Is your site too light? Need more pizzaz? Make it heavy with a single, zero dependency script.
Just add this snippet to your HTML:
<script
src="https://rawcdn.githack.com/gargakshit/heavy.js/71f834dcbf339f7cee0e4ec403f5b183e14a6082/heavy.js"
defer
async
></script>It downscales all images on your webpage by a factor of 3, takes the RGB values
and creates spans with appropriate styles. Yes, this converts your images to
HTML p and spans.
Might be tuned to my display? Who cares about the actual users' machines anyways. If my M1 Max 64GB MacBook can run it, their machines will surely run it!
Yes. Actually NO. This is satire. Stop adding useless JavaScript to your websites just for the sake of it. JS is alright if you are making an interactive webapp, but static content should be static content.