Merge pull request #2 from QuantumNovice/production

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Author: QuantumNovice

computer_cell_bot.py

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+import discord
+import random
+
+
+from io import BytesIO, StringIO
+import base64
+from numpy import *
+import numpy as np
+import matplotlib.pyplot as plt
+
+
+from discord.ext import commands
+
+# last one sitting universe
+#TODO: Add channel ID HERE
+channels = [0000000]
+
+VC = ""
+
+bot = commands.Bot(command_prefix=">")
+
+from corpora import Corpora
+
+Corpora(bot)
+
+
+"""
+------------------------------
+Members
+------------------------------
+"""
+
+
+@bot.command("docs")
+async def hello(ctx):
+    with open("help.txt") as afile:
+        docs = afile.read()
+    await ctx.send(docs)
+
+
+"""
+------------------------------
+JOKES
+------------------------------
+"""
+
+
+@bot.group()
+async def joke(ctx):
+    if ctx.invoked_subcommand is None:
+        await ctx.send("Invalid command passed...")
+
+
+@joke.command()
+async def comp(ctx):
+    with open("computer_jokes.txt") as afile:
+        roasts = afile.readlines()
+    roast = random.choice(roasts)
+    await ctx.send(roast)
+
+
+@joke.command()
+async def git(ctx):
+    with open("git_jokes.txt") as afile:
+        roasts = afile.readlines()
+    roast = random.choice(roasts)
+    await ctx.send(roast)
+
+
+"""
+------------------------------
+meme name
+------------------------------
+"""
+
+
+@bot.group()
+async def make(ctx):
+    pass
+
+
+@make.command()
+async def doge(ctx, text_1, text_2):
+    text_1 = urllib.parse.quote(text_1.replace(" ", "_"))
+    text_2 = urllib.parse.quote(text_2.replace(" ", "_"))
+    link = "https://memegen.link/doge/{}/{}.jpg".format(text_1, text_2)
+    await ctx.send(link)
+
+
+@make.command()
+async def buzz(ctx, text_1, text_2):
+    text_1 = urllib.parse.quote(text_1.replace(" ", "_"))
+    text_2 = urllib.parse.quote(text_2.replace(" ", "_"))
+    link = "https://memegen.link/buzz/{}/{}.jpg".format(text_1, text_2)
+    await ctx.send(link)
+
+
+"""
+------------------------------
+mock name <>
+------------------------------
+"""
+
+import urllib
+
+
+@bot.group()
+async def mock(ctx):
+    if ctx.invoked_subcommand is None:
+        await ctx.send("Invalid command passed...")
+
+
+@mock.command()
+async def name(ctx, name: str):
+    with open("name_mock.txt") as afile:
+        name_mocks = afile.readlines()
+    for line in name_mocks:
+        if line.startswith(name.upper()):
+            await ctx.send("{}".format(line))
+            return
+
+
+"""
+------------------------------
+DANGER: Math commands
+------------------------------
+"""
+import sympy
+
+
+@bot.group()
+async def math(ctx):
+    if ctx.invoked_subcommand is None:
+        await ctx.send("Invalid command passed...")
+
+
+@math.command()
+async def diff(ctx, equation: str, variable: str):
+    try:
+        ans = sympy.diff(equation, variable)
+    except:
+        ans = "Erro Occured."
+    await ctx.send(
+        "=tex \\begin{{align*}} {0} \\end{{align*}}".format(sympy.latex(ans))
+    )
+    return
+
+
+@math.command()
+async def integrate(ctx, equation: str, variable: str, upperlimit, lowerlimit):
+    try:
+        ans = sympy.integrate(equation, (variable, upperlimit, lowerlimit))
+    except:
+        ans = "Erro Occured."
+    await ctx.send(
+        "=tex \\begin{{align*}} {0} \\end{{align*}}".format(sympy.latex(ans))
+    )
+    return
+
+
+@math.command()
+async def plot(ctx, equation, x_min, x_max, delta_x):
+    plt.clf()
+    figure = BytesIO()  # File like object to save png
+    x_min = float(x_min)
+    x_max = float(x_max)
+    delta_x = float(delta_x)
+
+    print("Equation:", equation)
+    X = np.arange(x_min, x_max, delta_x)
+    Y = [eval(equation) for x in X]
+    plt.plot(X, Y)
+    plt.ylabel(equation)
+    plt.xlabel("x")
+    plt.savefig(figure, format="png")
+    figure.seek(0)
+    # Encode data with base64 so it can be served
+    # figure = base64.standard_b64encode(figure.read()).decode()
+
+    for i in channels:
+        channel = bot.get_channel(i)
+        try:
+            if channel.name == ctx.message.channel.name:
+                file = discord.File(figure, filename="plot.png")
+                await channel.send("Powered by matplotlib", file=file)
+        except AttributeError:
+            print("AttributeError")
+
+API_KEY = "ADD API KEY HERE"
+bot.run(API_KEY)

computer_jokes.txt

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+There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
+If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
+I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
+My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
+Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
+In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
+Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk
+I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
+Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
+The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
+A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
+Unix, DOS and Windows...the good, the bad and the ugly
+A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
+The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
+UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
+Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
+C://dos C://dos.run run.dos.run
+You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
+JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT!!
+1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
+Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive
+How do I set a laser printer to stun?
+There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
+Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
+It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard
+Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
+The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are
+Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
+The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers
+If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won't mar the furniture
+COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
+Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
+LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses
+The beginning of the programmer's wisdom is understanding the difference between getting program to run and having a runnable program
+Squash one bug, you'll see ten new bugs popping
+Everytime i time i touch my code, i give birth to ten new bugs
+boast = blogging is open & amiable sharing of thoughts
+We are sorry, but the number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again
+Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted
+If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBO
+Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
+Bad or corrupt header, go get a haircut
+Unrecognized input, get out of the class
+Warning! Buffer overflow, close the tumbler !
+WinErr 547: LPT1 not found... Use backup... PENCIL & PAPER
+Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
+Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
+Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression
+Hackers in hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is "c:\> hack into fbi"
+BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
+I survived an NT installation
+The name is Baud......James Baud
+My new car runs at 56Kbps
+Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
+File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
+Cannot read data, leech the next boy's paper? (Y/N)
+CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
+Does fuzzy logic tickle?
+Helpdesk : Sir, you need to add 10GB space to your HD , Customer : Could you please tell where I can download that?
+Windows: Just another pane in the glass
+Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
+RAM disk is not an installation procedure
+Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
+The truth is out there...anybody got the URL?
+Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
+E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage
+Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
+All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
+Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
+Once I got this error on my Linux box: Error. Mouse not attached. Please left click the 'OK' button to continue
+Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
+Press every key to continue
+Helpdesk: Sir if you see the blue screen, press any key to continue. Customer : hm.. just a min.. where's that 'any key'..
+Idiot, Go ahead, make my data!
+Old programmers never die; they just give up their resources
+To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so
+(001) Logical Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing
+Clinton:/> READ | PARSE | WRITE | DUMP >> MONKIA.SYS
+(D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza
+Computers can never replace human stupidity
+A typical Yahoo! inbox : Inbox(0), Junk(9855210)
+(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic?
+Bugs come in through open Windows
+Penguins love cold, they wont survive the sun
+Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are
+Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity
+Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
+To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.
+Invalid password : Please enter the correct password to (Abort / Retry / Ignore )
+FUBAR - where Geeks go for a drink
+I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore
+Scandisk : Found 2 bad sectors. Please enter a new HD to continue scanning
+Black holes are where God divided by zero
+Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
+Thank god, my baby just compiled
+Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output
+Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
+Zap! And there was the blue screen !
+Please send all spam to my main address, root@localhost :-)
+MailerD(a)emon: You just received 9133547 spam. (O)pen all, (R)ead one by one, (C)heck for more spam
+A: Can you teach me how to use a computer? B: No. I just fix the machines, I don't use them
+PayPal: Your funds have been frozen for 668974 days
+1-800-404 : The subscriber you are trying to call does not exist
+1-800-403 : Access to that subscriber was denied
+Error message: "Out of paper on drive D:"
+If I wanted a warm fuzzy feeling, I'd antialias my graphics!
+A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light
+"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?"
+Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface
+Shout onto a newsgroup : It echoes back flames and spam
+Firewall : Intruder detected. (A)llow in (D)eactivate the firewall
+Real programmers can write assembly code in any language
+Warning! Perl script detected! (K)ill it , (D)eactivate it
+Firewall : Do you want to place a motion detector on port 80 ?
+Helpdesk: Sir, please refill your ink catridges Customer : Where can i download that?
+All computers run at the same speed... with the power off
+You have successfully logged in, Now press any key to log out
+Sorry, the password you tried is already being used by Dorthy, please try something else.
+Sorry, that username already exists. (O)verwrite it (C)ancel
+Please send all flames, trolls, and complaints to /dev/toilet
+Shut up, or i'll flush you out
+Cron : Enter cron command \ Now enter the number of minutes in an hour
+We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal
+You have successfully hacked in, Welcome to the FBI mainframes.
+I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you
+Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurling down the highway
+Webhost livehelp: Sir you ran out of bandwidth, User: Where can I download that?
+If Ruby is not and Perl is the answer, you don't understand the question
+Having soundcards is nice... having embedded sound in web pages is not
+My computer was full, so I deleted everything on the right half
+You have received a new mail which is 195537 hours old
+Yahoo! Mail: Your email was sent successfully. The email will delivered in 4 days and 8 hours
+I'm sorry for the double slash (Tim Berners-Lee in a Panel Discussion, WWW7, Brisbane, 1998)
+Ah, young webmaster... java leads to shockwave. Shockwave leads to realaudio. And realaudio leads to suffering
+What color do you want that database?
+C++ is a write-only language. I can write programs in C++, but I can't read any of them
+As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
+earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can
+A typical yahoo chat room: "A has signed in, A has signed out, B has signed in, B has signed out, C has signed in, C has signed out.."
+When someone says "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I wish done," give him a lollipop
+Warning! No processor found! Press any key to continue
+Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product
+NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands
+Warning! Kernel crashed, Run for your lives !
+NASA uses Windows? Oh great. If Apollo 13 went off course today the manual would just tell them to open the airlock, flush the astronauts out, and re-install new one
+JavaScript: An authorizing language designed to make Netscape crash
+How's my programming? Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
+Yes, friends and neighbors, boys and girls - my PC speaker crashed NT
+root:> Sorry, you entered the wrong password, the correct password is 'a_49qwXk'
+New linux package released. Please install on /dev/null
+Quake and uptime do not like each other
+Unix...best if used before: Tue Jan 19 03:14:08 GMT 2038
+As you well know, magic and weapons are prohibited inside the cafeteria -- Final Fantasy VIII
+Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labo
+Unix is the only virus with a command line interface
+Windows 95 makes Unix look like an operating system
+How are we supposed to hack your system if it's always down!
+God is real, unless declared integer
+I'm tempted to buy the slashdot staff a grammar checker. What do they do for 40 hours a week?
+Paypal : Please enter your credit card number to continue
+It takes a million monkeys at typewriters to write Shakespeare, but only a dozen monkeys at computers to run Network Solutions
+Please help - firewall burnt down - lost packet - reward $$$
+If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could piss in it before delivery
+Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle
+Perl, the only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption
+Norton: Incoming virus - (D)ownload and save (R)un after download
+I had a dream... and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
+You sir, are an unknown USB device driver
+C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void