#How to Write Good Bad Code
- Name : Greg Bulmash
- Twitter : @GregBulmash
- Github : GregBulmash
- Website : www.olddeveloper.com
##Abstract
When you're writing code to demo browser performance analysis tools, how do you write code that's bad enough to show off the tools, but good enough not to insult an audience of professional developers? We faced that problem when writing docs that demonstrated the new performance analysis features in IE11's F12 Developer Tools. I'll discuss some of the performance anti-patterns we tried to demonstrate and the challenges of writing bad code a good coder might actually write.
##Speaker Bio
Greg Bulmash is an urban legend. Seriously. Look him up on Snopes.com. He was IMDb.com's first photo editor, contributed to openclipart.org, is a Zend Certified Engineer in PHP and a Microsoft Certified Specialist in HTML5, CSS3, and JavaScript. He currently works for Microsoft, writing developer documentation for Internet Explorer.