"text": "Canon fanfiction."}, {"text": "Beyonce thinkpieces."}, {"text": "A powered exoskeleton."}, {"text": "The Make-A-Wish\u00ae Foundation."}, {"text": "Egofaptor."}, {"text": "Blowing your hand off with a firework."}, {"text": "**Coconuts**\n\"Put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up.\" -Harry Nillson."}, {"text": "Piece of shit Christmas cards with no money in them."}, {"text": "Pixelated bukkake."}, {"text": "A falling Paladin."}, {"text": "Gen Fukunaga counting his money."}, {"text": "APT1."}, {"text": "Team-killing fucktards."}, {"text": "A dwarf who won't leave you alone until you compare penis sizes."}, {"text": "A magical kingdom with dragons and elves and no black people."}, {"text": "Aradia Megido."}, {"text": "Yeast."}, {"text": "Vash the Stampede."}, {"text": "Love Machine."}, {"text": "Kings's Landing."}, {"text": "A total scumbag."}, {"text": "Giant sperm from outer space."}, {"text": "The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card."}, {"text": "My mom."}, {"text": "Crying over spilt milk."}, {"text": "Whoremongers."}, {"text": "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIISSSSSSSS."}, {"text": "Storm trooper centerpieces."}, {"text": "The euphoric rush of strangling a drifter."}, {"text": "A spastic nerd."}, {"text": "Suicidal thoughts."}, {"text": "Doing the right thing."}, {"text": "**Judge Judy**\nMs. Sheindlin presides over real-life cases on this TV courtroom show. \"I'm the boss, applesauce!\"."}, {"text": "Dragging Oancitizen back home from a wild night of partying."}, {"text": "Disco Mussolini."}, {"text": "Fucking my therapist."}, {"text": "Making angry love to a DVD copy of \"Neverending Story III\"."}, {"text": "The Last Angry Geek."}, {"text": "Fat Robert Downey Jr."}, {"text": "Having fun."}, {"text": "The Internet Box."}, {"text": "Your Other Honor!"}, {"text": "Winning the approval of Cooking Mama that you never got from actual mama."}, {"text": "OP Delivers."}, {"text": "Mother's debit card."}, {"text": "**In A Coma**\nA deep, prolonged state of unconsciousness ... sometimes you just feel that way."}, {"text": "**Corvettes**\nIn 1953, Chevrolet introduced the Corverre, the first mass-produced sports car with a fiberglass body. The perfect cure for a midlife crisis."}, {"text": "Passing a kidney stone."}, {"text": "Using tears as lubricant."}, {"text": "A fetus."}, {"text": "A semen-stained fursuit."}, {"text": "**Pushups**\nExercises, a type of bra, or the ice cream treat."}, {"text": "Breaking out into song and dance."}, {"text": "The Blockbuster Buster."}, {"text": "**Science Fair Projects**\nNo human subjects, please!"}, {"text": "**E-Mail**\nYou've got JUNK mail!"}, {"text": "Tesla."}, {"text": "Fish fingering your custard."}, {"text": "My Cresta."}, {"text": "Romi Paku."}, {"text": "My harem of scantily clad women."}, {"text": "Hagrid."}, {"text": "Star-shaped nipples."}, {"text": "Dark holes."}, {"text": "Sabu."}, {"text": "Giving 110%."}, {"text": "Urd, Kana, and Misato in a drinking contest."}, {"text": "**Gingko Trees**\nAn Asiatic tree, Gingko biloba, known for its fan shaped leaves. We can't remember what it's good for."}, {"text": "**The 1950s**\nPros: Barbies, barbecues, and bikinis. Cons: McCarthy, the Korean War, television."}, {"text": "Fabricating statistics."}, {"text": "A magic hippie love cloud."}, {"text": "Taking a shit while running at full speed."}, {"text": "Pulling out."}, {"text": "Mental illness."}, {"text": "40 acres and a mule."}, {"text": "Barbed penises."}, {"text": "Majoring in mad science."}, {"text": "Studio Ghibli."}, {"text": "Practicing Gringo Warrior at home with baby oil. Naked."}, {"text": "Scalping."}, {"text": "A cop who is also a dog."}, {"text": "Blood for the Blood God!"}, {"text": "Just now realizing Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who."}, {"text": "Over-intrusive fanboys."}, {"text": "Big Macintosh."}, {"text": "Mako."}, {"text": "A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing."}, {"text": "**Napoleon Bonaparte**\n1769-1821, Emperor of France. Met his Waterloo at the Battle of Waterloo. The name should have tipped him off ..."}, {"text": "Puppies!"}, {"text": "Like a million alligators."}, {"text": "The Tick."}, {"text": "Wet dreams."}, {"text": "The good, hardworking people of Dubuque, Iowa."}, {"text": "A groomsman confessing he always secretly loved you."}, {"text": "Because there's nothing sexy at the Wal-Mart."}, {"text": "The Condesce's crotch."}, {"text": "**Going To Church**\nWeddings, funerals, bazaars, and bingo!"}, {"text": "Reviews of $20 lamps."}, {"text": "Kanaya's chainsaw."}, {"text": "Autoerotic asphyxiation."}, {"text": "Matrix boobs."}, {"text": "Ass to mouth."}, {"text": "**Ragweed**\nA weed of the genus Ambrosia. Nothing to sneeze at."}, {"text": "Earthbound."}, {"text": "Maid Equius."}, {"text": "Reading the entire End-User License Agreement."}, {"text": "youtube.com/Ohmwrecker."}, {"text": "Such a big boy."}, {"text": "The PS4."}, {"text": "Please do not take the items."}, {"text": "A juice box fetish."}, {"text": "The shittier, Jewish version of Christmas."}, {"text": "Blast Templates."}, {"text": "Multi-episode fights."}, {"text": "Rebutle."}, {"text": "**Whipped Cream**\nGreat on strawberry shortcake, banana splits, chocolate pudding ..."}, {"text": "Sanic."}, {"text": "Randy Newman."}, {"text": "Snoop Dogg."}, {"text": "**Manhattan**\nI'll take Manhattan!."}, {"text": "Microsoft."}, {"text": "Curb-stomping."}, {"text": "The SEGA Genesis."}, {"text": "**My Hair**\nHair today, gone tomorrow ..."}, {"text": "All the single ladies."}, {"text": "An empowered woman."}, {"text": "The PSX."}, {"text": "Cowadooty Franchise."}, {"text": "THAC0."}, {"text": "A disappointing salad."}, {"text": "A samurai terminator."}, {"text": "Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine\u00ae."}, {"text": "Film Brain's lovely accent."}, {"text": "A plan that involves Grif dying."}, {"text": "A web of lies."}, {"text": "Playing Hitler twice."}, {"text": "Superwholockvengers."}, {"text": "Redbull without a cause."}, {"text": "Owls, the perfect predator."}, {"text": "Because...hippos."}, {"text": "72 virgins."}, {"text": "Full bush."}, {"text": "Leprosy."}, {"text": "Cousin marriage."}, {"text": "Baby penis."}, {"text": "**Prince Charming**\nThe perfect man ... mythical, of course."}, {"text": "/vr/."}, {"text": "A tactical sonic rainnuke."}, {"text": "Futaloo."}, {"text": "Slaughtering innocent children."}, {"text": "Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess."}, {"text": "Mowing the fucking lawn."}, {"text": "A tiny horse."}, {"text": "Urinating on yourself to prevent an assault."}, {"text": "Catching STDs at conventions."}, {"text": "**Regis Philbin**\n1934- , American talk and game show host. Who wants to be a millionaire? Regis, apparently."}, {"text": "Full HD."}, {"text": "Walking in on Jack Harkness doing your mom. And your dad."}, {"text": "The mixing of the races."}, {"text": "Getting fucked by the Red Robin."}, {"text": "The green sun."}, {"text": "Several decades of festering resentment."}, {"text": "Solving a rubiks cube with your bare nipples."}, {"text": "Socks."}, {"text": "Mewtwo's reveal as a playable character in the next Super Smash Bros. title."}, {"text": "A healthy work-life balance."}, {"text": "Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore."}, {"text": "**Pyramids**\nBuilt by ancient civilizations, found mainly in Egypt, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and Peru. Probably the result of some pyramid scheme."}, {"text": "Damara Megido wearing white at her wedding."}, {"text": "That thing that electrocutes your abs."}, {"text": "Linkara stalking Gail Simone on Twitter."}, {"text": "Invading a micronation in Nevada and making it your own."}, {"text": "Khal Drogo, Dothraki horse lord."}, {"text": "The Blood of Christ."}, {"text": "Cashing in the kids' college fund to pay off your substantial gambling debts."}, {"text": "Child-sized coffins."}, {"text": "Faking a pregnancy."}, {"text": "Chak's bald spot."}, {"text": "Snowflame's cocaine flavored popsicles."}, {"text": "Linkara, dropping an F-Bomb."}, {"text": "Madhouse."}, {"text": "Gwyneth Paltrow's opinions."}, {"text": "**Japanese**\nHow many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who needs light bulbs when you've got OUR new technology!"}, {"text": "Bulma's panties."}, {"text": "A shit-ton of glitter."}, {"text": "Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night."}, {"text": "Hey, fuck you buddy."}, {"text": "Google Glass + e-cigarette: Ultimate Combo!"}, {"text": "Borderline narcissism."}, {"text": "A lime Citra."}, {"text": "Fort Super-Awesome."}, {"text": "Speaking Fancy."}, {"text": "Someone using the word \"Bridezilla\" one more goddamn time."}, {"text": "Gordon Freeman."}, {"text": "Glenn Beck being torn apart by zombies."}, {"text": "LOS MAGOOOOOOOOOOOS DEL TIEMPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"}, {"text": "Sister of Battle lesbian hebephilia."}, {"text": "An unforgettable quincea\u00f1era."}, {"text": "**Baby Showers**\nBaby showers may bring flowers ..."}, {"text": "Ted Nugent's cold, dead hands."}, {"text": "Restore from backups."}, {"text": "Snowboarding uphill."}, {"text": "Origami erotica."}, {"text": "Making Magic."}, {"text": "Scary Spooky Skeletons."}, {"text": "Wanking about games you aren't in."}, {"text": "Falling into the toilet."}, {"text": "Check a look at you later."}, {"text": "**Tidal Waves**\nThe gigantic ocean waves that strike with tremendous force, and cause considerable damage to life and property. Kind of like Spring Break."}, {"text": "A thermonuclear detonation."}, {"text": "Quiche."}, {"text": "Glenn Beck convulsively puking as a brood of Daleks swarm in on him."}, {"text": "Sucking and blowing."}, {"text": "A reason not to commit suicide."}, {"text": "The Mayor."}, {"text": "Corner fucking."}, {"text": "Things you can never unsee."}, {"text": "Fapped."}, {"text": "Games Workshop."}, {"text": "Dodger of Zion."}, {"text": "A long, awkward pause before she says \"I do.\"."}, {"text": "A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days."}, {"text": "Going viral on YouTube."}, {"text": "10."}, {"text": "**Spike Lee**\n1957-, American film maker and Knicks fan. Best known for Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, and 4 Little Girls."}, {"text": "Attitude."}, {"text": "Dang it, Bobby!"}, {"text": "The chicken from Popeyes\u00ae."}, {"text": "Erotic Star Trek fan fiction where all the characters are furries, like Kirk is an ocelot or something."}, {"text": "Hanako (from Katawa Shuojo)."}, {"text": "**Ginseng**\nCommon name for plants of the ginseng family, source of a stimulant and a supposed aphrodisiac."}, {"text": "Gratuitous panty shots."}, {"text": "Santa Christ."}, {"text": "The love that dare not speak its name."}, {"text": "Yorick Ult on Anivia Egg."}, {"text": "Pretending to be happy."}, {"text": "A Big 'Ol Bowl of Fruit!"}, {"text": "A waterproof, vibrating attachment."}, {"text": "The color \"puce\"."}, {"text": "Blip."}, {"text": "The sensitive European photographer who's fucking my wife."}, {"text": "A delicious fried chicken holocaust."}, {"text": "Stretch Panic."}, {"text": "LIQUID!"}, {"text": "Dave Strider."}, {"text": "A global simulcast that forces Whovians to see the sunlight for the first time in ages."}, {"text": "All the sacrifices that come with it."}, {"text": "Portable holes."}, {"text": "Joel Heyman."}, {"text": "A bass guitar straight to the face."}, {"text": "Two years' worth of semen."}, {"text": "Thick and luxurious neckbeards."}, {"text": "**Plane Crashes**\nStatistically safer than driving ... unless you crash."}, {"text": "Equestria Daily."}, {"text": "A Fleshlight\u00ae full of thumb tacks."}, {"text": "**New York City**\nAmerica's most populous city. So good, they named it twice."}, {"text": "70,000 gamers sweating and farting inside an airtight steel dome."}, {"text": "Wizard."}, {"text": "The Hokey Pokey."}, {"text": "Blowing into a catridge."}, {"text": "Explaining how I got the nickname \"Nibbleberries.\"."}, {"text": "An existential crisis over internet reviews."}, {"text": "Penis whiskers."}, {"text": "A surprising amount of hair."}, {"text": "Awesome pictures of planets and stuff."}, {"text": "Loreen Talhaoui."}, {"text": "**Pablo Picasso**\n1881-1973, Spanish painter and sculptor, one of the greatest artists of the 20th century. If only he could draw eyes ..."}, {"text": "**Horseback Riding**\nWHOAAA!!!"}, {"text": "**Wheel Of Fortune**\nAmerican TV game show, BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY!."}, {"text": "Dragoneer."}, {"text": "Jack's beard."}, {"text": "Explosions."}, {"text": "Posting to Wankgate logged in."}, {"text": "Pheonix Wright."}, {"text": "Genderfuckery."}, {"text": "Caster Edition Fanboys."}, {"text": "F.A.T.A.L."}, {"text": "Being John Malkovich."}, {"text": "Kharne."}, {"text": "AXE Body Spray."}, {"text": "Solid Snake's Ass."}, {"text": "Grim dark darkness that's grim."}, {"text": "gAmZeE'S pOtIoNs: 420 bOoNbUcKs."}, {"text": "Kim Kardashian's placenta banh mi."}, {"text": "Ass dance!! Ass dance!!"}, {"text": "Coasters."}, {"text": "Norwegian Oil."}, {"text": "Oozemaster."}, {"text": "**Fund Raising**\nHello ... my name is Jonathan, would you like to buy some fruit, magazines, candy bars, wreaths, pizzas ... ?"}, {"text": "Mount Your Friends: Docking Edition."}, {"text": "That thing with the spoon."}, {"text": "Drawing pornography for Caliborn."}, {"text": "Endless ninjas."}, {"text": "A Tactical Genius."}, {"text": "A hand-basket of lobsters."}, {"text": "Gen \"The Uro-Butcher\"."}, {"text": "War crimes."}, {"text": "Getting off on anime porn."}, {"text": "Mispronouncing Duran Duran."}, {"text": "Getting high on bath salts."}, {"text": "Smoking crack, for instance."}, {"text": "Tupperware."}, {"text": "Big Boss."}, {"text": "A fuck-mothering vampire."}, {"text": "That barrel in Carnival Night Zone at the supposed \"dead end\"."}, {"text": "Applying to a new guild."}, {"text": "Not remembering your wedding night."}, {"text": "An effeminate southern homophobe."}, {"text": "Evolving a labyrinthine vagina."}, {"text": "Games you can play with bricks."}, {"text": "Anonfailing."}, {"text": "Cramming Vladimir Putin full of Activia until he poops out Russia's homophobia."}, {"text": "300,000 Gamerscore."}, {"text": "A boat."}, {"text": "Decorating the house with vagina-inspired artwork."}, {"text": "Queefing bombs out of your vagina."}, {"text": "Blood and Thunder!"}, {"text": "A disgraced pelican."}, {"text": "River Song."}, {"text": "A shiny rock that proves I love you."}, {"text": "**Yellowstone Park**\nHome to 3000 geysers and hot springs. More gas and hot air than Washington, D.C."}, {"text": "**Fly Fishing**\n... if you can\"t catch flies any OTHER way ..."}, {"text": "**Girl Scouts**\nI'll take six boxes of Thin Mints and three of the ... you know, the kind with the peanut butter."}, {"text": "A couch stinking of naked people."}, {"text": "Sodomizing a loved one with a baseball bat."}, {"text": "Simple dog."}, {"text": "WoW."}, {"text": "**Fur**\nThe characteristic covering of mammals and people with money."}, {"text": "Grinning like an idiot."}, {"text": "The black half of Barack Obama."}, {"text": "Nash, dressed as The Undertaker."}, {"text": "GeorgLopez."}, {"text": "Michaelalfox."}, {"text": "Team Lads."}, {"text": "Intimacy with the family dog."}, {"text": "Coveting your neighbor's polyamorous lifestyle."}, {"text": "Henry Goto, John Sirabella, and Stu Levy in a three man fight to the death."}, {"text": "Opening for Sigur R\u00f3s."}, {"text": "Nymphomanic werewolf Rei Ayanami. On rollerskates."}, {"text": "Gamzee Makara."}, {"text": "Just KNOWING that Slick is going to stab Ms. Paint."}, {"text": "A tip of my fedora."}, {"text": "Racial slurs."}, {"text": "The Noble Jury."}, {"text": "The incredibly satisfying sound it makes when you pull it out."}, {"text": "Nella's cleavage Altoids."}, {"text": "Helicopter tits."}, {"text": "Nice boat."}, {"text": "Showing Serial Experiments Lain to toddlers."}, {"text": "Edgar the cow."}, {"text": "School swimsuits."}, {"text": "That Kronk."}, {"text": "wagglan."}, {"text": "**Hollywood**\nMotion picture and television industry center of the world. Hooray for Hollywood!"}, {"text": "Super Aryan Hitler."}, {"text": "Road head."}, {"text": "Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group."}, {"text": "The KKK."}, {"text": "Shipping the fuck out of something."}, {"text": "Grabby-paws."}, {"text": "Free ice cream, yo."}, {"text": "A robot having an orgasm."}, {"text": "**Alfred Hitchcock**\n1899-1980, British-born American director and producer of brilliant psychological thrillers. Right, mother? MOTHER!"}, {"text": "... . .-. . -. .. - -.-- (Serenity)."}, {"text": "Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king."}, {"text": "**Tree Huggers**\n\"Environmentalists\" to the left. \"Wackos\" to the right."}, {"text": "The smooth, unblemished skin of a child."}, {"text": "2 Girls 1 Cup."}, {"text": "Burning Fate Points to survive."}, {"text": "Belching out the lyrics to \"Hey Jude.\"."}, {"text": "Jailbait."}, {"text": "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."}, {"text": "Chilledchaos' homosexual tendencies."}, {"text": "Rotating shapes in mid-air so that they fit into other shapes when they fall."}, {"text": "**King Arthur**\nLegendary British king best known for Camelot and round tables."}, {"text": "A roll in the hay."}, {"text": "Blowing some dudes in an alley."}, {"text": "Passable transvestites."}, {"text": "Offensively stereotyped African animals."}, {"text": "Drinking your troubles away nightly."}, {"text": "A shoggoth."}, {"text": "A sex comet from Neptune that plunges the Earth into eternal sexiness."}, {"text": "Truffle Shuffle."}, {"text": "Dad's fedora."}, {"text": "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle."}, {"text": "Nazis."}, {"text": "The Force."}, {"text": "Wii Fit Trainer."}, {"text": "Dr. Wiki."}, {"text": "Getting censored by a stampede of elephants."}, {"text": "Dumbed down shit for ADD WoW babies."}, {"text": "Golden showers."}, {"text": "A stripper named \"Anchovy.\"."}, {"text": "Radio Dead Air."}, {"text": "Everyone turning into ponies."}, {"text": "Half the deal for twice the price!"}, {"text": "Now I'm into something... Darker."}, {"text": "**Doing The Dishes**\nYou wash, I'll watch."}, {"text": "**Celine Dion**\n1968-, Canadian singer whose heart will go on, and on ..."}, {"text": "The Crev."}, {"text": "A ghoul."}, {"text": "**Screeching**\nPlease stop."}, {"text": "Build an Aegis!"}, {"text": "Whatever is left."}, {"text": "A busty, blonde, blue-eyed, dumb-as-rocks American."}, {"text": "On disk DLC."}, {"text": "Because no one wants to see your dick."}, {"text": "Just the Tip."}, {"text": "A sexually frustrated griffon."}, {"text": "Being the other guy."}, {"text": "**A Sunset**\nThe sun never set on the British Empire ... because God didn't trust the English in the dark."}, {"text": "Wonder Woman's invisible chopper."}, {"text": "A school bus surrounded by cop cars."}, {"text": "Vatheon."}, {"text": "Nash's creepy face."}, {"text": "Cake farts."}, {"text": "**Cary Grant**\n1904-86, British-born American actor known for his debonair manner. He can be found North by Northwest."}, {"text": "**Lawyers**\nWe'd throw some joke in here, but we're afraid of getting sued."}, {"text": "Pacific Rim."}, {"text": "ReCaptcha."}, {"text": "Keith David's voice."}, {"text": "Land mines."}, {"text": "Carefully escorting Anna."}, {"text": "Making airplane noises."}, {"text": "Avasting Fluttershy's Ass."}, {"text": "The Great NSFW Purge Of 2013."}, {"text": "Awkward hugs."}, {"text": "The Great Dildo, Thor."}, {"text": "Pregnant sex."}, {"text": "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."}, {"text": "The Featured Box."}, {"text": "lol so randumb!!!!111 XD."}, {"text": "Morphin'."}, {"text": "Flying Nimbus."}, {"text": "A poorly-written ugly mess."}, {"text": "The mathematics of cunnilungus."}, {"text": "Zero gravity sex."}, {"text": "Christopher R. Sabat."}, {"text": "Emma Watson dressed as a crab dancing to K-Pop."}, {"text": "Fuckin' Bronies."}, {"text": "Shlicktau."}, {"text": "A fluffy little butt."}, {"text": "Fondled by your brother on your wedding day."}, {"text": "Desperately hurling insults at Donald Trump as he absorbs them into his rapidly expanding body."}, {"text": "Grumpy dumpies."}, {"text": "Dice animism."}, {"text": "Pegasus wing deformities."}, {"text": "Rich, chocolatey Ovaltine\u00ae."}, {"text": "All your base."}, {"text": "Sonic Screwdriver."}, {"text": "Blowjobs for everyone."}, {"text": "Abaddon the Armless."}, {"text": "Vinyl Vanna."}, {"text": "Being eaten by a titan."}, {"text": "What to do with all of this chocolate on my penis."}, {"text": "Your Spiritual Liege, Matt Ward."}, {"text": "Dying in a hang gliding accident."}, {"text": "A corgi wearing a hat."}, {"text": "**Rednecks**\n\"You might be a redneck if ...\" -Jeff Foxworthy."}, {"text": "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."}, {"text": "Sloppy inter-species makeouts."}, {"text": "The establishment."}, {"text": "Reddit."}, {"text": "Feline eugenics."}, {"text": "The Dial-A-Slice Apple Divider from Williams-Sonoma."}, {"text": "The sweet song of sword against and the braying of mighty war beasts."}, {"text": "Tittybabies."}, {"text": "METAL BOXES."}, {"text": "That bridesmaid that won't stop crying."}, {"text": "Children on leashes."}, {"text": "Some kind of bird-man."}, {"text": "A lesson in pain."}, {"text": "Water."}, {"text": "Pounced.org."}, {"text": "Drama Drama Duck."}, {"text": "Your bullshit OTP."}, {"text": "Steve The Teacher."}, {"text": "A corgi."}, {"text": "Farting into a fancy handkerchief."}, {"text": "An incest ship."}, {"text": "The Wiggles."}, {"text": "Duct tape."}, {"text": "Costco\u00ae food samples."}, {"text": "**Bubbles**\n\"Tiny bubbles, in the wine/ Tiny bubble make me feel fine ...\" -Don Ho."}, {"text": "Not being too smelly, you know, in the cellar. Down Below."}, {"text": "Twist."}, {"text": "Clamping down on a gazelle's jugular and tasting its warm life waters."}, {"text": "**Katherine Hepburn**\n1909-2003, American actor and winner of four Academy Awards. She starred in such classics as The African Queen."}, {"text": "Moundo."}, {"text": "/co/."}, {"text": "Pussy lips of all shapes and sizes."}, {"text": "**Leeches**\nAny mention of lawyers, agents, or reporters would be FAR too easy ..."}, {"text": "Good grammar."}, {"text": "Sergals."}, {"text": "Tacos."}, {"text": "Lil' Seb."}, {"text": "**Giving A Hug**\n\"One may give without loving; but none can love without giving.\" -Anonymous."}, {"text": "The inaudible screams of carrots."}, {"text": "Getting caught by the police and going to jail."}, {"text": "Fun Tyrant."}, {"text": "Getting buggered by a giant hamster."}, {"text": "**Helen Keller**\n1880-1968, American author and lecturer who overcame deafness and blindness with the help of her companion, Anne Sullivan."}, {"text": "Red Shirts."}, {"text": "Uguu..."}, {"text": "Hitler's mustache."}, {"text": "A chair that likes to rape people."}, {"text": "Lesbians."}, {"text": "Funky fresh rhymes."}, {"text": "**Bill Clinton**\n1946- , popular, yet embattled, 42nd president of the United States."}, {"text": "The North."}, {"text": "**Men In Black**\nWe're not here. You don't see us. The government did NOT send us."}, {"text": "Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up."}, {"text": "A delicious baby."}, {"text": "Doomguy."}, {"text": "Beppo the Invisible Monkey."}, {"text": "Creating a LttP vs Majora's Mask."}, {"text": "The economy."}, {"text": "A drunken Japanese businessman."}, {"text": "Being awkward around your favorite reviewer."}, {"text": "Classic Northernlion."}, {"text": "Dollhouse."}, {"text": "The depression that ensues after catching 'em all."}, {"text": "Crystal Pepsi\u00ae."}, {"text": "Being frozen today."}, {"text": "Reading the manual."}, {"text": "Being fabulous."}, {"text": "A low standard of living."}, {"text": "Raptor attacks."}, {"text": "**The Beatles**\n1960s British band. Only the most revolutionary, influential and universally acclaimed group of the 20th century. That's all."}, {"text": "**Stephen King**\n1947- , American author of horror novels, who's sold more than 100 million copies of his books. Talk about frightening ..."}, {"text": "Actually taking candy from a baby."}, {"text": "**Rust**\n\"Rust never sleeps.\" -Neil Young."}, {"text": "Finding grey paint on your bathroom door three weeks after the last meetup."}, {"text": "A monkey smoking a cigar."}, {"text": "Calliope."}, {"text": "Novelty Twitter accounts."}, {"text": "The four arms of Vishnu."}, {"text": "Bullshit."}, {"text": "The Last of Us."}, {"text": "That Lyra plushie."}, {"text": "Fisting."}, {"text": "Katawa Shoujio."}, {"text": "The R&R; Connection."}, {"text": "Stormtroopers."}, {"text": "Quitting this panel after one round because you are afraid of getting typecast."}, {"text": "Dalek porn."}, {"text": "Nuns."}, {"text": "That time you let your dog go a little further than just sniffing your crotch."}, {"text": "Insta-killing your partner with the Select button."}, {"text": "**Watching Football**\nSheer athletic prowess by players in peak physical condition is a glorious thing to behold. Pass the chips and beer."}, {"text": "Vriska's SEXY sex tips for having SEXY SEX!"}, {"text": "The Knuckles wall glitch."}, {"text": "Festively plump."}, {"text": "Forcing a handjob on a dying man."}, {"text": "Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone."}, {"text": "**Snow**\nTransparent ice crystals which form around dust and other small particles. Get my drift?"}, {"text": "JSmith's laundry."}, {"text": "PONY.MOV."}, {"text": "Lofn."}, {"text": "Whipping the Earth Pony slaves."}, {"text": "Dice inserted somewhere painful."}, {"text": "The tears of a college student."}, {"text": "Undercover NBC DateLine Reporter."}, {"text": "Refusing to shave."}, {"text": "Rock Concert."}, {"text": "A sweet spaceship."}, {"text": "The Cock Ring of Alacrity."}, {"text": "A bag of magic beans."}, {"text": "Problem Sleuth."}, {"text": "**Chinatown**\nInternational travel, just around the corner."}, {"text": "Florida."}, {"text": "Lesbrarians."}, {"text": "**Gang Members**\n\"When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way...\" -West Side Story."}, {"text": "Mountain Dew\u00ae Baja Blast."}, {"text": "Using your underwear to shoplift raw meat from your local Wal-Mart."}, {"text": "**Leaf Blowers**\nToro, Toro, Toro!"}, {"text": "LYNCH LUPUS."}, {"text": "Badly translated Latin."}, {"text": "The machine that goes \"Ping!\"."}, {"text": "A Blip ad for the most embarrassing reality show ever."}, {"text": "Arya Stark."}, {"text": "Tentacle porn."}, {"text": "A mindfuck."}, {"text": "A mustache ride."}, {"text": "The Dildo of Oglogoth."}, {"text": "Two Girls One Cup."}, {"text": "Using Crystal Pepsi as a substitute for lube."}, {"text": "Being nine years old."}, {"text": "Female genital mutilation."}, {"text": "**Morticians**\nWhy do you hang around with THOSE stiffs ...?"}, {"text": "Tinychat."}, {"text": "Trials PIG."}, {"text": "Getting into a situation with an owlbear."}, {"text": "**Sloppy Joes**\nMy favorite recipe -open the can."}, {"text": "Calculating every mannerism so as not to suggest homosexuality."}, {"text": "A stray pube."}, {"text": "The League of Legends."}, {"text": "Nash, making train sounds in a bathtub."}, {"text": "Masturbating, with claws."}, {"text": "Sick with the cancer."}, {"text": "Informing you that I am a registered sex offender."}, {"text": "Making out in public."}, {"text": "Emotions."}, {"text": "The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight."}, {"text": "Adderall\u2122."}, {"text": "Goofy masturbating in the fields."}, {"text": "Two beautiful pig sisters."}, {"text": "A series of explicit Post-It notes."}, {"text": "A plushie TARDIS."}, {"text": "A bag of dicks."}, {"text": "WHERE IS FELIX RAMIREZ?"}, {"text": "**The Eiffel Tower**\nDesigned and built by French engineer Alexandre Gustave Eiffel for the Paris World's Fair of 1889."}, {"text": "Gazebos."}, {"text": "Febreezing your Taint."}, {"text": "Mr. Clean, right behind you."}, {"text": "**Winning The Lottery**\nThe more you play, the more THEY win."}, {"text": "Faffy Waffle."}, {"text": "An army of skeletons."}, {"text": "Plato's Allegory of the Cave or some other pretentious bullshit."}, {"text": "**Bubble Gum**\nCrack it, snap it, pop it, and blow it!"}, {"text": "**Swiss Chocolate**\n\"What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.\" -George Bernard Shaw."}, {"text": "Stormy's latest alias."}, {"text": "Diamanda Hagan."}, {"text": "Two fillies shitting into a bucket."}, {"text": "Jeff Goldblum."}, {"text": "Ninja Sex Party."}, {"text": "Other people's children."}, {"text": "Sean Penn."}, {"text": "UDP Handshake."}, {"text": "**Bates Motel**\nThe haunt of Alfred Hitchcock's psycho, Norman Bates ... and mother, of course ..."}, {"text": "Those moments when you're bored and pucker your anus to a good beat."}, {"text": "Danerys Targaryen, Khaleesi of the Dothraki."}, {"text": "Telling Pacey your innermost secrets in a canoe beneath the Capeside stars."}, {"text": "When the big truck goes \"Toot! Toot!\"."}, {"text": "Faking it until making it."}, {"text": "Rice balls."}, {"text": "Ridley."}, {"text": "The combined fat from all of the Kardashians' liposuction procedures."}, {"text": "Los Tiburon."}, {"text": "**Jerry Springer**\n1944- , controversial talk-show host. Don't those people know that millions of us are watching?"}, {"text": "Piss."}, {"text": "Angry Joe's raging boner."}, {"text": "Cousin Maeby."}, {"text": "The LGBT community."}, {"text": "Joffrey Baratheon, the loathsome little shit."}, {"text": "Swine."}, {"text": "Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Underpants. Under-."}, {"text": "Twilight Sparkle."}, {"text": "Too little, too late."}, {"text": "Legbeards."}, {"text": "Extensive research by Trygve."}, {"text": "Equius Zahhak."}, {"text": "Raging wingboners."}, {"text": "Dear Mun."}, {"text": "Post-apocalyptic shroudwear."}, {"text": "Ominous background music."}, {"text": "A Googly eyed blow job."}, {"text": "**Chicago**\nThird largest city in the United States. Our kind of town."}, {"text": "Convention sluts."}, {"text": "The best man's dark sexual past."}, {"text": "Choking on the ashes of Gloria Steinem's bras."}, {"text": "BonBon."}, {"text": "Butler Island."}, {"text": "Feeding rocks to children."}, {"text": "Nash's folksy, velvety voice."}, {"text": "Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding."}, {"text": "FANSERVICE!!!"}, {"text": "MY HORSE IS AMAZING."}, {"text": "Ladles."}, {"text": "Out-of-this-world bazongas."}, {"text": "Meryl Streep selfies."}, {"text": "Arnold Schwarzenegger."}, {"text": "Kebab."}, {"text": "Really, truly heterosexual."}, {"text": "Getting this party started!"}, {"text": "Almost dying at Sesame Street."}, {"text": "Actually cumming inside Rainbow Dash."}, {"text": "Doritoes."}, {"text": "Not wearing pants."}, {"text": "Some douche with an acoustic guitar."}, {"text": "Bad emotions I don't want."}, {"text": "Going to bed at a reasonable hour."}, {"text": "North Korea's Twitter Account."}, {"text": "Soggy bread."}, {"text": "About 16 ounces of horse semen."}, {"text": "Childlike bukakke."}, {"text": "Crash Override."}, {"text": "Telling a street harasser \"You know what? I *will* blow you.\"."}, {"text": "**Danielle Steel**\n1947- , Prolific romance novelist. \"Suddenly, Stephanie spotted Lance on the beach ...\"."}, {"text": "A world without boxes."}, {"text": "**Romeo And Juliet**\nWilliam Shakespeare's best known play, written in 1595. Youthful love and hasty temperaments."}, {"text": "The Awesome Series."}, {"text": "JonTron."}, {"text": "**Sharks**\nMany species living today are similar to those from 100 million years ago. Because change is scary."}, {"text": "An autistic knife fight."}, {"text": "**Captain Kirk**\nFictional starship captain. \"Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life on this planet!\" - bumper sticker, 1980s."}, {"text": "Grep."}, {"text": "Residue."}, {"text": "The noises red pandas make during sex."}, {"text": "M.D. Geist."}, {"text": "League of Legends."}, {"text": "Transformation Fetishists."}, {"text": "Following the damn train."}, {"text": "Meowing Ride of the Valkyries during intercourse."}, {"text": "Lumberjack fantasies."}, {"text": "Guns."}, {"text": "TWENTY MILLION U.S. DOLLARS."}, {"text": "Mouth Hugs."}, {"text": "Petstuck."}, {"text": "A sandwich with Cheetos in it."}, {"text": "**Hairballs**\nCough it up, kitty ..."}, {"text": "Edible underpants."}, {"text": "A gender-neutral, owl-themed baby announcement."}, {"text": "**Geishas**\nJapanese women training in traditional singing, dancing, and entertaining. Of course, you would never recognize them without all that make-up."}, {"text": "Smallpox blankets."}, {"text": "**The Grateful Dead**\nAmerican rock band, founded in 1965 and best known for their \"Dead Head\" fans."}, {"text": "Snookie."}, {"text": "Sci-Fi Guy's ponytail."}, {"text": "Surprise penis."}, {"text": "Sonic The Hedgehog."}, {"text": "**Brad Pitt**\n1963- , American actor and heart-throb."}, {"text": "Women's suffrage."}, {"text": "One of those \"blow jobs\" I've been hearing so much about."}, {"text": "A primordial soup and salad bar."}, {"text": "The E%ecutor/Expatri8 Darkleer."}, {"text": "A crossover."}, {"text": "Gavin's Trophy Room of Victory."}, {"text": "Stairfax Temperatures."}, {"text": "**Gym Teachers**\n\"I am a Physical Education Teacher. Call me a gym teacher again and you can drop and give me ten!\"."}, {"text": "Stretching those glutes."}, {"text": "The erotic possibilities of duct tape."}, {"text": "Filling a man's anus with concrete."}, {"text": "My tailhole."}, {"text": "A finger up the butt."}, {"text": "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's *Richard III*."}, {"text": "Zeppelins."}, {"text": "Welshy."}, {"text": "Temporary invincibility."}, {"text": "The Little Engine That Could."}, {"text": "The pig fucking movie."}, {"text": "The math of Velociraptors."}, {"text": "**Bigfoot**\nLegendary North American monster, a.k.a. Sasquatch or the Abominable Snowman."}, {"text": "White privilege."}, {"text": "Being a busy adult with many important things to do."}, {"text": "Vegetarian options."}, {"text": "Bath salts."}, {"text": "Calling dibs on a spaceship."}, {"text": "Futuristic death sports."}, {"text": "**Discovering America**\n1492, Christopher Columbus discovered that America was discovered centuries before he arrived."}, {"text": "Trying to get your die-cast Gundam model through airport security."}, {"text": "A madman who lives in a policebox and kidnaps women."}, {"text": "Getting caught up in the CROSSFIRE\u2122."}, {"text": "Cherub mating rituals."}, {"text": "$300 anime bluray boxsets."}, {"text": "Sunshine and rainbows."}, {"text": "Drinking on live TV."}, {"text": "Direwolves."}, {"text": "A liberal bias."}, {"text": "**Rosie O'Donnell**\n1962-, American actor and comedian. She's in a league of her own!"}, {"text": "SS Girls."}, {"text": "4,000 tacos, and one Diet Coke."}, {"text": "Doo-doo."}, {"text": "An icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker."}, {"text": "**The Supreme Court**\nThe highest court in the United States. Robes, but no wigs."}, {"text": "STEAL ALL THE FARM."}, {"text": "The USS Buttfucker."}, {"text": "**Homer Simpson**\nFictional cartoon character created by Matt Groening. D'oh!"}, {"text": "A mexican car wash."}, {"text": "My dead son's baseball glove."}, {"text": "Seppuku."}, {"text": "Aranea Serket."}, {"text": "The poor decision that is having a staring contest with a weeping angel."}, {"text": "Aradia's charred, rotting corpse."}, {"text": "Zeo Linkara."}, {"text": "Man meat."}, {"text": "Having an awesome time drinking and driving."}, {"text": "RockLeeSmile."}, {"text": "Krystal, the fox."}, {"text": "That time the bride thought she was a lesbian."}, {"text": "A Mastercraft Greatsword."}, {"text": "Marzgurl."}, {"text": "That just happened and we let that happen."}, {"text": "**Road Kill**\nMmmmmm. Them's good eatin'."}, {"text": "Plush rump."}, {"text": "Crippling social anxiety."}, {"text": "A legion of mechawolves."}, {"text": "Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide."}, {"text": "An itsy-bitsy teeny weenie."}, {"text": "Monty Oum."}, {"text": "A Wanksock."}, {"text": "Fillidelphia."}, {"text": "David."}, {"text": "Storing your dead friend's ashes into a Quaker Oats can."}, {"text": "Lightish red."}, {"text": "Why not Zoidberg?!"}, {"text": "Frying the Coke."}, {"text": "Homestuck."}, {"text": "Show me your tits!"}, {"text": "A depressed tentacle monster."}, {"text": "High-fiving after sex."}, {"text": "Because Froggen did it."}, {"text": "An unusually-attractive transvestite."}, {"text": "The ol' penis-in-the-popcorn surprise."}, {"text": "**Darth Vader**\n\"Luke ... (wheeze) .. I am ... (wheeze) ... your father ... and you don't write, you don't call ... NOTHING.\"."}, {"text": "The \u00dcbermensch."}, {"text": "**On-Line Shopping**\nEnter your credit card number now. This is a secure site ... Sure it is ..."}, {"text": "Fucking a nun."}, {"text": "Air from my lungs."}, {"text": "DRAGON DILDOS."}, {"text": "Rock-hard, glistening abs."}, {"text": "Hooking up at a Tegan and Sara concert."}, {"text": "Colby 2012."}, {"text": "Rich Corinthian leather."}, {"text": "**South Park**\nHighly-rated, highly offensive animated cartoon series. \"Oh my God! We killed Kenny!\"."}, {"text": "Saxophone solos."}, {"text": "Robots who just want to party."}, {"text": "Kanaya's ashen promiscuity."}, {"text": "Nmap."}, {"text": "Babe caught me slippin'."}, {"text": "Big Jim Slade."}, {"text": "Game Grumps VS."}, {"text": "Fetal alcohol syndrome."}, {"text": "Self-medicating."}, {"text": "**Custer's Last Stand**\n1866, Little Big Horn. Very big mistake."}, {"text": "A copy of Trigun signed by Micah Solusod."}, {"text": "Angrily playing piano."}, {"text": "Slipping her the ol' plastic Mickey."}, {"text": "An obscene amount of butter."}, {"text": "Rolling around at the speed of sound."}, {"text": "Ass Creed."}, {"text": "Surprise hermaphrodites."}, {"text": "A Molson muscle."}, {"text": "Forgetting your birth control pills."}, {"text": "A homemade, cum-stained Star Trek uniform."}, {"text": "Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand."}, {"text": "Drawing the line in the fucking sand."}, {"text": "Not believing in giraffes."}, {"text": "Korean Jesus."}, {"text": "Sports."}, {"text": "**Bald Eagles**\nKnown for their majestic appearance and powerful flight. In 1782, the bald eagle was chosen as the emblem of the United States."}, {"text": "Mom."}, {"text": "The ungodly abomination that is Robotech."}, {"text": "#MikeBithell."}, {"text": "Mr. Satan."}, {"text": "**Waterbeds**\nCould serve as a safety precaution for those who smoke in bed."}, {"text": "**Cell Phones**\nGet off the phone or get off the road!"}, {"text": "Said no one ever!"}, {"text": "Heteronormativity."}, {"text": "The power of friendship."}, {"text": "Troll blood."}, {"text": "Bludgeoning Haruhi Suzumiya to death with a tire iron."}, {"text": "Barta not being sarcastic."}, {"text": "**Bullwinkle**\nAs in the cartoon \"The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle\" - the moose half of moose and squirrel."}, {"text": "Emi (from Katawa Shoujo)."}, {"text": "10 football players with erections barreling towards you at full speed."}, {"text": "The folly of man."}, {"text": "Math is hard. Lets go shopping!"}, {"text": "Garshstostoles."}, {"text": "Being facesat by someone who is holding in a fart."}, {"text": "Lordi's entire army of makeup artists."}, {"text": "Johnny Yong Bosch."}, {"text": "Foalcon."}, {"text": "A school bus orgy."}, {"text": "Cory in the House."}, {"text": "Creamy Mami."}, {"text": "Signal boosting an obvious hoax."}, {"text": "Flying robots that kill people."}, {"text": "Because the Kool-Aid Man is red."}, {"text": "Getting aborted."}, {"text": "Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster\u00ae."}, {"text": "SBAHJ hentai doujinshi."}, {"text": "Sharing a public restroom with a Weeping Angel."}, {"text": "Having sex with your mom."}, {"text": "Haven."}, {"text": "Buttpirate Pokemon."}, {"text": "Putting all the condiments on your steak. ALL OF THEM."}, {"text": "**The 1980s**\nPros: meant the end of the 1970s. Cons: '80s nostalgia."}, {"text": "**Rocket Scientists**\nHey! They're not rocket scie ... oh ... never mind."}, {"text": "Blackface."}, {"text": "Franklin Delano Donut."}, {"text": "The five months when the Nostalgia Critic was dead."}, {"text": "**My High School Prom**\nAs if adolescence isn't awkward and painful enough ..."}, {"text": "Rubbing my bush all over your bald head."}, {"text": "A table for one at The Cheesecake Factory."}, {"text": "Half-fae catboys."}, {"text": "The buzzing noise the Sonic Screwdriver makes."}, {"text": "Finding a skeleton."}, {"text": "From Primark."}, {"text": "Nope! Chuck Testa."}, {"text": "**The Pentagon**\nThe five-sided home of the U.S. Department of Defense."}, {"text": "The Devil himself."}, {"text": "Sudden penis loss."}, {"text": "Being tarred and feathered."}, {"text": "**Apples**\nMore than 40 million metric tons are produced worldwide every year. How 'bout them apples?"}, {"text": "Undying love and eternal affection."}, {"text": "An arm and a leg."}, {"text": "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo."}, {"text": "**Windsurfing**\nReally just surfing for lazy people."}, {"text": "Rushing to dear_mun to post about the latest global tragedy in-character."}, {"text": "Kira worshippers."}, {"text": "Horsearoni."}, {"text": "One too many blow job shots."}, {"text": "A meat popsicle."}, {"text": "**Dating**\nFirst stage of the human mating ritual."}, {"text": "**Trailer Parks**\nAlso known as tornado magnets."}, {"text": "Princess Elise's octopus face."}, {"text": "COLLIN."}, {"text": "Apples to Apples\u00ae."}, {"text": "A cunning stunt."}, {"text": "Commenting out what other people say."}, {"text": "Snowflame's fuzzy slippers."}, {"text": "**Thunder**\n\"Here it comes again, Thunder and Lightning...\" -ELO."}, {"text": "Attacking from Kamchatka."}, {"text": "Taking a shit in the shrine's donation box."}, {"text": "**A Locker Room**\nSteamy atmosphere ... bawdy humor ... sweaty bodies ... HEY! Sounds like Cable TV!"}, {"text": "Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter."}, {"text": "**Bruce Willis**\n1955- , Diehard American action movie star who has moonlighted on TV. He also starred in Pulp Fiction, Armageddon and The Sixth Sense."}, {"text": "Anal."}, {"text": "Smuppets."}, {"text": "Firefly: Season 2."}, {"text": "Billy the Answer Head."}, {"text": "Wearing Nicolas Cage's face."}, {"text": "The orange gem from Bejeweled\u2122."}, {"text": "The Shipping Olympics."}, {"text": "Sucking all the milk out of a yak."}, {"text": "bronze scrub."}, {"text": "Black\u2605Star."}, {"text": "PASTAAAAA!!!!"}, {"text": "A cockblocker."}, {"text": "**Hangnails**\nWe've fingered the cause of the pain."}, {"text": "Laying back and thinking of Alternia."}, {"text": "**Silk**\nProduced as a cocoon covering by the silk worm, and used in fine fabrics and textiles."}, {"text": "Fapping while wearing a horse head mask."}, {"text": "Literally shaking and crying."}, {"text": "Dating exclusively within the fandom."}, {"text": "Cock."}, {"text": "Violating the First Law of Robotics."}, {"text": "Xbox Hueg."}, {"text": "A breakfast sausage with serious emotional problems."}, {"text": "WAAAAAAAVE LAAAAZEEEEEEER."}, {"text": "Talking nuts."}, {"text": "Zatopeepee, the Blind Fucksman."}, {"text": "Rudolph's bright red balls."}, {"text": "Crabs Adjust Humidity."}, {"text": "Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator."}, {"text": "A pale slurry of tears, icing, and denial."}, {"text": "NO JON NO."}, {"text": "Beating your wives."}, {"text": "Game feel."}, {"text": "Sheath licking."}, {"text": "\"Apple Juice.\"."}, {"text": "\"Intimacy issues.\"."}, {"text": "Swore an oath to the old gods and the new."}, {"text": "The Uncanny Valley."}, {"text": "Musedumping."}, {"text": "Yog-Sothoth."}, {"text": "Throwing stones at a man until he dies."}, {"text": "A bear in a disguise."}, {"text": "The Conversion Bureau."}, {"text": "**Bingo**\n\"There was a farmer, had a dog, and Bingo was his name-o ...\"."}, {"text": "The Chicken Dance."}, {"text": "L.A. Noire."}, {"text": "God Hates You."}, {"text": "Wincest."}, {"text": "Elf vaginas."}, {"text": "**Bad Dogs**\nBad dog, bad dog. What'cha gonna do?"}, {"text": "Napalm."}, {"text": "**Normal Rockwell**\n1894-1978, American painter, illustrator and all-around interpreter of small town American life."}, {"text": "Sorry, this answer is only available in the fanfic version of Cards against Con."}, {"text": "Calling long-distance to demand tags from your RP partner."}, {"text": "A blinged out TARDIS blasting dubstep when it is traveling."}, {"text": "A tiny white dick."}, {"text": "The (technically) Virgin Mary."}, {"text": "Sweater kittens."}, {"text": "Getting fucking ganked."}, {"text": "A horny dragon."}, {"text": "Concealing a boner."}, {"text": "Muchin' puss."}, {"text": "Nurse Joy."}, {"text": "When you catch yourself glancing at the crotches of animated characters."}, {"text": "A secret blend of eleven herbs and spices."}, {"text": "Riding off to join your best friend's rebellion."}, {"text": "Get on my level."}, {"text": "Assholes who hate foalcon."}, {"text": "Getting ganked."}, {"text": "Geralt."}, {"text": "Trevor, the world's greatest boyfriend."}, {"text": "Kali."}, {"text": "The Amish."}, {"text": "Canine superiority."}, {"text": "**Log Cabins**\nAmong the many Americans born in log cabins were Preisdents Harrison, Lincoln, and Grant. Just pass the maple syrup."}, {"text": "Fast-forwarding."}, {"text": "Handicapped people on Takeshi's Castle."}, {"text": "**Baked Beans**\nAdd a little bacon, brown sugar and Beano!"}, {"text": "Blue Baby."}, {"text": "A spider furry who isn't even into bondage."}, {"text": "Cybernetic enhancements."}, {"text": "**House Guests**\nHow many visitors does it take to drive you crazy? Go on -take a guest!"}, {"text": "Quelaag's Furysword."}, {"text": "**Women**\nREAL Women."}, {"text": "Being so wet it just slides out of you."}, {"text": "Mpreg."}, {"text": "Waiting 'til marriage."}, {"text": "The \"special attachments\" we ALL know that Equius gave to AradiaBot."}, {"text": "Me."}, {"text": "Dividing by zero."}, {"text": "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot."}, {"text": "Steve Wozniak."}, {"text": "Not being Jedward."}, {"text": "Domino's\u2122 Oreo\u2122 Dessert Pizza."}, {"text": "A woman with a double-wide stroller about to mow you down."}, {"text": "YouTube comments."}, {"text": "Going Super Saiyan during orgasm."}, {"text": "Matt and Pat."}, {"text": "The token minority."}, {"text": "A one-way ticket to Steubenville."}, {"text": "Magic."}, {"text": "A micropenis."}, {"text": "Getting eaten out by a dog."}, {"text": "EXIF data stalking."}, {"text": "John Joseco."}, {"text": "Morgan Freeman."}, {"text": "**Charging Rhinos**\nHow do you stop a rhino from charging? Take away its credit cards."}, {"text": "A gag ball and a riding crop."}, {"text": "Immortality cream."}, {"text": "Max Payne."}, {"text": "Bronies."}, {"text": "An art film Kyle's reviewed."}, {"text": "Whiteknighting."}, {"text": "Secretly drunk-dialing exes."}, {"text": "Sriracha."}, {"text": "Homework."}, {"text": "An uppercut."}, {"text": "Ass demons."}, {"text": "Ellen Degeneres."}, {"text": "Queer Lesbian Jesus."}, {"text": "Toxic BBQ."}, {"text": "Lil' Cal's dead eyes."}, {"text": "Buzzwords."}, {"text": "**Bats**\nThe little brown bat consumes as many as 600 mosquitoes in an hour. The vampire bat dines elsewhere ..."}, {"text": "Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA)."}, {"text": "Saber Starblast."}, {"text": "Finger banging Michelle Rodriguez."}, {"text": "**Global Warming**\nIs it hot in here, or is it just me?"}, {"text": "Ringworm."}, {"text": "A five minute video of Cronus giving Kankri a blowjob."}, {"text": "A guest appearance by Giovanni Jones, the talking lobster."}, {"text": "Nipple clamps on the gift registry."}, {"text": "The noise a cat makes before vomiting."}, {"text": "Skeeter The Lurker."}, {"text": "That Dude In The Suede."}, {"text": "World Wars 3 through 5."}, {"text": "Bad Steven Foster dubs."}, {"text": "Lego\u00ae recreations of famous porn scenes."}, {"text": "Naruto."}, {"text": "Michael J. Caboose."}, {"text": "Hipsters on their iPhones at Starbucks."}, {"text": "**Ballerinas**\nBeautiful, graceful dancers who are always on their toes."}, {"text": "Grocery shopping in a bathrobe."}, {"text": "Being too high for airplane."}, {"text": "Nipple blades."}, {"text": "Eating an entire snowman."}, {"text": "J-pop idols."}, {"text": "Spectacular abs."}, {"text": "Nyarlathotep."}, {"text": "Books."}, {"text": "The best card in my hand."}, {"text": "Public ridicule."}, {"text": "Full-on socialism."}, {"text": "Three hours of nonstop penetration."}, {"text": "Sopor pies."}, {"text": "**Thomas Edison**\n1847-1931, American inventor, developed a light bulb, generator, sound-recorder, and motion picture projector. Show off."}, {"text": "Nintenyearolds."}, {"text": "A sausage festival."}, {"text": "Daddy going away forever."}, {"text": "Having shotguns for legs."}, {"text": "Sanic Adventure 2."}, {"text": "Goblins."}, {"text": "Patti Mayonnaise."}, {"text": "Dying alone and in pain."}, {"text": "Rolling a D20 to save a failing marriage."}, {"text": "Moot."}, {"text": "PhilBuni."}, {"text": "A Linkara cameo."}, {"text": "Not giving a shit about the Third World."}, {"text": "Friendship."}, {"text": "Creamy slices of real, California avocado."}, {"text": "Scootabuse."}, {"text": "Clubbin seals."}, {"text": "Teenage pregnancy."}, {"text": "Tom Cruise."}, {"text": "Ants in the Pants."}, {"text": "Whomsoever let the dogs out."}, {"text": "The red ring of death."}, {"text": "A Vin Gerard H8 X 10."}, {"text": "Two gallons of elephant shit being dropped on Henry Goto's desk."}, {"text": "Princess Peach's Cake."}, {"text": "Pants."}, {"text": "Bro and Dave banging while Rose watches."}, {"text": "Seananners' dolphin laugh."}, {"text": "Being a dinosaur."}, {"text": "Rough trade."}, {"text": "/x/."}, {"text": "**Rainbows**\n\"Someday they'll find it/ The Rainbow Connection/ The lovers, the dreamers and me ...\" -Kermit the Frog."}, {"text": "The gays."}, {"text": "A sexy naked interactive theater thing."}, {"text": "Finding a nice elevator to poop in."}, {"text": "**Barbed Wire**\nWire with sharp points, used for fences. Created havoc on the western frontier."}, {"text": "My 6.3 KDA ratio."}, {"text": ">BLAM."}, {"text": "Golby not jungling."}, {"text": "A lemon mishap."}, {"text": "Crotch-tits."}, {"text": "What happens in Vegas."}, {"text": "Killfuck Soulshitter."}, {"text": "Dirk Strider."}, {"text": "S'more Schnapps."}, {"text": "Fish fingers and custard."}, {"text": "Mechakara's phallic drill."}, {"text": "Fisk Malks."}, {"text": "**Mudslides**\nChocolate drink or natural disaster ... both occur frequently in California."}, {"text": "Wishing this moment could last forever."}, {"text": "Photosynthesis."}, {"text": "Under the ring."}, {"text": "Lemon Party."}, {"text": "Cultist."}, {"text": "A smashed-in face."}, {"text": "Save The Earth."}, {"text": "Rubbing peanut butter on your genitals."}, {"text": "A Benedict Cumberbatch RealDoll\u2122."}, {"text": "Chuck Norris."}, {"text": "The shambling corpse of Larry King."}, {"text": "Patrick Dempsey thrusting violently into my midsection."}, {"text": "Running out of stamina."}, {"text": "Keyloggers."}, {"text": "Muckin' about."}, {"text": "Failing the Turing test."}, {"text": "Superman 64."}, {"text": "#DesuDes4Life."}, {"text": "Davros getting up on the wrong side of the bed."}, {"text": "Knowing that feel."}, {"text": "Droppin' the mic."}, {"text": "Maxing out your credit cards to buy Homestuck merchandise."}, {"text": "Dropping your pants and saluting."}, {"text": "Grinding levels."}, {"text": "Breaking the fourth wall to kill the mangaka."}, {"text": "Centaurs."}, {"text": "Demonstrating how to properly put on a condom using a cucumber as substitute for a penis."}, {"text": "The big banana in your pocket."}, {"text": "Eating the last known bison."}, {"text": "An amorous stallion."}, {"text": "Mixing curse levels."}, {"text": "Ain't nobody got time for dat!"}, {"text": "Gangrene."}, {"text": "Fursecution."}, {"text": "Being so far in the closet, you can see Narnia."}, {"text": "A mile-long penis."}, {"text": "Dying."}, {"text": "A chinese buffet where everything is wrapped in bacon."}, {"text": "**A Nine Iron**\nA golf club best used on short shots or large opponents."}, {"text": "Learning that your son is dead, but not caring because you didn't want him anyway."}, {"text": "How bloody that dick's about to be."}, {"text": "**Chickens**\nFrom incubator to rotisserie in 56 days! Run, chicken, run!"}, {"text": "**Plastic**\nGiant molecules of organic polymeric materials. Bags and bags of the stuff."}, {"text": "Pissing on Gary Gygax's grave."}, {"text": "Pillow queens."}, {"text": "Touhou lesbians nobody wants to play with."}, {"text": "Gelatinous Cubes."}, {"text": "A really ugly baby."}, {"text": "A younger, vastly more attractive spouse."}, {"text": "A raging libido."}, {"text": "INTERNET FOREVER!"}, {"text": "Epic old bald dudes."}, {"text": "**Going To School**\nSecondary education? It's elementary."}, {"text": "Butt stuff."}, {"text": "Fifa 2014."}, {"text": "A veil made out of duct tape."}, {"text": "Oancitizen."}, {"text": "A genetic predisposition for alcoholism."}, {"text": "Bejeweed."}, {"text": "Guffpap."}, {"text": "A Chia-Child."}, {"text": "Always\u00a9 Infinity Extra Heavy Overnight Pads with Wings."}, {"text": "Latula Pyrope."}, {"text": "SAN loss."}, {"text": "A painting of a horse attacking a football player."}, {"text": "Apple Juice."}, {"text": "Shouting the loudest."}, {"text": "The Love Hotel."}, {"text": "Joffrey Baratheon, the Prince."}, {"text": "**Wheat**\nMainly used in flour. World output of wheat is more than 600 million metric tons a year ... so someone's making a lot of dough."}, {"text": "Vriska dying after being stabbed by Terezi."}, {"text": "**Cindy Crawford**\n1966- , American Supermodel. What dreams are made of."}, {"text": "Security by obscurity."}, {"text": "Cancer."}, {"text": "Grandiosa."}, {"text": "Eating all the skin off a rotisserie chicken."}, {"text": "A Christmas stocking full of coleslaw."}, {"text": "An 8-ball."}, {"text": "Rage."}, {"text": "Dark Nella."}, {"text": "A mazel tov cocktail."}, {"text": "Gary."}, {"text": "Raw sewage."}, {"text": "125% Reccomended Daily Allowance of cock."}, {"text": "Skip the bullshit and go straight to banging."}, {"text": "Winterfell."}, {"text": "Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex."}, {"text": "The animes."}, {"text": "ZELJKO YOU CHEAAAAAT."}, {"text": "Turning it all into a sexy dance."}, {"text": "Meaning something completely different by the word \"facial.\"."}, {"text": "Lagging out."}, {"text": "Testosterone-induced rage."}, {"text": "The Famous Five."}, {"text": "Clopfics."}, {"text": "OFF by Mortis Ghost."}, {"text": "Being tied up with Wonder Woman's Magic Lasso."}, {"text": "Gilbert Gottfried's voice."}, {"text": "Rosa Parks' back seat."}, {"text": "Sex with Pok\u00e9mon."}, {"text": "The bullet with your name on it."}, {"text": "knighty's dribbling dick."}, {"text": "Declaring a TIME MOMENT when the TM is about to say something important."}, {"text": "RedPandaGamer."}, {"text": "rebbit."}, {"text": "Assassinating the president."}, {"text": "A bloody pacifier."}, {"text": "Aranea's exposition stand."}, {"text": "Slightly more than 3 ounces of cum."}, {"text": "Awkward mouth hugs."}, {"text": "**The Great Chicago Fire**\nThe noteworthy fire of 1871 ... a hot time in the old town ..."}, {"text": "The whole game jumping on the villain before they have a chance to be villainous."}, {"text": "LeBron James' vast, enveloping hands."}, {"text": "Passwords emailed in plain text."}, {"text": "A giant purple dildo sword."}, {"text": "A live studio audience."}, {"text": "A gender identity that can only be conveyed through slam poetry."}, {"text": "Rehab."}, {"text": "Luke Mochrie's trust fund."}, {"text": "The lost city of Atlantis."}, {"text": "**Grave Robbers**\nFamous for their bodies of work."}, {"text": "My gay ex-husband."}, {"text": "Riffing."}, {"text": "An M16 assault rifle."}, {"text": "People who use THAC0."}, {"text": "Crippling debt."}, {"text": "**Cockroaches**\nAnnoying insects that can survive a nuclear war. Fortunately, they can't survive the heel of your shoe."}, {"text": "Cheating in the Special Olympics."}, {"text": "Dungeons and Dragons."}, {"text": "Power bottoms."}, {"text": "Queen of Blades."}, {"text": "Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards."}, {"text": "Ninjas, Pirates, Robots, and Zombies!"}, {"text": "Adorable dog people."}, {"text": "Balls."}, {"text": "Baby carrots."}, {"text": "Recap episodes."}, {"text": "Teh Urn."}, {"text": "Yankee Stadium."}, {"text": "**Count Dracula**\n\"I vant to suck your blood!\"."}, {"text": "Bacon that can feel pain."}, {"text": "Wilfrord Brimley's Mustache."}, {"text": "Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly."}, {"text": "Security Evangelist."}, {"text": "A case of disappearing bears."}, {"text": "Jappleack."}, {"text": "Throat Punching."}, {"text": "**Trampolines**\nTrampolines have been used in circuses wince the 18th century. Despite slumps in popularity, they always seem to bounce back!"}, {"text": "Shinichiro Watanabe single-handedly curing cancer, ending world hunger, and bringing peace to the Middle East."}, {"text": "Team Nice Dynamite."}, {"text": "Monkey torture."}, {"text": "Libertarians."}, {"text": "A quickie with Rachel Maddow in the green room."}, {"text": "Burnie Burns."}, {"text": "One thousand Slim Jims."}, {"text": "The thousands upon thousands of women that Golgo 13 has slept with."}, {"text": "The G-Spot, the Y-spot, the other spot you made up to confuse your partner."}, {"text": "Making an email to gabe newell one post at a time."}, {"text": "Shaquille O'Neal's acting career."}, {"text": "Harry Potter erotica."}, {"text": "Bronies."}, {"text": "**Bankruptcy**\nIt'll be the debt of you."}, {"text": "Bending a Lucario over and using its dreadlocks as fuckhandles."}, {"text": "**Denzel Washington**\n1954- , American actor known for his powerful roles in such movies as Cry Freedom, Malcolm X, and Mississippi Masala."}, {"text": "Naming yourself after the method of your suicide."}, {"text": "An LP Smarty finished."}, {"text": "Spending lots of money."}, {"text": "A man from Craigslist."}, {"text": "A crappy little hand."}, {"text": "**Gravity**\nIn 1684, the law of gravitation was formulated by English physicist Sir Isaac Newton, who recognized the gravity of the situation."}, {"text": "BATMAN!!!"}, {"text": "Little Pluckies Ninja Protects."}, {"text": "Pissed off of the Wall just because."}, {"text": "Getting the bad ending of a visual novel."}, {"text": "A butt-plug in the shape of a rolled-up copy of the U.S. Constitution."}, {"text": "Esh-Esh."}, {"text": "**My Boss**\n... is an idiot. You know it; we know it."}, {"text": "**Sushi**\nWho would ever have guessed that raw fish could be so fashionable?"}, {"text": "A windmill full of corpses."}, {"text": "A smuppet in Dirk's pants."}, {"text": "Racist ninjas."}, {"text": "**Batman**\nHow does Batman's mother call him home? \"Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner - BATMAN!\"."}, {"text": "Misogynerds."}, {"text": "Swinging an axe in the air while cornholing a bear."}, {"text": "BROTHER!"}, {"text": "Surgeon Simulator 2013."}, {"text": "Meatloaf, the food."}, {"text": "Being the absolute worst."}, {"text": "Stranger danger."}, {"text": "The Film Renegado."}, {"text": "The magical land of Oz."}, {"text": "The truffle shuffle."}, {"text": "A complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective."}, {"text": "Saying."}, {"text": "The glass ceiling."}, {"text": "Stupid sexy Johan."}, {"text": "Wearing glasses and sounding smart."}, {"text": "Trying to remember what music was."}, {"text": "Porrim Maryam."}, {"text": "Getting drive-by shot."}, {"text": "Going Super Saiyan."}, {"text": "Carrying a fetus to term."}, {"text": "A greased-up meth guy."}, {"text": "BAWNJOURNO."}, {"text": "An emperor penguin with *no* sense of shame."}, {"text": "The Alliance."}, {"text": "Gloryholes."}, {"text": "Cultural misappropriation."}, {"text": "Muhammed (Praise Be Unto Him)."}, {"text": "Knobs."}, {"text": "Wii-tier graphics."}, {"text": "Achieving the manual dexterity and tactical brilliance of a 12-year-old Korean boy."}, {"text": "Having sex on top of a pizza."}, {"text": "The Rwandan Genocide."}, {"text": "My worthless son."}, {"text": "Sneaking a peek at the girls' open bath."}, {"text": "Shaft."}, {"text": "Neanderthal mating habits."}, {"text": "Dick Saucer."}, {"text": "Me time."}, {"text": "A tossed salad."}, {"text": "Little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers."}, {"text": "**The Rolling Stones**\nBritish \"bad boy\" rock band formed in 1962. Still touring?"}, {"text": "Glorified games of pretend."}, {"text": "An epic pony war in the distant future."}, {"text": "Your virgin soul."}, {"text": "Getting caught in Spiderman's sticky, sticky... web."}, {"text": "The clitoris."}, {"text": "Lot lizards."}, {"text": "WIIINES."}, {"text": "Screen looking."}, {"text": "Roxanne Ritchie's vagina."}, {"text": "Old-people smell."}, {"text": "Chaz Bono."}, {"text": "A diverse group of female friends casually discussing the side effects of birth control."}, {"text": "The banks, the media, the entire system, man."}, {"text": "Butchered by White Walkers and arranged in an artful pattern."}, {"text": "Regginator."}, {"text": "A Godzilla attack."}, {"text": "A little bit of added defense."}, {"text": "Nuclear winter."}, {"text": "An overly-enthusiastic prostate exam."}, {"text": "Kotetsu T. Kaburagi, aka. \"The D.I.L.F.\"."}, {"text": "Laxatives."}, {"text": "Jaime Lannister, 'The Kingslayer'."}, {"text": "Never being able to look at apple juice, milk, buckets, or knitting needles without feeling a little bit uncormfortable."}, {"text": "Caliginous speed dating."}, {"text": "Kurloz Makara."}, {"text": "Becoming a vegetarian, then becoming clinically depressed."}, {"text": "Xyzzy playing around with gender roles."}, {"text": "Ruby City."}, {"text": "JesuOtaku's ginormous lips."}, {"text": "**Greenpeace**\nInternational organization dedicated to preserving the Earth's natural resources, and its diverse plant and animal life."}, {"text": "Catelyn Stark, Lady of Winterfell."}, {"text": "Princess Tutu."}, {"text": "Kyle humping a trashcan."}, {"text": "Bran Stark."}, {"text": "**Going To Grandma's**\n\"Grandmother, what big teeth you have!\" -Little Red Riding Hood."}, {"text": "A stuttering auctioneer."}, {"text": "Mare Supremacy."}, {"text": "Running around like a guy with his chicken cut off."}, {"text": "The biggest, blackest dick."}, {"text": "Throwing a virgin into a volcano."}, {"text": "George Washington riding on a giant eagle."}, {"text": "Rule 63."}, {"text": "Hookers, blow, and JSmithOTI."}, {"text": "The Spanish Inquisition."}, {"text": "Reverse harems."}, {"text": "**The Opera**\nIt ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. Unfortunately, sometimes, not even then."}, {"text": "Fucking tryhard."}, {"text": "Eating an albino."}, {"text": "Poor quality ParkerSteel."}, {"text": "Auschwitz."}, {"text": "PushingUpRoses' bird tattoos."}, {"text": "Comeliness."}, {"text": "Kenji (from Katawa Shuojo)."}, {"text": "**Marilyn Monroe**\n1926-62, American movie star, pinup and sex symbol. Just ask the Kennedys."}, {"text": "Gus Sorola."}, {"text": "Ray Sipe singing about how /v/ doesn't like video games."}, {"text": "**Wood Chippers**\n\"I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.\" -Marge Gunderson, Fargo."}, {"text": "Meeester."}, {"text": "A first edition copy of FATAL."}, {"text": "Tenderly kissing a unicorn's horn."}, {"text": "A slowly encroaching circle of wolves."}, {"text": "Catharsis."}, {"text": "Tasteful sideboob."}, {"text": "Enrolling in clown school."}, {"text": "**Handguns**\nSource of a never-ending controversy as to how to get them out of the hands of the bad guys and into the hands of the good guys."}, {"text": "A tantrum."}, {"text": "The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\"."}, {"text": "Monkies flinging their own shit."}, {"text": "Wiggling."}, {"text": "Getting it all over the walls."}, {"text": "Defenestration."}, {"text": "Appreciative snapping."}, {"text": "**Big Macs**\nT w o a l l b e e f p a t t i e s s p e c i a l s a u c e l e t t u c e c h e e s e p i c k l e s o n i o n s o n a s e s a m e s e e d b u n ."}, {"text": "Green9090."}, {"text": "Epic Sax Guy."}, {"text": "Trees made out of living tentacles."}, {"text": "Queefing."}, {"text": "A WHOLE GALLON."}, {"text": "The Channel Awesome satellite."}, {"text": "A diet consisting almost entirely of potatoes."}, {"text": "Shigeru Miyamoto."}, {"text": "d4 caltrops."}, {"text": "OVER 9000!!"}, {"text": "A groomsman in a kilt ...and nothing else."}, {"text": "Figgy pudding."}, {"text": "The Baconator."}, {"text": "Trying to eat a five-pound gummy bear in one sitting."}, {"text": "It blended!"}, {"text": "CheapRussianBrides.com."}, {"text": "Judging elves by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character."}, {"text": "Weapons-grade plutonium."}, {"text": "The Mature Featured Box."}, {"text": "Sexual humiliation."}, {"text": "Gratuitous PDA on Facebook."}, {"text": "Poutine."}, {"text": "Violently beating your friends to death with a baseball bat."}, {"text": "Felching."}, {"text": "Standing outside the gates of the White House completely naked with a revolver in your hand."}, {"text": "**A Crawl Space**\nWhere you'll find something the cat dragged in."}, {"text": "Kickassia."}, {"text": "Ganguro girls."}, {"text": "The Grand Highblood."}, {"text": "A bleached asshole."}, {"text": "A strip-tease from the Nostalgia Critic."}, {"text": "This fecal matter you call \"Fluttershy\"."}, {"text": "Jafar."}, {"text": "**Handcuffs**\n\"You have the right to remain silent...\"."}, {"text": "Littlepip."}, {"text": "Moral Relativity."}, {"text": "Humping a can of trash."}, {"text": "**Bongos**\nSmall drums played with the fingers. Used in Latin American and African music. The choice of American beat poets."}, {"text": "A combination bounce house and fumigation tent."}, {"text": "A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme."}, {"text": "Wankgate."}, {"text": "House Targaryen."}, {"text": "A woman president."}, {"text": "Sansa Stark, betrothed to Prince Joffrey."}, {"text": "Jonathan Coulton."}, {"text": "Exploring each other's buttholes."}, {"text": "**Skunks**\nBlack and white striped mammals known for their offensive smelling defensive spray."}, {"text": "Jerry Jewell's serial killer face."}, {"text": "**The Electric Chair**\nIn U.S. prisons, an alternating current of about 2000 volts is used for electrocution."}, {"text": "Amatomnes."}, {"text": "**The Land Of Oz**\n\"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.\" -Dorothy, \"The Wizard Of Oz\"."}, {"text": "Joe's Donut Hole."}, {"text": "Mufasa's death scene."}, {"text": "Shooting Valley Girls for like, saying like all the time. Really."}, {"text": "That one straight guy at the party."}, {"text": "Breaking someone's spine by fucking."}, {"text": "Barfing into a tiny, bejewled handbag."}, {"text": "Taking a Doctor Poo."}, {"text": "Dante Basco."}, {"text": "Peggy Olson's cutthroat ambitions."}, {"text": "Getting your penis cut in half."}, {"text": "Mamoru Oshii's dog love."}, {"text": "Discovering that it's never just a big vagina."}, {"text": "A whole lotta woman."}, {"text": "Cat-like night vision."}, {"text": "Being forced to replay the same section of the game over and over."}, {"text": "White Shirt."}, {"text": "The fine line between kinky and perverted."}, {"text": "Pun-Pun."}, {"text": "Greed."}, {"text": "Being fat and stupid."}, {"text": "A whole new kind of porn."}, {"text": "The plot of MGS4."}, {"text": "The 7th Gate."}, {"text": "Mom's new boyfriend."}, {"text": "Florida Man."}, {"text": "Prism."}, {"text": "The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle."}, {"text": "A promotional crossover with Pizza Hut."}, {"text": "**Ticks**\nAll ticks are bloodsucking parasites, but not all bloodsucking parasites are ticks."}, {"text": "The Chuckle Brothers at their mother's funeral."}, {"text": "Jean-Claude Van Damme."}, {"text": "A donkey show."}, {"text": "Nazi unicorns."}, {"text": "The decade of legal inquests following a single hour of Grand Theft Auto."}, {"text": "Fucking that chicken."}, {"text": "A penis with a smiley face."}, {"text": "Arguing over troll sexuality."}, {"text": "Ashens taking a blowtorch to a crappy toy."}, {"text": "Your gigantic crush on Jenna Lyons."}, {"text": "Gamzee's clown horns."}, {"text": "Hetalia's annoying fandom."}, {"text": "A Bad Dragon dildo."}, {"text": "Spyware."}, {"text": "Film Brain, dressed tastefully in fashionable clothing."}, {"text": "**Olive Oil**\nDerived from fresh ripe fruit, which contain about 20% oil. Better than \"olive\" the other oils."}, {"text": "**Having An Operation**\nWhat a cutup! A real stitch."}, {"text": "Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures."}, {"text": "The hot buttered sex voice of Patrick Seitz."}, {"text": "Ponies."}, {"text": "Danger pheremones."}, {"text": "Matching with Mom on Tinder."}, {"text": "Donkey Shows."}, {"text": "Tom Preston."}, {"text": "A moist towlette."}, {"text": "Purchasing challenge coins on eBay."}, {"text": "Babyfurs."}, {"text": "The Mary Jane Adventures."}, {"text": "Big cute paws."}, {"text": "Wishing you could regenerate."}, {"text": "Chunks of dead prostitute."}, {"text": "**The Statue Of Liberty**\n\"Give me your tired, your poor/ Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free ...\" -Emma Lazarus."}, {"text": "The square root of lov."}, {"text": "Liposuction gone horrible wrong."}, {"text": "Famine."}, {"text": "GLaDOS's cake recipe."}, {"text": "A vagina that leads to another dimension."}, {"text": "Forcing an NPC to haul your crap."}, {"text": "Surprise."}, {"text": "Soul level 1 invasions."}, {"text": "Sticky keyboard."}, {"text": "Flesh light."}, {"text": "**Pumping Iron**\nWhen a great weight needs to be lifted."}, {"text": "Daaaaaanger Zone!"}, {"text": "Bard Quest."}, {"text": "Cyber-douchery."}, {"text": "Struggling to fight Silver the Hedgehog."}, {"text": "Grognards Against Humanity."}, {"text": "**Pokemon**\nCute cartoon monsters you gotta catch. What you do with them is up to you ..."}, {"text": "Discharging a firearm in a residential area."}, {"text": "Big Hat Logan."}, {"text": "Riding the Jund train at full throttle."}, {"text": "**Ninjas**\nTeenage mutant turtles need not apply."}, {"text": "501 Card Error."}, {"text": "Species-swap fanfics."}, {"text": "Pooping with the door open."}, {"text": "Unplanned pregnancy!"}, {"text": "EUUUUUUPHOOOORIAAAA."}, {"text": "Mooing."}, {"text": "The patriarchal social construct of physical genitalia."}, {"text": "Icons that aren't 100x100."}, {"text": "Swallowing an entire carton of cigarettes before barfing them back up."}, {"text": "The Gulags."}, {"text": "Doc Scratch."}, {"text": "Tackling Gavin to stop him from winning."}, {"text": "Hypercube."}, {"text": "A quivering pile of love jelly."}, {"text": "Enwrong."}, {"text": "A sad handjob."}, {"text": "JonTron."}, {"text": "Blank."}, {"text": "Gargoyle Cat."}, {"text": "Henry Goto fapping to a photograph of himself."}, {"text": "The bond between a woman and her horse."}, {"text": "FX."}, {"text": "Forty-five minutes of finger blasting."}, {"text": "Clopping."}, {"text": "Cockbites."}, {"text": "Farting and walking away."}, {"text": "A box-shaped man."}, {"text": "Mecha-Streisand."}, {"text": "A burrito that's just sour cream."}, {"text": "Circlejerking."}, {"text": "Vodka."}, {"text": "Meatloaf, the man."}, {"text": "Redneck gypsies."}, {"text": "Wank terriers."}, {"text": "JewWario's solar penis."}, {"text": "Humancunt."}, {"text": "Japanese Spider-Man."}, {"text": "Chimney Imp."}, {"text": "Only playing for ships."}, {"text": "Racism."}, {"text": "Abortion Barbie."}, {"text": "Watching let's plays on youtube."}, {"text": "Warm, velvety muppet sex."}, {"text": "Getting laid like all the time."}, {"text": "Jane Crocker."}, {"text": "Vocaloid death metal."}, {"text": "**Eyes**\nLight-sensitive organ of vision in animals. See?"}, {"text": "Kotaku."}, {"text": "Mark Nutt."}, {"text": "Rufioh Nitram."}, {"text": "Embedded music on MySpace."}, {"text": "The Tower of Pimps."}, {"text": "Attraction to pretty much anything with a penis."}, {"text": "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck."}, {"text": "Goddamned crossover fics."}, {"text": "Make-believe stories for autistic white men,."}, {"text": "A bunch of jabronies."}, {"text": "Olmec."}, {"text": "A cyborg assassin dressed as a magical girl fighting a talking lion and a floating psychic electric jellyfish."}, {"text": "Angry Joe dancing in a squid suit."}, {"text": "**Body Piercing**\nYOU STUCK WHAT? WHERE?"}, {"text": "Darrel Guilbeau trying to act."}, {"text": "7 ft. tall red-headed Alexander the Great."}, {"text": "Warhammer 40k."}, {"text": "Being kicked in the ovaries."}, {"text": "Put Kevin back."}, {"text": "**Microsoft**\nA leading American software company. We'd say more but we don't want to monopolize your time ..."}, {"text": "A diaper of holding flamethrower."}, {"text": "A potato committing seppuku."}, {"text": "Nepeta's shipping chart."}, {"text": "**Babies**\nLittle bundles of joy ... and who needs sleep, anyway?"}, {"text": "Rolling so hard."}, {"text": "Tiny, rancid girl farts."}, {"text": "Entranceway."}, {"text": "Ethnic cleansing."}, {"text": "A good schtupping."}, {"text": "Skittering ovaries."}, {"text": "Making it look like a suicide."}, {"text": "Walking into a glass door."}, {"text": "A shotgun wedding."}, {"text": "Casting Magic Missile at a bully."}, {"text": "Hoola hoops."}, {"text": "Andrew Dobson."}, {"text": "Fallout: Equestria: Project Horizons."}, {"text": "Pure fighting spirit."}, {"text": "A hickey from a stripper."}, {"text": "If you know what I mean."}, {"text": "A Strider sandwich."}, {"text": "Cat massage."}, {"text": "Barta's glorious hair."}, {"text": "Dixon."}, {"text": "**The Ozone Layer**\nShort for ozonosphere. Theories about the ozone layer are full of holes."}, {"text": "Getting high and watching Planet Earth."}, {"text": "The beautiful sport of Turkish oil wrestling."}, {"text": "Jon Snow, the bastard."}, {"text": "The Sarlacc."}, {"text": "Opposable thumbs."}, {"text": "Cowboy Bebop."}, {"text": "Fuck yeah, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!"}, {"text": "Bakerstreet."}, {"text": "Douches that smell like rain."}, {"text": "Steampunk."}, {"text": "The hemospectrum."}, {"text": "A hug."}, {"text": "Casual dismissiveness."}, {"text": "Spaghetti."}, {"text": "TETSUOOOOOO!!!"}, {"text": "Kicking the middle class in the balls with a regressive tax code."}, {"text": "Creative uses for Aradia's whip."}, {"text": "Black Tokyo."}, {"text": "The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulamoon."}, {"text": "Admitting defeat."}, {"text": "Being sexually aroused by the sight of TSA's gloves."}, {"text": "China."}, {"text": "Involuntary crossdressing."}, {"text": "**Motorcycles**\nThe air in your hair and bugs in your teeth."}, {"text": "Roofies."}, {"text": "**King Henry VIII**\n1491-1547, King of England, and founder of the Church of England. Six wives, no waiting."}, {"text": "A slutty gay fox."}, {"text": "Watching you die."}, {"text": "**The Super Bowl**\nWho needs another national holiday?"}, {"text": "A \"business trip.\"."}, {"text": "All of the good times and premium gaming entertainment available to you in the Kickstarter room."}, {"text": "Banging your adopted daughter."}, {"text": "Shigesato Itoi."}, {"text": "**John Philip Sousa**\n1854-1932, American bandmaster and composer of Stars and Stripes Forever. Known as \"The March King.\"."}, {"text": "Giving your pet lamb a Brazilian."}, {"text": "Scrambling to pass AC at the last minute."}, {"text": "**Attack On Pearl Harbor**\n\"Yesterday, December 7th, 1941, a date which will live in infamy ...\" -Franklin D. Roosevelt."}, {"text": "The periodic table of the awesoments."}, {"text": "Silence."}, {"text": "Filmbrain."}, {"text": "Mansplaining."}, {"text": "A zero-risk way to make $2,000 from home."}, {"text": "Narutards."}, {"text": "Changed things from the book, infuriating fans."}, {"text": "Pressing the red button."}, {"text": "Overpowering your father."}, {"text": "HERESY!"}, {"text": "Maple Bourbon Bacon Jam."}, {"text": "Shooting colored corn syrup up your nose."}, {"text": "Fancy tampons."}, {"text": "Making Islam illegal."}, {"text": "Scathing anonymous criticism."}, {"text": "Nella."}, {"text": "Team Magnum Dong."}, {"text": "Greg Kinnear's terrible lightning breath."}, {"text": "Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo while dressed as Ru Paul's brother, Ron."}, {"text": "Cowboy Andy."}, {"text": "Kigurumi."}, {"text": "Loki, the trickster god."}, {"text": "Lesbian stripper ninjas."}, {"text": "A dance move that's just sex."}, {"text": "Finding out that Santa isn't real."}, {"text": "Chris Hemsworth."}, {"text": "The dentist."}, {"text": "Da Magicks."}, {"text": "Tina Fey and Amy Poehler making out on a pile of Bitch magazines."}, {"text": "Being soulbonded to a Homestuck character."}, {"text": "Loreen's hammertime dance."}, {"text": "Neil deGrasse Tyson."}, {"text": "Cutting off a flamingo's legs with garden shears."}, {"text": "Using hot sauce as lube."}, {"text": "A Big Lipped Alligator Moment."}, {"text": "Going full retard."}, {"text": "The inevitable heat death of the universe."}, {"text": "A brand new, mint condition copy of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure vol. 4, still in shrinkwrap."}, {"text": "406 Not Allowed."}, {"text": "**Science Fiction**\nIn a galaxy far, far away ..."}, {"text": "Nic Cage saying \"boner.\"."}, {"text": "The Bernie Sanders revolution."}, {"text": "Rush Limbaugh's soft, shitty body."}, {"text": "Vespene gas."}, {"text": "A possible Muslim."}, {"text": "Jizz Twinkies."}, {"text": "Opening the door of the TARDIS and leaving a deuce in the time-space continuum."}, {"text": "Meredith Grey's slut phase."}, {"text": "A team of lawyers."}, {"text": "Words, Words, Words."}, {"text": "**Poodles**\nThe only breed that is better groomed than their owners."}, {"text": "**The Renaissance**\nBeginning in the 1300s, started in Italy and spread across Europe. Kind of like Espresso bars ..."}, {"text": "Animal genitalia."}, {"text": "Lucky Charms."}, {"text": "Snorting coke off a clown's boner."}, {"text": "Sixteen feet of scarf bondage."}, {"text": "Tentative thank-you stabs."}, {"text": "**Popcorn**\nAir poppers are for air heads ... I say bring on the butter!"}, {"text": "Stream lag."}, {"text": "Springing rape scenarios on people without asking."}, {"text": "**Family Values**\nOften said but seldom understood."}, {"text": "Brian / Frank / Steve / Willard / Jonathan / Michael IV / Michael III / Michael Jordan / Scott."}, {"text": "Beyond the Wall."}, {"text": "Really shitty CGI effects."}, {"text": "A lifetime of judgmental glances from your in-laws."}, {"text": "Forgetting grandma's first name."}, {"text": "Menstrual rage."}, {"text": "Pretending to care."}, {"text": "**Cheesecake**\nA really tasty dish."}, {"text": "Critical thinking."}, {"text": "What pumpkin?"}, {"text": "Some of that good dick."}, {"text": "Obeying Protoman and burning down a forest."}, {"text": "Standing next to short people to use them as armrests."}, {"text": "Joe the cat."}, {"text": "Visualosities."}, {"text": "Robert Downey, Jr."}, {"text": "Vietnam flashbacks."}, {"text": "Confusing feelings about cartoon characters."}, {"text": "Sound of fiscal policy."}, {"text": "Ambiguous sarcasm."}, {"text": "**Emily Dickinson**\n1830-86, American poet, whose lyrics are psychologically astute treatments of love, death, and immortality. So there."}, {"text": "Angry Joe."}, {"text": "A single, shiny Bitcoin."}, {"text": "Creepy fans at cons buying expensive stuff for MarzGurl."}, {"text": "Juan."}, {"text": "**Michelangelo**\n1475-1564, inspired Italian sculptor, architect, painter, and poet. A REAL Renaissance man."}, {"text": "Using a save state in a video game so you can fap to it later."}, {"text": "Doing Gangnam Style at a funeral."}, {"text": "The inkvasion."}, {"text": "The red spiders."}, {"text": "Inspector Zenigata."}, {"text": "Alternian rainbow-drinker romance novels."}, {"text": "Petite Princess Yucie."}, {"text": "**A Tree House**\nYour first high-rise apartment."}, {"text": "Getting caught between Green Lantern creating an anvil and Sinestro creating a hammer."}, {"text": "**French Wines**\nThe perfect complement to an overpriced meal."}, {"text": "Thinking about what eating even is."}, {"text": "Achieving reproductive success."}, {"text": "Plot armor."}, {"text": "Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV."}, {"text": "**Martin Luther King, Jr.**\n1929-68, American civil rights leader and advocate of nonviolent resistance. Was assassinated for his efforts."}, {"text": "Dying your hair red like Angela Chase."}, {"text": "A glopping noise."}, {"text": "Rifts\u2122."}, {"text": "An Ood getting a starring role in a hentai."}, {"text": "A GUITARDIS."}, {"text": "The cardboard cutout of Gus."}, {"text": "A secret second family in Canada."}, {"text": "Making someone's head explode."}, {"text": "Manly pink sparkles."}, {"text": "GONZO."}, {"text": "Genghis Khan's DNA."}, {"text": "Welfare."}, {"text": "Trouser chili."}, {"text": "Bed wetting."}, {"text": "No Starch Press."}, {"text": "Whipping a disobedient slave."}, {"text": "Duck Hunt."}, {"text": "503 Card Unavailable."}, {"text": "Sheepskin Condoms."}, {"text": "Founding a major world religion."}, {"text": "Puberty."}, {"text": "The Large Hard-On Collider."}, {"text": "I am not a clever man."}, {"text": "The Mushroom Kingdom."}, {"text": "**Paris, France**\nThe governmental, cultural and gastronomic capital of France. Or the world. Just ask the French."}, {"text": "FUCK YOU, I'M SPIDERMAN!"}, {"text": "Taking special interest in nature documentaries."}, {"text": "The hero of time."}, {"text": "Living among us... Learning our ways. Watching. Waiting."}, {"text": "Growing a pair."}, {"text": "NAMBLA."}, {"text": "A furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere."}, {"text": "Cheese Crunchies."}, {"text": "Training a dinosaur to ride a ball."}, {"text": "Anthropomorphism in 40K."}, {"text": "A godless harlot."}, {"text": "**High School Football**\nThe whole ten yards!"}, {"text": "Hormone injections."}, {"text": "Michaelalfox's love of cheese."}, {"text": "Multiple orgasms."}, {"text": "**A Sunrise**\n\"But he who kisses the joy as it flies/ Lives in eternity's sunrise.\" -William Blake."}, {"text": "Never having sex again."}, {"text": "My silent twin, the afterbirth."}, {"text": "Unwavering support for your career."}, {"text": "Former President George W. Bush."}, {"text": "Crazy Mike."}, {"text": "Black Mesa."}, {"text": "Legendary Creature \u2013 Robert Khoo."}, {"text": "The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy."}, {"text": "The paid account fairy."}, {"text": "**Psychics**\nThe Psychic Friends Network went bankrupt in 1997. Perhaps they should have seen it coming ..."}, {"text": "Lil' Hal."}, {"text": "Wreck-It Ralph."}, {"text": "Splugorth blind warrior women."}, {"text": "Browncoats."}, {"text": "Satanic rituals and human sacrifice."}, {"text": "Racing cheese wheels downhill."}, {"text": "The adventures of Batman and Randy Newman."}, {"text": "Something so offensive, I don't even want to say it."}, {"text": "Dave's throbbing beef truncheon."}, {"text": "Morpheus."}, {"text": "Ray winning."}, {"text": "Whipping it out."}, {"text": "Menopause."}, {"text": "Gabby Gums."}, {"text": "/v/."}, {"text": "My sex life."}, {"text": "**Poison Ivy**\nItching for a walk in the woods?"}, {"text": "A 'shopped vendetta."}, {"text": "A man-shaped box."}, {"text": "Cape and Cowl."}, {"text": "Seadweller dick fins."}, {"text": "Lock picks."}, {"text": "Your father-in-law's erectile dysfunction pills."}, {"text": "The significant purposes, biologically speaking, of troll nipples."}, {"text": "**London**\nFounded even before the Romans reached England's shores, now the capital of Great Britain."}, {"text": "A chip in your heart that forces you to love."}, {"text": "Drunkenly texting an ex."}, {"text": "Jacking off into a bottle of formaldehyde and calling it our firstborn."}, {"text": "Il Neige in a freakishly accurate Film Brain costume."}, {"text": "That wonderful feeling when you take off your binder."}, {"text": "ALL the things!"}, {"text": "**The Midwest**\nAmerica's central plains states. They're not like folks 'round here ..."}, {"text": "Bouncing up and down."}, {"text": "Flynt Coal."}, {"text": "Overcompensating with a huge horse penis."}, {"text": "The Psiionic."}, {"text": "**The Old Man And The Sea**\nErnest Hemingway's classic novel - fishing, hunger, fishing, torment, fishing, personal loss ... fishing ..."}, {"text": "Fake Nendoroids."}, {"text": "Prenda Law."}, {"text": "A tender rodgering."}, {"text": "Thowing bottles of holy water in the original Castlevania."}, {"text": "Detachable Boobs."}, {"text": "Taking a giant dump on the 18th green at the Augusta National Golf Club."}, {"text": "**Earthquakes**\nThe Richter scale is named after the American seismologist Charles Richter. Did the earth move for you?"}, {"text": "Pictures of boobs."}, {"text": "Black people."}, {"text": "Grognard."}, {"text": "Doing the '(you are) NOT the father' dance."}, {"text": "Begging for asspats."}, {"text": "A humanlike bat with tits."}, {"text": "Kanye West."}, {"text": "Spoony's fans."}, {"text": "Companion Porn."}, {"text": "The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang."}, {"text": "Fluffy Pony."}, {"text": "**The Mafia**\nA loose association of criminal groups, bound by a blood oath and sworn to secrecy. Of course, now we have to kill you."}, {"text": "Giving money and personal information to strangers on the Internet."}, {"text": "Destroy-It Dan."}, {"text": "**Shania Twain**\n1965- , Canadian country singer and songwriter. \"Shania\" means \"I'm on my way\" in Ojibwa."}, {"text": "A candlelight vigil for Nicole Brown Smith."}, {"text": "China."}, {"text": "The Ouya."}, {"text": "**Bagpipes**\nA shrill-toned musical instrument consisting of a leather bag and pipes. Also available in plaid."}, {"text": "A lifetime subscription to Big Black Butts magazine."}, {"text": "**Russia**\nThe world's largest country, spanning 11 time zones. Famous for borscht, ballet, chess and vodka -just don't mix them."}, {"text": "Strikeman and his \"Balls of Justice\"."}, {"text": "A Bag of Holding full of Portable Holes."}, {"text": "Teacup Ride."}, {"text": "Vangelus."}, {"text": "Film Brain's hair."}, {"text": "**Car Horns**\nBlow it, buddy!"}, {"text": "The Underground Railroad."}, {"text": "Orphaned foals."}, {"text": "Lindsay Tuggey."}, {"text": "I'll be in my bunk!"}, {"text": "**Steven Spielberg**\n1947-, American movie director and producer, and overachiever. From E.T. to Schindler's List... too many to list."}, {"text": "Pants that need to be darkened."}, {"text": "SecondLife."}, {"text": "Gratuitous Babe Art."}, {"text": "A Bigger, Blacker Knight."}, {"text": "That one guy with snails."}, {"text": "The safe word."}, {"text": "People who cosplay at furry conventions."}, {"text": "Nazi von Killyou."}, {"text": "A baseball to the nuts."}, {"text": "Roll Fizzlebeef."}, {"text": "Making millions of fans cry by killing off beloved characters."}, {"text": "That Sci-Fi Guy."}, {"text": "Montages no one will watch."}, {"text": "Slapping Joffrey. Repeatedly."}, {"text": "Superboy Prime."}, {"text": "**The Godfather**\nThe 1972 critically acclaimed Mafia movie that made us as offer we couldn't refuse."}, {"text": "Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis fops out."}, {"text": "Biting my girlfriend like a vampire during sex."}, {"text": "**Demi Moore**\n1962-, American actor in St. Elmo's Fire, Ghost and GI Jane."}, {"text": "Breaking a basketball net's back board."}, {"text": "My daikon."}, {"text": "A braille vajazzling."}, {"text": "Le /v/ culture."}, {"text": "The Ozymandias head."}, {"text": "Overpowered katanas."}, {"text": "Paula Deen's dietician."}, {"text": "Far too many dildos."}, {"text": "#TysLeftFoot."}, {"text": "Spending more money on commissions than food in a given week."}, {"text": "Poopcake."}, {"text": "Dropping the thread after two tags because it sucks."}, {"text": "Premature ejaculation."}, {"text": "Replying to everyone on ATP because you're just that desperate."}, {"text": "Overtaking entire conventions."}, {"text": "Vaginal juices."}, {"text": "Filling all of your quadrants."}, {"text": "Monkey D. Luffy."}, {"text": "An old man carrying a box of glass down stairs."}, {"text": "An embarrassing search history."}, {"text": "Low sperm motility."}, {"text": "ALL OF THE HOMO!"}, {"text": "Rolling straight 1s."}, {"text": "Tankred Endures."}, {"text": "Camelot."}, {"text": "Highlandering."}, {"text": "**Robert DeNiro**\n1943- , Pre-eminent American actor who earned Academy Awards for The Godfather II and Raging Bull. \"Are you looking at me?\"."}, {"text": "You know, one of *them* sorts of things."}, {"text": "Naked crazy."}, {"text": "Running a whorehouse, which is better than owning ships."}, {"text": "Baby batter."}, {"text": "Intimacy problems."}, {"text": "Boogers."}, {"text": "Having sex with a dragon."}, {"text": "Centrifugal force."}, {"text": "Enuff Dakka."}, {"text": "**The Metric System**\nNo, thank you. We like our inches and feet!"}, {"text": "A canoe with enough room for Phil."}, {"text": "South Korea."}, {"text": "Maid RPG."}, {"text": "Ezreal's hot sugary ass."}, {"text": "Pastebin password files."}, {"text": "Game Grumps."}, {"text": "Getting pegged."}, {"text": "Backwards knees."}, {"text": "Cleveland (it's not Detroit!)."}, {"text": "Petty people."}, {"text": "In a sneaky hate spiral."}, {"text": "The systematic disenfranchisement of black voters."}, {"text": "What The Rock was really cooking."}, {"text": "**Infomercials**\nOne of these days, one of them may even say something informative."}, {"text": "Clown strippers."}, {"text": "Achievement Hunter."}, {"text": "A series of tubes."}, {"text": "Smash Mouth."}, {"text": "A butthole full of mustard."}, {"text": "Flouncing. The more dramatic, the better."}, {"text": "A new cookbook by Sylvia Plath."}, {"text": "Ned Stark, Lord of Winterfell, Warden of the North."}, {"text": "Typing \"C D PLAYER\" and getting \"MODEL CAR.\"."}, {"text": "A third-grader seducing her 23-year-old teacher."}, {"text": "Sheer spite."}, {"text": "Realizing, too late, that there is no toilet paper left."}, {"text": "**Violins**\nIt's a pain in the neck, but keep practicing."}, {"text": "Feeling a fart pushing against your prostate."}, {"text": "Locusts."}, {"text": "Robin Thicke."}, {"text": "A brief moment of aptitude."}, {"text": "Six pounds of raw, peeled garlic."}, {"text": "Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis."}, {"text": "An actual, honest-to-God black guy."}, {"text": "Molestia's sex dungeon."}, {"text": "Todd trolling Chris Brown on Twitter."}, {"text": "Saving yourself for marriage."}, {"text": "Tim Buckley."}, {"text": "The South."}, {"text": "Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures."}, {"text": "Asian girls with names like \"Christina\" or \"Elizabeth\"."}, {"text": "Screaming like a maniac."}, {"text": "Watching Bethenny Frankel struggle for life in a churning sea of pre-mixed SkinnyGirl cocktails."}, {"text": "Being a dick to children."}, {"text": "Obviously sameanoning."}, {"text": "**Skateboarding**\nIt's just going downhill ... down stairs ... down ramps ..."}, {"text": "Cranky Kong."}, {"text": "**Rocky Mountains**\nThese extend 2,000 miles from northeastern British Columbia to central New Mexico, and keep the Californians away from everyone else ..."}, {"text": "The tears of a clown."}, {"text": "Long walks at sunset ON DRUGS."}, {"text": "Dongs."}, {"text": "An angry mob with torches and pitchforks."}, {"text": "Your privilege."}, {"text": "**Falling Down**\n\"What we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.\" -Mary Pickford."}, {"text": "**Fourth Of July**\n\"Independence Day\" in the United States. \"Thank Goodness We Got Rid of Them Day\" in Britain."}, {"text": "A childless marriage."}, {"text": "Arin actually winning a Game Grumps VS."}, {"text": "Letting Bernie Sanders rest his world-weary head on your lap."}, {"text": "A Canadian penny."}, {"text": "Pumping out a baby every nine months."}, {"text": "Canada: America's Hat."}, {"text": "Vaginal silk worms."}, {"text": "Onii-chan."}, {"text": "A severed finger in the wedding cake."}, {"text": "**Samuel L. Jackson**\n1948-, powerful American actor of Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and The Negotiator."}, {"text": "Going Super Saiyan while taking a massive dump."}, {"text": "Uranus."}, {"text": "Hetalia porn."}, {"text": "Drawing furry porn."}, {"text": "A Sonic."}, {"text": "Curious hands."}, {"text": "Gratuitous nudity, the way only HBO\u00ae can provide."}, {"text": "AlpacaPatrol."}, {"text": "Dispelling this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing."}, {"text": "Picking up chicks in a tank."}, {"text": "Dancing with a broom."}, {"text": "Jade Harley."}, {"text": "Mediocrity, as a power."}, {"text": "Origami sex toys."}, {"text": "Digital piracy."}, {"text": "Shizune (from Katawa Shuojo)."}, {"text": "The male gaze."}, {"text": "The Star Wars Universe."}, {"text": "An embarrassingly long F-List profile."}, {"text": "Penis enlargement that actually works."}, {"text": "The Wii U."}, {"text": "Beating a crowd of delightful parents to death with a steel dildo."}, {"text": "Kurt Cobain's death."}, {"text": "My manservant, Claude."}, {"text": "Dickjitsu."}, {"text": "Oro?"}, {"text": "Dirk's self-insert MLP fan character."}, {"text": "**Vincent Van Gogh**\n1853-90, Dutch post-impressionist painter known for dramatic sunflowers and self-portraits. Only one of his paintings sold during his lifetime."}, {"text": "Barack Obama."}, {"text": "Aya Hirano being gang-banged by her entire band."}, {"text": "Being really, really into monsters."}, {"text": "Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument."}, {"text": "That video of EatMyDiction1 twerking."}, {"text": "**Festering Wounds**\nQuit picking at that!"}, {"text": "The mysterious fog rolling into town."}, {"text": "A shitty urban fantasy OC."}, {"text": "Nevernudes."}, {"text": "Newborn porn."}, {"text": "Destroying the evidence."}, {"text": "**Construction Workers**\nHard hats -hard bodies."}, {"text": "The realization that friendship is more important."}, {"text": "Charging up all the way."}, {"text": "A top-shelf prostitute."}, {"text": "(wub) (wub) (wub)."}, {"text": "**The Wright Brothers**\nIn 1903, Wilbur and Orville made the first powered airplane flights in history. Although there were delays at the airport."}, {"text": "**Taking A Bath**\nBathing facilities have been found in excavations in India from before 2000 BC. Soap-on-a-Rope hasn't."}, {"text": "Role reversal."}, {"text": "Naughty Bear."}, {"text": "Making a friend."}, {"text": "**Rosa Parks**\n1913-, civil rights icon arrested in 1956 for violating U.S. segregation laws by refusing to give up her bus seat to a white passenger."}, {"text": "Kirby's Air Ride."}, {"text": "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann."}, {"text": "**Loan Sharks**\nAs dangerous as \"Jaws\", but without the charisma."}, {"text": "Hating Jews."}, {"text": "Steven Moffatt taking a big old dump in your Cheerios."}, {"text": "Fishcake."}, {"text": "Amber Diceless Roleplaying."}, {"text": "A pretty epic poo."}, {"text": "Popping a boner during Sex Ed class."}, {"text": "Keeping tabs. Always keeping tabs."}, {"text": "Combing out the dingleberries."}, {"text": "The Eiffel Tower."}, {"text": "SCIENCE!!1!"}, {"text": "**Lemons**\nWhen life gives you lemons, make lemonade ... or, in the case of a car, take it back. There's a law, you know!"}, {"text": "Allowing nacho cheese to curdle in your beard while you creep in League of Legends."}, {"text": "A Japanese schoolgirl covered head-to-toe in semen."}, {"text": "A healthy dose of Vitamin Cock and Vitamin Dick."}, {"text": "**Robin Williams**\n1952- , versatile American comedian and actor. The furriest man in show business."}, {"text": "The naked succubus in the Monster Manual."}, {"text": "A fully-dressed female videogame character."}, {"text": "An overwhelming variety of cheeses."}, {"text": "**Roman Numerals**\nThere's a I in VII chance you'll know them."}, {"text": "Bribing the GM with sexual favors."}, {"text": "Ribbed for their pleasure."}, {"text": "Dorfs."}, {"text": "Whatever *Final Fantasy* bullshit happened this year."}, {"text": "Eating a pizza that's lying on the street to gain health."}, {"text": "Japanese rope bondage."}, {"text": "Resentfully clicking like on your boss's vacation photos."}, {"text": "Epsilon's laser face."}, {"text": "**Women's Soccer**\nThe 1999 World Cup finals was the most-watched women's sporting event in history."}, {"text": "A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles."}, {"text": "That sound effect in every hentai when the guy ejaculates."}, {"text": "Prison rape."}, {"text": "Mikuru Beam!"}, {"text": "Someone getting arrested."}, {"text": "Rabies."}, {"text": "Pumping a chemical toilet."}, {"text": "**Airline Food**\nSince when is a bag of peanuts considered a meal?"}, {"text": "Spent an entire reign chasing boars and fucking whores."}, {"text": "Owlbear's tears."}, {"text": "App revisions."}, {"text": "Barry's censorship noises."}, {"text": "A bouquet of dicks."}, {"text": "Hitting the cervix with your dick."}, {"text": "The Three-Fifths compromise."}, {"text": "Sethisto."}, {"text": "RPG.net."}, {"text": "Paladin."}, {"text": "**Spam**\nMystery meat, or mystery E-mails ..."}, {"text": "THE HAWK!"}, {"text": "Blowing the President."}, {"text": "**Hawaii**\nThe eight islands that make up America's 50th state entered the Union on August 21, 1959."}, {"text": "A fishy taste."}, {"text": "Dogs wearing panties."}, {"text": "A negative body image that is totally justified."}, {"text": "This card intentionally left blank."}, {"text": "A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer."}, {"text": "**Freckles**\nNo matter what they tell you, freckles won't grow together to form a great-looking tan."}, {"text": "Lactation."}, {"text": "Hookers and blow."}, {"text": "**Blood**\nA healthy human body contains between five and six quarts of blood. Bloody right they do!"}, {"text": "Your shitty OC."}, {"text": "A disturbingly life-like blow-up doll."}, {"text": "Crushing the patriarchy."}, {"text": "Hookers & Blow."}, {"text": "The Five Knuckle Truffle Punch."}, {"text": "Stunt cock."}, {"text": "Mesothelioma."}, {"text": "Giving yourself a stranger."}, {"text": "Infomercials."}, {"text": "Congress's flaccid penises withering away beneath their suit pants."}, {"text": "A heart made of sentient nanobots."}, {"text": "A Pong machine that's self-aware."}, {"text": "Glasshole."}, {"text": "Villagulio."}, {"text": "Northernlion."}, {"text": "Flame wars."}, {"text": "Picking up girls at the abortion clinic."}, {"text": "The milk man."}, {"text": "THE MAN-POLE OF *DOOOOOOOOOM!!!*."}, {"text": "Heavily-tattooed yakuza henchmen."}, {"text": "Unrelenting genital punishment."}, {"text": "An unhinged Oancitizen rolling towards the sea."}, {"text": "Nash breaking his ass."}, {"text": "STOP MAKING ME PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR WEDDING PINTEREST DARLA."}, {"text": "Gavin Free."}, {"text": "Beheading a man for having no honor."}, {"text": "Furry Weekend Atlanta."}, {"text": "Black and white samurai movies."}, {"text": "The Chinese gymnastics team."}, {"text": "#DantheMan."}, {"text": "Equius's towel."}, {"text": "**Top Of A Rollercoaster**\nJust remember: what goes UP ..."}, {"text": "Getting thrown the the pool by the Goons with all your tech."}, {"text": "Growing up and becoming a Republican."}, {"text": "Minecraft."}, {"text": "Manehatten."}, {"text": "Eurocentric fantasy."}, {"text": "Sexy Siamese twins."}, {"text": "Mr. Dressup."}, {"text": "Wildturtle's vast range of emotions."}, {"text": "An ancient vampire who looks like she's 10."}, {"text": "Active listening."}, {"text": "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!"}, {"text": "Karkat's ragegasm."}, {"text": "Time to cancel Smash Fighter."}, {"text": "Erotic balloon animals."}, {"text": "Goku, Luffy, Toriko, and Lina Inverse in an eating contest."}, {"text": "Oompa-Loompas."}, {"text": "**Pro Wrestling**\nThey're just faking it. But then, so are we."}, {"text": "A gun that shoots cobras."}, {"text": "**Mud**\nWater. Dirt. You do the math."}, {"text": "Hentai."}, {"text": "The Wunder Boner."}, {"text": "A foot fetish."}, {"text": "A Scottish bloke that talks too fast."}, {"text": "Fat Man and Little Boy."}, {"text": "Fat, sweaty otaku."}, {"text": "**Halloween**\nOctober 31, the eve of All Saints' Day, celebrated with costumes, treats, and scary stuff. Not just for kids any more!"}, {"text": "Fairy-themed cosplay."}, {"text": "ALL OF THE DICKS."}, {"text": "Dr. Who fans showing up at anime cons despite not being invited."}, {"text": "A rival dojo."}, {"text": "**Tiger Woods**\n1975- , American star of the golf circuit. Known for his athletic skill, and youthful, classic style."}, {"text": "Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots."}, {"text": "A joyless vegan patty."}, {"text": "Hospice care."}, {"text": "An arrow to the knee."}, {"text": "Equestria."}, {"text": "**Schindler's List**\n1993 Steven Spielberg film. Powerful real-life story of a Catholic businessman who eventually saved over 1000 Jews in Nazi Poland."}, {"text": "Maniacally laughing while wearing a monocle."}, {"text": "**Cesar Chavez**\n1927-93, American labor leader who led the 1965 nationwide boycott of California grapes ... a bunch of sour grapes!"}, {"text": "Gangnam Style."}, {"text": "Life in a nudist vegan hippie commune."}, {"text": "A Superman tattoo."}, {"text": "Bounty, the Quicker Picker Upper."}, {"text": "Grand Theft Auto IV."}, {"text": "Being the uke."}, {"text": "SEX."}, {"text": "Having blackmail sex with your teacher."}, {"text": "Banned From Equestria (Daily)."}, {"text": "Talking like a pirate, y'arr!"}, {"text": "MechaHitler."}, {"text": "Snowflame, feeling no pain."}, {"text": "Hitler's Train!"}, {"text": "Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone."}, {"text": "Staying up to three AM, cleaning the grey off every surface of your hotel room in a desperate bid to not get fined."}, {"text": "Kaidan."}, {"text": "**Skinheads**\nShaved heads, big boots. Some are Nazis, some are not."}, {"text": "Punching your foe in the stomach and screaming \"I AM A MAN!\"."}, {"text": "Vodka Mutini."}, {"text": "Big Macintosh's gaping, sloppy-wet boycunt."}, {"text": "Dancing naked."}, {"text": "Furries on the Tyra Banks show."}, {"text": "Lena Meyer-Landrut."}, {"text": "Steven Docking."}, {"text": "The texture and color of raw meat."}, {"text": "Being emotionally and physically dominated by Gordon Ramsay."}, {"text": "Please do the needful."}, {"text": "Aniplex of America."}, {"text": "Denying the Holocaust."}, {"text": "**The Far Left**\nThey get high Marx from some."}, {"text": "Achieving 500 actions per minute."}, {"text": "Staying up all night talking."}, {"text": "The random prostitute table."}, {"text": "Youngblood's disease."}, {"text": "House Lannister."}, {"text": "Arin's big floppy penis."}, {"text": "Whispering sweet nothings into your rear."}, {"text": "His prostate."}, {"text": "Aradia Bot."}, {"text": "The Death Note."}, {"text": "Cutting off your enemies' heads and mounting them on spikes."}, {"text": "Daenerys Targaryen's fire-breathing vajayjay."}, {"text": "A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dead of Harvard Law School."}, {"text": "My humps."}, {"text": "/pol/."}, {"text": "Poop soup."}, {"text": "The best man dressed in drag."}, {"text": "The vagina hole."}, {"text": "A tight, Asian pussy."}, {"text": "Shooting a wizard with a gun."}, {"text": "**Dark Alleys**\nDon't go there!"}, {"text": "A congregation of bums."}, {"text": "Doing a somersault and barfing."}, {"text": "Dio Brando."}, {"text": "Sabbat Warhero."}, {"text": "My level 90 night elf, Leafshit Puddingsbane."}, {"text": "**Lobster**\nCrustaceans closely related to freshwater crayfishes. Market price."}, {"text": "Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years."}, {"text": "Incest."}, {"text": "**Saddam Hussein**\n1937-, dictator of Iraq 1979-2003."}, {"text": "Nargles."}, {"text": "A tongue punch in the ol' fart box."}, {"text": "**Warts**\nSmall, benign, circumscribed tumors of the outer layer of the skin. Warts and all!"}, {"text": "The smallest, whitest dick."}, {"text": "The day the birds attacked."}, {"text": "Civilian casualties."}, {"text": "Scalding hot wax right there on your labia."}, {"text": "PooooooP!"}, {"text": "Vigorous jazz hands."}, {"text": "Scientology."}, {"text": "My first kill."}, {"text": "Frisky tentacles."}, {"text": "No survivors."}, {"text": "Being turned into sausages."}, {"text": "My hot zombie girlfriend.."}, {"text": "Goddamn magpies."}, {"text": "Fun with nuns."}, {"text": "Moderate-to-severe joint pain."}, {"text": "Pretty Pretty Princess Dress-Up Board Game\u00ae."}, {"text": "My dog dying."}, {"text": "Star Wars: Battlefront."}, {"text": "Men."}, {"text": "The express written consent of Major League Baseball."}, {"text": "Arin's voice acting."}, {"text": "Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god."}, {"text": "Forking someone's repo."}, {"text": "**Fresh Water Pearls**\nString them along ..."}, {"text": "Fluttershy's Shed."}, {"text": "Two dogs humping."}, {"text": "ENDERMAN!!!"}, {"text": "The Nostalgia Critic."}, {"text": "Brown people."}, {"text": "Steam Train."}, {"text": "Whining like a little bitch."}, {"text": "**Anthony Hopkins**\n1937- , British actor starred in The Elephant Man, Howard's End, and, of course, The Silence Of The Lambs. Knighted in 1992."}, {"text": "A nice guy."}, {"text": "Stickboy."}, {"text": "Sucking the President's dick."}, {"text": "The Chupacabra."}, {"text": "Harvey Finevoice's fine voice."}, {"text": "A Wende head tilt."}, {"text": "Hateclown on the side."}, {"text": "Poor life choices."}, {"text": "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life."}, {"text": "ROFLCOPTER."}, {"text": "a classy smoking jacket."}, {"text": "Basic human decency."}, {"text": "**The South**\nDixie: South of the Mason-Dixon line, that is. They're not like folks 'round here ..."}, {"text": "**Looking For A Job**\nWill work for fool ..."}, {"text": "A paid account full of nothing but terrible fanart icons."}, {"text": "Ancient aliens."}, {"text": "The Pyro (who takes skill)."}, {"text": "Horses."}, {"text": "Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis."}, {"text": "Treasures beyond your wildest dreams."}, {"text": "Mary Sue."}, {"text": "**Ben Stiller**\n1965-, American actor, director, and funny guy of Reality Bites, There's Something About Mary, and Meet The Parents."}, {"text": "Mutually-assured destruction."}, {"text": "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP."}, {"text": "Jake English's assless chaps."}, {"text": "The Black Seed."}, {"text": "A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box."}, {"text": "A dick so big and so black that not even light can escape its pull."}, {"text": "ZA WARUDO."}, {"text": "Attacking the darkness."}, {"text": "The Wrinklefucker."}, {"text": "Lady boner."}, {"text": "White Walkers."}, {"text": "Steaming hot lemonade."}, {"text": "Pinkamena Diane Pie."}, {"text": "0wning You."}, {"text": "**Claude Monet**\n1840-1926, French painter, regarded as one of the leaders on the impressionist movement."}, {"text": "**Starry Night**\nA sky bright with stars, a classic Van Gogh painting, and a Don McLean song. Three cards in one!"}, {"text": "Raping Tokyo Tower."}, {"text": "Hot Pockets\u00ae."}, {"text": "Driving my daughter to her abortion."}, {"text": "Debugging nanobot code while hung over."}, {"text": "**New Orleans**\nThe Big Easy."}, {"text": "Blossoming into a beautiful young woman."}, {"text": "A megalomaniac with a beard."}, {"text": "Third Impact."}, {"text": "A zombie fisherman."}, {"text": "Special musical guest, Cher."}, {"text": "Pussy."}, {"text": "Achievement HORSE."}, {"text": "Source engine."}, {"text": "Chicken and Waffles."}, {"text": "William Shatner."}, {"text": "A dolphin in a mech suit."}, {"text": "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin."}, {"text": "More dots!"}, {"text": "Hentai voice acting."}, {"text": "Conan the Libertarian."}, {"text": "Smarty."}, {"text": "An outbreak of smallbox."}, {"text": "Jewish fraternities."}, {"text": "Muscle-bound shirtless MEN."}, {"text": "**China**\nThe most populous country in the world. More than one-fifth of the world's total population lives within its borders."}, {"text": "Type-C Tetris music."}, {"text": "Anal fissures like you wouldn't believe."}, {"text": "Dancin' on the Planet Dance."}, {"text": "Vegas 2.0."}, {"text": "Geoff's cancer-curing laugh."}, {"text": "Hashtag."}, {"text": "Cutting off a finger to restore your honor."}, {"text": "**Jack Nicholson**\n1937- , American motion-picture actor of \"Chinatown,\" \"Terms Of Endearment\" and \"The Shining.\" He's as good as it gets!"}, {"text": "The final circle of Hell."}, {"text": "RT Confessions."}, {"text": "Ray's sombrero."}, {"text": "Muscle beasts."}, {"text": "A pink tutu."}, {"text": "The 8 million jews."}, {"text": "Ringo Starr & His All-Starr Band."}, {"text": "Twenty bucks."}, {"text": "Ill-tempered sea bass."}, {"text": "**Quentin Terantino**\n1963- , Groundbreaking American director and actor. Nice movies, but not nearly enough blood."}, {"text": "Feeling like the only one."}, {"text": "Slapping the controller out of a competitor's hands."}, {"text": "**Smithsonian Institution**\nLocated in Washington, D.C., the largest museum complex in the world. Wouldn't that be a great garage sale?"}, {"text": "Enormous breasts. I mean, seriously, 'how does she even walk' gigantic."}, {"text": "Cola's ass."}, {"text": "Low-hanging fruit."}, {"text": "Shooting heroin into my eyeballs."}, {"text": "**The Pyramids**\nThe Egyptian pyramids were built from about 2700 BC to about 1000 BC. Tut, tut, tut ..."}, {"text": "Kentucky Fried Children."}, {"text": "Fucking during a Diphtheria epidemic."}, {"text": "A water supply full of leeches."}, {"text": "In denial."}, {"text": "Stasis-ing the drill."}, {"text": "The chronic."}, {"text": "Bees!"}, {"text": "Poppy Bros."}, {"text": "Getting caught masturbating to hentai porn."}, {"text": "The Quesadilla Explosion Salad\u2122 from Chili's\u00ae."}, {"text": "**United Nations**\nThe U.N. was founded in 1945, after World War II ended. Its mission is to maintain world peace. If we ever achieve it, that is ..."}, {"text": "**Glazed Donuts**\nIf you're going to be late, take a box of donuts."}, {"text": "A notebook full of embarrassing niche porn sketches."}, {"text": "**Television**\nOne-hundred and sixty-four channels, and nothing worth watching."}, {"text": "Mega Man."}, {"text": "C4NDY R3D BLOOD >:]."}, {"text": "Prehensile nipples."}, {"text": "**Steve Martin**\n1945- , American comedian, actor, writer, and \"wild and crazy guy.\"."}, {"text": "Bees?"}, {"text": "A lifetime of sadness."}, {"text": "Getting eaten alive by Guy Fieri."}, {"text": "9."}, {"text": "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon."}, {"text": "The Executor."}, {"text": "Manga Jesus."}, {"text": "**Mirrors**\nAnd now, a moment for reflection."}, {"text": "Jealous."}, {"text": "Steampunk bullshit."}, {"text": "Rose Lalonde."}, {"text": "derp.rar (yo.zip)."}, {"text": "KING!!! KING!!! KING GAINER!!!\n**does the Monkey**."}, {"text": "A sassy lioness."}, {"text": "A Bop It\u2122."}, {"text": "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir."}, {"text": "People with cake in their mouths talking about how good cake is."}, {"text": "Soup that is too hot."}, {"text": "**A High School Bathroom**\n\"Fools rush in where angels fear to tread\" -Alexander Pope."}, {"text": "An asymmetric boob job."}, {"text": "**Julia Roberts**\n1967-, American actor and Pretty Woman. Also starred in Steel Magnolias, My Best Friend's Wedding, and Erin Brockovich."}, {"text": "Ships ending in -cest."}, {"text": "An oversized clitoris that acts as a functional penis."}, {"text": "Dry heaving."}, {"text": "Thinking Misty from Pok\u00e9mon is... kinda sexy."}, {"text": "Getting eaten out while on the phone with Dad."}, {"text": "Dying of dysentery."}, {"text": "The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation."}, {"text": "**Fireworks**\nIncludes firecrackers, Roman candles, and bottle rockets. It's all fun until someone loses an eye ... and a nose ... and an arm ..."}, {"text": "Obesity."}, {"text": "Calmly informing your date that you understand the infield fly rule better than he does."}, {"text": "Going out in a blaze of Dadaist glory."}, {"text": "Terry Fox's prosthetic leg."}, {"text": "**Toasters**\nWait -don't stick that fork in there!"}, {"text": "Casey Anthony."}, {"text": "Discovering Sollux is red-blue colorblind."}, {"text": "Forgetting the safe word."}, {"text": "Slapping a racist old lady."}, {"text": "Gross misinterpretations of your favorite character."}, {"text": "**Puff Daddy**\n1971- , American rap artist. \"I'll be Missing You\" shot him to stardom; no pun intended."}, {"text": "A custom built PC."}, {"text": "**Body Surfing**\nWhen you're too cheap to buy a surfboard."}, {"text": "The One Piece rap."}, {"text": "**Democrats**\nTheir symbol is the donkey, or ass. Insert your own joke here."}, {"text": "Sir Patrick Stewart."}, {"text": "The next History of Power Rangers."}, {"text": "A compound fracture."}, {"text": "A human fetish."}, {"text": "Grant Kirkhope's knackers."}, {"text": "Haggard."}, {"text": "Getting all offended."}, {"text": "Fujiko's boobs."}, {"text": "Man-Faye."}, {"text": "Mierfa Durgas."}, {"text": "Suppositories."}, {"text": "**San Francisco**\nCalifornia's City by the Bay. Where many hearts are left."}, {"text": "That guy."}, {"text": "**Antarctica**\nHome to the lowest temperature ever recorded on earth, -126.9 F."}, {"text": "Jaeris, the Gunslinger."}, {"text": "The Abercrombie & Fitch lifestyle."}, {"text": "Altar boys."}, {"text": "*Hakuna matata*, motherfucker."}, {"text": "Yiffing."}, {"text": "A Captain Harlock body pillow."}, {"text": "A pyramid scheme."}, {"text": "A heart that is two sizes too small and that therefore cannot pump an adequate amount of blood."}, {"text": "TIIIIIMMMME WIIIIZZZZAAAAARRRDDDDs!"}, {"text": "Flipper Babies."}, {"text": "**Barfing**\nWe didn't want to bring that up ..."}, {"text": "Water so cold it turned into a rock."}, {"text": "Ash."}, {"text": "Gary Glitter."}, {"text": "Spagbag."}, {"text": "A stripper so ugly people throw nickels at her."}, {"text": "Ejaculating inside another man's wife."}, {"text": "Homestuck's insane fandom."}, {"text": "Getting kicked in the nuts by a mermaid."}, {"text": "An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people."}, {"text": "One whose nether regions are vast and beckoning, like unto a corridor down which a frankfurter might be thrown."}, {"text": "Finally finishing off the Indians."}, {"text": "Chak making a sandwich."}, {"text": "Texting instead of talking."}, {"text": "The hiccups."}, {"text": "Xeno scum."}, {"text": "Melvin, brother of the Joker."}, {"text": "Daddy foam."}, {"text": "Getting feathers stuck in your teeth."}, {"text": "HONK HONK, MOTHER FUCKER."}, {"text": "**Disneyland**\nYou've just won the \"Apples to Apples(R) Grand Masters Tournament.\" Where're you gonna go?"}, {"text": "Warioware."}, {"text": "**Losing Your Job**\nThey just didn't understand me!"}, {"text": "Roxy Lalonde."}, {"text": "**Whips**\n\"Crack that whip ... whip it, whip it good.\" -Devo."}, {"text": "Grammar Nazi."}, {"text": "A big-breasted 14-year-old wearing a bikini and sucking on a popsicle."}, {"text": "The art of seduction."}, {"text": "Silent Hill."}, {"text": "**Rock And Roll -It's here to stay!**."}, {"text": "Nude larping."}, {"text": "Power."}, {"text": "Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard."}, {"text": "Anatomically incorrect genitalia."}, {"text": "A buttload of candy."}, {"text": "Copyright trolls."}, {"text": "These low, low prices!"}, {"text": "A drunk relative muttering racial slurs."}, {"text": "Pok\u00e9sexuality."}, {"text": "A failed challenge run."}, {"text": "**Oranges**\nFace it ... nothing rhymes with orange."}, {"text": "Daily reminders about who actually pays the mortgage."}, {"text": "Three years of semen in a shoebox."}, {"text": "Farting... tadpoles?"}, {"text": "Atelier."}, {"text": "Cake."}, {"text": "Gas station sushi."}, {"text": "Going to the bark side."}, {"text": "Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries."}, {"text": "Recuperacoon."}, {"text": "Buying the right pants to be cool."}, {"text": "A for-real lizard that spits blood from its eyes."}, {"text": "Chasing waterfalls."}, {"text": "RPAnons."}, {"text": "Being raped to sleep by dickwolves."}, {"text": "Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit."}, {"text": "Turtle."}, {"text": "Fruit bat."}, {"text": "Gladiatorial combat."}, {"text": "A Ninja-tel Phone."}, {"text": "**Eddie Murphy**\n1961-, American comedian, actor, and producer. Best known for his work in 48 Hours, Beverly Hills Cop and on Saturday Night Live."}, {"text": "Angels interfering in an otherwise fair baseball game."}, {"text": "A spontaneous conga line."}, {"text": "Bard dad."}, {"text": "A bitch slap."}, {"text": "Knowing way too much about each other's bathroom habits."}, {"text": "GNS theory."}, {"text": "Winning."}, {"text": "Shining Finger!"}, {"text": "Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of \"Friends.\"."}, {"text": "Tumblr."}, {"text": "Reluctant anal."}, {"text": "Nicolas Cage."}, {"text": "**The Academy Awards**\nThe statue known as \"Oscar\" weighs only eight and a half pounds. So why does it carry so much weight?"}, {"text": "Just giving up."}, {"text": "A tag so boring it makes you want to delete all of your journals."}, {"text": "World peace."}, {"text": "Wendee Lee."}, {"text": "Khakis."}, {"text": "A demonstration of who really wears the pants in this family."}, {"text": "**Frank Lloyd Wright**\n1867-1959, pioneering American architect. Considered one of the greatest designers of the 20th century."}, {"text": "Sonic brutally murdering Mario."}, {"text": "State-of-the-art animatronics."}, {"text": "Evilina."}, {"text": "Celestia's massive harem of foals."}, {"text": "Disney's Anne Frank."}, {"text": "Hippo Queen Tara."}, {"text": "An inexorably advancing wall of ice."}, {"text": "Becoming a veterinarian for all the wrong reasons."}, {"text": "**Pond Scum**\nSimple organisms that carry out photosynthesis ... or spammers."}, {"text": "Caledscratch."}, {"text": "Drunkenly drawing tally marks on your face."}, {"text": "Falling asleep during oral sex."}, {"text": "Skub."}, {"text": "A sweaty shirtless man holding a large, writhing fish against his chest."}, {"text": "Three hairs from the silver-golden head of Galadriel."}, {"text": "Kevin Mitnick."}, {"text": "**Soy Sauce**\nA brewed seasoning made from soybeans, wheat, and salt."}, {"text": "Growing up chained to a radiator in perpetual darkness."}, {"text": "Bumping butts."}, {"text": "It being no use."}, {"text": "Linkara's magic gun."}, {"text": "The crushed dreams of a stripper."}, {"text": "Anal sex you didn't know you wanted."}, {"text": "Performing the Secret Slime Action."}, {"text": "RoosterTeeth."}, {"text": "**Red Raspberries**\nWorth a few scratches."}, {"text": "Sexual arousal from children's cartoons."}, {"text": "FUCK YOU, I'M A DRAGON."}, {"text": "OH EM GEE, TOTES ADORBS!!!"}, {"text": "R-R-R-R-R-REDLINE!!!"}, {"text": "The full blown marginalization of ugly people."}, {"text": "**Indiana Jones**\nFictional archeologist and action hero. Proof that a good hat and a whip can take you a long way."}, {"text": "Sitting on your face."}, {"text": "Scissoring, if that's a thing."}, {"text": "Tears of manly pain."}, {"text": "Diamond Dog roleplay."}, {"text": "Hey Arnold!"}, {"text": "Restoring Germany to its former glory."}, {"text": "River Tam."}, {"text": "My spoon is too big."}, {"text": "A diamond the size of Uranus."}, {"text": "Exit Void."}, {"text": "**NYPD**\nThe New York Police Department. They're so good, they have their own TV show."}, {"text": "**Worms**\n\"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that has fed of that worm.\" -\"Hamlet\" Shakespeare."}, {"text": "Zetman."}, {"text": "Incest, hot twin on twin action."}, {"text": "Two lonely neckbeards playing out futa together because nobody else will."}, {"text": "Getting corner fucked."}, {"text": "**Junk Mail**\nContests, credit card applications, solicitations and political ads."}, {"text": "**Bungee Jumping**\nAnother sport hanging on by a thread."}, {"text": "A hermaphrodite snow leopard."}, {"text": "An addictive aerosol aphrodesiac."}, {"text": "Eating your peas."}, {"text": "**Discos**\nWhere you go to catch \"Saturday Night Fever.\"."}, {"text": "Lady of Pain."}, {"text": "Using 'They' as a third-person singular gender-free pronoun."}, {"text": "Mom's knife."}, {"text": "An arsehole like a wellington top."}, {"text": "Historical revisionism."}, {"text": "**Telling The Truth**\n\"There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths and there are made-up truths.\" -Marion Barry, ex-mayor of Washington, D.C."}, {"text": "A funny name for Benedict Cumberbatch."}, {"text": "Racially-biased SAT questions."}, {"text": "**Beets**\nBeats Brussels sprout."}, {"text": "Lavernius Tucker."}, {"text": "Going slob-slob-slob all over that knob."}, {"text": "Gooby."}, {"text": "Zero F**K's Given!"}, {"text": "The Care Bear Stare."}, {"text": "Having sex with a beautiful person."}, {"text": "A shrieking biological alarm clock."}, {"text": "**Steak And Potatoes**\nHot off the grill!"}, {"text": "A magical tablet containing a world of unlimited pornography."}, {"text": "AHWU."}, {"text": "The Trail of Tears."}, {"text": "That jackass Silent Bob."}, {"text": "Fullmetal Alchemist."}, {"text": "This was a grave mistake."}, {"text": "The swim team, all at once."}, {"text": "LOOK AT MY HORSE."}, {"text": "A poorly made knockoff action figure."}, {"text": "The Train Wreck Explorers."}, {"text": "Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying."}, {"text": "The Columbine Shooting."}, {"text": "**Running A Marathon**\n26 miles, 385 yards: the distance run by a Greek soldier from the town of Marathon to Athens in 490 BC."}, {"text": "Mary Sewage."}, {"text": "**Boy Scouts**\nInternational organization for boys and young men founded in England in 1908, to foster character, citizenship and outdoor life."}, {"text": "Ring finger tattoos."}, {"text": "A shockingly flatulent bobcat."}, {"text": "The grey nutrient broth that sustains Mitt Romney."}, {"text": "Living Saint Inquisitor Grendel."}, {"text": "I'm a text."}, {"text": "Throwing shit at the AHWU announcer."}, {"text": "The Anor Londo Archers."}, {"text": "Scat Fetish."}, {"text": "The Orgazmorator."}, {"text": "ALL THE COCAINE!!!"}, {"text": "Eyeless ooze guys."}, {"text": "Dead parents."}, {"text": "Having a giant wolf for a pet."}, {"text": "A little dingle-dang."}, {"text": "True love's kiss."}, {"text": "**Albert Einstein**\n1879-1955, German-born American physicist and Nobel laureate who created theories of relativity. Nice hair."}, {"text": "The Entity."}, {"text": "The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard."}, {"text": "Imgurgiraffe."}, {"text": "Motherfucking wolves."}, {"text": "Setting the world on fire."}, {"text": "Tripping balls."}, {"text": "Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs\u00ae to get fifty continuous hours of energy."}, {"text": "**Jim Carrey**\n1962- , Canadian comedian and actor. Famous for outrageous faces, and dumb and dumber characters."}, {"text": "Getting teabagged by a fifth grader in Call of Duty."}, {"text": "**Spontaneous Combustion**\nThe ignition of substances without application of an external heat source. A good plot for \"The X-Files.\"."}, {"text": "Slenderman."}, {"text": "RT Shorts."}, {"text": "Suddenly realizing you're retarded."}, {"text": "Losing to Quelaag 12 times in 72 minutes."}, {"text": "**Body Odor**\nOver $1.6 billion is spent each year on antiperspirants in the United States. That stinks!"}, {"text": "Child labor."}, {"text": "Band Camp."}, {"text": "Clown Shoes."}, {"text": "Shiny objects."}, {"text": "Shitting all over the DM's plans."}, {"text": "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!"}, {"text": "Her Imperious Condescenscion."}, {"text": "Being rich."}, {"text": "Getting naked too soon."}, {"text": "Wifely duties."}, {"text": "Teaching the bitch a lesson."}, {"text": "Karkat Vantas."}, {"text": "The torture chamber where Kathryn Bigelow keeps James Cameron."}, {"text": "Butterjail."}, {"text": "The Sexflesh Venereal Vinnie Suction Cup Diseased Dildo."}, {"text": "A Mr. T Trading Card."}, {"text": "IJAB."}, {"text": "Lord English."}, {"text": "The Thug of Porn."}, {"text": "An overly defensive fanbase."}, {"text": "Butt chugging mom's boxed wine."}, {"text": "The Shikon Jewel."}, {"text": "Struggle snuggles."}, {"text": "Western standards of beauty."}, {"text": "Incriminating footage of Jon."}, {"text": "Microwaving diapers."}, {"text": "Exactly what you'd expect."}, {"text": "Skitch."}, {"text": "Science."}, {"text": "**Vampires**\nLegendary bloodsucking monsters."}, {"text": "Extremely tight pants."}, {"text": "Mass graves."}, {"text": "**Amputations**\n\"A SCRATCH? Your arm's off!\" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail."}, {"text": "Grandpa Harley/Grandma English."}, {"text": "Northernlion's hair."}, {"text": "The J15 Patriot Assault Box."}, {"text": "Googling \"Betty White nude.\"."}, {"text": "My dad's dumb fucking face."}, {"text": "Sega."}, {"text": "Chopping up someone's parents and putting them into chili."}, {"text": "Getting really worried about global warming for a few seconds."}, {"text": "Tongue punch that fart box, boy."}, {"text": "**Fuzz**\nLint ... Policemen ... Whatever ..."}, {"text": "Fancy Feast\u00ae."}, {"text": "Embryonic stem cells."}, {"text": "Scrotum tickling."}, {"text": "A mopey zoo lion."}, {"text": "Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt."}, {"text": "Random chargen."}, {"text": "A burning sensation."}, {"text": "Host clubs."}, {"text": "Sloppy clop."}, {"text": "Nash popping a blood vessel over Florida."}, {"text": "**Zucchini**\nA squashed vegetable."}, {"text": "Godwin's law."}, {"text": "A short walk in the desert with shovels."}, {"text": "Liking big butts and not being able to lie about it."}, {"text": "The Chronicles of Red-Dick."}, {"text": "A closed casket funeral."}, {"text": "St-stuttered t-typing."}, {"text": "Your unborn children."}, {"text": "Windows update."}, {"text": "Sucking Kyle Hebert's dick for hamburgers."}, {"text": "Hestkuk."}, {"text": "Mr. and Mrs. Tambourine Man's jingle-jangle morning sex."}, {"text": "City of Ariel."}, {"text": "Masturbating over Asuka's comatose body."}, {"text": "Drinking alone."}, {"text": "Fucking Anthro."}, {"text": "Face painting."}, {"text": "SYMBOLISM!"}, {"text": "Cockhopping."}, {"text": "Poodles with afros."}, {"text": "This cat, I swear to god."}, {"text": "Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my purse."}, {"text": "**Canadians**\nHow many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifteen. Fourteen to chip it out of the ice, and one to screw it in."}, {"text": "Vampire: The Masquerade."}, {"text": "Overcompensation."}, {"text": "Getting high and making out."}, {"text": "**First Man On The Moon**\nJuly 20, 1969. \"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.\" -Neil A. Armstrong."}, {"text": "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties."}, {"text": "Uncomfortably attractive animals."}, {"text": "A smoking, muscled ice cream cone shooting guns and eye lasers."}, {"text": "**Will Smith**\n1968- , Successful American rap star, TV star and wildly successful motion picture star. He's got it all. We hate him."}, {"text": "Multiple stab wounds."}, {"text": "Badass 15-year-olds."}, {"text": "**Lightning**\nElectrical discharge between rain clouds, or between a rain cloud and the earth, or between a rain cloud and an idiot with a kite."}, {"text": "A botched circumcision."}, {"text": "Elder abuse."}, {"text": "The guy who fingered an Ampora."}, {"text": "A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies."}, {"text": "Handbra."}, {"text": "A pizza guy who fucked up."}, {"text": "The furries."}, {"text": "My OC."}, {"text": "Quinoa."}, {"text": "Michael Jackson."}, {"text": "Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying."}, {"text": "Catching a whiff of my vag."}, {"text": "Poop, as a plan."}, {"text": "Tumblr user Pizza."}, {"text": "No games."}, {"text": "Crystal Boy's creepy smile."}, {"text": "Alternian fine art."}, {"text": "Casper."}, {"text": "Cute stuff."}, {"text": "Shutting the fuck up."}, {"text": "Forever Alone."}, {"text": "An electronic cigarette that resembles a Sonic Screwdriver."}, {"text": "Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim."}, {"text": "L0pht."}, {"text": "Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam!"}, {"text": "Asian cock."}, {"text": "Gypsies."}, {"text": "**Sunday Drivers**\nNow available ANY day of the week!"}, {"text": "**Piranha**\nCarnivorous fish found in rivers of South America. When you feel like a bite ..."}, {"text": "Actually having an intelligent discussion about religion."}, {"text": "Using your PC as a heater in the winter."}, {"text": "Pregnancy plots."}, {"text": "Switching to Geico\u00ae."}, {"text": "Little Kuriboh."}, {"text": "Roleplaying One Direction slash."}, {"text": "A bat credit card."}, {"text": "Crazy anal orgasms."}, {"text": "A Kobold princess."}, {"text": "A husband bulge."}, {"text": "A molotov cocktail."}, {"text": "**California**\nSacramento is its capital, Los Angeles its largest city. Here we come."}, {"text": "Playing counterstrike too seriously."}, {"text": "Nyx, the ultimate Mary Sue."}, {"text": "Child Protective Services."}, {"text": "Math."}, {"text": "**Ernest Hemingway**\n1899-1961, American novelist and short-story writer, whose macho style is crisp, laconic and understated."}, {"text": "An entire bottle of J\u00e4germeister\u00ae."}, {"text": "Meaningless sex."}, {"text": "Angry naked people."}, {"text": "10,000 shrieking teenage girls."}, {"text": "A Literal White Knight."}, {"text": "A naked rampage."}, {"text": "Not reciprocating oral sex."}, {"text": "Kenshiro."}, {"text": "When a dog smells your crotch and you know exactly why."}, {"text": "That's What ~ She."}, {"text": "ChaosD1."}, {"text": "Fucking bubbles."}, {"text": "Kickstarting a /tg/ homebrew only to have it turn out to be shit."}, {"text": "**John Travolta**\n1954 - , American actor of \"Welcome Back, Kotter,\" \"Grease,\" \"Saturday Night Fever\" and \"Pulp Fiction.\" That man can dance!"}, {"text": "Finding out your internet stalker's doing 10-30 in federal prison."}, {"text": "Learning hypnosis to get laid."}, {"text": "**Assembly Lines**\nFaster. FASTER!"}, {"text": "Asking br? when joining a server."}, {"text": "Dan Kaminsky Password Generator."}, {"text": "The light of a billion suns."}, {"text": "Nash in a gimp suit."}, {"text": "Obselescence."}, {"text": "The Binding of Isaac wiki."}, {"text": "Whatever the hell Barfiesta was supposed to be."}, {"text": "Pongo."}, {"text": "Nubile slave boys."}, {"text": "**Communists**\n\"From each, according to their ability, to each according to their need.\" I need a new Ferrari."}, {"text": "Genetically engineered super-soldiers."}, {"text": "Iocane powder."}, {"text": "**Lenin's Tomb**\nWe'd love to visit Lenin's Tomb, but it's probably just another communist plot."}, {"text": "Bro's death."}, {"text": "Getting shot out of a cannon."}, {"text": "Being able to name *all* of the different kinds of olives."}, {"text": "Pronouncing \"quinoa\" properly."}, {"text": "First World Problems."}, {"text": "A big long pink ding dong penis."}, {"text": "Because people like grapes."}, {"text": "Good ol' fashioned Japanese sexism."}, {"text": "**X-Rays**\nX-Rays were discovered in 1895 by the German physicist Wilhelm Conrad Roentgen. Now if they could just get those X-ray glasses down."}, {"text": "Equius's choice ass."}, {"text": "Firing a blue shell at the opposing house ship."}, {"text": "Sweetie Bot."}, {"text": "A giant powdery manbaby."}, {"text": "Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but everyone is gender-swapped."}, {"text": "**The CIA**\nThe Central Intelligence Agency is responsible for keeping the U.S. government informed of foreign actions affecting the nation's interest."}, {"text": "MomTron."}, {"text": "Hello Kitty."}, {"text": "Low-budget special effects."}, {"text": "Cunt."}, {"text": "My brother's hot friends."}, {"text": "A death ray."}, {"text": "The fractured elements of her psyche reassembled themselves into an exact likeness of a snarling ferret and she self-destructed."}, {"text": "Gazpacho."}, {"text": "**Firefighters**\nEmperor Augustus instituted a corps of fire-fighting \"watchmen\" in 24 B.C. Nero, on the other hand, fiddled while Rome burned."}, {"text": "My dick in your mouth."}, {"text": "Swooping."}, {"text": "Misandry."}, {"text": "House Stark."}, {"text": "**Waterfalls**\n\"Don't go chasing waterfalls...\" -TLC."}, {"text": "The Moon."}, {"text": "Having a vagina."}, {"text": "Pamela Anderson's boobs running in slow motion."}, {"text": "10,000 Canadian Pennies."}, {"text": "Gerudo Valley."}, {"text": "Fucking up \"Silent Night\" in front of 300 parents."}, {"text": "Rogue-like likes."}, {"text": "Bath salts."}, {"text": "**The IRS**\nThe Internal Revenue Service: agency of the U.S. Department of the Treasury responsible for collecting taxes. A human audity."}, {"text": "The old gods."}, {"text": "4rries."}, {"text": "Gregor, my largest son."}, {"text": "Eakin."}, {"text": "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!"}, {"text": "A washpan falling onto someone's head from out of nowhere."}, {"text": "Jon Snow."}, {"text": "**Board Games**\nGames have been played for thousands of years. Some games of Monopoly just SEEM that long."}, {"text": "Mr. Right Now."}, {"text": "The entire Internet."}, {"text": "Klonies."}, {"text": "The Oculus Rift."}, {"text": "At least three ducks."}, {"text": "**Cleopatra**\nc. 69-30 BC, Queen of Egypt, noted for love affairs with Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, which came back to bite her in the asp."}, {"text": "An End of Ponies update."}, {"text": "**Japan**\nAn Asian constitutional monarchy. The capital city is Tokyo. Let's see ... sushi, Godzilla, earthquakes ..."}, {"text": "Eternal darkness."}, {"text": "Your lusus giving you \"The Talk.\"."}, {"text": "A strongly worded letter to Netflix demanding the addition of \"The Good Wife\"."}, {"text": "A spoon that is too big."}, {"text": "CrusaderCat."}, {"text": "Eating a banana all sexy-like."}, {"text": "A defective condom."}, {"text": "Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about."}, {"text": "Tumbles, the Stair Dragon."}, {"text": "Running backwards through a corn field."}, {"text": "How awesome I am."}, {"text": "**New Shoes**\nMake you feel like dancing ..."}, {"text": "Words, words, words."}, {"text": "Infinity."}, {"text": "The old gods and the new."}, {"text": "An arrow to the knee."}, {"text": "A four-inch clit."}, {"text": "The pure, Zen-like state that exists between micro and macro."}, {"text": "Fifty years of fanfic."}, {"text": "Breastfeeding your creepy son until he's 9 years old."}, {"text": "Those creamy atheist thighs."}, {"text": "Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale."}, {"text": "**East Coast**\nFrom New England to Florida. They're not like folks 'round here ..."}, {"text": "Giant robots."}, {"text": "Pretending you're Xyzzy."}, {"text": "Bro's rapping ventriloquism act."}, {"text": "Turn-of-the-century sky racists."}, {"text": "A forged prescription for STD meds."}, {"text": "Alright."}, {"text": "The fact that Hillary Clinton is a woman."}, {"text": "Big Dongles."}, {"text": "Soiling ones self."}, {"text": "Rape-It Randy."}, {"text": "Lulu's double E."}, {"text": "Your dad showing up drunk. Like always."}, {"text": "Grade A meat."}, {"text": "Carribbean Jesus."}, {"text": "Crucifixion."}, {"text": "Totalbiscuit and Angry Joe frolicking in a meadow."}, {"text": "Hugging a pony non-sexually."}, {"text": "Sick fires."}, {"text": "Flares."}, {"text": "The echoing silence left by SIDS."}, {"text": "The Card Czar."}, {"text": "Doomrider and his cocaine."}, {"text": "Two whales fucking the shit out of eachother."}, {"text": "Exploding pigeons."}, {"text": "Barfstab."}, {"text": "Mr. Fancy Pants."}, {"text": "Elderly Japanese men."}, {"text": "Eating the president's pussy."}, {"text": "We're coming to get you, Barbara!"}, {"text": "Sex with strangers."}, {"text": "Dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass."}, {"text": "Fuck you, I do what I want."}, {"text": "Sniffing glue."}, {"text": "Trees."}, {"text": "Rie Kugimiya."}, {"text": "The crotches of strangers."}, {"text": "El Psy Congroo."}, {"text": "Whitney's Miltank."}, {"text": "Put a bird on it."}, {"text": "America-san."}, {"text": "MikeJ."}, {"text": "Pretending to be black."}, {"text": "The War on Pants."}, {"text": "UPD8!!!!!!!!"}, {"text": "Waiting for Time Wizards!"}, {"text": "**Sports Channels**\nAny team, any time."}, {"text": "**Computers**\nBritish mathematician Charles Babbage worked out the principles of the modern digital computer in the late 1800s."}, {"text": "Wil Wheaton crashing an actual spaceship."}, {"text": "Being blind and deaf and having no limbs."}, {"text": "Video Games."}, {"text": "Jacques."}, {"text": "Fighting over the remote control."}, {"text": "Eating together like a god damn family for once."}, {"text": "Discovering your long-lost Creeper parents."}, {"text": "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."}, {"text": "Fantasizing about sex with just about every monster you encounter in your video game."}, {"text": "Increasing economic and political polarization."}, {"text": "All these people I've killed."}, {"text": "Greeting Christmas carollers naked."}, {"text": "Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas."}, {"text": "**My Past**\nWhat's past is past ... unless you're a politician ..."}, {"text": "**Austin Powers**\nFictional British man of mystery. Yeah, bay-beee, yeah!"}, {"text": "Holiday Dinner by Jack Daniels."}, {"text": "Show me Your Honor."}, {"text": "Nothing."}, {"text": "Hank Hill."}, {"text": "A drunk karaoke version of \"Take My Breath Away\"."}, {"text": "Wanting to punch that teeny-bopper Whovian that's butthurt the new Doctor isn't in his twenties."}, {"text": "Hellmurder Island."}, {"text": "SPAM with Bacon."}, {"text": "The elephant in the room."}, {"text": "Sir Bearington."}, {"text": "HODOR."}, {"text": "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES."}, {"text": "Delirious, infectious happiness."}, {"text": "Hand-me-down adult diapers."}, {"text": "Pow-Pow-PowerWheeels\u00ae!"}, {"text": "A murder most foul."}, {"text": "Brunch."}, {"text": "The Eurovision Song Contest."}, {"text": "Getting violently sick at MAGfest."}, {"text": "Cheetoism."}, {"text": "Surprise futa."}, {"text": "Boxcars."}, {"text": "Projectile vomiting."}, {"text": "A baby's arm holding an apple."}, {"text": "Falling in love with your RP partner."}, {"text": "Punching a hole in a gingerbread house."}, {"text": "Grave of the Fireflies."}, {"text": "**Pirates**\n\"Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirate's life for me ...\" - Pirates of the Caribbean."}, {"text": "Born a bastard."}, {"text": "Endearing social ineptitude."}, {"text": "The mustard race."}, {"text": "An erotic novel about the Loch Ness Monster."}, {"text": "Ada Initiative approved flesh-light with anti-rape condom included!"}, {"text": "The basic suffering that pervades all of existence."}, {"text": "The Sips Co. Dirt Factory."}, {"text": "A boo-boo."}, {"text": "Franky's awesome Speedo dance."}, {"text": "Leaving your orifices bloody and sore."}, {"text": "Becoming possessed and insulting your colleague."}, {"text": "Two And A Half Men."}, {"text": "Master Chef."}, {"text": "Using 4Chan for parenting advice."}, {"text": "Rapey dolphin."}, {"text": "Wiping her butt."}, {"text": "Dungeons and/or dragons."}, {"text": "The NLSS: drawing unwanted attention from the actual docking community."}, {"text": "Red vs. Blue."}, {"text": "Ikki Tousen."}, {"text": "Giving the tumor a cutesy name."}, {"text": "Captain Jack Harkness."}, {"text": "Scotch."}, {"text": "A cutie mark."}, {"text": "Luke's inners."}, {"text": "Being kind of hormonal."}, {"text": "Underwater Ray Romano."}, {"text": "Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow."}, {"text": "UPS delivery woman Nepeta."}, {"text": "A malaria party."}, {"text": "**Boyfriends**\n\"My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble.\" - The Angels."}, {"text": "A mysterious stain on his tuxedo."}, {"text": "Heritage minutes."}, {"text": "A maid of honor with no shame. No. Shame."}, {"text": "Hot people."}, {"text": "A Sonic Raingasm."}, {"text": "Literally a bucket of semen."}, {"text": "Grandma's wet, sloppy kisses."}, {"text": "Pulling out a never-ending tampon."}, {"text": "Plot."}, {"text": "Jazz."}, {"text": "A testicle examination."}, {"text": "Sweat, anger and shame."}, {"text": "Barry Kramer."}, {"text": "Embarrassing craigslist ads."}, {"text": "A reluctant, eye-rolling apology."}, {"text": "An ingrown toenail on the tip of a penis."}, {"text": "An erection that lasts longer than four hours."}, {"text": "Getting so angry that you pop a boner."}, {"text": "Going cakeless."}, {"text": "Fucking a corpse back to life."}, {"text": "Living in a trashcan."}, {"text": "An origami swan that's some kind of symbol?"}, {"text": "Drizzt."}, {"text": "The Official Languages Act. La Loi sur les langues officielles."}, {"text": "Making out with dogs."}, {"text": "A pound of weed and a Mexican stripper."}, {"text": "Blood Gulch."}, {"text": "Asking Gilbert Gottfried to do the Iago voice during sex."}, {"text": "A big black dick."}, {"text": "**Road Trips**\n\"Get Your Kicks on Route 66.\" -Nelson Riddle."}, {"text": "Texas."}, {"text": "The Trousers Cosmic."}, {"text": "**Duct Tape**\nAll-purpose, ... all the time ..."}, {"text": "Unreal air."}, {"text": "Blue Waffles."}, {"text": "Velcro\u2122."}, {"text": "/mlp/."}, {"text": "Daring Do fanfiction."}, {"text": "Equius's used towel pile."}, {"text": "TENOUTTATEN."}, {"text": "Playing God with the power of lightning."}, {"text": "Bad Dragon\u2122 cumlube."}, {"text": "Verisimilitude."}, {"text": "Andrew Dickman."}, {"text": "A falcon with a box on its head."}, {"text": "Sucking each other's penises for hours on end."}, {"text": "Martha Stewart."}, {"text": "**Italy**\nEuropean Republic, shaped like a boot - a very fashionable boot."}, {"text": "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter."}, {"text": "Fuckingham Palace."}, {"text": "The Wall."}, {"text": "Nipple buffet."}, {"text": "Moral ambiguity."}, {"text": "**Superman**\nFictional comic book superhero loved by Lois Lane and Jerry Seinfeld."}, {"text": "**George W. Bush**\n1946- , 43rd president of the United States. The second time ever that the son of a former president was elected to the office."}, {"text": "Fear itself."}, {"text": "Pot magic."}, {"text": "Henry Goto bleeding profusely from his groin after having his penis bitten off by a 15-year-old Vietnamese prostitute."}, {"text": "Succubus-on-futanari action."}, {"text": "Wanderer D."}, {"text": "**Jack The Ripper**\nAccused of murdering six women in 1888, and suspected in other murders. Still at large."}, {"text": "Loli in a box."}, {"text": "The best Final Fantasy game."}, {"text": "Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties."}, {"text": "That dead crow with the sword through it."}, {"text": "Experimenting with fisting."}, {"text": "Monster boys in lingerie."}, {"text": "A VrisKan waffle."}, {"text": "**Beer Bellies**\nJust think of them as microbreweries."}, {"text": "Unix."}, {"text": "A double murder suicide barbeque."}, {"text": "Cultist-Chan."}, {"text": "Leaking implants."}, {"text": "Mario Kart rage."}, {"text": "The Gripper."}, {"text": "Soul portraits."}, {"text": "Thundercunting."}, {"text": "Not Satan, I promise."}, {"text": "Trying to wake up from this nightmare."}, {"text": "Reverse cowgirl."}, {"text": "**My Family**\nThey'll drive you nuts. As long as you do the same to them, it's all even."}, {"text": "Michael J. Fox trying to use a rotary phone."}, {"text": "Iron Liz."}, {"text": "Inside Shrek's asshole."}, {"text": "Awkward pity sex with a sparkly teenage Cthulu."}, {"text": "Chesticles."}, {"text": "Manboobs."}, {"text": "An army made of sprues."}, {"text": "Karkat and Jade's adorable little of mpreg puppies."}, {"text": "Hillary bitch-slapping Bill with a frozen tuna."}, {"text": "A massive collection of child pornography."}, {"text": "Raccoon testicles."}, {"text": "Blanda Upp!."}, {"text": "Jennifer Lawrence."}, {"text": "Fat Vriska."}, {"text": "Sean."}, {"text": "Nathan Fillion."}, {"text": "Corruption of Champions."}, {"text": "Nepeta's heat cycle."}, {"text": "Getting drunk before noon."}, {"text": "A mare in heat."}, {"text": "Worst pony."}, {"text": "Fondling a Dalek's slippery bits."}, {"text": "Abusive fathers."}, {"text": "Media coverage."}, {"text": "Moobs."}, {"text": "A belly full of hard-boiled eggs."}, {"text": "Trusting Littlefinger."}, {"text": "Masturbating to Ty Pennington."}, {"text": "The few shreds of tinsel still clinging to my asshole."}, {"text": "**Dandruff**\nDry skin on your scalp? Sounds a bit flaky."}, {"text": "Seven asses."}, {"text": "Troy and Abed."}, {"text": "**Local Police**\nThey know who you are and they know where you live."}, {"text": "Sollux's bifurcated bone bulge."}, {"text": "**Waco, Texas**\nTexas city near where a 51-day standoff between law-enforcement officials and members of the Branch Davidians occurred in 1993."}, {"text": "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."}, {"text": "The peaceful and nonthreatening rise of China."}, {"text": "**The Everglades**\nA vast marsh covering much of southern Florida. Watch out for alligators!"}, {"text": "Horn Necrosis."}, {"text": "Africa."}, {"text": "Snapping the nipple off of a prostitute's breast and eating it."}, {"text": "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis."}, {"text": "Cross-dimensional fucking."}, {"text": "A fun, sexy time at the nude beach."}, {"text": "A herring!"}, {"text": "Happy daddies with happy sandals."}, {"text": "Homo milk."}, {"text": "Having a strong opinion about Obamacare."}, {"text": "Donkey-ass Kong."}, {"text": "Katie the Cock Cozy."}, {"text": "Pissing in the suit."}, {"text": "**Adam Sandler**\n1966- , American comedian, film star, and Saturday Night Live alumnus. Genius or goofball - you make the call."}, {"text": "An unsurprising rash."}, {"text": "Lyra Heartstrings."}, {"text": "Sub-only releases."}, {"text": "Cynthia Rothrock."}, {"text": "Twilight Sparkle, the ultimate Mary Sue."}, {"text": "Lorraine Williams."}, {"text": "Being the little spoon."}, {"text": "Hot Jailbait Ass."}, {"text": "Evil Ash."}, {"text": "Wondering whether your girl crush on Hermione constitutes pedophilia."}, {"text": "Breaking the hymen."}, {"text": "Requesting John Cage's \"4'33\" on Radio Dead Air."}, {"text": "Rogue."}, {"text": "Waiting over a year for someone to finish your art commission."}, {"text": "Murdering angels."}, {"text": "The entire last episode of Blood-C."}, {"text": "A 5 lb. bag of gummy bears."}, {"text": "Smooth jazz."}, {"text": "Onions."}, {"text": "**Driving Off A Cliff**\nIt was either that or hire someone to do my takes."}, {"text": "Hordes of zombies."}, {"text": "**Going To The Gym**\nNo pain, no gain."}, {"text": "A Burmese tiger pit."}, {"text": "Hillary Clinton's death stare."}, {"text": "Synergistic management solutions."}, {"text": "Creepy guys in the RDA chat hitting on Tara."}, {"text": "Ringing out a sopping wet maxi pad into Donald Trump's mouth."}, {"text": "George R. R. Martin."}, {"text": "A hot neighbor with no conscience and nothing to lose."}, {"text": "Mating season."}, {"text": "Double vaginal, double anal."}, {"text": "Handcuffs, without the key."}, {"text": "Child support payments."}, {"text": "Zen."}, {"text": "A fez caked with semen."}, {"text": "The Bible."}, {"text": "**Noisy Neighbors**\nWHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"}, {"text": "The Makeover Fairy."}, {"text": "Horsedick."}, {"text": "www.clownpenis.fart."}, {"text": "**Madame Curie**\n1867-1934, French chemist and physicist who won a Nobel Prize for her work on radiation. Fun fact: A \"curie\" is a unit of radioactivity."}, {"text": "Playing my asshole like a trumpet."}, {"text": "NONE PURER!!!"}, {"text": "Filly fiddling."}, {"text": "Joining the Night's Watch."}, {"text": "Stick figure porn."}, {"text": "**Jacques Cousteau**\n1910-97, French naval officer, marine explorer, and author. Best known as a documentary filmmaker."}, {"text": "Arlo P. Arlo."}, {"text": "**Inside The Sun**\nConsisting mostly of hydrogen, the temperature reaches almost 16,000,000 K (about 29,000,000 F)."}, {"text": "Bankrupting your company over a crane game."}, {"text": "The Gaza Strip."}, {"text": "Tryhards."}, {"text": "Goddamned unnecessary futa."}, {"text": "Frost Giants."}, {"text": "Ridiculously Photogenic Guy."}, {"text": "**Tornadoes**\nFunnel-shaped cloud whirling destructively at speeds up to 300 mph. \"Honey, do you hear a freight train ... Honey?\"."}, {"text": "Feeding Rosie O'Donnell."}, {"text": "The Seven Kingdoms."}, {"text": "ARquiusprite's muscles."}, {"text": "Getting a sympathy boner."}, {"text": "Flying sex snakes in monocles and bow ties."}, {"text": "xX420blazeitXx."}, {"text": "**AIDS**\nAcquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome."}, {"text": "**Cinco de Mayo**\nMarks the victory of the Mexican Army over the French at the Battle of Puebla, in 1862."}, {"text": "Zecora's meth lab."}, {"text": "Shooting the black guy."}, {"text": "Foal abuse."}, {"text": "Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit."}, {"text": "Eridan stripping to make rent."}, {"text": "A really cool hat."}, {"text": "Obvious."}, {"text": "Tentabulges."}, {"text": "Surgery to move the male g-spot to the naval."}, {"text": "Criken's Fun House."}, {"text": "Rose telling John she's a lesbian and they will never be together."}, {"text": "Anal training."}, {"text": "A gang of bikers."}, {"text": "Japanese rope technique."}, {"text": "Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit."}, {"text": "A foul mouth."}, {"text": "**Beauty And The Beast**\nA tale as old as time ... so Disney didn't have to pay royalties."}, {"text": "Stalin."}, {"text": "Linkara's hat."}, {"text": "**Jackie Chan**\n1954-, actor, director, martial artist. Screen name, Sing Lung, means \"Becoming the Dragon.\" That's \"MISTER Becoming the Dragon\" to you!"}, {"text": "Cheating death."}, {"text": "Pok\u00e9mon tears."}, {"text": "The /v/idya gaem awards."}, {"text": "Agent Texas / Allison."}, {"text": "Genghis Khan."}, {"text": "Snorting Pixie Stix."}, {"text": "Girls that always be textin'."}, {"text": "A pyramid of severed heads."}, {"text": "David Attenborough watching us mate."}, {"text": "Destroying clocks."}, {"text": "Haganistan."}, {"text": "Passive-aggressive notes on the fridge."}, {"text": "The alpha bitch."}, {"text": "Her dry, scaly hands."}, {"text": "Destroying a pair of underwear."}, {"text": "**Elephants**\nThe largest living land mammal, with two species: Indian and African. Not counting Dumbo, there are no American elephants."}, {"text": "Paying $3,500 for an oversized novelty fursuiter badge."}, {"text": "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them)."}, {"text": "Enemas."}, {"text": "Ven Gethenian."}, {"text": "The Batmobile!"}, {"text": "Robotic sex slaves that are made to feel sadness."}, {"text": "That human vacation with the giant red chimney-ass-hole."}, {"text": "The GM's girlfriend."}, {"text": "**Carl Sagan**\n1934-96, American astronomer and pioneer exobiologist. Touched many lives. Billions and billions of them."}, {"text": "Shub-Niggurath."}, {"text": "Hurricane Katrina."}, {"text": "Fooling me three times."}, {"text": "Dickcheese."}, {"text": "Ignoring a person's faults because their character is hot."}, {"text": "A fart."}, {"text": "A colorful assortment of butt plugs."}, {"text": "A Payphone."}, {"text": "Condoleezza Rice."}, {"text": "Battlefield amputations."}, {"text": "**Nuclear Power Plants**\n\"You've turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.\" -Montgomery Burns, \"The Simpsons\"."}, {"text": "Humperdink award."}, {"text": "AC Guy's luck."}, {"text": "A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat."}, {"text": "Poking cats."}, {"text": "Vehicular manslaughter."}, {"text": "Defeating a gorilla in single combat."}, {"text": "**Paying Bills**\nAlso known as \"Debt Restructuring.\"."}, {"text": "A hermaphrodite foxtaur."}, {"text": "Osamu Tezuka."}, {"text": "Pandora's vagina."}, {"text": "Candy Mountain."}, {"text": "Eridan's upper half."}, {"text": "A squirming mass of kittens."}, {"text": "Golf cart."}, {"text": "Twin clones of Hitler."}, {"text": "Being Canadian."}, {"text": "Getting abducted and probed by aliens."}, {"text": "A sassy black woman."}, {"text": "Painal."}, {"text": "Pooping in public."}, {"text": "Gender-swapped Oda Nobunaga."}, {"text": "A Hungry-Man\u2122 Frozen Christmas Dinner for One."}, {"text": "Foreskin."}, {"text": "Two midgets shitting into a bucket."}, {"text": "Not completing all the side quests."}, {"text": "Troll horns."}, {"text": "Henry Goto being eaten by a group of backwoods hillbilly cannibals."}, {"text": "para's sweaty nutsack."}, {"text": "The poor costume decisions that were the 1970s."}, {"text": "**Adolph Hitler**\n1889-1945, turned Germany into a militarized dictatorship, caused the slaughter of millions and launched World War II."}, {"text": "**Mike Tyson**\n1966- , American heavyweight boxer. Lend him your ear ..."}, {"text": "**Hillary Rodham Clinton**\n1947- , New York Senator, lawyer, and former American First Lady."}, {"text": "The cold, hard truth that no lesbian has ever scissored."}, {"text": "Sollux Captor."}, {"text": "Punching a congressman in the face."}, {"text": "Killing zombies by typing on a keyboard-gun."}, {"text": "**Slivers**\nAlso known as splinters. The worst ones are under your fingernails."}, {"text": "Sweet, sweet vengeance."}, {"text": "Too much edibles."}, {"text": "Toilet worship."}, {"text": "Fuckin' Larry."}, {"text": "Vigorously shagging your sister while holding a mug of warm tea."}, {"text": "Our new Buffalo Chicken Dippers\u00ae!"}, {"text": "FrankerZ."}, {"text": "Fallout: Equestria."}, {"text": "Yaoi paddles."}, {"text": "Homoerotic subtext between two grown men playing video games."}, {"text": "Mushy tushy."}, {"text": "My big juicy fuck potatoes."}, {"text": "Dragon dildos."}, {"text": "Smarty's special bag of AIDS."}, {"text": "Mo\u00e9 schoolgirl Hitler."}, {"text": "Mise."}, {"text": "World building!"}, {"text": "Linkara's futon."}, {"text": "Not posting deets."}, {"text": "Hoarders."}, {"text": "Pathfinder."}, {"text": "**Carnival Workers**\nStep right up ..."}, {"text": "Bono. Just... Bono."}, {"text": "**Earwigs**\nNocturnal insects with abdominal pincers. Nothing to do with ears or wigs."}, {"text": "Wuv."}, {"text": "Caleb's house."}, {"text": "Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart."}, {"text": "**Musicals**\nSouth Pacific, The King and I, The Sound of Music, A Chorus Line, Cats, Rent ..."}, {"text": "Scott McNeil."}, {"text": "KITTEH. :3."}, {"text": "Cider."}, {"text": "**Hooligans**\n\"Hey! Kids! Get outta my yard!\"."}, {"text": "Hodoring."}, {"text": "Madolche?"}, {"text": "Garzey's Wing."}, {"text": "Marrying an axe murderer."}, {"text": "Phelous."}, {"text": "Rolling Natural 20's."}, {"text": "Going to a high school reunion on ketamine."}, {"text": "Frankenstein's Monster."}, {"text": "Diamanda's copy of Cockhammer."}, {"text": "**Anne Frank**\n1929-45, German Jewish girl who wrote in her diary about her family hiding from the Nazis. She died in a concentration camp."}, {"text": "Yelling \"girl power!\" and doing a high kick."}, {"text": "Another shitty year."}, {"text": "ANCIENT EGYPT!"}, {"text": "That goddamned Colossus roar."}, {"text": "Taking a fourier transform of your cat."}, {"text": "DarkSydePhil playing Dark Souls."}, {"text": "Those doucheslurping Adsense assholes."}, {"text": "Captcha."}, {"text": "**Killer Whales**\nBlack and white predatory whales. Boy, can they sing!"}, {"text": "A limp wrist."}, {"text": "Using a frontloader to steal deodorant."}, {"text": "Shipping."}, {"text": "A tasteful spray tan."}, {"text": "Warp core breach."}, {"text": "Futanari."}, {"text": "A Pit Bull named Genghis."}, {"text": "Game Freak."}, {"text": "Pussy spiders."}, {"text": "Pissing yourself."}, {"text": "Daddy's belt."}, {"text": "Oh look! A cat!"}, {"text": "**Doctors**\nOver twenty years of education and they're still \"practicing\" medicine?"}, {"text": "My Little Hoofbeast: Moirailigence Is Magic."}, {"text": "Clearly jealous."}, {"text": "**My Bedroom**\n\"No one knows what goes on behind closed doors.\" -Charlie Rich."}, {"text": "Big Blue Boy."}, {"text": "Hepatitis Sea."}, {"text": "Save or die."}, {"text": "**Hockey**\nDid you hear about the big fight last night? All of a sudden, a hockey game broke out!"}, {"text": "Kangaroo stripper."}, {"text": "AVATAR."}, {"text": "Naughty geishas."}, {"text": "Ray Narvaez, Jr."}, {"text": "**Oxygen**\nOxygen was discovered in 1774. You'd think someone would have noticed it earlier."}, {"text": "A surprisingly attractive anteater."}, {"text": "**Beer**\n\"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.\" - Benjamin Franklin."}, {"text": "A woman's perspective."}, {"text": "Pirate hookers."}, {"text": "New Super Luigi Bros."}, {"text": "A loud mouth-breather."}, {"text": "Getting your fingernails ripped out."}, {"text": "Ingress."}, {"text": "Strangling a dog to make a point to the audience."}, {"text": "The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called."}, {"text": "Drills for hands."}, {"text": "A talking snail in a suit."}, {"text": "Talkie Toaster."}, {"text": "The most important job, reviewing a crappy comic book."}, {"text": "Butthurt."}, {"text": "**Elizabeth Taylor**\n1932- , American actor, noted for her lush beauty, emotional performances and multiple husbands."}, {"text": "Karkat dying of a burst blood vessel mid-rant."}, {"text": "Insane Clown Posse."}, {"text": "Big Butter Jesus."}, {"text": "Upside-down Kerry."}, {"text": "An ass disaster."}, {"text": "Falling into a pool of lava."}, {"text": "Sudden and unwanted slam poetry."}, {"text": "Ambiguously nude Linkara."}, {"text": "Wanghis Kahn, cocklord of the Mongols."}, {"text": "**Madonna**\n1958-, American singer, songwriter, actor, writer, and 1980s pop icon. Blond Ambition."}, {"text": "TL;DR."}, {"text": "Hot tub."}, {"text": "A misogynist dystopia set in a not-too-distant WAIT A MINUTE."}, {"text": "Huge big balls full of jizz."}, {"text": "Time travel."}, {"text": "The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station."}, {"text": "Being tied up and having a musky foot stuffed in your mouth."}, {"text": "Badger badger badger badger badger..."}, {"text": "Bevis."}, {"text": "Getting fur stuck in your teeth."}, {"text": "Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole."}, {"text": "Goblins."}, {"text": "Immersion."}, {"text": "Serfdom."}, {"text": "A stack of bunnies in a trenchcoat."}, {"text": "Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer."}, {"text": "Stumbling on David Wright performing as Judy Garland in the East Village."}, {"text": "Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife."}, {"text": "360 no scopes."}, {"text": "Xena,\nWarrior Princess."}, {"text": "John's Prankster's Gambit."}, {"text": "Getting drunk on mouthwash."}, {"text": "A self-microwaving burrito."}, {"text": "The Great Hiatus of 2013."}, {"text": "Don Cherry's wardrobe."}, {"text": "A horse with no legs."}, {"text": "401 Unauthorized."}, {"text": "Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca."}, {"text": "A bodice-ripping 4-way with Alexander Skarsgard, Ian Somerhalder, and David Boreanaz."}, {"text": "Prof's legs."}, {"text": "Eating the flesh of your foes while howling at the moon."}, {"text": "Brogan."}, {"text": "The Hellman's Mayonnaise Corporation."}, {"text": "Dumpsters overflowing with whimisical save-the-date magnets."}, {"text": "Killing hobos."}, {"text": "Rose Tyler's teeth."}, {"text": "Ass."}, {"text": "Soup that's better than pussy."}, {"text": "An actual invisible knapsack."}, {"text": "Fear Uncertainty Doubt (FUD)."}, {"text": "The revolution."}, {"text": "Sam & Max."}, {"text": "**Recreational Vehicles**\nIf they're trying to get away from it all, why are they taking it all with them?"}, {"text": "A sad fat dragon with no friends."}, {"text": "Peeing a little bit."}, {"text": "Jefferee."}, {"text": "**The 1970s**\nPros ... uh ... pros ... uh ... 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Star of Taxi, Romancing The Stone, Twins, and Get Shorty."}, {"text": "Chest of WHIMSY."}, {"text": "The Chub Rub."}, {"text": "**Computer Hackers**\nWe didn't mean to shut down the entire government ..."}, {"text": "Finding an adhesive bandage at the bottom of your ice cream."}, {"text": "**Hot Lava**\nThere's no better way to serve it."}, {"text": "A secret goat porn stash."}, {"text": "A daily, futile power struggle."}, {"text": "Ray's wet sponge."}, {"text": "A Hitachi Magic Wand."}, {"text": "Flesh-eating bacteria."}, {"text": "**My Job**\nLove it or leave it."}, {"text": "The Disciple."}, {"text": "Eating the entire bag."}, {"text": "Linkara's massive ego."}, {"text": "A Mexican child trapped inside of a burrito."}, {"text": "Zelgadis' flame-proof bikini briefs."}, {"text": "A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive."}, {"text": "Thanking your sex slaves."}, {"text": "Kamikaze pilots."}, {"text": "**Americans**\nHow many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY! WE'RE SUING!"}, {"text": "Being on fire."}, {"text": "Nash's long, long hair."}, {"text": "An uninterrupted history of imperialism and exploitation."}, {"text": "Meulin Leijon."}, {"text": "A man who is so cool that he rides on a motorcycle."}, {"text": "Illegal immigrants."}, {"text": "Covering yourself in mountain dew and rolling around the FLGS bathroom."}, {"text": "Putting sexy pantyhose on your dog."}, {"text": "#ShotsFired."}, {"text": "Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby."}, {"text": "Burning down the White House."}, {"text": "Way too much sensual massage oil."}, {"text": "**NASCAR**\nStock car racing began after World War II, breaking records for speed and for the number of advertisements on a single jacket."}, {"text": "Hump Day."}, {"text": "Ponies with fricken' laser beams attached to their heads!"}, {"text": "Having a cough that lasts forever."}, {"text": "P.F. Chang himself."}, {"text": "ACTII pr0n."}, {"text": "**Baking Cookies**\nAn experience only surpassed by eating them."}, {"text": "The Virginia Tech Massacre."}, {"text": "Traps."}, {"text": "RAGE."}, {"text": "The sticky icky."}, {"text": "*CHIIIIIIIIN.*."}, {"text": "Pedophiles."}, {"text": "CREEEEEEEEEEED!"}, {"text": "Hodor."}, {"text": "A docking sleeve."}, {"text": "Meat curtains."}, {"text": "Further Confusion."}, {"text": "Christopher Eccleston."}, {"text": "Art."}, {"text": "A Blip check."}, {"text": "**Going To The Dentist**\nThis won't hurt a bit ..."}, {"text": "One trillion dollars."}, {"text": "Christian furries."}, {"text": "**Caves**\nStalactites, stalagmites. 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Goddamnit!"}, {"text": "DOTA 2."}, {"text": "Herpes."}, {"text": "Red bean paste."}, {"text": "Hitler without the mustache."}, {"text": "MS Paint Adventures."}, {"text": "Obamacare."}, {"text": "Ronald McDonald."}, {"text": "Shopping with Terezi."}, {"text": "Poutine-induced diabetes."}, {"text": "Transformation porn."}, {"text": "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99."}, {"text": "Police brutality."}, {"text": "Making a random guess in Werewolf that gets you killed later."}, {"text": "A sex goblin with a carnival penis."}, {"text": "**Cabbage**\nFrom the French word caboche, meaning \"big head.\"."}, {"text": "Only cosplaying male characters when you get pregnant."}, {"text": "Gift-wrapping a live hamster."}, {"text": "Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa."}, {"text": "Catapults."}, {"text": "Malachite."}, {"text": "Crystal meth."}, {"text": "Paw."}, {"text": "My robot duplicate."}, {"text": "Terabytes of horse porn."}, {"text": "Fuckstick the Magic Dragon."}, {"text": "Extra rations for my little girl."}, {"text": "Getting really high."}, {"text": "Anything from http://www.thenorthernlionstory.com/."}, {"text": "Making vigorous love to a Taco Bell\u00ae Beefy 5-Layer Burrito\u2122."}, {"text": "Drunk foruming."}, {"text": "A profile pic that looks like a dick and balls."}, {"text": "a corgi dressed as a viking."}, {"text": "Oncoming traffic."}, {"text": "Finger painting."}, {"text": "An orc guarding a chest in a 10x10 room."}, {"text": "Pooping back and forth. Forever."}, {"text": "Worth the Weight."}, {"text": "DoTA 2."}, {"text": "Drenching your fursuit in Febreeze."}, {"text": "That little fat kid from Accel World."}, {"text": "A bull penis cane."}, {"text": "An extra-large can of Bone Bashful\u2122 brand Chinchilla Pudding Sauce."}, {"text": "How hot Orlando Bloom was in *Lord of the Rings*."}, {"text": "The Forge."}, {"text": "Annie's boobs."}, {"text": "Dangan Ronpa's crazy fandom."}, {"text": "Child beauty pageants."}, {"text": "Noping the fuck out of there."}, {"text": "Henry Goto ending up homeless on the streets and sucking dick for coke."}, {"text": "/a/."}, {"text": "Pronouncing 'Blog' as 'Blag'."}, {"text": "Some innocent wife-swapping among friends."}, {"text": "Ruby on Rails."}, {"text": "Shouting \"FUS-RO-DAH!\" at a puppy."}, {"text": "Accidentally touching Gamze's enormous codpiece."}, {"text": "Learning something at Con."}, {"text": "**Al Pacino**\n1940- , Oscar winning American actor and star of \"The Godfather,\" \"Dog Day Afternoon\" and \"Scent Of A Woman.\" One very intense guy."}, {"text": "A collapsed lung."}, {"text": "Gay thoughts."}, {"text": "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears."}, {"text": "Sony."}, {"text": "**Sailors**\n\"In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas ...\" -The Village People."}, {"text": "XPEKE!"}, {"text": "**Martha Stewart**\n1941-, television personality, magazine editor, and author. Domestic arts are her stock-in-trade."}, {"text": "Todd's unmasked visage."}, {"text": "A vagina dentata."}, {"text": "Wololololololololo."}, {"text": "Friendly fire."}, {"text": "Mavin slash fiction."}, {"text": "A motherfucker."}, {"text": "Chugging a lava lamp."}, {"text": "The Puchuu."}, {"text": "Striking fear into the hearts of your enemies."}, {"text": "Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls."}, {"text": "Fails of the Weak."}, {"text": "Another goddamn vampire movie."}, {"text": "Crispin Freeman."}, {"text": "Count Chocula."}, {"text": "Fun and interesting facts about rocks."}, {"text": "**Golf-Ball-Sized Hail**\n... which is almost as impressive as hail-sized golf balls ..."}, {"text": "Moarte."}, {"text": "Explosive decompression."}, {"text": "Eridan Ampora."}, {"text": "Killing clowns."}, {"text": "p2w."}, {"text": "The power of the Dark Side."}, {"text": "**Swiss Bank Accounts**\nDo you think everyone in Switzerland has one?"}, {"text": "The challenge of balancing career and family."}, {"text": "**Bill Gates**\n1955-, chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation. A very rich guy."}, {"text": "**Bonbons**\nSweets for the sweet ..."}, {"text": "DJ Phylactery."}, {"text": "Eridan crying after pailing Vriska for the first time."}, {"text": "Giving a girl an orgasm using only your shoulderpads."}, {"text": "**Canada**\nFederated country of North America. The Great White North - eh?"}, {"text": "The Nostalgia Ranger."}, {"text": "Seizing control of the means of production."}, {"text": "Edition wars."}, {"text": "Unicorn Privilege."}, {"text": "StarFox."}, {"text": "The LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!"}, {"text": "The Homestuck drinking game (do a shot every time someone dies!)."}, {"text": "Ohmsdrawings.tumblr.com."}, {"text": "Homesmut Voices."}, {"text": "A half-finished Brazilian wax job."}, {"text": "**Family Vacations**\nDad? Dad? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we? Huh? 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This six week conflict with Iraq was also known as \"Desert Storm.\"."}, {"text": "Pabst Blue Ribbon."}, {"text": "Kobolds."}, {"text": "**HMOs**\nHeath Maintenance Organizations. Here's to your health ..."}, {"text": "Kawaii Yaoi."}, {"text": "BOOYAH!"}, {"text": "King Robert Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord Protector of the Realm."}, {"text": "The Felt."}, {"text": "Punching a tree to gather wood."}, {"text": "A Dragon Slave."}, {"text": "where MAKING THIS HAPEN."}, {"text": "FOIA Request."}, {"text": "Posting on www.reddit.com/r/gonewild/."}, {"text": "Evilina's monstrous visage."}, {"text": "Red-headed tsunderes."}, {"text": "A furpile."}, {"text": "11."}, {"text": "Chemtrails."}, {"text": "Skipping to Act 5."}, {"text": "GoGurt\u00ae."}, {"text": "A chatroom predator."}, {"text": "Finding out that \"it's not Pop Tarts!\"."}, {"text": "A mushy tushy."}, {"text": "the delay time of Duke Nukem Forever."}, {"text": "Arin's dicksaber."}, {"text": "An awful fandom OC who's married to the main character."}, {"text": "Dog cum."}, {"text": "The spooky skeleton under my skin."}, {"text": "Yoga pants."}, {"text": "An undetermined but significant quantity of penis."}, {"text": "**Mice**\n\"The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men ...\" -Robert Burns."}, {"text": "**Corn On The Cob**\nA grain native to the Americas, corn was a staple food for many centuries before corn holders were invented."}, {"text": "Cool, relateable cancer teens."}, {"text": "tYPING LIKE THIS???????? oH MY GKFOODODD??????"}, {"text": "People constantly telling you that marriage is a lot of work."}, {"text": "Spidermom."}, {"text": "Manny's epic laugh."}, {"text": "Sharing needles."}, {"text": "Slow motion."}, {"text": "Hulking out."}, {"text": "**Milk**\nThree glasses a day will give you ... the gratitude of the dairy industry."}, {"text": "A nugget of poo roughly the size and shape of a crouton."}, {"text": "Salsa Night at Dave's Cantina."}, {"text": "Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president."}, {"text": "1,000 years of pain."}, {"text": "An autoclitorodectomy."}, {"text": "Being pinned to the wall and fucked in a shower."}, {"text": "Taking one for the team."}, {"text": "Chak's homemade maple bacon jam."}, {"text": "Brad, drinking a Turkey-flavored Jones Soda."}, {"text": "Indiana Jones."}, {"text": "**Genetic Engineering**\nWhat DO you get when you cross a monkey with a potato?"}, {"text": "A Bleach hentai doujin where Rukia rapes Ichigo."}, {"text": "The Power of Greyskull."}, {"text": "Toady."}, {"text": "Dem titties."}, {"text": "Former President George W. 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