Welcome to WorldPatch.dev — a joke website dedicated to publishing “patch notes” for the planet Earth. Ever wondered what would happen if reality got regular updates like your favorite software? Here, you’ll find tongue-in-cheek changelogs, bug fixes, and new “features” for life on Earth.
Visit the site: www.worldpatch.dev
AI & Human Collaboration
While we use AI (like GitHub Copilot) to brainstorm ideas for patch notes, all code in this repository is written and reviewed by humans.
WorldPatch.dev is a satirical project that posts fictional patch notes for the world. Each entry imagines what would happen if the Earth received regular software updates — including balance changes, bug fixes, and the occasional surprise feature.
All “patch notes” are published as posts in the _posts directory, following the style of software changelogs.
- Regularly updated (fictional) patch notes for planet Earth
- Posts written in classic changelog style for maximum comedy
- Powered by static site generator Jekyll and the Chirpy theme
- Clone this repo:
git clone https://github.com/GoldStar184/WorldPatch.dev.git cd WorldPatch.dev - Install dependencies:
bundle install
- Serve locally:
bundle exec jekyll serve - Open your browser at http://localhost:4000
Have an idea for a hilarious bug fix or new feature for the world? Open an issue or submit a pull request!
This project is licensed under the MIT License.
Credit:
This website was built using the Chirpy Jekyll theme — thank you to the Chirpy team for a fantastic static site template!