Generate fake standup meeting updates that sound convincingly productive.
Built by Arnold Wender
- Buzzword density slider — from "almost believable" to "full corporate meltdown"
- 6 developer roles with tailored jargon (Frontend, Backend, DevOps, PM, Designer, Intern)
- Standup bingo — mark off classic standup phrases as they appear
- Speedrun mode — generate an entire week of standups in seconds
- One-click copy-to-Slack formatting
- Calendar widget to schedule your fictional productivity
- 12 unlockable achievements for the most dedicated meeting survivors
- Shareable standup cards with screenshot export
- Jira Board — draggable kanban board of your fictional tasks across sprints
- Excuse Quality Score — Lighthouse-style SVG gauges rating the believability of your standup
- Fake Changelog — version history of the generator's most corporate updates
- Pro Tier — premium excuse generation for enterprise-grade meeting survival
- React 18 + TypeScript
- Vite — lightning-fast dev server and builds
- Tailwind CSS — utility-first styling
- Framer Motion — smooth animations and transitions
- canvas-confetti — celebration effects
- html2canvas — standup card export
- Lucide React — icon set
# Clone the repository
git clone https://github.com/arnoldwender/standup-generator.git
cd standup-generator
# Install dependencies
npm install
# Start development server
npm run devOpen http://localhost:5173 in your browser.
npm run build
npm run previewContributions are welcome! Check out CONTRIBUTING.md for guidelines on how to get involved.
This project is licensed under the MIT License.