./run_birthday.sh#!/bin/bash
# Helper function to print with a delay
print_line() {
echo "$1"
sleep 0.2 # Adjust the delay as needed
}
# Birthday Banner
banner="
YYYY YY
HHHHH HHHHH YYY YYYY
HHHHH HHHHH PP PPPPPP YYY YYY
HHH HHH PPP PP YYY YYY
HHH HHH AAAAA PP PPPPPP PP PP YYY YYY
HHH HHH AAAAAAA PPP PP PP PP YYY YYY
HHH HHH AA AA PP PP PP PP YYY YYY
HHH HHH AA AA PP PP PPPPPPP YYYYY
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AA AA PP PP PP YYYY
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AA AA PPPPPPP PP YYYY -------
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA PP PP YYYY -------
HHH HHH AAAAAAAAA PP PP YYYY -------
HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYY
HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYY
HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYYYY
HHH HHH AA AA PP PP YYYYYYY
HHH HHH PP PP YYYYYYY
HHHHH HHHHH PP PP YYYYYYY
HHHHH HHHHH PP PP YYYYYYY
YYYYY
BBBBBBBBBBBBB YYY
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB Y
BBBB BBB II YYY YYY
BB BB II DDDDDDDDDDDDD YYYY YYYY
BB BB DDDDDDDDDDDDDD YY YY
BB BB III RRR RRRR DDD DDD A YY YY
BB BB II RRRR RR DDD DDD AAA YY YY
BB BBB II RRR DDD DDD AAAAA YY YY
BBB BBBB II RR DDD DDD AAAAAAA YY YY
BBBBBBBBBBB II RR DDD DDD AA AA YY YY
BBBBBBBBB II RR DDD DDD AA AA YYYY
BBBBBBBBBBB II RR DDD DDD AAAAAAAAA YYY
BBB BBBB IIII RRRR DDD DDD AAAAAAAAA YYY
BB BBB HHH DDD DDD AA AA YYY
BB BBB TT HHHH DDD DDD AA AA YYY
BB BBB TT HH DDD DDD AA AA YYY
BB BBB TTTTTT HH DDD DDD AA AA YYY
BB BBB TT HH DDD DDD YYY
BB BBB TT HHHHHHHH DDDDDDDDDDDDD YYY
BB BBB TT HH HH DDDDDDDDDDDD YYYY
BBBB BBBB TT HH HH YYYY
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB TT TT HH HH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BBBBBBBBBBBBBB TTTT HH HH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HHHH HHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"
# Print banner line by line
while IFS= read -r line; do
print_line "$line"
done <<< "$banner"
# Birthday Message
print_line "Happy Birthday to my favorite programmer girlfriend, Crystal! 🎉❤️"
print_line "You're the one who debugged my heart and optimized my happiness algorithm. 💻💖"
print_line ""
# Countdown to next birthday
print_line "Countdown to your next birthday celebration:"
print_line "T-minus $(($(date --date='2025-11-19' +%s) - $(date +%s))) seconds 🚀"
print_line ""
# Simulate the love loop temporarily
print_line "Running love loop for a moment..."
for i in {1..10}; do
print_line "My love for you = $(shuf -i 100-1000 -n 1)% of Infinity 🚀"
sleep 1
done
# Birthday insights
print_line ""
print_line ">>> SYSTEM INSIGHTS <<<"
print_line "Dataset: My Heart"
print_line "Variable: LoveForYou"
print_line "Status: OverflowError 😘"
print_line "Stack trace: CupidError > LoveModule ❤️"
print_line ""
# Celebrating with love
print_line "Final Action: Celebrating your amazing birthday!"
print_line "🎁 Stack of gifts and love overflowing! (No segfaults here 😉)"
print_line ""
# Fun fact about love
print_line "Fun Fact: Did you know that an unsigned 64-bit integer maxes out at 18,446,744,073,709,551,615? Not enough to measure my love for you. 🥰"
# Final message
print_line ""
print_line "Happy Birthday, Crystal! You’re my compiler of joy, debugger of bad days, and lifelong commit partner. ❤️"
print_line "Love you to the moon and back. float('inf') love for you. 🥰"-
Run the Script
Feel the infinite loop of love and watch the magic unfold. -
Pair Programming Goals
🎯 Debugging life together, one pull request at a time. -
Life Patch Notes
- Improved emotional UX.
- Fixed bugs of loneliness.
- Installed module: InfiniteLove ❤️
You're the only girl in my friend list who gets to call herself a programmer girlfriend—and that makes you truly one-of-a-kind. 🥳✨
With all my heart (and CPU cycles),
Cody 💻