index.html


<html>
	<head>
		<title>CabbageClicker</title>
		<script type='text/javascript'>
			var cabbage = new Array(
				"The cabbage is unamused by your antics.",
				"The cabbage rolls 2 inches to the left and emits a pleasant cabbage aroma.",
				"The cabbage either cannot respond, or will not respond.",
				"The cabbage does photosynthesis.",
				"The cabbage is trying to tell you something, but you do not understand. You do not understand.",
				"You place the cabbage to your ear and it emits a low cabbage sound.",
				"You take a bite out of the cabbage. The cabbage responds \"...\".<br />You take some more bites. You have eaten the cabbage.",
				"The cabbage needs more time.",
				"Comparing your problems to the cabbage's problems. The cabbage turns green with envy.",
				"The cabbage gives you an odd look and rolls a quarter inch in no particular direction.",
				"This cabbage was genetically modified to give you bad advice #wakeup #cabbspiracy",
				"The cabbage does not respond, but you keep clicking.",
				"The cabbage bends to your will. The cabbage is now your slave. It will now do anything you tell it to.<br />Within limits of what a cabbage can do.",
				"You stare intently into the folds of the cabbage. The cabbage is nervous."
			);
			
			var last = 1000;
			
			function Cabbage()
			{
				var n = Math.floor(Math.random() * cabbage.length);
				if(n == last) Cabbage();
				
				last = n;
				
				var _cabbage = document.getElementById("_cabbage");
				_cabbage.innerHTML = cabbage[n];
			}
		</script>
	</head>
	<body>
	<div align='center'>
		<p>
			<img id='cabbage' src='01.jpg' width='200px' height='200px' onclick='Cabbage()' />
		</p>
		<p>
		<span id='_cabbage'>Focus carefully on your question and click the cabbage you see before you.</span>
		</p>
	</div>
	</body>
</html>