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The Tale of the 12th Euler.
Juliet, a young woman with a love for triangles.
Ophelia, another young woman who loves factors.
Octavia, a young woman who holds a big number.
Macbeth, a temporary young man who likes roots.
Romeo, a man who likes counting (and Juliet).
Julia, a young woman who also counts.
Act I: Some smalltalk (not the Squeak kind)
Scene I: Octavia's Initialization
[Enter Juliet and Octavia]
Juliet:
You cute beautiful amazing sweet sunny trustworthy gentle
golden good girl! You are as pretty as the difference between
thyself and the sum of a brave charming bold noble warrior and
the evil dirty devil!
Octavia:
You are a pretty girl too, thanks much for the accolades.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Macbeth and Romeo]
Act II: A non-trifling time
Scene I: Getting to work
Macbeth:
You are as cunning as the sum of thyself and a hero.
[Exit Macbeth]
[Enter Juliet]
Romeo:
You are as lovely as the quotient of the product of myself
and the sum of myself and Heaven and a good King!
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Macbeth]
Romeo:
You are as prompt as the square root of Juliet!
[Exit Macbeth]
[Enter Ophelia]
Scene II: Getting ready to factor
Romeo:
You are nothing at all.
Ophelia:
Is the square of Macbeth as noble as Juliet?
Romeo:
If so, you are as beautiful as a flower.
[Exit Romeo]
[Enter Julia]
Ophelia:
You are an angel.
Scene III: Real factoring
Ophelia:
Is the remainder of the quotient between Juliet and thee better than nothing?
Julia:
If not, you are as pretty as the sum of thyself and a golden flower.
Ophelia:
You are as cute as the sum of yourself and a plum.
Art thou more pretty than Macbeth?
Julia:
If so, let us proceed to the Final Judgment. If not, let us return to Real factoring.
Scene IV: The Final Judgment.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Romeo and Ophelia]
Romeo:
Are you more pretty than Octavia?
Ophelia:
If so, let us proceed to printing the answer.
[Exit Ophelia]
[Enter Macbeth]
Macbeth:
Let us return to getting to work.
Scene V: Printing the Answer.
[Exeunt]
[Enter Juliet and Ophelia]
Ophelia:
Open Your Heart!
Juliet:
You are as beautiful as the product of a good man and the sum
of the lord and a cute golden girl. Speak Your Mind!
[Exeunt]