Simplicity

In the oldy time, before the now now, the big boss flew the steel bird wooo and the programmer felleras makes all the nested ifs and switch statements case, case, case.

Then the FP plonkers with their F# came 💥 and with them the pattern matching and sipping decaf espressos burn, burn, burn and green tea smoothies in upcycled jam jars single origin, ethically sourced.

And now we's in the C# place that's us well we get the pattern matching. We's ready. Take us home.