A revolutionary version control system that redefines simplicity by removing it entirely.
sicktiergit is a next-generation distributed version control system designed to fix everything wrong with Git by making it significantly worse in every measurable way.
Git was fine — until you had to use it.
We believe developers deserve a version control system that truly captures the emotional rollercoaster of modern software development. That's why sicktiergit was built from scratch, in a custom language we no longer remember.
sicktiergit embraces chaos as a feature, not a bug. Every command is a learning opportunity, every conflict a team-building exercise, and every detached HEAD a spiritual awakening.
That's right. While other version control systems struggle in lower tiers, sicktiergit has achieved the prestigious SICK TIER status.
- Unintuitive by Design – If you think you understand it, you're wrong.
- Predictably Unpredictable – Consistently slow, beautifully confusing.
- Conflict-Driven Development – Merges are opportunities for personal growth.
- AI-Assisted Blame – Automatically assigns fault to your least favorite teammate.
- Philosophical Commit Messages – Your code doesn't matter, but your journey does.
- Integrated Therapy Mode™ – Because you'll need it.
- Quantum Branching – Exists in multiple states until you check it out (then it crashes).
- Time-Travel Debugging – Go back in time to when you thought this was a good idea.
- Main/Master Ambiguity – Default branch randomly alternates. Good luck with your CI/CD pipelines.
git clone https://github.com/sicktiergit/sicktiergit.git
cd sicktiergit
make deps
make build
sudo make installThe binary will be installed as sg for quick access.
See INSTALL.md for detailed installation instructions.
Initialize your descent into chaos:
sg init my-chaotic-repo
You are now the proud owner of a repository that will haunt you for years.
Commit your first mistake:
sg commit -m "Initial panic"Push your code directly to production:
sg push --force --maybeSeek emotional support:
sg therapy --crisisAt sicktiergit, we don't believe in "clean history." We believe in authentic history — the kind filled with pain, confusion, and force pushes.
Traditional version control focuses on code. sicktiergit focuses on character development.
If Git is a tool, sicktiergit is a lifestyle.
All contributions are welcome.
Pull requests will be rebased, rejected, and rewritten until we forget what the original issue was.
Please ensure your commits follow our philosophy:
- No squashing – Every mistake deserves to be immortalized
- Force push encouraged – Especially on shared branches
- Merge conflicts required – If it merges cleanly, try harder
# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/sicktiergit/sicktiergit.git
cd sicktiergit
# Install dependencies
make deps
# Build and test
make build
make test
# Run in development mode
make dev ARGS="init test-repo"The command is sg (short for sicktiergit) for ease of use.
See USAGE.md for detailed command documentation.
MIT, probably. We forgot to check.
See LICENSE for the full text (and disclaimers).
- COMMANDS.md - Quick command reference with aliases
- USAGE.md - Comprehensive command reference
- INSTALL.md - Installation instructions
- FEATURES.md - Detailed feature showcase and comparisons
- demo.sh - Interactive demonstration script
"The best way to resolve merge conflicts is to stop coding."
— sicktiergit Manifesto, Vol. 2